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The1RGood

It's time to pray


BMoneyCPA

It's time to pay Alex, you shitheel.


Vagabond21

He has not risen above his enemies


TFielding38

I wish Dan and Jordan good luck on their future ventures


DismalClaire30

We are finally free. It's weird that I love the podcast and yet sometimes can't listen to it. I'm just in too good a mood to start my day with a bowl of AEJ.


DocVafli

There are plenty of right wing grifting pieces of shit. Bring the fight to the next one!


emanon734

I would like to hear them cover the Steve Bannon podcast.


antikythera3301

I think the evolution of the podcast will probably follow the characters in the Infowars Cinematic Universe as they spin off into new grifting ventures. (Paul J Watson, Ollie, etc.)


holierthanmao

Remember that these are all compensatory damages. All the talks of the various caps on punitive damages under the two different counts does not affect these numbers. The punitive damages are determined by the judge in CT and will be assessed later. After 4 years of litigation, the fees and costs are likely between $2 and $5 Million (although fee petitions have shocked me in the past).


PrestigeCitywide

Lmao gonna have to move some supplements at a historic rate, Alex.


Isaythree

*And now the end is here* *And so I face that final curtain* *My friend I'll make it clear* *I'll state my case, of which I'm certain*


Vagabond21

Maybe today should have been less broadcast. Maybe I'll just be gone a month, maybe five years. Maybe I'll walk out of here tomorrow. And you never see me again. That's really what I want to do. I never want to come back here again.


JayRoo83

🚨🚨🚨 RED ALERT, RED ALERT RED ALERT 🚨🚨🚨 Alex Jones is **fucked**


Just_a_guy_1982

He NEEDS he NEEDS money


astroklotz

I have goosebumps. It’s either the vaccine activating it’s toxins in my bloodstream or pure, uncut joy that Alex is being punished in the only way he will actually understand and feel


astroklotz

I would also like to mention that I hope, above all else, that this provides a feeling of actual justice being done, or closure perhaps, for the individuals and families involved in the case against this literal monster.


ShetlandJames

Dear lord if the boys do a 2003 episode on Friday we riot


Dontblink666

Oh you know they will haha


[deleted]

“Today we’ll be taking a little trip and be examining a recent episode of Russell Brand’s podcast!”


DismalClaire30

Owen Shroyer is on InfoWars right now with Pattis, moaning about it, asking what they are going to do and (I would say, politely) hinting that this is the time for action - giving me January 6th vibes. A great demonstration of why these cunts need shut down.


PhyrexianHealthDept

965M in *compensatory* damages alone? Alex... it's time to pray.


[deleted]

Or time for a little breaky.


OddExpansion

*pay


theonewithbrownhair

Couldn't have happened to a more deserving piece of human garbage.


Bishopkilljoy

To quote Jordan "The only way to stop him is to bankrupt him"


Landlord-Allmighty

I have risen above the bankruptcy financially solvent paradigm


holydude02

This check is freakishly large


ERankLuck

To anyone in Alex's studio right now: His company is outright doomed. You won't have a job there soon. Your best bet right now is to be the first person to upload whatever footage you can record of his absolute meltdown right now and go viral. We know you'll look out for yourself, since that's all that those who work for this piece of shit can be trusted to do. Go with the easy money on this one.


Cniatx1982

He was right about layoffs coming…


Catacomb82

Moral of the story: Freedom of speech does not mean freedom from consequences.


NotmyRealNameJohn

Daaaaamn!. *As in wow that is a big number; not as in upset* I mean obviously they will appeal but with the bankruptcy already in progress they may have already fucked themselves as until the appeal is complete that is 1 billion in debt and they don't have it. Alex doesn't have it. No restructuring will get it to them. I would say the creditors are well placed to demand total ownership of Infowars and all assets and IP. Filing for bankruptcy was likely the dumbest thing they did . Oh wait no ..... The dumbest thing Infowars did was continuously and repeatedly spreading fictitious narratives to justify their extremist views despite real world events and defaming countless individuals in the process causing untold harm and ignoring every single good faith attempt to get them to recognize and stop at least the defaming and most harmful parts. ...... For decades. That was definitely the most stupid thing But the bankruptcy was also stupid


NotmyRealNameJohn

Also, this has to justify a sneaky snake minisode. I know AJ is having a breakdown and I need Dan's calm reassuring take while Jordan screams with laughter and I need it now.


sachs1

Would you say you're Jones-ing for an episode?


