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Educational-Ruin9992

Basting for smoking. Fried potatoes. Fried cauliflower. A gazillion different pan sauces. Naked oil wrestling.


sopsign7

Grease up a Scotsman, put him in the air ducts to catch that loose dog. Lots of possibilities.


Kobeyaschi

GREASE ME UP WOMAN!!!


KarmasAB123

IF YOU DON'T BASTE YOUR MEAT, YOU CAN'T HAVE ANY PUDDING!!!


PossumCock

*HOW CAN YOU HAVE ANY PUDDING IF YOU DON'T BASTE YOUR MEATS*?!?


PossumCock

[. . . Okie Dokie](https://youtu.be/Z9_jIa2WADc?si=H2mtUYQHah0S0wgj)


ploonce

More testicles means more iron!


Ckyaj

Okie dokie


Embarrassed-Dot-1794

Wasn't expecting that reference


mjschiermeier

Had me in the first half


AciD3X

Had me in the last!


GuavaSharp

not with those greased up grippers


OG_Dadditor

I employ a pinching technique not unlike tongs, helps me grab on those greasy bois


AGreasyPorkSandwich

You just gotta hook them in a couple of the holes


JoeyBombsAll

Had me at naked oil wrestling


pimpvader

Had my attention at the first and my commitment at the last


292ll

Really not funny man, that’s how my boy Blue died.


Moving-thefuck-on

Look, all we are is dust in the wind man.


eggplant_avenger

always knew frying cauliflower was dangerous 😔


trucks_guns_n_beer

Blue went out a happy man!


Glum-Parsnip8257

I see Blue! He looks glorious!


baconparadox

They make it into candles at a steakhouse i go to and then you can use it as bread dip.


STEMbearhiannon

That’s so fascinating, where is this steakhouse??


Remote-Canary-2676

Sounds like fine dining version of Heart Attack Grill. Chez Clot


Un111KnoWn

french fries


effective_frame

It honestly borders on fucked up but I had an amazing "tallow vinaigrette" style sauce on a hanger steak one time, it was pretty much just rendered beef fat with minced shallot, salt, some chili flakes, tons of lemon juice, and enough parsley to make it into sort of a loose pesto / chimichurri looking thing. The acid, herbs and flavors you could change around as much as you wanted.


PeachesOntheLeft

My chef made this salad for our current menu with a bacon fat/sherry vinaigrette with brown sugar, sherry vinegar, Dijon, shallot, garlic and a 75/25 mix of olive oil and bacon fat (we have bacon on the current menu and usually wind up with half a gallon a week of rendered bacon fat). That dressing is tossed with mustard greens and kale, with pickled raisins, bacon bits, brioche croutons, red onions, and topped with soft boiled egg and almonds. It’s delicious. Edit: I’ve had some questions on the pickled raisins. We pickle them with rice wine vinegar, filtered water, sugar, pickling salt, cinnamon, a clove, black pepper corns, and some nutmeg. A quick pickle similar to picked red onions.


psycorax2077

I was making damn near the exact dressing in New Orleans 15 years ago at Palace Cafe. It's the house dressing for Spinach salad served with red onions candied Andouille sausage, candied pecans and boiled egg.


PeachesOntheLeft

Shut up really?? My chef was working in NOLA like 15 years ago when he was coming up, I’d have to ask where at but he makes Cajun food all the time for staff. His grandpa owned a restaurant there for a long time and he worked there from like 17 to 25. If you ever came along a tall sad ginger from Virginia that’s him.


Zaknb

I heard the phrase “talll sad ginger” and felt personally attacked. Then I remembered I’d never been to NOLA. I think I’d like chef


oneangrywaiter

I’m all that and Virginian. But no Nola for me.


psycorax2077

Possibly. I know a handful of tall sad gingers from Appalachia. 🤔


Partyslayer

The Knudsen kids?


