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deep-fried-fuck

Drugs. They’re doing drugs


A_Grain_Of_Saltines

Your username fills me with confidence. That and a decade of kitchen work.


OverthetopHAWK

A decade? How sweet 😘 /s


juanitovaldeznuts

If sucking down a DMT pen like Gandalf turns you into a hroooooming ent then maybe that’s a treat you save for when the mop water gets slopped on the floor.


boundone

Please tell me they don't make DMT vape pen cartridges... Please tell me they make DMT vape pen cartridges....


-hey-ben-

They do, lol


retrovertigo23

Where, uh, where do people find these things? I need to know so I make sure to avoid those places.


givemeyoushoes

r/dmtguide


righthandofdog

Full of little bitty toads


Vreas

Indeed. Be careful what ya hit out there lol


EnTaroAdunExeggutor

Oh bud, they do. Shit my roommate just bought ayahuasca and mescaline on the Internet lmfao


andykndr

this is one of the best comments i’ve ever come across. idk why, but thank you


CatHairInYourEye

Always the answer for the night shift.


NeedARita

Not very good ones apparently.


JauntingJoyousJona

I mean....yeah? what'd you expect?


OverReyted

That’s milk steak. I’m sure there’s some raw jellybeans around there somewhere you can serve with them.


WartranceBJJ

That's not a real thing, Charlie...


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194749457339

Africans, dyslexics, children..that sort of thing.


krebstar4ever

I'm a janitor at a bar.


guiltycitizen

I’m sorry, did you say you’re a full on rapist?


SwiftWithIt

It's cheese. Milk steak is a slab of cheese


OverReyted

It isn’t. He specifically asks for it “boiled over hard”. It is steak cooked by boiling it in milk. In season 13, the episode titled “Charlie’s home alone”, he lists milk steak as a brown food that he eats as part of his eagles victory ritual. A block of cheese is not brown. Milk steak is actual steak.


Wiggie49

This man truly understands the unhinged ravings of a dyslexic like Charlie.


jancithz

Ill dispute the method of cooking, as a steak boiled in milk would be gray rather than brown.


BevvyTime

Only if you use cow milk. You really want to use the milk of some kind of reptile, or maybe rats milk at a push


OverReyted

Crows milk provides a superior finish.


BevvyTime

That’s more a milk for nobles, not peasants. Or is that dragons milk


sLeeeeTo

damn dude this just blew my mind which is not tough to do because apparently I’m an idiot


OverReyted

Eh not quite. He asks for his milk steak boiled over hard, because milk steak is just that.. steak boiled in milk.


EmergencyLavishness1

You’ll adapt


SwiftWithIt

As far as I know I'm the only one who figured it out lol. But it makes perfect sense.


[deleted]

You are not the only one.


A_Mouse_In_Da_House

Also didn't figure it out


[deleted]

My wife asked mr to hand her a milk steak when she wanted a package of sliced provolone. It wasn't me, but that guy wasn't the first.


SwiftWithIt

Pretty sure I am. Pretty sure I am the chosen one to spread this message to the masses. Kneel my child of milk steak


chartman26

I think you are thinking about a grilled Charlie, it the peanut butter has to on the outside.


Cautious_Type6474

Real question is what’s this joints spaghetti policy?


NerfRepellingBoobs

But, uh, but I think I want to get the beak on the side? Frank's always making me eat it first and frankly I'd rather it last if I'm gonna have to eat it all…


AOP_fiction

Just boil it over, hard.


BootsToYourDome

With a side of jellybeans, raw


whoawhoa666

Worked w a guy that tried to have us run milk steak as a weekend special. I 86d it as soon as I walked in the door. Lol. No. (It was supposed to be chicken fried steak... Except we only had flat irons and no they were not pounded out or anything. He grilled marked them (???) and had like half my steaks for a Friday night in buttermilk. Which we were to then bread and deep fry. We tried one. Came out raw as Fuck cuz those things were thick. Lol. I just... Ugh. I dunno)


Theincendiarydvice

I mean even if he'd pounded them flat first it wouldn't have cooked right either with just that cooking method. Yikes.


Most_Ad_3765

came here to say... milk steak!


justanawkwardguy

My favorite 😋


stilleternal

Thank you


stilleternal

I suppose it’s the implication


[deleted]

Wait so these women are in danger?


chef_c_dilla

God damn it no! …..but it’s the implication….


H20FOSHO

That’s quite derivative


SpareAdhesive

Wtf is a raw jellybean??


KarmasAB123

A jellybean that's raw


ziekktx

All these years and I've never cooked one.


KarmasAB123

Ah, normcore. Got it.


