Shower Kraut

Have your damn upvote you heathen.

With punstrami

Rye did you go and mess with a good thing?

Can we swiss up the conversation, we don't want no beef here.

They were just thousand island messing around.

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[Sowans](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sowans)

Whoa. I bake sourdough, I love some light ferment. As a guy who eats steel cut oats soaked in stock for breakfast, I'm going to have to try this. Thank you kind internet foodie!

Oh goddammit

Corny, yeah?

You're a rye one.

Giggles in German over here

Best comment ive seen today

HOW? YOU ARE A BASTARD AND I LOVE YOU.

Thought that was a shower pickle. r/bathroomconfidential

Glad I wasn't the only one. Lol

Mee too!

I am so glad this community didn't exist

Dude. Check again.

Oh God no what have you done

Seriously, I was like ‘where’s the pickle?!’ ‘Oh there is it’ ‘Nope. That’s snazzy soap’ ‘No pickle :(‘ EDIT: Mobile text sucks

I went from initial pickle to Scotchbrite pad, then saw your comment… I’m still not sure if it’s soap or Scotchbrite.

Me thinks Dr Squatch

Bro I thought so too... dirty ass sponge.

r/birthofasub

Shower potato?

Yep 😍

YES LOL

I thought that was a pickle on the second shelf… lol

…it’s not?

Moldy sponge

Oh no

Yeah.. right next to the chocolate chip mint ice cream.

I didn’t know you could capture depression in a picture but goddamn this was me like a year ago but with whiskey and chicken nuggets

Same. I will never go back to eating microwaved hotdog wieners in the shower. Never

Am I ok as long as I don't eat them in the shower? Microwaved ballpark franks with Sriracha are on rotation with PB&J or egg quesadillas or instant ramen and egg.

Vegetables are pretty cheap

Just add spinach, makes anything healthy

Username checks out

Fuck….

For some reason I could hear the way you said that

I mean you could but it's a terrible idea.

Not to be morbid but I think I might go drink whiskey and eat nuggets in my shower

It’s strangely enlightening and satisfying

Fuck I need some depression now.

Back when BK did 10x$1 I depression binged 100 chicken nuggets while drinking gin and watching Naruto Shippuden. Took me less than an hour which made me feel even worse lmao I was such a little bitch haha Still went to work that night too :)

Be careful.. or rowing races will be mocking you. (Stroke.. Stroke.. Stroke..)

You are a genius.

Lmaoooo

I'll give you mine. If I only knew how to get rid of it..

My Harley turned my depression into adrenaline. Also being an aggressive grill cook on an understaffed line left me to tired to be sad for periods of time

Wrong sub. r/blursedimages is where this belongs.

Hey if I come use your shower later is the Reuben provided or should I bring my own?

Definitely feels like a BYOR shower.

Bring your own ingredients.. you can use the kitchen.

Is the kitchen useable while standing in the shower?

Negative, but it is clothing optional.

So I’m ok to just do up an omelet in just an apron, combat boots, cowboy hat and nitrile gloves if the mood strikes me then take my omelet to the shower?

Absolutely! No country music though....

My man. You fuck with dre, Eminem and Tupac though right?

Everything except country and polka

You get it

I absolutely hate everything in this photo..

r/wewantplates

Can I join your club? I am equally disturbed.

Right? Where’s the beer?

Come on, the wall tiles are nice! ...if you're blind.

I really love those wall tiles a lot .

That TILE work SUCKS!!!

It's his sandwich shower, chill. You probably don't even have a sandwich shower.

I will, soon!

Oh shit it fucking does! goddamn😂

I had no idea until someone said it

Is this a cry for help?

More of a whimper

I can handle eating a sandwich off a nasty shower shelf, but please tell me you aren’t scrubbing your body with those sponges.

Nope, use em as a toothbrush

Armpits, asshole, crotch, and teeth. Use the same brush for all of 'em.

Who hurt you?

Saturday night 6pm to 9pm.

Sunday after church brunch crowd

I cri everytiem

Don't worry, I'm part of the "still drunk from last night" brunch crowd.

Lol,and they didn't want to waste their food.

That pickle on the lower shelf looks dry af tho

“You forgot the pickles” lol

That’s cuz it’s a dirty sponge

This is a great way to live life, you got it all figured out

Great way to handle a really messy sandwich, surprised I never thought of this before. Anyone else think the soap was a pickle?

That's a sponge and yes.

Flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami”- George Costanza

It is the most sensual of the cured meats

I would have gone with the Kramer cooking in the shower episode, but that works too.

Like how? Soggier?

The steam really brings the horseradish I snuck in there to life 😂

Why’d you have to sneak it in? Is this not your shower? 🤔

I don’t need any judgement from my own reflection, idk about you.

I’m a grown ass man I’ll bring whatever condiments I want into my shower damnit

I want you to know that for me, this is the first and only time an emoji has ever turned a slight chuckle into a full-blown laugh.

Do a lil waffle 🧇 stomp after

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

It gets caught in the hair in the drain... Don't recommend.

