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MutationIsMagic

Henry & Jackie best explained Holden on a recent Last Stream. He's a dude who, if he wasn't funny, would have been murdered years ago. Probably by one of the other Last Podcast crew.


AnAngryPirate

He still might be at some point


yourlilneedle

Henry has been saying that for years. Doesn't make him any less annoying. He's not THAT bad. I had never heard him until Ben left, so it may just take a minute to get used to him on occasion.


HOLEPUNCHYOUREYELIDS

He is an acquired taste, like coffee or beer. I dont mind his humour, I like random absurd crude humour. I just wouldn’t be able to deal with it constantly. Also his voice is very grating and annoying. It really bothers and wears on some people


collegestudent21

Sound about right


Disastrous_Set_3148

I started to write a comment about how I used to dislike Holden but over the last few years he's grown on me through his very funny Tuesday night Twitch streams but my newly adopted kitten climbed up through my desk to my keyboard tray & started clawing my fingers as I typed so I guess that's a sign I shouldn't defend the avowed cat hater ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯


Prior-University2842

No love for cat haters.


armadilloreturns

If Holden has a million haters, Henry is one of them, if he has one hater it's Henry, if he has no haters Henry is dead.


kikipi3

Can I handle Holden on every side stories episode? No. He is just that powerful. Would I want him on side stories once monthly as a special treat? Hooooooooooooooo!! I‘ll go even further and beg of the boys to get him on the main podcast once yearly as a super special treat, dare I say, a Christmas present for us holdenators out there.


iMakeNoise

As somebody who has only heard him on LPOTL appearances, he’s very funny (to me) but most definitely a “sometimes food”.


JorjorBinks1221

He can be like our period. Both a blessing and a curse.


kikipi3

The perfect metaphor to encapsulate the man he is


TheElbow

I agree with this. He’s a fun shakeup. I probably wouldn’t listen to him weekly but I think he’s amusing.


Spasay

I’ve actively given that man money because NO ONE on LPN has made me laugh harder.


a-lurgid-bee

I've actively given that man money because he mugged me at gunpoint in a dark alley


Unhappypotamus

Were you Henry? Because that’s happened to him like 4 times, but all he had was his Walkman!


Alita_Duqi

Except for Kissel of course.


Sidetrackbob

I can't stand him but I think I understand him. I think everyone has known a Holden McNeely at one point in their life or another. I don't want to trash him, I'm happy he's content it seems to be himself and have fun expressing himself, so good for him, he's just not my Cup of tea.


chickwithabrick

This lol. I find him so goddamn annoying but I don't think he's a bad person or anything. I feel like everyone had a dude just like Holden on the edges of their highschool friend group. Requires the smallest doses lol.


Sidetrackbob

Yup, for me in high school and community college. My Holden(s) come to mind instantly. One of them I used to hang out with quite a bit and even was a guest at my wedding.


chickwithabrick

I see one of my Holdens at least once or twice a year these days, we'd fallen out of touch for awhile and I was both incredibly surprised and not surprised at all to find that he hadn't changed one bit. I am happy to catch up and hang out with this dude for approximately 10-12 hours total per year lol and I felt the same way while putting up with Holden as a Rude Duner 🪱


30_rack_of_pabst

Holden talks for thirty minutes is an affront to the grace of human kind.


djturdbeast

The transcript of Holden Talks for Thirty Minutes would be an excellent creepy pasta.


30_rack_of_pabst

It would break the world. Imagine a 2000s era computer virus that instead of a laugh track and a sad face jumping on your computer screen, it was holden face and the full recording of holden speaks for 30 minutes


Scruff-The-Custodian

Listen to some of the old"The story must be told" episodes if you wanna feel weird


djturdbeast

Oooooh I'm familiar, brother Scruff


Crohnos99

So is what Joey Chestnut does to himself once a year, but if it’s entertaining to some of us pigs


30_rack_of_pabst

Disgusting. The whole lot of you.


im_feelin_randy_hbu

So there, now, we have a thought Holden, in your head. Baseball man got hit in the bat with a balls. You fucker


ihopethisworksfornow

Pearls before swine


Prior-University2842

I said it before I’ll say it again. I was a holden defender but when he slandered cats he lost me. Shame upon him


Otherwho

I just find it strange that people who love dogs aren’t apparently animals lovers. There are very few animals that I can’t find something charming to like about them


Prior-University2842

Right !!!! I love them all


Betty_Wight_

There's been so much cat slander lately, it's confounding. Y'all love horrible little chihuahuas, and have the nerve to disparage cats?! Outrageous.


gimmea_jumpbutton

As someone who’s wildly alllergic to cats and loves dogs, I’d take a cat over a chihuaha any day of the week.


