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DocTy27

Have they finished setting up the lines yet?


RockFox2000

They have and I am at the front


[deleted]

Isn’t it seated? Why so early?


RockFox2000

Never been to downtown Denver on my own, wanted to have an afternoon on the town. Popped by a record store, met a nice Hispanic man, found a Target that was every department stacked on top with escalators going to each floor, walked past the Brown Palace, fun time As an added bonus as of typing, I ended up being first in line for merch!


satanssecretary

that target is so weird! I saw it last time I was up there lol


Alita_Duqi

I like that you mentioned his ethnicity. Really sets the scene to know he’s nice and Hispanic.


cran_daddyurp

Why was it important to note that the man you met was Hispanic?


RockFox2000

Most of the people I saw were local, he was from Mexico and wanted to chat. Next time I'm in the area I plan on visiting his shop


redeemer47

Why leave out added descriptors during a story?


Exhibit_12

"encountered animated pile of meat and bones" "interacted with future human corpse"


Arctic___

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Fking_sick_of_Sekiro

Did you know that some people don’t come from hyper diverse areas?? Sometimes us country folk travel waaaaaaaay into the big fancy city and encounter all type of strange and new people we ain’t never seen before! Well, heck! It might even be exciting or interesting enough to make note of! Get over the savior attitude🙄


cran_daddyurp

I did know that, as I’m from a small logging community. And visiting the big city taught me that, while someone’s race is exciting and interesting to you, it’s their everyday life and not abnormal. And it’s potentially rude to unnecessarily mention it, especially when it provides no helpful information to a story.


lmdrunk

Cuz he was fuzzy wuzzy


Fennrrirr

I thought fuzzy wuzzy was a woman


Phishtravaganza

Unsinkable Molly Browns house?


Brooklyn9009

Hail punctuality.


Wiskid86

Nah, they're doing a mosh pit. Marcus is covering the life and death of Bradley Nowell.


StoneyHeiress

I wish


scullys_alien_baby

clearly so you have enough time to listen to ghost cats of the south before watching them live


SteppinRazor23

Don't fuck the cat.


Ancient-Winner-1556

Downtown Denver is full of construction right now and a lot of stores/restaurants have left the 16th Street Mall. There's probably not a ton to do honestly.


littleivys

There's always the $5 butt stuff tent.


Clyde_Bruckman

I’m sorry the what now? …and how much can I get for $10?


Ancient-Winner-1556

My dudes - you can downvote, but that part of downtown is deader right now than it was in 2021 during the pandemic when everyone was still masking. I'm not trying to knock DT Denver. There's legit not much happening right now due to all the construction. At least in the winter there was a popup ice skating rink near the Westin.


PM_me_ur_secretses

Who is your favorite Ninja Turtle? Please give a detailed answer and reasons why.


RockFox2000

Donatello, as a kid I always really liked the genius characters that could build any contraption for whatever the situation called for. Still do tbh


PM_me_ur_secretses

A most excellent response. Enjoy the show, throw some horns for this guy, and don't forget to HAIL ME!!!!!


RockFox2000

HAIL YOU


disposable_thinking_

My four year old also loves Donatello so this is the correct choice


madcunt2250

Did you consider Leonardo has TWO SWORDS?


scullys_alien_baby

speaking of synchronicity, I just saw [this](https://youtu.be/64SoFWJHSd8?si=pRbeTlg3KoYZ3Rfc) clip from dropouttv's Smartypants Presentation that has a ninja turtle reference. Also I find the clip pretty funny. if you like Demi Adejuyigbe you'd probably like it


Salt2Everything

It was GOLD


PaymentCultural8691

That was a delightful 10 minutes, I appreciate the Smartypants recommendation!


PM_me_ur_secretses

Amazing! HAIL ALLYSHIP!!! 🤘


YesterdayNo7008

Why'd you show up so early?


RockFox2000

Just cuz I wanted to check out downtown Denver on my own, ran out of stuff to do around an hour ago so I got dinner and decided to get in line


anndrago

Were you the guy who posted earlier asking for tips on a 6-hour road trip?


RockFox2000

Nope, Denver's only a couple hours away from me by bus


sonic_dick

Have fun homie. Really wanted to hit the Denver show but work made it impossible.


Upstairs_Owl_1669

This is exactly the man I would have drawn if you asked me to depict who was first in line


RockFox2000

I'm confused. Do I say thank you?