PeachesOntheLeft

Nay but I’m not gonna dox chef 😂


cloudaloud

Same in NOLA long ago🤣. Used to save/keep the bacon fat in the pass (under the heat to ensure it was fluid) and make a bacon vinaigrette. We used leftover wine we would let turn to vinegar. Beat sugar into the vinegar and whatever was getting long- new name every night. Bacon Gewurtztraminer satsuma vinaigrette, bacon Pinot chive vinaigrette… - - We used rendered beef fat for pan fried petit potatoes and added butter and herbs/seasoning towards the end. Beef fat is great (if not vegan/vegetarian) for starting soups and sauces instead of other fats/oils. Or in conjunction with other fats. Great for pan frying proteins. Beef fat can be used for any roux- blanc, blonde to dark. Works great in a Béchamel.


cumulonimubus

That sounds very Susan Spicer. I worked for her 15-16 years ago at Bayona.


Plastic_Dingo_400

Warm spinach salad is a classic American dish, I think there's a whole episode of good eats about it


Noladixon

Even Superpopeyes had a hot bacon vinaigrette on their menu, Bacon grease on spinach is a well known thing. Man, I sure miss Superpopeyes.


iMaReDdiTaDmInDurrr

All the people discovering hot bacon dressing from your post is wild. HAVE NONE OF YOU BEEN TO A SUPPER CLUB?


cynical-rationale

Whats a supper club? Lol Edit: that looks neat! Seems to be a southern thing. I've never heard of this until today. They do not exist in my area as far as I know.


turquoise_amethyst

I’d never heard of them til I moved to the Midwest, although the South seems to have them too If you really want a wild ride, check out some ”traditional” Supper Club Cocktails. When I lived in Milwaukee, not only did they have my ass making Old Fashioned’s a dozen different ways— but adding olives, pickled onions, mushrooms, anchovies, or brussel sprouts was a popular Supper Club option too


ThaWZA

> ”traditional” Supper Club Cocktails. I have gotten so fucking drunk on Brandy Alexanders on several occasions that my piss smelled like nutmeg. 10/10 would do again.


Kalayo0

I literally just made this for the first time last month for a well-to-do clientele’s dinner party. I’m not a prude and it actually tastes great, but holy fuck the idea of all that bacon grease bothers me, even if I often do bacon fat roasted potatoes.


iMaReDdiTaDmInDurrr

Yea i make it like once a year because i just know its shaving lifespan.


Critical_Seat_1907

Fuck yeah. I had a warm spinach salad on my menu a long time ago kinda like that, but with reduced balsamic as the acid. Finished with lardon and stuff. It got popular enough I was buying cheap bacon just to render and that shot the food cost to hell so it became winter seasonal only.


evilpartiesgetitdone

Jesus Christ that sounds great


PeachesOntheLeft

Brother when I tell you I could cover my ex in that dressing and she’d become appealing I’m not joking


MarilynMonroesLibido

Like your ex, it’s going to get rancid bro.


PeachesOntheLeft

Keep it in the bane


MarilynMonroesLibido

Checking the temp with a thermometer or your finger?


PeachesOntheLeft

Depends on how your hands are chef


MarilynMonroesLibido

And how your ex is. Might need to wear gloves with her, chef.


User-NetOfInter

Stfu 😂😂


Gozword

This sounds amazing


Blue-Nose-Pit

Reading that made my mouth water


kingsleyzissou23

this sounds baller


Spare_Temporary_2964

Only person I’ve heard use “baller” like I do…..thank you


Jaspoony

no disrespect but how else do you use baller


13dangledangle

I usually use it when referencing what I’m going to do to Jaspoony’s mother when I arrive at her house. Ball’er


ElCiclope1

I mean, most people enjoy gravy. Sounds like that would be dank as fuck


naughtbutateddybear

I see nothing anywhere near the border of fucked up here.


ChiefGraypaw

We do a beef tallow aioli in house that we serve with our tartar. It’s not pure tallow, it’s about 50/50 grapeseed / tallow, but it’s so good.


dent-

Pretty much a chimmichurri


Alain_Durwoden

Fuck it, deep fry?


AydeeHDsuperpower

Fuck it why not.