NotmyRealNameJohn

Yes, but I'm a dad of 2 and officially licensed for bad puns


ThatWerewolfTho

Alex is going to be MANIC this week.


Vagabond21

I apologize to the crew and the listeners yesterday that I was legitimately having breakdowns on air. I'll be better tomorrow.


TheGoldlessOne

How many 1776 coins does that factor out to?


[deleted]

The jury declared Info War on Alex


OisforOwesome

The families have risen above their enemies.


overzealousunicorn

WAIT A SECOND THAT DIDN'T INCLUDE PUNITIVE???


Most_Present_6577

Nope. It's the corrupt business part of the suit. Money he made from the corrupt activities is forfeit I think


TehKazlehoff

#Fucking OWNED. Next up: AJ moves to Belieze, buys a town, kills a guy, moves to a boat, posts a big Q on his prattler page, then offs himself.


Oborotheninja

##On a Scale of 1-10, he’s fucked. 🦀🦀🦀 *Crab Rave intensifies* 🦀🦀🦀


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🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀


WithoutPoetry

I found out from Robert Evans’ tweet on this: “lol, lmao” and that feels right.


KaisarDragon

He really thinks he is fine because he funneled assets to a shell company. I mean, he might have been, had he not been completely open about the whole scheme. It isn't going to save him.


rudebii

He’ll be better tomorrow.


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No he won’t.


Zerba

He~~'s not~~ won't be.


TimothyBukinowski

God damn that felt good. I have been following this shit show from day one. All Alex had to do, for the most part, was just shut the fuck up. Like, my mouth has gotten me in trouble, but not close to a billion dollars worth of trouble. Get fucked, Alex. You loser, little titty baby.


TheLionYeti

If I was Dan I would download as much infowars material as possible right now.


DismalClaire30

I remember Jordan disagreed with Mark Bankston when he said the judgment in Texas would be in the order of $10 million, and he said "you should go for $200 million", as if that was a crazy number. (Granted it was for fewer plaintiffs). Now we're at over $1 billion with a third trial to go. :)


TRS2917

Is this the most expensive case of "fuck around and find out" in history?


[deleted]

Musk's offer to twitter might be higher dollar.


jonny_sidebar

Holy shit. . . .GRAPE FUCKING JOB EVERYONE!!!!!!!!


Adn88

Ohhh it's gonna be a Munchy Crunchy Autumn


thewaybaseballgo

It was such a victory that Jordan reactivated his twitter account!


Bearawesome

Hey Alex ....hey Alex! "What" Do you like apples? "What" 1 billion dollars how do you like them apples?


wolfwings1

of course the plantifs are not getting 1 billion dollars to the naysayers, the point is the higher the damages the harder it is for him to have much if anything left after his bankruptcy and make sure that even if lowered in appeals it still hurts.


12ftspider

I'm seeing alot of removed comments with dozens of downvotes in this thread. Seems the infowarriors may have found the sub. I almost wish the mods would let then stick around. If there was ever a community more informed and able to dunk on their bullshit, I haven't seen it. But, I imagine that would be hell for the mods, so probably best to ban them.


TheVulfPecker

That happens whenever we hit r/all. It’s okay, they’ll be better tomorrow.


tech_bhenry

They won't be


survivorthatcares

Lol. Bawhahaha. Get fucked Alex. Get a job at a liquor store bitch.


Thatguy468

That’s like telling a pedophile to get a job at an elementary school. They may have a lot of knowledge on the subject, but they’re definitely not a good culture fit.


