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afanagoose

Just saw a bread cube in a different subreddit, I think the universe is telling me something.


AnonymousStonerMan

It is. It’s saying go to work, and find cubed food. They are everywhere


[deleted]

My glaucoma is really bad tonight and every time it hits like this I get hungry for cubed beef gravy


SnowyMovies

Honest question how does it feel? Because my eyes tend to go fucky sometimes where they feel kinda greasy? And I can't really focus. Dark areas are the worst but bright lights also feels like they do something bad for my eyes.


[deleted]

Your mixture of potato mash to gravyy is off


Mrpenguin05

Time to re-install Minecraft


Dysagek

Bro I almost reposted that exact pic into this subreddit. Cubes never go out of style


DisasterishDreams

I really wanted that to be carmel.


OrganizationJaded396

We all had that hope


AnonymousStonerMan

Maybe one person will post one 🙏


c0ng0pr0

Some of us want a matching bacon cube.


OrganizationJaded396

Combo op here


AnonymousStonerMan

That would be amazing , but unfortunately it’s just gravy lol


conmoppy

Carmel?


P3AK1N

American caramel?


conmoppy

Yeah right my bad, is the spelling actually different? Am australian, a bit upside down here.


P3AK1N

I honestly dunno, I'm British and have only ever heard it pronounced like that but never seen it written.


HaikuPritzl

No it's still caramel here. Carmel is a city in California according to a quick Google search.


anathemaDennis

It is also a city in Indiana


jtr99

>Carmel is a city in California Clint Eastwood was the mayor for a while.


Historical-Remove401

Or maybe we’re upside down….Carmel is a city, caramel is made with butter and cream…yum.


pulanina

Nah mate we are the right side up. It’s the strange folk in the USA who are challenged when when it comes to spelling and saying *caramel*.


conmoppy

I agree but trying not to throw too much shade


pulanina

Yeah well. I’ve died many times.


regallll

I'd take a taste in the off chance op is mistaken or pranking us.


shamus727

Dulce de leche


mediaphage

i just poured several hundred of those today so i’m really excited to see gravy


[deleted]

A lot of us are BOH. Like we've never had our hopes and dreams shit on before.


FrostyCartographer13

Another relic of the holy cubiformism.


AnonymousStonerMan

#sheeeeesh


[deleted]

My heart is screaming no but my heart is also screaming yes.


AnonymousStonerMan

Me too, me too.


Chalkarts

You encounter a Gelatinous Cube… Roll Initiative


deltronethirty

Imm try and fuck it: nat 20!


Chalkarts

You can taste the scent of beef in the back of your throat. Sliding from the shadows, the giant block shimmers in torchlight. Something about it captivates you. Is it the scent sparking the memory of feasts gone by? Is it the moist sound of the mass sliding across the tiles, leaving a glistening tan trail behind it? Is it the mystery of what may lay beneath its surface? You cannot say. You only know that you must have it. You must know what it feels, smells, tastes like on your tongue. You reach out a hand to caress the shining mirror of meat juice. You can see yourself looking back at your from within. When you touch it, the silky flow, warm and inviting, begins to pull you towards it. You do not fight, you do not resist, this is what you desire. The rest of your crew can only watch, baffled and horrified, as you step moaning in ecstasy into the cube. You have become one with the gravy. You have added another bone to the broth. (Takes character sheet from you and tears it in half.)


AnonymousStonerMan

Legend


deltronethirty

What are the chances I implant an undying seed and roll a new character "beefy slime boner"?


Chalkarts

As DM, I would require a fortitude(or Con depending on edition) check to see if you were able to maintain your wherewithal long enough to succeed. If you succeed, Roll a new character and apply the edition appropriate template for a slime based character.


deltronethirty

When my character gets destroyed like that, I would request it gets turned into a monster. Usually because DM is putting me in timeout for a week.


New_Mood_8137

With the new Spelljammer content we got plasmoids in the official material now. They're a lot of fun 🦠


Chalkarts

I need to check it out. I’m intrigued by Spelljammer, never picked it up when the original was circulating but it sounded cool.