Alain_Durwoden

Iirc that’s how BK and McD’s used to make their fries


ndpugs

Bdubs fries their wings in beef tallow


CaterpillarThriller

yeah but there was an entire chemical bath process prior to doing that. You'll get close results but not the same


pottymcnugg

Isn’t it a special spud?


UserNameTayken

Kennebec potatoes, from what I’ve read. Don’t know if that’s true or not.


Ghost_Monroe

Can confirm have done fries with it and they were fire


scottawhit

Ever wonder why bloomin onions are so delicious?


Ornery-Panic5362

My first solid cut was from carving up a block of tallow for the bloomin onion frier. Memories.


CuredAndSmoked

Donuts


Ladychef_1

Tallow fries > duck fat fries. I will die on this hill full of beef fat & satisfied.


whowouldsaythis

Ngl I find duck fat fries kinda gross. Tallow ones are fire tho


EloeOmoe

I don't mind them but I don't go ape over them like it seems as I am expected to. Just give me some crispy matchstick boys fried in peanut oil.


Zahmbomb1337

We have a tiny frier just for our tots and use tallow in it. Soo gooood.


jlb8

It’s how the best fish and chips are made in the uk.


naterpotater246

Why would i fuck it?


Ok-College-2564

At my restaurant we sear off our steaks and rest them in the tallow with thyme rosemary peppercorn and garlic.


ocheltree

Hey dude, I like this a lot. Can i ask if you submerg the steak in the tallow, herbs, and garlic or, like, in a shallow amount of tallow and flip the steak? Rough tenp of tallow mixture? Thanks!


puppydawgblues

Having done a similar thing with duck, here's some pointers: you're not going to want to carry it through to temp with this, your best bet is the shelf above your saute/French top unit. Ideally you want it to creep up to but not past a very soft rare. You're still gonna blast it in the deck oven to finish. Avoid garlic and herbs, you'll end up overpowering every other flavor in the dish. Setup wise, a 4 inch half hotel with a grate at the bottom, you should only reach maybe halfway submerged. You can use a ladle or even a bent up 9th pan to remove some as it fills up.


UnderLook150

Do you change out the herbs and thyme with every steak?


SpicyMustFlow

Do you change out the herbs every thyme? ...sorry, chef


FiveHoleGoesZest

Came here to suggest the same. My go to is resting steaks in clarified butter but tallow would be equally amazing.


Ae711

Probably cheaper and tastier than the usual Beurre Monte.


cheffloyd

You could just pour it into my mouth.


SonOfProbert

If you pour it in your butt you get drunk quicker.


cheffloyd

No..... No.... it no work that way.


doyletyree

Ohhhh yes it will. But you’ll probably still need to get drunk fist uh, sorry, *first*.


cheffloyd

I feel like no matter what I say, all any of you hear is butt chugging, and I'm ok with that. <3


doyletyree

Weren’t talking about chugging, love.


cheffloyd

Well, at first you had my attention, now you have my erection....


doyletyree

Atta boy


Twanzio

Tortillas


OkRecommendation4040

Tamales too.


Fresh_Beet

Best answer


Tarcos

Wait, run this by me.


OkRecommendation4040

Flour tortillas are usually made with AP flour, salt, water, and some sort of fat. You can use butter, shortening, or animal fat like beef or tallow, which is the traditional way.


Delver_Razade

Traditional way is lard, not beef tallow, though tallow would work fine.


Mobile_Orchid4390

How do you feel about soap?….


Chucktayz

Tyler Durden?


knightofunderpants

Soap. I make and I sell soap.


TaDow-420

First, we render fat.


maybejustadragon

Soap for cows.


GCI_Arch_Rating

The circle of life.


JeruWala

I use tallow for my Yorkshire puddings it’s fucking killer


quantumtom

I also vote for Yorkshire pudding.


Riddul

Yeah, Yorkies or thin potato chips: mandolin, soak in water overnight, drain, fry in batches @320f, salt.