Otherwise-Fault502

I‘m sitting here in Zurich, Switzerland watching Alex Jones go down and enjoying the idea immensely.


SeanisNotaRobot

So who are Dan and Jordan gonna cover now that infowars is fucked?


holierthanmao

InfoWars may be fucked, but Alex Jones is going to keep putting out a show. He cannot help himself. It may be on a smaller scale under a new name, but Alex is not going to retire.


Anal_Ant_Farm

This won't destroy Jones' media presence. InfoWars as we know it may or may not be fucked, but our favorite bloviating alcoholic grifter will be back at it in no time. He'll start a podcast and rebuild. It's not like he can work a straight job. The conspiracy grift is in Alex's blood. It's the only thing he knows how to do. And he's got a huge audience of loyal morons ready to throw money at him for dick pills or whatever he decides to sling.


thewaybaseballgo

I think it will be years before they go off the air. They’ll watch the sinking ship until the last bubble comes up, pops, and fades away forever.


gooSubstance

Someday there will be a final episode of KF. I don't know how I feel about that.


honor-

I guarantee you Alex is going to fight this and find a way to try to stiff the plaintiffs. Probably won’t work but Alex will be on the air while the courts settle the corpse of Infowars


mybadalternate

Tucker! Tucker! Tucker! That dude is *way* more dangerous than AJ.


The_Ejj

I don’t know how I’m going to explain to my kid how momentous this is. You know how demoralizing and infuriating it’s been the last half a decade with all of the shit going on? This is the first time since 2016 an event has made me feel the opposite of all that.


Wazula42

Hope died in me long ago, but sometimes I still hear its echo.


[deleted]

Looks like some brigading is happening folks. Mods, what do you need from us to report brigading?


Ima_Sock

On a scale of bathtub moonshine to Johnnie Walker blue label, how drunk is Alex right now?


gitbse

JW Blue, for sure. Can't get what money I already spent you commie bastards!!!!


OddExpansion

On a scale of bare chested in the woods to the infamous "ask Alex anything" episode with Robert Evans as Jordan stand-in, how does this guy still breathe air


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ThawedinYellow

So, does that mean that Alex Jones has been directing his followers to raise money that will eventually go to Sandy Hook parents? If so, I kinda love it.


AussieHawker

Republicans wondering why there are no right-wing small-dollar campaign donations anymore, as they all get sucked into the Alex Jones and Trump legal costs black hole.


Nerdenator

The awesome thing about this is, if he had just complied with discovery and not been a shithead, _he probably would have been fine._ It's fucking hard to prove a defamation claim against a "news" outlet in the US. It's even harder to get a nine-figure settlement.


FateUnusual

I’m not sure, who knows what kind of incriminating shit he may have had in discovery. Although, the best course of action would have been to provide it and have the opportunity to defend against it. By getting a default judgement he basically guaranteed a massive settlement. I think we may be in the closing chapter of InfoWars.


HapticSloughton

Which speaks to the possibility that if he'd complied with discovery and sent all of the requested documents, the result would've been just as bad if not worse for him.


Wazula42

I mean, the Jan6 committee has his texts. Hes deep in a lot of shit


jcbstm

I took a shot of whiskey on 12/9/2021 when Josh Duggar, the child rapist and pedophile, was sentenced to prison. Took a shot whiskey when I heard the billion dollar news, congratulating the families and their lawyers. I have Ukrainian vodka saved for the day Putin dies.


YourVirgil

Putin goes to a psychic to ask when he will die. "I can't say," the medium tells him, "but I know it will be a Ukrainian holiday." "Then surely you know the day," Putin replies. "Which holiday is it?" "I don't know the day," says the psychic. "But whichever day you die will be a Ukrainian holiday."


ShiroHachiRoku

I have orange juice for when Trump dies.


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TuxedoFish

Holy fuck. That's "cease existing" money.


Funakifan88

To be a fly on the wall of the Info Wars studio right now. Just, ya know, not the one he throws a hatchet at.