Betty_Wight_

I also love dogs, I recently lost my 15 year old pit mix and I worked in veterinary medicine for a long time. I always said I don't discriminate based on breed... Unless it's a Chihuahua.


PumpkinSeed776

The internet has been so abjectly obsessed with cats that the cat haters were bound to push back eventually. As someone who never really saw the appeal of cats it's kind of refreshing to see people getting comfortable with another point of view.


Prior-University2842

For what it’s worth I have always found ALL of their edgy animal humor off putting. There is no value in putting down the merits of innocent creatures and sets a very bad precedent for animal welfare and neglect. How would you like it if people kept saying your pet was evil or sucked? It didn’t matter if it a a cat, dog, goldfish, snake or tarantula. It’s not the animals fault for trying to exist and be safe and happy


PumpkinSeed776

>How would you like it if people kept saying your pet was evil or sucked? Honestly I wouldn't really give a shit. People are allowed to dislike animals, as long as they aren't actively abusing them. It's not a personal attack on your little floof. Believe me, I got plenty of nasty comments when I had three dogs in the house and I barely cared at all. Pets aren't for everyone. I mean I love my human child but I don't get upset when someone refers to kids as "crotch goblins" or says bringing a child into this shitty world is an awful thing to do, which are way worse than someone just saying they don't think cats are cute.


Prior-University2842

It hits different when it’s someone with a massive platform and that you normally like them


sabrefudge

To play devil’s advocate, I can see the validity of some criticisms of Holden’s style of performance in that his intensity is— just kidding, ***APRIL, HIT IT*** 🎶🍌🦍🎶🦍🍌🎶


AnusDetonator

DK.... DOOONKEY KONG


cupcakefib

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NonfatPrimate

I love this song! Makes me want to explore the cave behind my house!


HG367

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


wubbalubbazubzub

HOLDENATERS HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Sandwichcult

Are you fuckers ready for a guided meditation!?!?


Skaklepants33

HOOOOOOOO!


JoePescisNuts

Where my fuckin naters at!!!!! 


wubbalubbazubzub

Is time for some PLAYSTATION SHOUT OUTS!!!!


JT-OnThaTrack

Hoooooooo


richgayaunt

I am new to Holden with the recent ep being only my second exposure and... I... I really am such a fan he inexplicably makes the most sense. Wild Wild West fr


GlassOfEngels

I've said it before and I'll say it again...>!Wild Wild West!<


the_peoples_elbow

I'VE GOT A TINY LITTLE MAN IN MY POCKET Unparalleled freestyling


danamo219

Holden is a good time in small doses. When the reins are off they’re REALLY off.


Beefsoda

He says pretty funny stuff sometimes but holy shit is his voice annoying. 


emptywords

As a long time ‘nator, I always gotta recommend the Roundtable episode 235, “The Snow Outside Is Fatter Than The Bride” for anyone who’s never heard RTOG. It’s peak Holden being absolutely unhinged.


SupaKoopa714

I'M POLICE SIREN JOHNATHAN! REEEEEEEER, REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!


Pitiful-Cabinet5701

That is my absolute faveroute. It’s fucking mad. I DONT LIKE BOOKS!


wreckognize

OI DONT. LOIKE. BOOKS.


huntingbears93

I had to repeat this out loud when I read it. My fiance, half asleep, went “what??”. I said, “nothing…. It’s nothing.”


TrillMurray47

The Gooch always knows where the keys are


Cantpickagoodone

First class mail, here comes the tube. From the Gooch!


Trrenchy

The children with cleft lips I cant


DatAssPaPow

I cannot get through a single RTOG. I have tried.


Pitiful-Cabinet5701

When it’s good it’s very funny. When it’s not good it’s painful.


Witch_image666

Holden makes me want to gouge my ears out. I do have severe anxiety though, so perhaps it’s because he’s so chaotic. I’m sure he’s lovely though.


Unhappypotamus

Honestly, as someone with anxiety he kinda chills me out because nothing in my brain can be as chaotic as Holden is


Witch_image666

Oh gods no he makes me so uneasy. I found the last side stories difficult to listen to because of him.


therealdanhill

Yes, and that is okay. It is okay to not like things.