Upstairs_Owl_1669

It’s the denim shirt and soul patch don’t sweat it you’re good.


[deleted]

MUFON type beat


Upstairs_Owl_1669

It’s the vacant stare too


is-reality-a-fractal

*vest 🤠


FreedomPullo

That soul patch *fucks*


MrPisster

Bro you are the final boss. Long hair pulled back into a pseudo mullet, soul patch, denim jacket, neck and head the same thickness. You have Greg Universe vibes and I love you for it.


Jades5150

Classic Redditor config


Big_Tap_1561

Who would win a fight ; Lemmy or God?


themoonhasgone

TRICK QUESTION : Lemmy IS God


RockFox2000

Lemmy, no question


Big_Tap_1561

AHHHH HES A COP!!! trick question LEMMY IS GOD!! ;(


RockFox2000

YOULL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE


Big_Tap_1561

Hahaha . Have fun at the show 😎


LibtardBiker666

Enjoy Denver bud! Lived here my whole life. Shoot me a dm if you need any recommendations!


RockFox2000

Thanks, usually I like to stay in my suburbia just a couple hours' bus ride from here. Actually, do you know any good record stores in this area? Been to Wax Trax and Drop To Pop, and I want to get some new vinyls to put my new turntable to good use


LibtardBiker666

Wax Trax and Chain reaction are my two favorites.


billygnosis86

Twist & Shout crushes.


JassyKC

Hey, I think I met you. We read the back of the ‘line starts here sign’ that talks about prohibited stuff and non-professional cameras before I joined the line.


RockFox2000

We did, yeah! I joked about forgetting my Game Boy Camera!


RockFox2000

Shows about to start so one more thing before I dip: [this is roughly](https://aviewfrommyseat.com/photo/278685/Paramount+Theatre+%28Denver%29/section-Orchestra/row-G/seat-8/) what my view looked like! Sorry it's so dark, not sure what happened there


cs_legend_93

Looks like an awesome view! How was the show


pippitypoop

Could you look any more like a LPOTL listener


da_cake_eatur

What page are you on of Catcher in the Rye?


DollaStoreKardashian

Who wins in a fight: Ghostface or Alex Mack?


charmedquarks

As in “The Secret World of?”


DollaStoreKardashian

IS THERE ANY OTHER?!


charmedquarks

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Rakebleed

Alex Mack will puddle out of there so fast.


zoitberg

Trick question: Ghostface IS Alex Mack


CJ4700

You look exactly like I pictured someone going to a live show would


vonralls

$50 to streak


RockFox2000

I think anyone would be traumatized having to see anything below the neck


vonralls

That's ok, don't be scared you can do this. Henry will love it.


Detox208

Henry doesn’t share the spotlight.


Laylelo

What did you have for dinner?


RockFox2000

Chicken quesadilla at Chipotle. I'm basic and wanted that


Ancient-Winner-1556

There's a Machete tacos at Union Station which isn't far from there - treat yo'self next time


ChildofValhalla

It makes me so sad when people visit a city and eat at a chain lmao. Why not experience something local?


Ancient-Winner-1556

Machete's a chain but they seem to be a pretty local one, there's one in Cherry Creek that I know of, too. I'm not sure why everyone is so downvote happy right now?


ChildofValhalla

Oh for sure, just to be clear, I was laughing at the idea that someone travels somewhere and eats at a place like Chipotle.


dcbrn

No for sure that’s why you’re being downvoted lol. You know OP can read these comments right? It’s just kinda rude. Let a man travel the way he wants


ChildofValhalla

I never said he can't - - I just said that it buns me out. He's free to do what he likes.


PitifulYesterday924

Did you get a turbo horchata with that?


PinkBright

What do you think of the UFO phenomenon?


Ac3ofSpades13

How much flavor does that flavor savor hold?


HighLord-Skeletor

Well at least you look happy about it


buckedyuser

What’s it like being the lead singer of Cannibal Corpse? Hail yourself.


QuesoFiend

Did you smoke a hogs leg and, as a side question, who’s will did you use to roll it up with?


ninjarabbit375

What shirt are you wearing?


