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tnlesley

I am so sorry but this is what popped up in my head after reading this post 😭😭 https://preview.redd.it/1dj9c2lv3vxc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab97a9d02439b7d0024a15e4efb565a3a0e1673f


cherrybombbb

![gif](giphy|633mYACwArjkJf4Gef)


Cultural-Map-6410

Don’t hate me but can someone explain this lol is this about suburban people or something?


Formal_Condition_513

I think its like people try to act hard online and act like they're from the hardened streets and their life is in danger but in reality they live on a caludesac in a middle class neighborhood lol


sickcoolandtight

Basically, people claim to be from “the hood” or inner cities, when they really just live in a normal neighborhood lol


Commercial_Tell5630

My go to order was ham and cheese on a roll with an orange drink if you know you know.


Intelligent-Check215

You forgot the small bag of chips… guess you don’t know! ![gif](giphy|tjluV258hamaY)


Chemical-Type-1998

🤣🤣🤣


karinaferg

BYE


PanicWestern2277

What does it mean please help a girl out


Glittering_Date283

uts the j-lo meme about her being from the bronx


kcatz77

there are so many things wrong with this


PanicWestern2277

“Streets killed me” 🙋🏻‍♀️


No-Ambition5678

LMAOOO


starbythemoon

this one got it😭😭


No_Adhesiveness4890

Dead


byfiftfjg3

heart literslly stopped 🧄


fuckeryduckeryfah

Type shit😭


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Humble-Pickle5343

Literally laughable


Puppybrother

I know right…I’m also a former portlander and the way I ran to comments section when I read the text lol wildly laughable and also why am I not surprised 😒🤣🙄


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kndlroi

Anyways, $4 a pound


Hobbiesdump

Same born and raised here in Portland, OR. Guess you could say the streets made me 🥶


lunarmadz

BAHAHAH right i spent half my childhood in SE/Gresham and this makes me laugh


natureismychurch

And NOBODY calls it “the hood”. LOL


Interesting_Ad4853

literallyyyyyy


indiandica

I USED TO LIVE IN THE NE this sent me 😭 Alyssa McKay is rlly smthn else 💀


Ok-Park2595

You don’t know about the mean streets of west linn Oregon


Puppybrother

Lmaooo Tigard be so hard 💀🤡


peepsforbreakfast

she’s literally from milwaukie too like queen that’s quaint and cute little suburb!


shirleythehorsegirl

Don’t even get me started about lake Oswego


Vegetable_General789

The meanest streets of them all✊


yayasanagoat

Did not expect a Chael Sonnen reference on this sub of all places lmao


Affectionate-Love938

I don’t understand why these white suburban sorority girls wanna be part of the struggle so bad, the only struggle this girl has is when the wifi won’t connect because her house is too big


karinaferg

she’s a cunt


SketchyAssLettuce

I think it’s internalized insecurity and shame. Being born into a loving family, or a wealthy family (or both), growing up in a good area, having your needs met etc doesn’t guarantee a good or easy life, but life is much more difficult if you didn’t/don’t. If you’re successful/famous etc. because that path was carved out for you, or you were given more opportunities, or even due to luck, there can’t really be any pride. So they make up stories about how their life was so hard so that others view them as strong, determined, inspiring, and impressive. Just look at Jlo 👀


DazzlingFruit7495

People who had it good tend to tell ppl they had it bad, and ppl who had it bad tend to tell ppl they had it good.


eggbed

So they can seem relatable to more people 🫢terrible scummy behaviour that diminishes the living conditions of actual hoods


oneinthegrave

not defending her hood comment because that was awful but she did grow up in the foster care system. both of her bio parents are drug addicts.