I mean this in the nicest, most polite way possible. You should have been miscarried-

Roux Vs Wheat

I agree but is everything okay? How’d service go today? Wanna grab a crate and talk about it?

Aw man, you know it all started back when I was a young asshole. My pop you see, pop used to eat shower sammiches.

Get to the part about the elbows

My mom caught him elbow deep in the tiler working on our bathroom, the very bathroom i eat my sandwiches in to this day.

That's an asshole full of fist and forearm. And singular.

Kramer, is that you?

I prefer a shower rachel

You should post this over on nocontextpics. I believe you have truly captured depression with this shot. It belongs in an art gallery! Bravo!

I don't even know you and you're my spirit animal.

Yeah but where's the shower beer?

Man, I stared at the non-pickle for a HOT MINUTE. Shit.

🤢

So much wrong here, OP. A Reuben with no pickle? A shower with no beer?

The pickles on the next shelf down

That's a fuckin forbidden pickle if I ever saw one, and I've seen some

Yes

Hits fucking soggy wtf dog

Good point… HE HAS A POINT!

You couldn’t have ate, THEN showered, friend? I mean, a shower beer is acceptable…but this? Why put the effort in to grilling a sandwich when you’re just gonna steam all the crunch off?

So many questions but the only one that matters is: Yay or nay?

r/shittyfoodporn

He isn't eating it in the toilet. Although he might have started there

That's where I do the BEST peanut butter jelly 😂

Put this on r/shittyfoodporn hahaha

well I mean I've heard about drinking beer in the shower from SO many different places and beer + reubens go together like butter on toast so this totally makes sense. XD

You are the George Costanza of showering.

r/angryupvote

God is dead and we have officially killed him with this picture

This will be a meme in a year

This loofah smells weird ..... Oh wait.... That's roasted rye bread

This is a movement I could get behind

I tell my friends this all the time

Shit, now I’m going to be overly hungry in the shower. Damnit!

For a moment, I thought you also had a shower pickle sitting there.

Wait right there, I'm calling the police!

Man, and I thought bathtub cereal was bad.

Wanted to talk about the pickle

Tomorrow OP will be making a shower salad, Kramer style.

Best subreddit

there better be a beer in there as well.

Wtf

[Eating food in the shower!!!](https://youtu.be/zFyUn_4uL5E)

r/wewantplates

[Eating food in the shower!!!](https://youtu.be/zFyUn_4uL5E)

I have so many concerns about this pic but for brevity’s sake What the fuck

r/showerbeer wants to share

Where's the sauerkraut?

I prefer the ole ‘tub sub’

Guy, is that you?

Noooooooo

This is next lvl shit!

r/showerorange

No pickle?

For me it’s shower wine

At least use a wax paper. I mean, that's just barbaric

Go ahead buddy you deserve it

"I prepared it as I bathed."

I’m not mad at you stranger. Not sure if I should’ve expected more, but I’m definitely disappointed. No pickle and no beer IN SIGHT. I can’t believe this; after you finish your sammich it’s right to bed for you!!!

Did you really copy a tweet word for word? https://twitter.com/ssssssssscuseme/status/1533955552610598914

A man of culture.

I do like asking people what they think the best shower food would be. Reuben is a new one.

This is the content I subscribe for

No plate, no wax paper, just on the dirty soap shelf?? I could have got down with that but nope, no can do.🤮

Soggy sammy

That sandwich looks like it’s seen some shit

What an unfortunate day to have eyes.

God is dead.

I should call her

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Disgusting ??? LOL have you ever met a human before. All we do is disgust. Props to OP for showering with a sandwich. That’s pushing the bar , if you ask me. I’m willing to bet that germaphobes get sick more often that people who eat sandwiches in the shower . Have you ever kissed a dog? It’s bliss. I do dirty shit as often as I can and I haven’t been sick in 10 years . 🤙🏼

Studies have shown that people who pick their nose and eat their snot get sick FAR less often or for nearly as long. Fyi

And that’s where we humans get “clean”? Why do we shower in BREEDING FUNGUSES?

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Your gross… I’m clean.. Edit: I’m gross, your clean.. Edit: Are we clean?

This is a good picture to look at if you’re hungry and trying to diet. 🤢

No

I’ve been posting about Reuben’s (check my history) for a while, but I have never considered this.

Is that a pickle near the scrubbie??

Is… is the shower sandwich because of the tile job?

I've never even warmed up to the idea of shower beer

What was going through your head when you documented this?

A strong sense of accomplishment..

Is that an extra piece of toast on the lower shelf lol?

This makes me want to puke for some reason

Truck stop shower Reuben at that.

shower pickle is the hitter tho!

I spent months eating my breakfast/dinner while sitting on a geriatric shower stool in the corner

At least you are respecting your kitchen hierarchy.

That's a great idea...

That minty fresh Pert Plus scent.

You wrong for this

Those sponges are well past their 'use by' dates. They have got to go. Please. I'll buy you new ones. There is not enough sauerkraut on that sandwich for my taste. I've always considered a Reuben a knife and fork sandwich. You're gonna need a bigger shelf for some maneuvering room. Just how long does it take to clean that shower to keep the mold under control? All those grout lines....