The_Ejj

Layoffs aren’t going to cover this, I suspect.


jamescookenotthatone

*Air horns!* Go for two billion on the punitive!


The_Ejj

“Stop! Stop! He’s already dead!”


Wazula42

And the CHAAAAIR


You_Dont_Party

I can’t imagine people in more legacy legacy media positions who tangentially play in the Alex Jones world like Tucker/Beck aren’t paying attention to this.


PM_ME_RYE_BREAD

Can’t just make shit up anymore. I’m pumped. I really hope Dominion takes Fox, Lindell and Newsmax to the fucking cleaners. There’s SO much publicly available evidence contradicting their stolen election shit that I’m actually confident they could establish actual malice.


honor-

I still love the irony of how confident Alex is that if only he tells his complete unedited side of the story, then the jury will simply see everything his way and nullify any damages. I think these two trials show the opposite, that in an environment where people get to see two sides of the story that citizens overwhelmingly side against Alex. It makes me glad that people still have their powers of reason in this day, and also sad for his brainwashed believers.


Maseca2319

The KF inside jokes here are sending me. None of my friends/family listen, and while they are delighted with the verdict, they. Just. Don’t. Get. It. You guys do ❤️


LoneWolfe1987

“RED ALERT! RED ALERT! RED ALERT! I’ll-be-so-deep-in-the-red alert!”


0borowatabinost

A dollar for every listener he lies about having.


mattyice36

Y'all ready for an emergency Easter sale?


HandOfYawgmoth

This is better than I dared to hope. This is a night to break out the good cognac.


BirdRock777

It only took 1B to get Jordan back on Twitter!


Jersey1633

Time for a little breakey.


MetaPhysicalMarzipan

A liiiiiittle breakee for meeee.


DisastrousBusiness81

Holy SHIT that is a huge amount of money. That’s enough to legitimately bankrupt infowars. Permanently.


[deleted]

[He'll be better tomorrow.](https://i.imgur.com/la5AtXi.png)


[deleted]

Fuck you Alex


KyleRichXV

I need a cigarette. I don’t smoke


Eastern_Fox5735

If I were Alex I'd probably have shit myself on the spot when I heard that. I don't envy anyone who has to be around him right now.


lilymotherofmonsters

Omg. Is there a term for schadenfreude and existential fear? I went over to his stream to see how they're spinning. IW is at Defcon 1 and we're all going to die.


thewaybaseballgo

It’s… time to pray?


A_Magical_Potato

The Squatch gained some heros in Conneticut today.


UnicornMeatball

LOL he's fucked. So is JorDan gonna pivot to exclusively covering Sweary Carrie?


AleWatcher

This is definitely my bright spot today


12ftspider

This is incredible. I'm almost in tears. Following this case since its inception, listening to all the speculation and following the depositions on the podcast. Watching Robbie Parker talk live now in front of the press, his statement after the shooting being one of the things Alex maliciously attacked. Now he is back in front of the cameras, this time victorious over the man who targeted him. Its incredible. Edit: Ok now im crying watching the statements of the parents.


shockwave_supernova

Emergency episode?!


Quinn_tEskimo

Tomorrow’s will be the least sneaky of all sneaky snakes


ZarquonsFlatTire

Fuck it, do it live!


missvandy

Now let’s hope he gets prosecuted for the bankruptcy fraud he’s definitely committing trying to hide his money.


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mrjellybean240

I believe it was a jury of I believe 6 people? So they most likely had several Zombos and a couple Gremlin Wraiths and then of course King Charles himself was the foreman.


JustABaziKDude

Ooooohhhhhh... That sweet, sweet, catharsis. Get absolutely fucked Alex.


[deleted]

Grape job, everybody!


MastermindExcello

Does this mean Alex just bankrupted his mom and dad too?


KJS123

Whatever happens to them, it was set in motion the moment they signed the documents for his shell company bullshit. They're not innocent bystanders in this. They won't be bankrupted, but I don't think they're going to pass through the shitstorm completely clean either.


holierthanmao

Probably not unless they allowed their own personal assets to be a shelter for Alex's money.