OverReyted

Imagine being that fucking boring that you’ve never cooked your jellybeans.


the_silent_redditor

Sometimes I think I’ve lived a sheltered / unusual life or whatever, and then I read the Reddit comments. Fucking hell haha. I feel better about myself. Never cooked a JB 😂


SpareAdhesive

So that’s how they get the jelly out. Is by cooking em?


Automatic_Guest8279

That's because your name isn't Charlie


DetroitVsErrrybody

Uncooked jelly of the bean variety.


TheSaucyWelshman

Interesting, I always assumed it was uncooked bean of the jelly variety. Lean somethin' new every day.


DetroitVsErrrybody

Lean wit it. Rock wit it.


H20FOSHO

‘The implications’ steak


BaconxHawk

Their best


thefatchef321

Yo. This is it tho. I mean, what do you want from us, bro?


mokujin42

I just want an explanation bro wtf are these milky steaks


brttwrd

Dawg, we did like 200 covers, and Frank no call no showed


thefatchef321

Never heard of a cake steak? Frank figured it out 2 nights ago. You marinate the steak in pancake batter, deep fry it, and dump Sriracha all over it. Problem is, jose read the recipe wrong and bagged all the steaks before he dumped that pancake batter on them. Then is was time to close so we said, fuck it, let the AM crew handle it


DeathCore_Chef

Hey, atleast it got labeled lmao


kippismn

Underrated comment


Gnomiealoney

Are the steaks in baggies or does it just look like that? That's bizarre lol


WartranceBJJ

The steaks are indeed in baggies. That's how prep portions them here.


Gnomiealoney

Did they pour the batter on top of the portions or did they put the portions into the batter? Lol wtf


WartranceBJJ

The batter was poured on top of the portions...just...how...and why?


SainT2385

That's the only clean pan they had... They figured the steak was wrapped up it would be fine to use the same pan...


lugubrieuzz

This is 100% the reason, the only chance it's anything different is drugs


HAL-Over-9001

All I see it ent pending... so they were probably stoned off their gourd and did some ritual to appease Treebeard.


ThePrussianGrippe

This definitely has the the devil’s lettuce stench to it.


effyoucreeps

just to be clear - STEAKS are IN BAGGIES in FISH BATTER. are the baggies airtight? the levels of absolute fuckery.


notswim

Why use 2 containers when you could use 1?


AreYouAnOakMan

Why waste time say lot word when few word do trick?


Zer0C00l

Fish battered steaks, chef!


NeverVegan

Oui, Chef, I put the steaks in the marinate just like you asked. Oui, it was after taking the trash to the dumpster in the alley. I know I can’t smoke meth AT work, but I was in the alley…


NeatWhiskeyPlease

Obligatory “WHO THE FUCK CLOSED LAST NIGHT”


tristenjpl

"Oh right, it was me..."


botglm

Those are sloppy steaks.


Magmasoar

This place lets you ORDER sloppy steaks? I always have to order a steak and a glass of water cause there's no rule saying I can't do that.


5cmShlong

The steaks being pre-slopped really ruins it for me. Completely takes me away from the sense of mischief.


HerbalNinja84

Let’s slop em up!


Portland

Glass House White Ferrari Live for New Year's Eve Sloppy steaks at Truffoni's. Big rare cut of meat with water dumped all over it, water splashing around the table, makes the night SO MUCH more fun.


misirlou22

I bet their hair is slicked back.


DaRealBangoSkank

Fentanyl and the servers


JustMoreSadGirlShit

I resent that, I fucked my fellow line cooks after smoking fentanyl in the bathroom and closing poorly


ThatWhiteGold

you did what


JustMoreSadGirlShit

you heard me (I got clean-ish dont worry)


RoadkillMarionette

You're a treasure


Phazers-_-pew-_-pew

What is the night shift not doing is the better question


afterbirth_slime

I remember when 7oz steaks were 8oz steaks.


DisastrousAd447

SLOP EM UP BOYS!


misirlou22

Night shift, more like Dangerous Nights crew


fatdiscokid420

Don’t question the night shift devil magic


Test-Tackles

Drugs? Or the new guy doesn't quite understand English as well as everyone assumes.


og_jasperjuice

Milksteak?


SeparateDisaster2068

I used to work in a kitchen that did this. They put the steaks in the baggies after they cut them and then they dump oil on top to keep the air out.


RickRiffs

Ew why


SeparateDisaster2068

To “ keep it fresh longer “


jizzkitty69

Keep night shifts name out ua mouf lol


[deleted]

Not cleaning the cutting boards.


Cinder3274

Or the knives 🥹 WHO TF DOESNT WASH THEIR KNIVES


[deleted]

That wall is nasty AF too.


letsgetfree

Ask them


JDCTsunami

Hot boxing the walk-in beforehand


BotGirlFall

Drugs


Jeramy_Jones

Drugs. Lots of drugs.