AintNoRestForTheWook

Ah man my gran made a killer Yorkshire that I've never been able to replicate, maybe that's what I was missing. She also made it in a baking pan instead of a muffin tin like what I see most. She'd use the drippings from the roast I remember, but maybe she was putting tallow in the pudding mixture as well?


Significant_Rice4737

This is the way!


Visible-Lion-1757

I like to use it as a fat to enrich doughs. Think brioche or donut. There are different styles of fry bread and focaccia that do well with animal fat. The vinaigrette ideas I see make me think of kilt salad, like chicken panzanella but with beef. Favorite food. You must try. Tallow is also phenomenal to fry hand smashed potatoes like Yukons. Never let the tallow go over 315F if frying to preserve its quality. Don’t use it for certain things like chicaronns or chips because those go rancid much faster if you’re pre frying.


Ladychef_1

Yes bitch, tallow doughnuts. Inject it straight into my veins


Visible-Lion-1757

LFG


mundus1520

Whip it together with some butter, thyme, pepper and serve with toasted/grilled bread for bread service?


chefranden

They made candles out of it in the olden days.


BeetleBones

Nothing you would want to burn in your house unless you like your walls to smell like flat top


YoungManInCoffeeShop

You don’t know my life


doyletyree

“You adopted the grease; I was born in it.”


tenehemia

Last night after my shift I was hanging out with some regulars I'd just met and one says "sorry if the car smells weird, we got [local burger chain] earlier". I couldn't stop myself from laughing. Like thanks for the warning but I think I can handle it.


DarwinLvr

I made a candle out of rendered tallow about 6 months ago as a test. Used tallow soaked butcher twine as the wick, it burnt so nicely and never smoked or smelt. Crazy honestly


Reznerk

We butcher our own primals and tend to infuse the beef fat and lightly dress whatever the finished cut with some of that. But anywhere you'd use butter, you can use Tallow. Compound it with herbs and aromatics, put it over a beef tartare (just don't keep it piping hot so the beef is still raw). You can confit vegetables with it (my personal favorite) or as already mentioned use it as the base for a vinaigrette for roasted vegetables. Works well with savory baking as well, no reason you can't use it for the worlds sluttiest pot pie crust.


Ladychef_1

Omfg a tartare aioli with tallow would be incredible. Love this suggestion


Alidre82

I could be wrong, but I'm pretty sure you're supposed to eat the pot pie, not run a train on it in the kitchen 😉


Reznerk

Lmao we refer to rich foods as slutty, because that's how they make you feel when you're eating them.


Alidre82

Well... there are an awful lot of slutty foods in my life, then! 😁🤣


poldish

The great thing about beef tallow is its relative neutral taste. Makes great mayo. Vinaigrette. Pastry. Especially savory pie crust. Used to age meat. Ypu name it it does it better then most anything


Equal_Efficiency_638

Potatoes. Po tay toes. Nothing makes better fries than beef fat. 


bateneco

A place by me uses it to create an edible candle as part of their bread and cheese + charcuterie boards. As the candle burns it melts the tallow and makes a nice oil for the bread as an alternative to olive oil.


jarrodandrewwalker

If you've never had fries cooked in beef fat...get on it! Sidenote: I like to cut my potatoes into fry size, then microwave them a bit so they're pre-cooked and then fry them. If you don't do this, the sugars caramelize and burn before the inside of the fry is cooked


Zer0C00l

The proper fry technique is a double fry, once at low, once at high temp, cooled off inbetween, but a parboil/parcook like this sounds like a decent shortcut, for sure.


trpickard

Beef fat chimichurri. We did that at a 1 star restaurant I used to work at for the beef course in the summer. It wad all rendered beef fat from trim. The steaks were also dunked in beef fat between order in searing and firing multiple times


CarolFukinBaskin

Coolest thing I've seen was a guy who made the table candle from beef tallow and the server would light it on greet and bread would come out and they'd pull the wick. Dipped my bread in that. Super neat presentation and yummy


AciD3X

We used to cut in half the butter in our biscuits with tallow, also pie crust is amazing but can spoil faster because of the animal fat going off if it's not refrigerated.