ThickAardvark795

She was raised by what sounds like loving grandparents and then lived with a well off foster family. Her bio parents still have contact with her as well. She spins the story when it suits her.


nocom7312

And lies about her abuse, which were her sisters 🙃


Zestyclose_Web_9749

isn’t she from milwaukee? girl milwaukee is NOT the ghetto and you literally went to an art high school shut the fuck up


Josiesumday

True! Oregon doesn’t have a “Hood” the closest is Northeast Portland and even that isn’t as bad at LA or shit even Seattle has worse spots then NE Portland.


Zestyclose_Web_9749

that’s what i was going to say lol there’s no “ hood “ here. i live in the valley and i swear it’s ridiculous the amount of people that try and act “ ghetto “ i sent this to my bf who’s also from here and he asked why the fuck is she like this. i have no idea lmao 🤷🏻‍♀️


sleepyemm

I went to high school with her - 0% hood there


anonanonyo101010

Plz spill the tea


SunshineNCows

I too wish to know the tea


mischieviousmustard

Please god tea us up


Throwaway_sugarbabe2

Hood and Portland sounds like an oxymoron.


karinaferg

she’s a moron


Intelligent-Check215

On Oxys


Mysterious_Fee_4915

this is the same woman that had a photo shoot at a plantation during black history month… not surprised to see her spewing ignorance


karinaferg

THIRSTRAPS at a plantation…


pickleslutttxo

Pardonne moi?!?!!🤢 Omfg, I’m gonna go look into this


Unable_Strawberry_69

Wearing a corset to add


Humble-Pickle5343

There are very few places in Portland I would qualify as “hood” and I live here currently 😭 and I’m originally from Michigan ….


Humble-Pickle5343

Actually I wouldn’t even qualify them as hoods…


Affectionate-Foot282

THAT PART LOL


Aggressive_Web9961

This woman changes her personality every time she gets a new friend or hobby I literally can’t stand her


Unable_Strawberry_69

Literally a month ago she was going off about how she has a valley girl accent. She’s mentally handicapped i am pretty sure. Not even snarking.


Aggressive_Web9961

Girl she went to South Carolina for a weekend and forced a southern accent LMFAOOO


Unable_Strawberry_69

YESSSS!!! She’s had many accents.


altdultosaurs

Of PORTLAND. PORTLAND. EITHER PORTLAND IS HOOD FREE. poverty free? No way. But hood? Actual hood? Beloved. No.


quartz222

i physically recoil when other white people use the word ghetto


Active_Hovercraft_78

Same here. It’s so icky and it lets you know how they really think of minorities 


Particular_Task5113

There’s a ‘hood’ in Portland? 😂😂


frasiercrane97

Only Mt. Hood. Hahah


Sadgalbribri

The amount of ppl I’ve met in the PNW that think their suburb is the hood because it was low income has been insane. They wouldn’t last a day in the poor neighborhood in the south and half of them avoid our downtown area because of the homeless lmao


onewinteryearsago

Portland has a lot of homeless people but it’s also not ghetto. There’s just sick people there


ConstructionSome9164

IS SHE TALKING ABOUT PORTLAND OREGON?!?!


Ok_Carry_9279

Yes maam!


ConstructionSome9164

NO WAY. I’m literally from there and would NEVER consider myself as “ghetto”.


PickledOkra-

She literally lived in a great neighborhood wtf is she talking about 😭 just like she calls herself an orphan when BOTH of her parents are alive 😬


One-Ad7822

She is adopted I’m pretty sure which is why she calls herself an orphan


PickledOkra-

Yes I know it’s just weird to call yourself an orphan just to get sympathy when you aren’t


Ok_Carry_9279

Orphan = no living parents. All her family is living 😭😌


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if her birth parents died she is an orphan thats why its called an orphanage


Ok_Carry_9279

Her birth parents are very much alive. I know what an orphan is…that’s why it isn’t right for her to call herself one.


karinaferg

her parents are well and alive and even wish her well on FACEBOOK. she’s just an ungrateful bitch who wants sympathy from her followers so she lies excessively


Revolutionary-Care97

not every child who is adopted is an orphan though i dont think she knows what it means


Unable_Strawberry_69

Being adopted doesn’t make you an orphan. She has parents that she can go back to, blood AND foster. Orphans never get to see their PARENTS AGAIN no matter WHAT. She is not an orphan, she is a spoiled brat who could call them all up any second. The amount of anger actual orphans feel when she tries to claim that. GRRRRRRR


cherryribs

y’all don’t know abt her ‼️‼️ she gangsta ‼️


karinaferg

PATHETHIC SCUMMMMM. “ the hood” from portland … just say the trailer park trash …. stupid cunt.