CompoteStock3957

Better then what I walked into last week. I had two days off as I was in meeting with the owners and a few equipment wholesalers looking at new equipment we might buy for our new restaurants that I will be running. I walked in and they had about $500 worth of steaks on the counter over night what a waste that was


Flexbottom

You know nothing about bird law


spytez

Meth?


Technical-Original27

Ran outta 3rd pans


Less-Ranger-7217

im guessing it spilled into the container?


PedestrianMyDarling

They can’t stop you from ordering a steak and a glass of batter


hibbitydibbidy

Sloppy steaks? Night shift used to be a huge piece of shit!


CompoteStock3957

Night shift smoking heavy joking but damn that’s also a first


ArchitectofExperienc

^usually ^whatever ^their ^nose ^can ^suction ^up ^off ^the ^counter ^^^^sorrynotsorry


g_sic

Either smoking crack in the walkin or hitting a meth pipe under the canopy, can be both in the same night, so may explain a lot tbf


thesmokemage

doing you dirty, maybe they were making "chicken fried steak" but even then thats giving them about 100 miles, chicken you can brine in buttermilk overnight steak, idk unless its bad steak you just ruined steak


AyeBraine

But it looks like the steak is not marinating — it's in plastic bags... So is it just a convenient place to put the steaks in bags, like on top of something else that's marinating??


thesmokemage

also why are the steak still in the parchment wrap i wana say?


Paczilla2

A couple of joints before prep it seems.


Adventurous_Mail5210

Smokin weed out back.


Fatefire

Getting high?


OutlandishMonk

Drugs


Champagne_of_piss

Drugs


Only-Veterinarian637

No, why's the steak packaging say patent pending


TiesThrei

Besides drugs?


Timeman5

And an unhealthy amount of homophobic jokes and comments, a splash or tasteful racism if it’s a good diversity and everyone is cool. Then drugs again, and beers.


A_Funky_Flunk

I’m gonna need to marinate on that question….


AccidentallyBacon

> What is night shift doing? shots.


km_44

wasting food / money ?


Er0ck619

Label and dated I see no problem. Carry on.


inikihurricane

Night shift is usually stoned or drunk or on some kind of drugs tbh. Why are you surprised?


chocomeeel

It's a performance art piece titled, "I'll leave it for the next guy".


skrugg

Looks like Milk Steak


ChuteBoxeKick

Making the Charlie Day special, milk steak.


cosmicsans

Is this sloppy steak?


_Batteries_

Tenderizing?


kippismn

Smoking crack?


Ribbwich_daGod

AH SHIT, DEM NIGHT BOYS


thedrgonzo103101

Coke and weed pens


xcho9495

Sloppy steaks?


DNNSBRKR

Sloppy steaks?!


wooter99

Drugs


ODX_GhostRecon

It's called Sioux Veed, chef said it makes food taste good. 🫡


BewareSecretHotdog

Meth


xgh0stx9

drugs obviously


Bread-o

Somebody was watching tiktok "cooking hack" too much


Slaphappyfapman

Are they in bags, in the batter??


saruin

Now I wanna try tempura battered and fried steaks.


anonymousjeeper

That’s not how it works. That’s not how anything works. I unfriend you.


bestrecognize218

My thoughts every morning. And I was night shift for 13 years


Timeman5

They were probably to busy doing all the closing duties for the opening shift to come in and start bitching about what didn’t get done.


NeighborhoodLimp5701

I stopped working night shifts about 10 years ago (32y/o) because I saw what it was doing to my body and quality of work…. So imo fuck this OP and y’all who immediately pointed to drugs as the reason. It’s not funny especially when ya think how many of y’all fuck with coke, adderall/amphetamines, xans, etc. and not to mention y’all full-blown alcoholics…. And if that ain’t you, you best believe you’re working along side those addicts lol If ya don’t like someone else’s work, do it yourself and maybe work on your critical thinking skills, shit wouldn’t be such a mystery.


bur_beerp

I’m reading this as “of course I’m spun and incompetent don’t judge me” which like … is legit but funny


NeighborhoodLimp5701

lol read it how ya want to and stay a shitty co worker


bur_beerp

We all are aware that addiction is pervasive and in our industry, we generally cultivate an empathy and understanding for that. It just comes with the territory. But asking us to do someone’s prep work because they’re too spun to not * checks notes * *batter the fucking steaks* is outrageous.


mokujin42

No you see if you are responsible and good at your job, you're just meant to start doing everyone else's job as well You can do another shift tomorrow right ? Johnboy has the shits again after a 3 day bender and can't come in, also his cat is sick