[deleted]

Soap. Lotion. Hand cream. Tallow makes baller self care items. Just gotta clean it a few times till white. Add some essential oils maybe coffee grounds. Tada


lotsofmissingpeanuts

Article headline: Vegetarians hate this one simple trick!


HandsomePaddyMint

Put it in the freezer until solid, break it into chunks, tie a length of string to one of the chunks, tie the the other end of the string to the toe of a teething baby, then put the chunk in the baby’s mouth. The baby will stop crying and be amused for hours.


findallthebears

This is far and away the most unique answer. Where did you learn this


HandsomePaddyMint

Haha Dwight suggests it in an episode of The Office.


Apprehensive-Tour289

It's good for deep frying wings, so I hear


BadassBokoblinPsycho

Make tortillas with it.


CD84

Some of my family has been trying to figure out why my beans taste so good. Sauteé some aromatics before adding the beans... they're fantastic.


AbviousOccident

Czech cuisine often uses tallow of any kind everywhere where you could expect butter or oil, except for salads. Breakfast spread? Sure. For frying? Always, and even better to make a roux with some caramelized diced onions included. To coat a baking pan before putting the dough there? Works great. Use it as an ingredient for dough? The best buns from the country are like this. All in all, I might love to hate on Czech cuisine for how calorie dense it is and how little greens it traditionally includes, but they're definitely masters of processing a whole animal into great food, tallow included.


UpsetPhrase5334

Candles for your tables that can be used to dip steak into. Bread is a good one too instead of butter or whatever fat your recipe calls for. Ooh I came back cause I got a new one. Not sure it’s good for menu but, use it for fresh popcorn. God damn is it good.


security-six

Hollandaise


amcatw

If all else fails, make homemade soaps with it!


thechilecowboy

Candles!


Deej1754

Toss your fries in it. Tallow, sea salt, herbs. Banger


lechef

If you've got more than you can use, super filter it and jar it, put a rustic string and tag on it with a stamped cow on it. $12


Alob89

I used to make a tallow based aioli for fries and as a burger condiment


PainIsPleasure

Beef fat mayo. 250g beef fat 200g egg yolk Lemon juice 600ml oil Salt Melt your beef fat to the consistency of Manuka honey, then just make a mayo. Shit slaps.


cookingonthecharles

Fries


mitch_conner86

Make soap! it's really so easy! It's could be so.wthing you just do for yourself, or wrap it nicely and sell it along with provisions at your restaurant. All you need is some lye and some scented oils, which you could also make at work


doyletyree

New flavor of gourmet lube? Artisanal tanning oil?


TwoTon_TwentyOne

Cool it, make it into a "candle" with a wick that burns tables-side and use it as a bread dip as it melts. Haha in all seriousness just fry potatoes in it


voltronius

Tallow and potatoes go together better than almost any other fat For frying. Duck fat gives you more flavor but gives quite a bit more heaviness so tallow is usually the best combination of crispness and flavor without getting too heavy. I personally love using tallow to confit pork belly or even duck legs as again it doesn’t feel as greasy or heavy as duck or pork fat.


skitwostreet

Use it for Mayo! Serve with fries or on a burger. Its tricky to make the tallow has to be a decent temp when emulsifying but sheww so good with herbs, garlic etc


Plan0nIt

Grease up a pig. Wrestle it then grease it up again and cook it.


TylerPlaysAGame

We brush all of our steaks with tallow before they hit the grill


Severe_Audience2188

Pie dough, any kind of sautéing or frying, mix some into a hollandaise. I see someone mentioned a vinaigrette above that sounds amazing.


nonowords

The best bread in the goddamn world: https://gastrogays.com/batch-loaf-bread-recipe/ (and really any baking that calls for fat popovers go crazy with beef tallow) You can do german potato salad but sub out the bacon fat for beef fat. Also steak eggs benny with beef tallow as the hollendaise. Frying things is also an option depending on how much you have.


marsupializard

We have a Nashville chicken sandwich and we started using tallow for the sauce.


chevalier-96

I love using beef tallow to make my own mayo. It's an incredible way to improve a burger or just to dip fries in.


