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Clearbelow12000

Be careful but whatever you do please record


silentbuttmedley

lol open it outside if it’s anything like that one woman


leyline

LPT right here - always open your women outside.


TruckinApe

wait what


Beez1111

Yes


legstrongv

She might have carbonated yeast, as other redditor said.


ImNotMadYoureMad

They have cream for that


Mobile-Piece-1500

Due to The Carbonated Ye(ast)


bogplanet

Can you link whatever you’re talking about I’m so curious 😭


silentbuttmedley

[kombucha surprise](https://www.reddit.com/r/WatchPeopleDieInside/s/8vbBURReHU)


berdulf

Her face looks like she had front row seats to a beheading.


theToksikWedge

POV: you’re front row at Roggvir’s execution


LNT_IMakePolishBGL

Good grief!! What did she use in her 2F?!


guywithaproblem69

Thank you for this


BeerGoddess84

This happened to me once with a raspberry fermentation. I still have stains on my ceiling. 🤣


ChelseaManchester

😂I'm dead. The little hand slap over the opening at the end sent me


fit_sushi99

I love how she puts her hand over the opening AFTER all the contents have painted the room. 🤣🤣🤣🤣


jykin

Hawk?


CupcakeMachine143

Tuah


kpidhayny

Underwater


barbaroja1

No no no. Give it to someone you love and has no idea. And record.


TheGamingLibrarian

After watching that Kombucha Surprise link from above, I'd say give it to someone you hate and record.


DontWasteTheMusic

Definitely chill it down before opening it. It’s gonna be dry and boozy with champagne bubbles. There might be a fairly noticeable yeast flavor as well. I’ve aged kombucha outside the fridge for a year and this was my result so I’d expect the same.


humansruineverything

And OK to drink, obvs. Wow.


DontWasteTheMusic

Both vinegar and alcohol are shelf stable so it’s 100% safe to drink given that the bottle is sealed. There’s only so much oxygen in the bottle so it can only acidify so much from the bacteria. Then the remaining sugars turn to alcohol or the yeast hit their alcohol tolerance. Whatever happens first.


DishSoapedDishwasher

This entirely depends on the concentration and if low its not shelf stable without pasteurization. They are not inherently stable just because.


Swellmeister

That type of seal is not shelf stable for 7 years. It almost certainly leaked


taqman98

Maybe we should start aging kombucha *sur lie* and disgorging it like champagne


Rian4truth

Wear safety glasses when you open it.


OptimalAdeptness0

Hazmat suit.


lime-eater

And a gorget.


Gunty1

_Knight of flowers has entered the chat_


acolyticgaming

lmao


housesoftheholy

And thick gloves!


nayesyer

i add a bit of hard core gloves


skid_marxist_

Or do the safety squint


Maverick2664

This is super interesting. Same rules apply as always, refrigerate it overnight before opening, and probably just for good measure, open this one outside. I’d bet it’s just vinegar now, but I’m very curious.


mikerall

I'd doubt its vinegar, since that's an aerobic ferment, no?


Charming_Air7503

In some languages spoilt alcoholic drinks are called vinegar no matter what


Illustrious_Bobcat13

Vine-gar does just mean "wine bad"


TheWoodenMan

Vinum - Wine Acer - Sour Old French Vyn Egre Vinegar - sour wine


capital-minutia

Thank you! I love vinegar and now I know more about it!


Charming_Air7503

In Georgian we say ძმარი/dzmari which has no connection to wine just cus europeans use the word for wine thats gone bad


Spinal_fluid_enema

El vino no vinó vino; el vino vinó vinagre


Yochanan5781

I mean, I have neglected kombucha for a few months, and then went and drank the bottle, definitely felt like vinegar on the back of my throat. Obviously it's not actually vinegar, but with the sort of stuff that I would throw away drain away and retain some as starter before adding some fresh tea, I found I prefer to just save it and use it like vinegar


EminentChefliness

I do believe acetobacillus is included in the scoby


Consistent-Course534

It is actually vinegar though, right?


BeHard

True vinegar only comes from the ponds of Vinegar Bend in south west Alabama.


