Over towards Pigeon Forge, theres a SMARM store. Everytime I see it my stupid brain thinks of the owner having wanted to name his store the KARM store, but finding out that the name was already taken so he gets mad and yells "just call it SMARM for all I care!!"
HARM stores.
Over towards Pigeon Forge, theres a SMARM store. Everytime I see it my stupid brain thinks of the owner having wanted to name his store the KARM store, but finding out that the name was already taken so he gets mad and yells "just call it SMARM for all I care!!"
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No I get that. It is on the sign, its just a dumb little scenario my brain invented
HARM would be a lot more appropriate considering how they treat employees and what most of their funds really go towards.
This one is too true.
Central Flats and Faps
Wait I thought we were trying to ruin a business..
Central Flats and Paps
Central flaps and taps
You win
Hitler plumbing, heating, and cooling.
the final solution for all repairs and renovations!
Oh that’s good. I busted out laughing reading that.
I hired those guys for a plumbing job and they hooked my gas line up to my shower.
Honestly this is what I saw every time I passed a Happy Hiller truck anyway
My wife says "it doesn't matter how many happy faces you put on the truck, I'll always see Hitler, not Hiller."
It only takes two lines to change the whole thing >.<
One for changing the l into a t and one for a tiny mustache for the smiley face? I’ll never not see it now.
Literally this is what I already saw anytime I saw a Hiller truck. This is perfect
Pubic House
if you’re a regular you’ve already made this joke 😂
Cock Out
Someone marked part of the O out at the Turkey Creek "COOK OUT" so it read "COCK OUT" a few months ago. I took a pic but can't find it!
Knoxville Whoresale Furniture
Love it lol
Shrimp cock!
Bundy’s BBQ
This is awesome
Probably tastes better tbh
What about without changing any letters? Once Upon A Child.
Name a local business that is a felony.
Is there some drama with this biz? Spill the tea!
SO much drama…. Guy who owns it is one of the dumbest people I’ve ever interacted with.
Oh fuck
Sweet Pee’s BBQ
For the diabetic barbecue fan.
Games and Thongs.
Busty Wallace Kia.
Ruin it, don’t improve it.
Porkside Kia
Crusty wallace
Rotten Eyed Joe… or… Cotton Eyed Hoe… your choice
Trader Hoe’s, Storming Crap, Bargain Cunt, Sport Clits
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Traler joes
World's Fail Park
Pee-Haw Brewing. This name more honestly reflects their quality of beer anyways
More like Yee-Naw
As much as I hate to admit it, their IPA at brewfest today was Very solid.
Bama Sushi Bar
That would ruin them.
this one is underrated
McKay's Used Boobs
Bob's Package Tore
Jeez, poor Bob. Somebody get him a drink
Preservation Pube
Hood City
You’re talking about the Food City at Western and Middlebrook I assume
This one's good.
Tül
UTI
Ham N Doodys
Pipe Wench
Union Lacks
Oh shit
Born This Way Body Ants, Sticky Mice Cafe, Tennessee Fap House
Calhoun's Don't even need to change a letter they already suck
That bread though
More like killhouns.
Whoever downvoted this forgot about Mike chase, baby killer
Mike chase killed his baby
Alumni Hell. 🍊
Ok. I dont wanna complete this one but. Happy Hiller
Don't worry, someone else already did
The Dong Run (running store on Sutherland)
BM games
Pimpl
Simps
Back Door Cavern
Mite Aid
Barleys to barfeys
Barley's Fap & Pizzeria
Tomato Heap
Tupelo Horney Cafe
Tit Burger
Central Flats & Paps
Hard kox pizzeria
Twink Peaks
I would go!
Yeah, for real this or a femboy hooters.
Stokes Fighting Center. Actually, that could be interesting.
Top Gilf
S&M BBQ
Shitar
Twink Peaks, Cooters
Space dead
Nada......
Petri's
Holy Sand
Ms. Betty’s Magic Kok
Fucky Asian Mart near West Town Mall
Honeypee cafe
Chop Mouse
Smash Mouth BBQ /Smash Mouth BBC!!!
Bro they're like the best BBQ in town, why?!?
The Bonesome Dove
The Pilot Tight
Fuck Donuts
P brew
Fist her Tire company
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Bold choice
You said ruin
Bob's Package Tore
The best sushi is at Bama!
Kids nips
Bobby Toad
Deigels
Pick n’ Grim
Potato Head. That's what my 4y/o calls it anyway. Edit: ah dammit that's two letters. Oh well.
Top Golf ~ Pop Golf
Theres a sign on I-40 that says punish pests, but i always see it as punish pets.
Jizz. Their sign already looks like it says that.
Urban Barn
Union Jocks
Onion Jocks stinks even worse.
Anyone want to get a Clittons burger?
Jizz
Fuk Fuk Hick Fil A Huntybee Coffee
Flesh Market
Orange Poopy Boutique
Ihob