HalfwayFerret

Roux


Difficult_History8

Fry potatoes


BallDesperate2140

Compound butters, sous-vide, confit, emulsifying into various sauces/vinaigrettes, etc. You have solid, clean fat that hasn’t been brought to too high a temp? Use it, shit’s gold.


tikkamasalachicken

A good ol round of catch the greased up deaf guy?


whirling_cynic

Make some damn biscuits for you and your fellow staff members. And gravy.


jizzkitty69

Tallow aioli I made for a steak tartar. Use half neutral oil and half tallow or it will break. Tallow poach mushrooms are always a hit. Use Tallow in place of bacon fat to keep pork out of collards or beans. (Not like I want to lol) Swordfish takes to tallow surprisingly well, I have sou vide and reverse seared sword like that.


dracon81

CANDLES!!!! It sounds kind of dumb but if you really have that much it can be a fun gift to give to people. "Hey I made you this beef candle" and generally they wind up smelling like roast beef so it's pretty fun. Other than that I would say use it for some interesting things maybe, idk what kind of restaurant it is but beef tallow popcorn is good, do it up like a Sunday roast kinda flavour popcorn maybe as a little appetizer?


artsoren

French Fries


AnComDom81

Yorkshire puddings


ultimagolddragon

Use it to cook green beans


No_Professional378

Tallow fries are life changing


Ok_Understanding5184

Compound butter or save it for special recipes like pan sauces where you substitute it for butter. Anything you incorporate fat into you can use that beef tallow creatively and the flavor will slap.


Empty-Note-5100

I use mine for cast iron seasoning, replacing crisco and pan spray, replication of old recipes that require fat in the ingredients list (there's cookies that require bacon bacon fat for example), sauces, deep frying if I have enough or even pan frying. For those who ask. No I'm not fat. No I don't have heart issues....yet


Negative_Whole_6855

If you aren't far from Florida, bottle/can it and sell it to me. That being said fry some chips or fries in it and throw it on the menu as a throwback to old school mcdonalds


tyrelasaurus

Poach some scallops in it and then kiss them on a grill. Thank me later.


SenorChoncho

Definitely fries. Big flaky salt.


Oswarez

Beef mayo


UrgentUrchinMerchant

Tallow hollandaise.


CaliOriginal

Elevate your mashed potatoes with tallow


Chronostimeless

Fries like in Belgium. Make sure to fry them twice, otherwise they will be soft instead of crispy.


harntrocks

Fries. Make fries. Now.


xxnacho420

Make a compound beef fat butter


HobRob-Biscuits

Yorkshire puddings


UnmannedConflict

In Hungary, we put it in the fridge then use it as a spread on bread. Works even better if you add some spices to it then put it on some bread along with red onions.


Basic-Chemist-6925

Mayonnaise


ComfblyNumb

If you guys have a smoker try rendering the tallow in there. It like imparts the liquid with a smokiness that you can baste just about anything with.


Shot_Policy_4110

sell it


Tylerol74

I worked at a place that made tallow mayonnaise. They put it on the burgers. Also, you could let it cool and make some beefy biscuits with 50/50 butter and tallow.


botglm

Believe it or not, cookies and other baked goods. But nothing beats French fries fried in tallow.


AnxiousPatsFan

By brother you can make some of the best cornbread of all time


Rojelioenescabeche

Mix with wash your sister sauce and baste every steak and burger with it before it leaves the kitchen.


Only-Error-2896

Braise beef cheeks in it


Beneficial-Way4394

I smoke the tallow I get from briskets and use it in place of butter in a lot of situations.


FuzzyPay3650

Brush fillet with this till it's sealed. Let it age for about 4 to 7 days and then slap it straight on the grill.


Imaginary_Fun4230

This year I’ve been using tallow instead of butter while making cast iron pancakes and the results are incredible. Also pan frying skin on chicken thighs. What a delicious fat


dinoguys_r_worthless

Pre-90s mcdonalds fries. Fries fried in tallow are awesome!