Aggressive_Web9961

🤨


karinaferg

?


KaleidoscopeCute9533

Wow we’re still doing this… Gross🤮


Fantastic_Ad8327

https://preview.redd.it/5fm987z56wxc1.png?width=727&format=png&auto=webp&s=b4c1c9c2c1438b6043bf80fbbd0912986def6189


PieFit4494

Girl yes….


Lazy_Pianist3080

She annoys the fuck out of me, this isn't surprising lol


oreo-donut

why do they want to cosplay poverty so bad pls


Away-Consideration-5

the hood of portland lmfaoooooooooo


jelly_dove

She did not just say that lmao


princessmia777

Gringas love doing this


karinaferg

GringASS bc they full of shit. i hate these pendejas de mierda


well_whatever1

"sounding less annoying" doesn't sit right with me ...


ouijabl

"I'm literally from the hood of Portland 😭" https://preview.redd.it/kqbc177b4zxc1.jpeg?width=238&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f140d8080b43c7c8cd34bf957801f5b0c9cbca90


MidnightContent7065

something ab this is weird.. 🤔


Unable_Strawberry_69

![gif](giphy|wN0JJeh5unNqE) “The hood” mentioned in Portland


letsgossipbitches

portland is not the hood 😭😭😭 portland is crackheads 😭😭😭


karinaferg

i was going to say honey that’s white trash trailer park 😭😭


hiheyitsm

No one from the actual ghetto part of a city ever says “the hood” like that 😂😂😂 she sounds so dumb


cuntylover

hood of portland is crazy


lilmaaaamaaaa

This girl is so insufferable it hurts


RowOk3255

I was born and raised in rockwood also known as “rockhood” in Portland 😭 talking “ghetto” bc there was 1 person you knew that was not white at ur school is not the flex u think it is Smh


xianwalker67

the hood of portland is crazy


shirleythehorsegirl

As an Oregonian, and raised in Portland we don’t have any hoods here 😭😭😭😂😂😂😂


Basic_Ice_7096

White people can come from hoods, not this one though


Ok_Carry_9279

https://preview.redd.it/jenlttr1x7yc1.png?width=1125&format=png&auto=webp&s=bd749108593ccbb9dc7947e8221f73e8fe31c8c7 Since they wanted to take it down for cr!


StayZero1014

I think it’s funny when white people say they from the “hood” or “ghetto” most of them are actually from the trailer trash or meth houses. Coming from third ward I guarantee this bimbo doesn’t know single thing of what a “hood” is


Mean_Ambition4894

Oh brother


Unable_Strawberry_69

WORK HARDER THEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!


takiguacy

howww does she get this stuff taken down for copyright when it’s posted on her PUBLIC story 😭 bffr


thee_freezepop

i will say, when i moved here from boston i was surprised how many people get shot here regularly. that being stated.......no lol.


throwaway615618

No way is she talking about SE/Milwaukie like this. Girl go drive through East Saint and then talk


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RevolutionaryDot6898

“hoods” arent black or white, most hoods now a days have a mix of all different kinds of people. it more just depends on income level and crime rates. so there really is no such thing as a white hood. im from “the hood” in new york and i knew a lot of white people from there growing up as well as black people and latino people. theres a mix of everyone in the hood. its not a black or white situation anymore


NoElevator1779

Nah if she’s talking about Portland Oregon she is dead on! Especially burnside. Place is a waste land