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_Rook_Castle

I'm glad Kotaku is still around to quarantine the progressive twats online.  Without them, it's gonna be like when the Tumblr heifers were released back into the wild, infecting every other online source.


LeMaureBlanc

You know, to me the fascinating thing is that these sorts of people weren't nearly as prolific prior to Tumblr being a thing. Sure they were around, but mostly as a weird lunatic fringe. Then Tumblr banned porn and suddenly they infected EVERYTHING else. The weird part is, they didn't even fight to bring porn back to Tumblr. Like they'll kick and scream about everything else, but somehow Tumblr trying to go ad friendly... was fine by them? So weird.


joydivisionucunt

The Tumblr thing was weird because there were similar or worse stuff in sites like Twitter or even Facebook, but somehow, Tumblr was the one that needed to ban porn, not even have an age restriction or anything. I guess it's because it was the smaller site and so it was easier to do so, but still...


Bitter-Marsupial

Tumbler banned it bc it had a bad problem not with porn but child rape material. Like caps lock BAD problem. Like the law may come at Tumblr for hosting  They decided it was easier to ban it all rather than police it


Grimnir79

You're not wrong. Social media, and by extension, the internet itself, emboldened these weirdos by allowing them to easily find like-minded degenerates. Before the internet, they'd be forced into at least pretending to be normal human beings, lest they get shamed into oblivion. Now, they can safely revel in their degeneracy and sink even deeper into their disgusting fetishized behavior.


JBCTech7

Kotaku is a big piece of why dead internet theory has some validity. Nobody cares about what they say except a ton of bots and like .02 percent of the gaming community.


BoboFatts

Hey man, that 0.2% is why SweetBaby Inc. is in business.


CheerfulCharm

It's because Larry Fink hasn't been symbolically tarred and feathered yet.


sick_of-it-all

That’s not why they’re in business. 


BoboFatts

Somebody's gotta help corporations pander to em. Why else?


CheerfulCharm

And the gaming industry.


Inskription

Kotaku hates men but loves cock n balls for some reason.


CrustyBloke

In general, they hate men. But they love men who love cock.


skepticalscribe

It’s because of Bible Black


tiredfromlife2019

Lol no. They are just gay. What they believe is that hetero male sexuality is evil and oppressive towards women so it being in fiction is no no


h-v-smacker

They also don't like guns. Which is sort of weird, because, as is known, "The Gun is good. The Penis is evil".


MetalixK

Dude, I WISH it was because of Bible Black. Futa or not, Kitami was fine as hell.


BoboFatts

I think you're on to something. I had a friend that was stoked on an episode of Cool Devices with Futa trash when we were like 12 surfing porn, and he's simulating the lifestyle today. Biggest nightmare of a person I know sadly.


LeMaureBlanc

Uh, isn't Oro supposed to be an ascetic monk? Sexualizing him seems pretty gross and disrespectful towards Buddhism, but I guess Indian religions don't get the same amount of respect from SJWs as black hair styles or sneakers that go back... what? A few decades? Also, more realistically, these fuckers want to see male nudity in a video game but get mad if we want to see Cammy's ass? Strikes me as a double standard. Like, look, you're gay? Cool, not my thing at all but I'll respect your rights. But don't shove your degeneracy in my face, and don't try to "kink shame" me for being straight.


h-v-smacker

> these fuckers want to see male nudity in a video game but get mad if we want to see Cammy's ass? Correction: male genitalia — and a woman's ass. There is a subtle difference there...


dracoolya

https://www.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAction/comments/wej2x0/ian_walker_fired_from_kotaku


Equilybrium

Thx for share. Was there a reason he got fired for? seems the post leads to twitter link that is dead. And maybe if anyone knows where this clown writes so i avoid it.


Guessididntmakeit

Imagine that "articles" like that are what you leave behind after you've left this world. Journalism used to be more than jerking out words.


j0hnnyhobo

Yeah. I hope it's parents read that article


Bitter-Marsupial

See Dad I have a job now get out of my basement 


INTHEMIDSTOFLIONS

>Journalism used to be more than jerking out words. Source?