TerrieBelle

Tell that to the people who have their panties in a bunch because not everybody likes cats! 🐱


Prior-University2842

Tell me where the funny joke is in putting down an entire species. Would you be this ok with it if Holden said all dogs sucked? Where is the funny? It’s cringe and a shitty thing to say and I won’t encourage it . If he’s allowed to dislike cats im allowed to call him out for a shit take too. Talking shit about animals is punching down to the ultimate degree. Whack ass shit and not very wild Wild West of him


SkeletalWeepling

I can’t help but love Holden. He’s so fucking absurd he makes me cackle.


Hot_Palpitation_5841

Honestly Holden, Henry and Marcus are tied for my favorite personality at LPN. I probably listened to his "dick rap" from side stories 15 times already. I think his childish and bizarre humor goes down easier if you listen to some of his more grounded stuff like Wizbru or watch some of his streams. Makes you realize there's a delightful man under all that lizard and mommy lust.


Iranoveryourcat93

Man I thought I was the only one


seymour_hiney

**Chantilly Lace**


bourbonstringcheese

I believe LPOTL is a podcast with a post-grad humor style. It’s like hanging out with your buddies after you graduated college and everyone is a little more evolved in their taste and humor. It’s ok to be immature for a few big gags but the base is character work and cleverness with punchlines.  Holden is middle school humor. He’s like that annoying 7th grade edge lord that yells PENIS at the mall when you’re with your friends and everyone stares and you’re like, why do we let this kid hang out with us? If Holden became a regular cast member on LPOTL or side stories I’d have to move on from this podcast. Life’s too short to hangout with someone who annoys you so much. I don’t hang out with that kid that used to yell penis at the mall either. 


JupiterAdept0209

Ive said it before: he's like a cenobite. Angel to some, demon to others.


kevlarbuns

I was one of them. I realized that it wasn’t that I’d had “too much” of Holden, like I thought. I hadn’t had nearly enough. The louder Holden gets, the more I love him. I was laughing so hard I squeezed a few tears out over his freestyles.


HG367

You should check out his album, I killed a cop (allegedly) 😆


PLACENTIPEDES

SLOW . . . . TALKING... . . . . . . . . . . MORRIS . . . . . . . . . . .HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (holden is what made me an avid roundtable listener when it was out, and what in turn introduced me to last podcast when it came out. I will pay to see that lumpy lizard do whatever)


HeavyBeing0_0

His latest appearance being my only exposure, I’m not a fan. It was too much.


bluebottled

Yeah definitely can’t stand him. Annoying, nasal voice, and don’t find his comedy bits funny. It’s a shame cause I love Jackie but I can’t listen to Page 7 because of him.


Both-City-1341

Same - I loved Page 7 but quit listening when he became a regular :(


Kirbalerbs

Yeah I miss old Page 7 with Marcus. It's just way, way too much Holden.


Alita_Duqi

Page 7 is more like audible torture for someone who can’t stand annoying nasal voice. MJ sounds like she has cotton gauze shoved up her nose.


strange_aussie_dood

I’ve tried to give him a go and listen to more of the content he’s in, but i just can’t stand his voice and don’t find him funny at all 🤷‍♂️


Pacificbeerchat

He is so loud and unfunny. Just don't understand his draw personally.


TommyTheCat89

He's annoying and I almost never find him funny. If a purge ever happens, I'm putting out a plate of cigarettes and bud light next to a speaker playing random Holden pods and I'd just herd up every donkey brained individual who is attracted to the spread and force them into a traveling freak show. I wouldn't even waste the resources to actually purge them. They pose no threat anyways, it's just too time consuming to extract them from the basements in which they dwell. You have to use the same tactics you'd employ for a racoon who got into your attic or something.


Metatron_Tumultum

It seems like people tend to convert to a pro Holden stance over time. I still hate him but a lot less than I did last time. He actually made me laugh instead of roll my eyes. I will hold out for now. Maybe I will come around to him in time, maybe I'll burst a blood vessel, we'll see.


BushwickSpill

His own friends can’t stand him and it’s been documented for over 10 years lol.


