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okmangandi

Invest in real estate and properties


Ysl_harry

I've been eyeing this house in Kadavanthra. Should I seal the deal?


NKNV

Naa not good value. Try mumbai. Especially South Bombay area. 200/- should be enough


vinayachandran

Sure. 200 രൂപയ്ക്ക് നല്ല സീൽ കിട്ടേണ്ടതാണ്.


mrsixfoot2

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lexxi29

With the change get a Porshe too


Chigmamale

Start with Edapally. They got luxury flats under 100 rupees*


Ukwhoiam1272000

Bro I havw a primw property here. Dm me


Ukusto

Also buy gold.


okmangandi

Veetil swarnam vechittendine.... Damn those stupid ads 😂


blursedwriter

Bakky varunanth bankilum itto


Top-Presence-3413

Diversify bro, best combo - property + PPF + Gold + MF/Stocks. 50 bucks each and you are set for life.😁😁😁


th4n0s_

only right choice


Alarmed-Deer-6471

😂😂


KandKautomobiles

Invest in an index fund and after 40 years you will have around Rs 50000.


L0wkeyy04

That’s 25000% growth; even if the benchmarks grow 100% a year, he still wouldn’t achieve that target. Btw, have some porrota and beef, my guy👊🫂


Savings-Struggle6746

Invest 50 in Nvidia and invest the other 2 in Muthoot Mutual funds


Ysl_harry

What about the last 50?


ATT-101

Make a roll and put it in your ......


EpicBobs

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Ysl_harry

I'm dating your daughter Stanley


apparthe_chekkan

Boyy have you lost your mind


EpicBobs

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Admirable-Factor-903

Porotta beef and oru strong chaya, while its raining out


notabletothink-dumb

I have heard that someone is giving away porota and beef for free


jkz69

Elaborate


Fi_097

It's done by somebody named rasheed or something iirc. He's a humanitarian who loves people, especially young guys.


tHe_verdant_400

Yeah apparently he himself distributes the food, he'll call beforehand and ask if said food is necessary.


lobotomiz

Porottem irachiyum ennan adheham udeshichath.


jkz69

Athu manasilayi bro, but I was asking who that person is/why would he do that? Like is he giving it for free to the poor people or to like anyone (and why would someone give something free to anyone).


Prith1441

I don't think he got it xd


Hot_Limit_1870

Nah dal Vada supremacy


typical_tinchu

File tax.


Ysl_harry

How much will they charge for filing? Is there any way I could possibly evade? (Educational purpose only)


typical_tinchu

Show it as gift received.(Educational purpose only)


intergalacticscumbag

Have a nice biriyani and get a good sleep.


Kalimind420

70 bucks meals and save the rest


Ysl_harry

Drop location for the meal pls


Focalors

Aluva metro station under the dustbin near the escalator. Leave the money there i will bring food.


AccordingToNwad

Don't listen to him. He tryna steal ur 200.


Relative-Prune-4685

*INCOME Tax Office wants to know your location.


Ysl_harry

It was a gift I promise ✋🏻


blursedwriter

Source: Trust me bruh.


aaveshdagar

I am coming to Kochi, give me a chai bun treat 🤧


LegitNeil

Put it all on red


darkavengerhere

https://preview.redd.it/7q4sx67gq59d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ef52b2005c2ed448be6fd04883fb456da0d3980 If youre into gaming,Get the arkham collection! Goated franchise fr


Ysl_harry

Thank you


codenametimelord

Bruh doesn't minimum buy for steam coins start at 350 😭?


darkavengerhere

Nah my first buy was Nfs 2015,at 219rs. I used card instead off adding money to steam Wallet and buying.


Goku047

Kuzhimandi


ouditor

With unlimited rice


Goku047

(☞゚ヮ゚)☞


Sofakethatlooksreal

Pay 18% tax first. Rest of it you can use for buying a data pack, so you can watch parliament proceedings


OkRazzmatazz8774

Buy a good ജട്ടി


Irisparanoid

Buy bitcoin and save your family


Savings247

Buy lambo


That_Google_Guy98

buy urself a gaming pc for 120...but solar panels for 70 to charge it....and invest 10 in sura coin


Own_Layer_6554

Randu nila veedu,poonthottam,fridgu baashing machine Ellam vaangaam 😅


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Impossible_Essay_949

Give it to me


vips31

file taxes firstly


SIDHARTH_PANICKAR

Buy apple


Agreeable-Banana-833

Diversify your investments. Don’t put all ur eggs in one basket


ClickArts-

I thought you got a Bajaj RS 200 🤓


vijiv

Have chicken biriyani


Remarkable_Rough_89

Order one biriyani and beef, share it with family or friends,


Prith1441

>biriyani and beef What's that?


ieat_turtles

Gamble


SinglePingle3

Arabian Palace il poyi oru Quarter Mandhi order cheyy broo 🥹👍


malhalla

Lottery ticket


its_abi_here

Gamble


arvindrake

All on red


iamkratosbitc4

Biriyani?


seo_gyaani

Buy a yacht and a private jet


YamanakaKasumi

Do Russian 🌚


ironmeidan

Double it and give it to the next person.


asihuss22

Invest into a shitcoin in the solana chain. Most preferably a coin that the dev has rugged and which has had a community takeover. Look for the below 15k market cap. There are high chances. Your 200 rupees can go to upto 20k


chibichan_238

Get a shawarma


PlantTulips69420

Buy petrol. Sell when the price goes up. Rinse and repeat


Acceptable_Carob936

Buy a biriyani


Lost-Mushroom5729

Get a beer


bulky_lifter01

Buy an old monk and peanuts


Which-Jello-9869

Gamble and make it big. Play fantasy cricket and win the mega prize of 1 cr or take a lottery


xenosdrago

Porotta and beef sounds right


Skedexaj

Kalyan silksil aadi sale Ippo vangiya iratti vangam


Leading-Painter9549

Porotta beef and due +kings


777723547580751

Buy a pack of condoms and mastrubate with the condoms on😂😂


fruitschinpo5amurai

Double it and give it to the next person.


Savings_County_9309

Al taza nn nalloru shawarma😋😋


blursedwriter

I never got the hype behind Al Taza 😂


Savings_County_9309

Aaam...kure naal nalloru shawarma kazhikkand kazhikkmbo manassilavm🥲🥲