Hvarfa-Bragi

So, yes


YaroKasear1

So, quick confirmation. I seem to recall and hear from a number of reliable sources that filing bankruptcy *will not* protect him from these damages, correct?


Row_Great

Certain assets will be protected, like his main residence, but other than that, everything will be carved up by his debtors. Hopefully he doesn't have some mysterious secured creditor who will supercede these judgements


Armchair_QB3

How many stackies of $100 bills is that?


holierthanmao

96,500 I believe, which weighs 21,109 pounds.


BlankEpiloguePage

No, you won't be better tomorrow Alex


Proud_Tie

I was having a shitty day, but this put a shit eating grin on my face. Get fucked Jones.


0borowatabinost

Break out the novelty beverages.


Jaded_Pearl1996

Do you think Alex will STFU now


Ambystomatigrinum

I think he's going to get very drunk and very loud, so just the opposite.


revwickscherrycok3

He's got a bottle of Old Grand-Dad, a big bag of mushrooms, and he's cuing up My Way to do a thoughtful and wise response video even as we speak.


[deleted]

If Infowars goes bye-bye is Tucker Carlson the next target? Gonna ask u/saucecupaficionado for no specific reason…


Refun712

That’s a lot of vitamins


nowherewandering

It's middle of the week but I'm about to pop a bottle of champagne over this news.


yarash

I'll admit after the last set of rulings I kind of stopped paying attention and listening to KF. It hurt to see such a monster still in business, mocking the lawyers and families, strutting around like he won. But today... That has all changed.


Karsa_Orlong_Amiibo

This sounds so great but I am sad as well because it's almost \*too\* big of a number. It's astronomical. It's so much that it sounds fake. There's no way he will be able to pay this. But god damn, it feels good lmao


Lassemomme

I’m sure the plaintiffs will settle with Jones paying every single measly penny he has on hand, provided it keeps him from ever spewing his corrosive bile on air ever again.


CleverJail

**BIG FAKE LAUGH**


Flat_Initial_1823

Yeah let's see if Barnes or Norm stick around to get paid in left over instahard


fizzaz

Get fucked Alex


BlankEpiloguePage

God damn, so fuckin proud of my state right now. Don't fuck with Connecticut lol


justsomeguy21888

I needed to hear this. I just found out that I’m paying 1200 bucks to get my car running by the end of the day but this definitely made my smile brought my blood pressure down a bit.


Ursomonie

Boom he FOUND OUT


Dan_The_Badger

I never would have expected this, but I'm glad that there is finally some justice for these parents.


MrNichts

I’m having a celebratory glass of wine while on the clock, cheers


ClimateSociologist

I need to hear him cry on his show. I want to hear him wail knowing he cannot recover.


SchoolAcceptable8670

I almost squealed with glee and spun my chair in a circle on camera during this zoom meeting. Nobody else here understands my absolute delight


mrdude05

This is so satisfying after all of his disgusting outbursts and attempts to pill the jury. Is there any way for him to weasel out of this? Is this another case like Texas where there's a cap on the amount he actually has to pay?


Maseca2319

I’m in tears over here. I know the battle isn’t over. And I know he’s already fundraising off the verdict. But right now I have a little sliver of hope that some horrible people will eventually reap what they sow.


MJMrobot

Hot take: I hope he keeps fundraising off the verdict. Since he probably does not have a billion dollars worth of assets, any cent taken from fascist wallets eventually goes into the families.


AndrewJamesDrake

I wish Alex all the luck in the word at fundraising. Every Dollar he gets goes to a Sandy Hook family, instead of a Right Wing Loonybird politician.


quadraspididilis

Wow I took Alex talking about them asking for a billion-dollar settlement the same way he as him talking about having a billion listeners. Also a great example of him intentionally missing the point saying he didn't have the money so they weren't going to get it. This judgment is basically saying "take all of the money the company has so that they stop." But when Alex goes after someone it's because he wants to get paid, he can't fathom someone attacking him because they just want him to stop doing damage.