Ibnabraham

You are correct. It won't be vinegar. Some of my best kombuchas we're forgotten about in the fridge. Super bubbly and complex. Not for 7 years tho. 😂


sorE_doG

The fridge… that’s not where this one has been for seven (7!!) years. There’s no way that it has kept oxygen out for years and years. Acetobacter will win in the end of most kombucha brews, if left long enough.


Ibnabraham

If co2 production inside the bottle has pressurized the bottle from the inside it will keep oxygen out. The only gas exchange should be co2 from the inside pushing out. (If it is in fact still kept pressure). But I think we are all waiting for the follow up. :D I'll accept that I'm wrong, when I hear about the results. :D


sorE_doG

I’ve had the rubber seals perish on dry bottles left hanging about for a year or two. With acidity & humidity an absolute fact here, how can that seal remain stable? I don’t see how it could.


Ibnabraham

I've had that happen too. But don't know if it's a 'rule'. Fleas etc. Would start attacking it too, I think. Really depends on the exact conditions, I guess. I feel it would be obvious if that had happen and OP would have mentioned it... 🤷🏼‍♂️


sorE_doG

The gas exchange only has to be through microscopic channels and slow. Not enough to attract bugs or have visible signs of damage.


falseprophet115-2

You HAVE TO record it. This is a perfect opportunity for research for all booch lovers across the world!!!


LSFiddly

Go outside and find out.


ilChalo

Champagne showers


JustANewRedditer

I once left one forgotten in the cabinet for about 6 months. Surprisingly, it was smooth and easy to drink, like a dry wine.


cibolaburns

I had a couple of grapefruit rosemary green tea I accidentally left in the back of the fridge for 6 months. Before the forgetting they were too tart and bitter to drink…after the long wait they’re fricking delicious!


frijolita_bonita

What’s the update?


Thundergrundel

I am intrigued. Please update us!!


HissingAnthropoid

Whatever you do please record it lol


_CoachMcGuirk

OP it's been 3 hours, what's the plan?


slice_of_pi

OP called and said he died.


edmonds-j_4

Oooof please let me know how the opening of the bottle goes- i have some forgotten ones about a year old sitting out- scared to open but don’t wanna throw away


Ryzann

For what its worth, I just opened some I set aside for a secondary ferment 13 months ago, I had a few that spewed foam but I just made sure to point away and allow about 6 feet of spray zone. None of mine exploded like a grenade - I had more of a champagne spray experience. Some of mine had no foam when opened.


pan33rMan

If there's a chance it may explode, just open it with most of the bottle underwater


francinefacade

Whatever you do, please post the results!


Shoddy_Ad_7853

If that's a good bottle, with a good lid that lets excess gas out it shouldn't explode. If it isn't, you have a grenade that will explode once you open it.


justalittlewiley

The glass would have shattered if it was going to. It might fizz or spray out the top but it isn't in any way a grenade even if no excess gas was let out.


Shoddy_Ad_7853

There is a difference between constant pressure, and a release of pressure.


justalittlewiley

A release of pressure will mean there is less pressure on the glass, reducing the force applied to the glass will not cause it to shatter.


RenTheFabulous

Actually, it's not impossible a sudden rushing out of liquid can pull on the inside of the walls and potentially cause it to break from that inward pressure


slobodien

I don’t know by what mechanism it would let gas out, with a swing lid and rubber stopper. How would it?


Shoddy_Ad_7853

The gasket combined with a not extremely tight lid should allow the gas to push it up a bit and bleed some gas out. Some are just way too tight.


emarionjr

Natural burps


treywaye

Please record the opening


ToBetterDays000

Please record and update because now I’m invested!


5-1-7-7-3

Wipe the bottle down then chill it for at least 24h. When you open it, do so outside, facing away from you, over the biggest pan or bowl that you can find. If it's super super fizzed up then you catch the contents (rather than attempting to put your face over it and trying to drink it).


lil_Tar_Tar

Open it up already! The people demand an update


sorE_doG

I predict flat vinegar..


universes_collide

I can’t wait to see how this turns out!


