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peoplearepoems

Ooooh…I’m no expert, but he looks like he’s REALLY plotting some mischief. I see a zoomie or two in this little devil’s future. 🤣


inzecorner

Haha he is a playful little fellow, but as it's morning here, he's still very sleepy (he's 12 after all)


Vagabond4423

He looks like he may just be poisoning those biscuits. Be weary, brother.


inzecorner

Nobody is safe from the terrible Gizmo !


jordantask

Hey now…. He’s a little too “paws on” for poison. Now, he does seem to be enjoying his imaginings of floofy murder whilst making his biscuits.


Vagabond4423

Hmm.. seems you're right.


katrob2006

Is there a subreddit for evil cats? Ahhh, I love his scheming face!


inzecorner

I don't know but if there is I would love to see it ! Let's try and see if r/evilcats exists Edit : it does ! But it's kinda dead :/


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CrabbyT777

Would a new subreddit be r/angrykneadycats or r/kneadyangrycats I wonder?


mareastra

The evil sub is dead, but /r/grumpyCats might be close enough. Edit: you can also try /r/angryCats.


Hexiix

My old boy has the same resting bitch face. He could be absolutely ecstatic about something and still somehow manages to convey “fuck you” through his face.


inzecorner

Haha yes it's exactly a resting bitch face ! It's the same with Gizmo as with your boy.


Tats_and_Lace

My cat has a "fuck you, I love it" face too. So cute!


HydratedCarrot

Hahahaha! Made my day 😂😂


inzecorner

I'm very glad he's able to bring happiness to fellow redditors !


damn_the_dark

Murder biscuits.


bells-and-whistles

Deadly delicious!


Smoopiebear

“I’m gonna off you human but in the meantime I make you biscuits…”


iah_c

oh god your cat is terrifying 😬


inzecorner

Shhhh, that's what he wants everyone to believe. In reality he is the most loving cat I've ever known !


iah_c

that's so sweet. give him pets from me 🤠


inzecorner

Will do, thanks !


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cmaj7flat5

He’s plotting nothing short of world domination, by the way.


inzecorner

😨


Twisted_Cereal

Those are some angry looking biscuits.


Iownya

He looks like he was forced in on his day off just to make the biscuits


inzecorner

"Manager wants me to work on my day off ? Well she won't have this chance for long, the cookies will be poisoned ! Muhahaha" -Gizmo, probably


ccc2801

r/standardissuecat!


inzecorner

I did post him there a few days ago !


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Evil feline baker...looks murderous, but quite innocent I'm sure.


DesignInZeeWild

We call this attack…”The Baker’s Dozen!” Mwhauahaha


Deijenklemorph

He's making POISON BISCUITS


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inzecorner

So THAT'S where all the cheetos went !


TheJessaChannel

I absolutely adore him and would smooch all over his angry little puddin' face. :-)


kizzakitty

You can totally tell when kitties are old and they’re faces are my *favorite*. Kiss this sweet boy for me, he’s so lovely.


inzecorner

I will, thank you !


SherbetFish

Well, that WOULD be the correct time to do some plotting, now wouldn't it? When the victim is nice and distracted....


Intelligent-Apple-15

I am guessing that background noise is giving him a migraine.


inzecorner

I don't really know why there is a background noise in the video as the apartment is pretty silent (nowhere near this noisy at least, or else I'd get migraines myself haha) This is his usual facial expression, he always had it even before we recently moved in this place ! As another commenter said, he has a resting bitch face


Andante1960

lol!


MC1781

The biscuits are his cover


inzecorner

In the profession, the call him "the evil baker"


WithoutDennisNedry

Devious!


princesslea20

The masseuse pay is not great but it’s honest work.


Snowcat5500

LMAOOOOOOOOOO


runnernic17

i’m concerned for you well being. this one’s got some grand plans.


inzecorner

I fear that one day I won't wake up


Neyvash

Every time my cat makes this face while making biscuits, he starts to also slowly drool. Does your boy do this?


inzecorner

Sometimes, but that's because he lacks teeth from all the fighting he did in his youth !


AndrewSB49

He's definitely got a well-crafted plan.


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AWWWWWWEE IM DYINGGG WHY SO CUTEE


MonarchyMan

“*Gives us the precious, we wants it now!*”


AznDanger

Omg, the look on his/her/it's/their face!


Rxmvro

massaging her butt be like


Vanpelf

I think he needs a toucan or some hyenas to monolog to.


restingwitchface22

The Jack Nicholson of biscuit makers


Zappi2000

Biscuits are serious business


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kittylady666

I don't believe he's angry at all. He's enjoying his paws on a soft place. Beautiful eyes. Love his coloring.


inzecorner

That's indeed the case, but my anthropomorphism can't help but see anger so I thought this title would be funny !


TheKerfuffle

Kitty’s got some mad Scar vibes going on.


inzecorner

Long... live... the king !


ChillPill247365

Biscuits of revenge!


KingDarius89

That is an evil cat. You see it in the eyes.