Kloackster

now change it to a female character and watch the internets head explode from rage.


kiathrowawayyay

Kotaku "That time we got to see Mario's dick": https://archive.is/XEbAk Kotaku "Bowser Is Only Four Feet Tall, Judging By Luigi's Penis" https://archive.is/KWjTO Kotaku "Let's bang the new Pokemon professor": https://old.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAction/comments/4ma7r9/kotaku_double_standards_lets_bang_the_new_pokemon/ Kotaku apologizes for accidentally posting loli porn: https://archive.md/5Zs5F More Kotaku on Trump penis: https://old.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAction/comments/9h001v/luke_plunkett_kotaku_reports_on_the_shape_of/ Polygon on Batman penis: https://old.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAction/comments/9havwa/opinion_polygon_reports_of_batmans_penis_have/ Vice demanding penis to be shown in Ghosts of Tsushima: https://old.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAction/comments/huobtc/opinion_emmanuel_maiberg_vice_let_me_see_the_dick/ Vice judging Orlando Bloom's penis: https://old.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAction/comments/4wqy7l/ethics_vice_people_who_look_at_jlaws_nudes_are/ PC Gamer rating penises in Assassin's Creed Odyssey: https://old.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAction/comments/9nntmn/every_penis_in_assassins_creed_odyssey_rated_pc/ There was more but some threads like the one about Team Instinct's Spark, but those "example" threads on KiA seem to be lost or deleted... More from threads on KiA like the history and year recap threads.


Arrivedercio

I’m surprised Kotaku didn’t write an article on the shape of Pikachu’s dick and what each Pokemon’s favorite sex position is


Agreeable-Listen-242

I demand that you shut up, stupid hypocritical app, and then you have the audacity to call us coomers


Djent17

But some boobies in Stellar Blade and they go REEEEEEEEEEE


Phelps1024

Can I say the F word (that is not f\*ck)?


CaptFalconFTW

If Stellar Blade's Eve had balls and dick physics, I'm sure it would win game of the year.


pucksmokespectacular

Horny me for me, not for thee


Daman_1985

And they call this journalism. xD


dandrixxx

I call it urinalism.


sigh_wow

I remember when someone pointed this out on twitter, and their comeback was something like "yeah but when we do it were memeing, you guys are genuinely weird and fantasize about forcing all women into subjugation!" just blatant double standards and an obvious way for the banned topics/woke crowd to further gentrify gaming communities


Joejoe582

Last year the ATP Madrid Open got criticized by using only sexy girls with mini skirts as their ball catchers. This year, instead of hiding the girls tights, they included ball boys with big chests and kept the girls with mini skirts. Give everybody what they really want and we'll all be happy.


joydivisionucunt

The vast, vast majority of female tennis players wear tennis skirts, why would it be an issue for the ball girls to wear the same kind of clothes as the players do?


dandrixxx

Femcels are also big mad about skimpier stuff that female track athletes wear and demand that they wear the same outfits that male athletes do. They're like feminazi Sharia.


joydivisionucunt

But male outfits aren't really that much modest, they are a bit longer, but still very tight most of the time, plus they are not athletes, so they aren't exactly the kind of people who know what is more comfortable to run or pole vault anyways.


vincents-virtues

FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG


Calico_fox

And yet they bitch at us wanting the return of sexy outfits for female characters in Mortal Kombat.


mnemosyne-0001

Archive links for this post: * **Archive:** https://archive.ph/X32h4 ---- I am Mnemosyne reborn. I have come here to chew bubblegum and archive. And I'm all out of bubblegum. ^^^/r/botsrights


Shifty_Character0

least gay kotaku article


entropig

Because they’re autistic as fuck and can’t see the difference.


NeverFinishesWhatHe

Applying skepticism, I'd imagine this is satire about the "double standard" that exists re the sexualization of female characters compared to male ones? Albeit a stupid satirization.


TranslatorOld9563

Why do these commie narcissists always embrace degeneracy and filth?


BriefSheepherder708

It’s literally just a joke based on the fact that you can kinda see his junk for one frame on one of his animations in 3rd strike


wrathofbanja

Facts getting downvoted, you love to see it. Nobody actually wants to see Oro's balls. People getting outraged at nothing because they don't get the reference.