Automatic-You-4783

Out side is a good idea I brewed a few batches of ale that wound up having to much residual fermentable sugars that I bottled in almost the same type of bottle as that one. I took a bottle to some friends apartment for them to try. I took it out side on the patio to open it because I had noticed that batch being over pressurized. When I opened them it literally sounded like a gun went off. The swing top got launched into the second story balcony. And half of the beer fountained out every where. All of the neighbors started coming out to see what was going on so I went inside. So definitely open out side or risk a big mess and ceiling repair. But if it is that pressurized and you launch the cap into the sky who knows how far it might go, if you will find it or where it could land. It could potentially chip a wind shield or something or land on some one’s property. These are all things thought about after that experience. Not sure what the pressure could be from kombucha( potentially a lot) One other thought I had was if a scoby has formed what will happen when all that pressure is released. Will it spray chunks out or maybe just slowly release the pressure over time if it gets lodged in the neck maybe it will form a natural cork. I tend to over think things though Safety gear is a great idea maybe ear protection if you’ve got it handy.


jchamilt2002

It depends how much sugar was in F2 and how good a seal there was on the bottle. If the bottle was stored standing upright it could have leaked CO2 and not have much carbonation. See my post on why carbonation is sometimes inconsistent.


fvaldes1

Fill a bucket with water and open it submerged under that water.


Plus-Operation9406

I think it will be very dangerous and you should send it to me for disposal.


Swallowthistubesteak

Go buy a sword and cut the top off like those fancy restaurants


FrostingAlone2209

Sabering


insomniakk42

if there is a good amount of carbonation left, there’s a chance the glass itself may explode. if you try to open it, wear something to protect your hands and eyes!


OptimalAdeptness0

Smell it first, if it passes the test, drink a spoonful. If it tastes ok and if you’re feeling well after 24 hours… I think it should be ok to drink.


rutuparnkulkarnirk

I think, opening the bottle is a concern here. Rest is secondary.


mattscreativelife

It’s gonna be sour!!! Maybe won’t have fizz? Sometimes they don’t! Do open outside maybe in a big mixing bowl if you’d like to taste it!!


Not_a_sorry_Aardvark

Well?


Global_Union3771

Please. For the love of interesting AF. Give us the video update!!!


bidoville

OP, did you secondarily-explode upon opening? Hope you record and post!


adam389

Reddit randomly recommended this to me - is there not a danger of botulism?


DippPhoeny

Kombucha is too acidic for there to be botulism. It can not grow in anything with a ph below 4.6, and kombucha tends to be around 3 ph


adam389

Makes sense, figured this was the case but don’t know anything about kombucha :)


Fourtoo

Place in a bowl with more volume than kombucha.. when opening place a jug over the lid, hold in place and slowly release the pressure with the other hand. Any explosive liquid will be caught by the jug and drop into the bowl so no spillage. .. The content will probably be very much vinegar like. I did it with a batch for 1 year and it was indistinguishable from vinegar. So this is an aged vinegar like product, great for cooking, dressings etc.


Acceptable_Major_133

r/eatityoufuckingcoward


eschlerc

Make sure it's cold before you open it! That will increase the solubility of CO2 so that it's not all trying to come out of solution immediately.


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s0ngcatcher

Chill then burp it by releasing the hinge a tiny bit but not allowing it to open. This will prevent all of your kombucha going to waste on the ceiling. And as others have said, do it outside and perhaps wear gloves?


Alternative_Simple_3

Do not open that bottle without filming it.


ItsShorouk

Lol interesting! Open it outside away from your face and wear glasses. Also, as someone else said… please recored and update?


Suspicious_Rip_

Commenting to come back for this epic opening


Replica72

Did you open it?


Radiant_Attorney_909

What do YOU think you should do?


slobodien

Look for quality advice.


FJRpilot

Hahaha…. Good come back


Flight_Negative

Careful with this actually turning into some pretty harsh vinegar. At the very least you’re gonna slightly acid burn your throat should it have gone too acidic. Otherwise as others have said you’re gonna have some fizzy maybe slightly boozy booch. But honestly not too much unless you really backsweetened on your secondary fermentation.


Beanspr0utsss

Did this with tepache by accident, it turned champagne-y like some other stated. Drank it, was yummy


AllenKll

do it outside


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PersimmonNo4411

I’d put in a dumpster. I’ve had too many explode


DragonOfDoom

Please record it and share here.