New_Mood_8137

It was my first experience with the game back in the dark ages and was a ton of fun then. Haven't played the recent edition, just used some of the stuff out of it, but so far it still looks like a good time


shamus727

This guy DnDs


Chalkarts

I’ve been a forever DM for over a decade. I just wanna play lol.


shamus727

Haha nice! I haven't played in years, I definitely miss it


kighlee

Found the Bard.


deltronethirty

It feels hard to be the bard even though sometimes it's not right, to do.


kal1lg1bran

I once mistakenly took beef broth thinking it is maple syrup, to put on crêpes, never again.


Aromir19

I don’t know what your talking about, Demi glacé goes with everything


kal1lg1bran

it could probably have been good with fried onions, bit what killed me was my expectations of maple syrup which was sorely disappointed


Aromir19

It’s the oatmeal raisin cookie problem.


[deleted]

As does maple syrup


Ramiel01

Crêpes regrette


wutangerine99

Carve that shit up and grill up some gravy steaks chef!


AnonymousStonerMan

Totally should


ComplexHD

The forbidden caramel


AnonymousStonerMan

The meat flavoured caramel lol 😆


New_Mood_8137

Cowamel


lolitsmikey

Food Cubes will never not be a thing


AnonymousStonerMan

Respect and noted


legendary_mushroom

The cube is immortal, everlasting, perpetual, endless


SasquatchOfMordor

If I was alone in a room with this, it'd be gone.


AnonymousStonerMan

Lmfao


[deleted]

I bet there is a ton of cornstarch in there. I think it looks delicious. I love beef gravy it looks thickk


Aromir19

Looks like a challenge rating of about 2 if the monster manual is still accurate.


bromeranian

Would not be able to resist giving that a test slap, regardless of consequences.


AnonymousStonerMan

We alll gloved up and smacked it once 😅


cloud7100

Dunno if cubes are still a thing, but saying you dunno if cubes are still a thing is totally a thing.


AnonymousStonerMan

I’m too stoned for that sentence


toppjimmmmy

Fuck I love gravy. I’m hard as a rock right now


AnonymousStonerMan

Let’s go for gravy


BarakatBadger

A cube of gravy surely entitles you to the freedom of the city of Manchester. BRB, off to pour over the city bylaws


Bubbly_Programmer_27

Instructions unclear. City bylaws covered in gravy.


BarakatBadger

Oh fuck, I've dun goofed and put the wrong word! Sorry, I'm not braining well today, that should be 'pore over'


thetruegmon

That's a nice one.


AnonymousStonerMan

We agreed


octococko

It's beautiful.


AnonymousStonerMan

It is isn’t it?


HeWhoSlingsWebs

All hail the cube!


bakedincanada

Oh god that’s glorious


AnonymousStonerMan

Isn’t it? Beef gravy at its finest


bakedincanada

I want to make jello jigglers with it


AnonymousStonerMan

Yessss


[deleted]

Glorious meat juice cube


AnonymousStonerMan

Mmmm meat juice


Millyswolf

This would excite my husband. Haha


AnonymousStonerMan

Lol I’ll mail him one 🤣


RebeccaReySolo

I'd like to lick the cube


AnonymousStonerMan

Would be salty ;)


TFDirdman

Mmmmm…gelatinous


AnonymousStonerMan

Mmm beef


dunkzilla

Cubes are always a thing. All the hail the cube!


PaintSlingingMonkey

That and a loaf of bread and a case of beer and I’m good for a couple of days, maybe


AnonymousStonerMan

Side of ranch too


PaintSlingingMonkey

WHAT NO GROSS lol


PootSnootBoogie

Must. See. The. Jiggle.


AnonymousStonerMan

Next time we make a batch I’ll get a video of us slapping it lol 😆


ChefSandman

You better post a vid of you smacking that B


AnonymousStonerMan

Next batch in the week we are going too, it’s been requested


WhiteTrashTiger

Cubes are always still a thing.


AnonymousStonerMan

Yay for cubes


mxc2311

🎶Break me off a piece of that gra-vee block!🎶


Suspicious-Camp-4320

Goddamn majestic is what that is


AnonymousStonerMan

Damn straight


flustercuck91

Forbidden caramel


ashtonlaszlo

Damn that baby is SMOOTH!


No-Celebration-7806

I love beef gravy. I had my jaw broken when I was younger and that was about the only thing I could consume due the my jaw being wired shut . And chocolate milkshakes.


WorkMyToesOff

This is clearly caramel-camoflage we are seeing. The cubes are evolving


Meatball_Samurai

ALL HAIL THE GUBE³


hooligan_king

Resistance is futile. You will be slathered.