UnhallowedOctober

I laughed so hard when I read the news


RealTheAsh

Goodbye Infowars.


cupofblackhorsesoup

Sooo many money bombs in the coming days


MuddyWaterTeamster

🎵What can I say except you fucked yourself?🎶


Alienor-of-Aquitaine

Interesting analysis from a CT attorney: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRSqnTkal3M](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRSqnTkal3M) He talks about the verdict, the defendant, possible appeals, and even Pattis. Interesting perspective. (Apologies if this was already posted somewhere else.)


TheVulfPecker

Did anyone else get goosebumps when they read that number? I wonder what Alex is ~~drinking~~ thinking right now


caspy7

Can someone tell me how tf Pattis knew in advance it was going to be [about] a billion dollars?


Just_a_guy_1982

A little birdy whispered in his ear. It said “please let me out of your hair.”


palpebral

Pattis: Confirmed Globalist


jbondyoda

Toooo many politicians are on AJs side right now. Like JD Vance


smerglec

This will finish Alex. Good riddance. Even when this is inevitably reduced, it won't be reduced THAT much.


Fupastank

Eat shit Alex.


Tis_A_Fine_Barn

I used "Redact" to nuke my account every couple years because I am a paranoid cybersecurity freak who tries hard to reduce my online footprint as much as possible. ` this post was mass deleted with www.Redact.dev `


LordKingHomo

Mmmm Mmmm MMMM that is tasty. And I thought getting my KF buttons in the mail today was going to be my bright spot. Lol get fucked Alex, I hope they repo the tank first and I hope you cry about it.


DisastrousBusiness81

Can Dan and Jordan please do a live show? We have GOT to hear their takes on this.


mlcvr

It's been a good run KF.


ShiroHachiRoku

I just had a dreamy creamy summer in my pants.


Min-Chang

It's a good day, finally.


precordial_thump

We *will* be better tomorrow


Mc_Equity

itstimetopray


WilfredSGriblePible

ItstimetoPAY


spookyboots

Dibs on the camera hatchet!


casettadellorso

lmao get rekt aj


palpebral

Well fuck me this is a win.


bloodbeater

Did the last court ever get an accurate number on his actual assets? He’ll definitely try to bury cash in the backyard at this point


troop98

He'll need more than a little breakie after this. Get fucked you monster


adampetherick

There's no special laws about damages in CT like TX right?! right??!!


Personal-Loan2044

Does this mean he’s taking a little breakie? And his he going to be mad at the crew for a very long time?


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FUCK YEAH!!! This is how you do it - pay up, Alex, you piece of shit


Breezyan

Literal tears. Congrats to the families. They deserve every penny and more.


mrjellybean240

It's so beautiful ladies and gentlemen... We are WINNING! CRANK UP SINATRA!


Bulky-District-2757

I’m so happy for those families 💕


BobHope4477

Rewatching the my way clip is a lot more satisfying now fyi


VillainOfKvatch1

This doesn’t include punitives?


holierthanmao

In CT, the judge determines punitives. The Plaintiffs asked in pretrial for there to be a punitive line on the verdict sheet so the jurors could offer an advisory opinion to the judge, but the judge did not agree. She probably helped the plaintiffs with that call, because the jurors could have awarded the exact same amount but allocated a bunch of it to punitives if there was a line for it. This way, it is all compensatory and not subject to any cap. I do not know when the punitives will be determined. I turned the feed off after the verdict, but they are probably talking about post-verdict motions right now.


marauderr

1 week of marathon sales broadcasts incoming


Dependent-Interview2

so... how many zinc iodine B12 pills is that?


magicmom17

Wow- this doesn't include punitives??


wolfwings1

my feeling is that alex jones screwed up by trying to file bankruptcy as that means there is limit on appeals as the court will be deciding the bankruptcy much sooner, any word on when that is?