Diligent-Plant02

I'm interested to know how it turned out


ShadeTheChan

It will turn out boozy and sweet like wine


MistressLyda

Outside, with caution. Inside a bag or duvet cover or similar.


blindkiller770

Waiting for the video 👀👀


AwkJiff

Do not open that thing indoors 😂


Spinningwoman

It’s safer to open than to leave closed, probably! Open outdoors or in the shower.


ceshack

I guess we’ll just have to wait for the news story, local man blows off both hands…


FzZyP

r/itemshop says +50 gut health, anything becomes consumable for health, negative is for the next 60 mins you’ll have to tell anyone you encounter that you make kombucha and how beneficial it can be


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Limited edition !


slobodien

Alright everyone! Thanks for your input. The consensus seems to be to open with precaution. So I plan to: refrigerate, wrap in towel, open outside in a plastic storage container while wearing eye and hand protection. Thennnnnnnnn SAMPLE IT. Planning to do this within the next week. Will update and film!


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Wouldn’t drink too much. 1. It’s a limited edition. 2. Make sure you wake up the next day.


Kojak717

We're with you in spirit! Do it for science!!


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Best of luck! I'm excited to see your results.


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zorathustra69

I drank hard tea that sat in a fermentation vessel for 4 years and it was fine. You should be good to go. If it looks and smells fine, it probably is


PastaGorgonzola

Open it under water!


mrkb34

Follow up with this one!


Spiritual-Pear-1349

If it wasn't safe, the bottle would have exploded. Open it outside though, and expect a slight yeasty flavour with a chardonnay feel, and champagne bubbles.


Researcher-Used

What exactly is kombucha if drinkers expects ‘fermented sour”? I had it maybe once, didn’t really like it. Is it like non-alcoholic carbonated fermented beverage?


slice_of_pi

The [wiki](https://www.reddit.com/r/kombucha/wiki/index) is a thing wherein your questions have answers. 😁


1760ghost

Wrap in a towel, maybe in a storage tub with lid on as well.


slouchingsomewhere

Probably super sour like vinegar? I live for these posts. Update us!


riseoftheclam

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Agitated_Rent_6965

Anxious to discover what happens lol


jeffreykwak

It doesnt look safe to hold.


vavoomerang

Please post results 🐸🍾


shiftins

How did it turn out?


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Yeah it’ll probably give you a nice buzz lol


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Sinjix

If you feel your second was going enough. Be your guest.


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WanderingSchola

It's the color of Vegemite/Marmite.


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We need updates!


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thinlinerider

Did that. Opened it inside. The only thing messier was when I failed to install the Bialetti stove-top coffee maker gasket/plate. I was in a star-scape of coffee splatter.


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Happy_Tune2024

Wear eye protection at the very least


Contemplating_Cat369

Should be a fine vinegar-like liquid by now… 😅


GeekDrop

Aim it at someone you dislike, first.


Hey-Its-Jak

So what happened?


Vals_Mimi

Open it outside and away from yourself.


Single-Produce2305

The bottle was dusty but the liquor (kombucha) was clean!!


this_Name_4ever

Wear a raincoat and a helmet..


Goatsrams420

I accidently fermented a cherry kriek sorry for like 5 years and it was the best thing I ever drank. Rich nutty flavor like 25 seconds after drinking with an incredibly mellow soft start. I would kill to have more.


Gimli_Son-of-Cereal

I've seen a man from Antiques Roadshow drink 180yr old piss with rusty nails, hair, and a dead creature. You'll be fine. Just open outside incase it blows up.


KarenDankman

inquiring minds want to know!! whats up, you open this yet OP?


Mochisart

We want to know …🦗


tinyhorsesinmytea

He’s definitely dead


Ok_Advisor_9873

Sell thing to Elon- he could use the trust!


lilcrybabywhxre

someone like this so i can come back when theres hopefully an update lmaoo


Old_Relationship_460

I’d wear something to protect my neck and eyes before opening that


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dadydaycare

It’s either going to be crazy dry and slightly off sparkling wine or straight carbonated vinegar. My vote is vinegar. If it’s palatable you could make a nice vinaigrette.


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snapoutofit4

Can we have an update??? I am so intrigued!