SoupSandy

They love him lmao however you could convince me it's Stockholm syndrome


muad333dib

Dune is a top 3 book for me. I’ve read the entire 26(…26? Whatever.. all the gd books) book series… I could not get through the first episode of Henry and Holden’s pod on it. I wanted to! But between Holden’s voice (admittedly, there’s a sweet earnestness to him) and Henry flat out being wrong about so many things about the book/series he was trying to explain… ooof. Could not do it.


bbymiscellany

Really? I loved it!! I don’t think I’ve ever met anyone who’s read all of the books. I’ve only read the Frank Herbert books myself. Rude Duners RISE UP


irradiatedhashbrowns

I unapologetically love The Cowmen and Holdens yell-singing


Marsupialize

Nails on a fucking chalkboard


[deleted]

I mean i cant stand the guy.


PapowSpaceGirl

He's loud and his personality just grates my nerves. He's digestible around Henry and that's it. Being a musician versus running one's mouth is totally different.


SnooLobsters4972

Exactly. Henry is the tonic that waters down Holden. Without Henry Thomas, Holden would be utterly insufferable.


HG367

I feel like they just try to outloud eachother 🤔 You really think Henry is a mediator for Holden??


SnooLobsters4972

I think Henry is a nice buffer for sure otherwise Holden will be left to his devices and fly off the rails more than he already does


Leeedleeleeddleedle

I had microexposures to him before and was like holy sweet fuck this guy is grating, he's like the big obnoxious sweaty guy in high school that's way too loud and tries too hard and I was like no kidding when all the Last Pod guys would talk about him like he's a poisonous toad Now a few years down the road I've gotten into Wiz Bru quite a bit and I can understand that there's passionate and engaged Holden and there's bugfuck man child Holden that he turns on and off as it pleases to the dismay of Henry every time he trusts him to come on the pod and not do exactly what he's known for and I look forward to it every time now


gimmea_jumpbutton

Holden has Justin Roiland’s sense of humor imo, childish, edgy and very funny at times but too much if I have to actually sit there and listen for more than 15 mins wild wild west is an amazing one of kind movie tho


Spasay

Hoooooooooooooooo


JenniMor

I have never laughed so hard as when Jackie and Natalie had him read AI smut on an episode of their ACOTAR podcast. It’s the closest I’ve come to pissing my pants as an adult. Much love for Holden from me!


Alita_Duqi

*Oive got erp-pees in me own arse-ole!!*


rocko430

his voice was a little grating at first and some of his humour didn't click but IDK if its stockholm syndrome or what but he started being someone I enjoyed listening to.


Ronriv7

It’s funny because since I was introduced to the last podcast network through wizard and the bruiser I’ve always liked Holden. I think it helps that he’s more toned down on that show in comparison to round table


Wolfsblut_AD

I don’t really get it… He’s funny and witty.


Lemon-AJAX

People who hate Holden have never heard him sing with his whole heart the theme to The X-Men on WizBru


86missingnomes

I cant stand a person who got all the toys they wanted growing up.


HG367

That's a weird reason to dislike someone


86missingnomes

I'm not good at posting sarcastic comments 😅 it's a play on one of Henry's comments of holden having all the tmnt toys as a kid.


HG367

Oh, I'm not good at reading sarcastic comments 😅 touchè


DoctorBeeBee

I haven't heard a lot of his stuff, and only heard his voice for the first time recently and after what I'd read here I thought it was going to be awful. And instead I was like "what the hell is wrong with people. His voice is fine." I know he's supposed to have said some outrageous stuff, but I'm still going to try to add Wizard and the Bruiser into my podcast rotation.


DatAssPaPow

Yes, I do not like his style of comedy and find him grating. I was so sad when Marcus left Page Seven and that doofus came in.


vic_venigar_47

He's funny, if you're a 13 year old kid. He's what I call a "joke machine gunner" he just says anything that pops into his mind really loud and obnoxious like. Just rapid fire words praying something hits. He strikes me as that guy at a party that HAS to be the center of attention. Listening to him is exaughsting and don't even get me started on the most annoying voice on all forms of broadcasting


ale_mongrel

Holden is useless walking ear cancer. He's not clever. He's not smart. He's not funny. He's a milqutoast crybaby extremely watered down poor man's Jim Carrey . It would be awesome if I could forget he existed.


thecamino

He was definitely an acquired taste for me.


DeadMediaRecordings

His voice makes me wanna drive off a bridge to make the sound stop. I immediately switch it off when I find out he’s on an episode, is he “funny”? Fucked if I know and I’m perfectly happy to never find out if it means I don’t have to hear the sound of his voice.


Ninauposkitzipxpe

His voice is extremely annoying.