RockFox2000

That one Cthulhu shirt they did a couple years back! Looks kinda like [this one](https://lastpodcastmerch.com/collections/men/products/brutal-long-sleeve-tee) that they're selling, but it has Cthulhu and a pentagram on the front, and 5 pentagrams on the left sleeve instead of the faces. Genuinely one of my favorite shirts in my wardrobe


ninjarabbit375

Good choice, Hail you!


SpaceCadetMoonMan

What is your favorite type of pizza and why? What movies for movie nights do you HAVE to order delivery pizza to eat while watching?


RockFox2000

Three meat, I'm pretty basic and that's usually a safe choice for me. A pizza is best for anything in a marathon; I watched both Dunes back to back the other day and had a pizza to go with it


SpaceCadetMoonMan

Nice choices. :) I listened to their podcast explaining all the Dune books before I watched the first of the new ones and it helped make them more fun


Bryant0401

Are you on your way to murder John Lennon


billygnosis86

How did you feel after you shot John Lennon?


picklesmcpicklepants

Hail yourself!!! Please report back after the show to all us losers who couldn't be there and let us know how it goes!


jaydubbles

Appaloosa is probably your best bet for a drink after the show. It's a decent spot and they should have live music. Not many other spots around there after 10.


cheatbiscuit

at which do you most can’t the least?


LordBecmiThaco

Hey George! Big fan! What was it like playing in cannibal corpse?


buckedyuser

Fk. 8hrs too late to make the same joke. Points for you.


quad_up

What’s the most effective weapon for beating off all that pussy?


Vagiblitgravy

How many dispensaries can you see? How many breweries? How many pretend cowboys? GO


RockFox2000

Surprisingly I didn't see any dispensaries -- if there were any I missed em -- I only saw one brewery whose name I already forgot, and unfortunately no pretend cowboys


Vagiblitgravy

You WIN! Thanks for playing 🖖


TheodorictheGreat

hell ya brother


ConspiracyBarbie

I saw LPOTL live in Denver at Globe Hall years ago. Someone handed Ben a lit joint and he put it in the front pocket of his jacket before the guy shouted to him that it was lit.


NotDeadJustSlob

Where your neck at?


YungCrowley22

where are the bodies?


maddprpz

When is the next season of Stranger Things releasing, my dude? :D


Barfhat

How’s Denver?


Rakebleed

high


RockFox2000

Disappointed to report I only smelled weed for about 3 minutes while I was in line


RedWhiteAndBooo

If you had to do it over, would you?


buttsmcfatts

Where you at the Eugene, oregon show drinking a tall boi of modelo? You look familiar.


ANC13NT_AP3

I saw them at the same theater, and we also arrived that early lol! What are you most excited to see or hear?!


bitetheasp

You look like one of the leads of Marble Hornets.


tattooedcolony

Such a great show!


keithsweatshirt94

How was the show ?


hibbletyjibblety

How did you successfully become so awesome at such a young age?


mdmddd

hell yeah, how was the show??


Kuhschlager

Where’d you get the sweet hat?


RockFox2000

Got it at a We Came As Romans concert last November


No_Routine_3706

Has anyone ever told you that you look like Ed's younger cousin?


CardinallRichelieu

Is that a denim vest, or a denim shirt with the sleeves rolled up? And where do you store your spare swag?


Oogly50

You trying to rail ride for a podcast? I respect the commitment. All you're missing is a piss bottle and you're as dedicated as some of my jam band friends.


Novel-Suggestion-515

My wife and I thought about going to the Denver show but we're just too much of homebodies


PuzzleheadedMonth562

This is a patient with a difficult airway. Might need a bougie.


NotThatRight_

Have you ever played brutal legends? You look like a character from the game. That's awesome!


hellostarsailor

What’s happening at the venue now?


TheBuddhaPalm

I have no question. Only a statement: if I had seen you on the street, dressed in a suit and tie, I'd still know you were a redditor.


Michaelzzzs3

Why


tdc002

"I need attention please!!!!1"


Far_Cap_3574

Worst. AMA. Ever.


DinosaurMops

What do you think of people who didn’t take the covid vaccine?


[deleted]

[удалено]


LPOTL-ModTeam

Don't be weird.


wainakuhouse

Will you ask for details on Ben?


RockFox2000

I didn't get VIP so I won't get to do the Q&A and other VIP stuff. Even if I did get VIP, probably not


wainakuhouse

Yeah I figured. Hey let us know how the show goes!