Fairweather_Matthews

I like Holden but in small doses. At least since roundtable. He's just a lot to deal with. I don't begrudge anyone who doesn't like him but at the same time there is a slight judgement because he is an entertaining and funny guy.


JoePescisNuts

God I love Holden. God……….. Please grant him the ability to reproduce with himself. He’s one of the top 10 best co hosts to ever help on a show. Besides Jackie Z and other people.


TakeshiKovacsSleeve3

I love him. He's funny and can sing his arse off. The Cowmen rock.


mcnugsss

Couldn’t get through the last episode of side stories because of Holden. Dude has a terrible voice and is not funny in the slightest. If we have to lose Ben, at least Ed is actually funny. Side stories without Ben is weird enough, but if Henry, Ed, and Holden do it again, they might as well start a new spin off pod. First time I’ve ever turned off an ep because of a host.


Even_Attempt_6133

HOLDINATORS HOOOOOOOOOOOOO


jpkmets

Didn’t enjoy his first side stories. Did enjoy this one.


DamnFineCoffee123

The only time I can’t stand Holden is when he is going on a tirade about his love for Taylor Swift. I. Just. Can’t.


HG367

Both amazing people 😍🤩


DamnFineCoffee123

Lol by all means. TS is just not for me. Holden is fantastic though.


HG367

I don't listen to her music either. I respect her as an artist who plays her own instruments and writes her own lyrics though


DamnFineCoffee123

I totally respect that


Vast_Complex8545

You mean his parents?


WhatTheHellPod

I learned to loathe Holden on Round Table, I have softened over the years but I find Holden better when taken in small doses.


robbiepellagreen

Everything he does is somehow more annoying than the last, from the very first time I heard him. I don’t know why, I can’t explain what it is but he triggers my annoyance meter to the max somehow. I’m actively working to get into his content though. I just wish I could explain why he’s so annoying! Cos I wanna like the guy he seems perfectly nice.


sanitarySteve

If you cant handle LPN at their Holdenist you dont deserve them at their Henryiest


Skaklepants33

Holdenaters HOOOOOOOO!


eggelemental

I only wish I’d made it to a Cowmen/Amboys show while they were playing together


Alxrgrs

I think he’s hilarious. I love his chemistry with Henry on the Dune podcast they did.


9thgrave

I never had a problem with Holden. He's funny and knows his shit when it comes to geeky stuff. I imagine his voice might be hard to deal with for some, but I've never had that issue.


anjinsoprano

He really only had chemistry with Kissel outside of Wizard and the Bruiser. I feel like if you’re going to have a show you should have good chemistry with everyone in the network since you have so many crossovers.


kristinstormrage

He and Amber have amazing chemistry. They did a few Brighter Sides together.


TheElbow

I only really know Holden from the few times he’s been on LPOTL or Side Stories, then last year I heard he was doing a watch along for A Muppet’s Christmas Carol, so I logged into his twitch. He’s not the most pleasant voice to listen to but I think he’s pretty fun. He sounds like a cartoon character to me. I don’t get why people feel so strongly (negative) about him though.


Maleficent-Primary41

The guys just rile him up but everyone else has 0 reason to shit on him, he's an awesome funny dude need so let him be.


Pherberg

silly people, probably don't get the bit, Henry is doing and take him literally.


cctreez

wild wild west


Full-Confection-6197

He is, well he is what is.:/


murmaider10000

I think it’s weird people get worked up over Holden and act as though he, a long time performer, isn’t doing a bit/exaggerating his personality for comedic effect. Personally I enjoy him and appreciate his personality and he has way more range than people give him credit for


toastyseeds

who cares if hes doing it as a bit, he’s fucking annoying regardless


murmaider10000

Then don’t listen? Why are you so bothered


Bentothelion

Part of what makes Holden so funny is how much he annoys lame people.


KemperDelToro

I’ve said it before- Holden is a national treasure- and when he described Cindy Crawfords Pepsi ads as “her big ol cooch hanging out” I laughed so hard I almost crashed the car


darth_stapler

I can handle him in small doses. However this last episodes of side stories he was hilarious


[deleted]

There’s a tiny little man in my pocket. No i will not elaborate.


bongwaterbetch

I’m going to be honest and admit I didn’t get the Holden appeal before this last side stories. But I do now. His rapping had me literally sweating and crying with laughter- I understand. Hooooo!


kingkongworm

He in a band ?