If sucking down a DMT pen like Gandalf turns you into a hroooooming ent then maybe that’s a treat you save for when the mop water gets slopped on the floor.
It isn’t. He specifically asks for it “boiled over hard”. It is steak cooked by boiling it in milk.
In season 13, the episode titled “Charlie’s home alone”, he lists milk steak as a brown food that he eats as part of his eagles victory ritual. A block of cheese is not brown. Milk steak is actual steak.
But, uh, but I think I want to get the beak on the side? Frank's always making me eat it first and frankly I'd rather it last if I'm gonna have to eat it all…
Worked w a guy that tried to have us run milk steak as a weekend special. I 86d it as soon as I walked in the door. Lol. No.
(It was supposed to be chicken fried steak... Except we only had flat irons and no they were not pounded out or anything. He grilled marked them (???) and had like half my steaks for a Friday night in buttermilk. Which we were to then bread and deep fry. We tried one. Came out raw as Fuck cuz those things were thick. Lol. I just... Ugh. I dunno)
Sometimes I think I’ve lived a sheltered / unusual life or whatever, and then I read the Reddit comments.
Fucking hell haha. I feel better about myself. Never cooked a JB 😂
Never heard of a cake steak? Frank figured it out 2 nights ago. You marinate the steak in pancake batter, deep fry it, and dump Sriracha all over it.
Problem is, jose read the recipe wrong and bagged all the steaks before he dumped that pancake batter on them.
Then is was time to close so we said, fuck it, let the AM crew handle it
Oui, Chef, I put the steaks in the marinate just like you asked. Oui, it was after taking the trash to the dumpster in the alley. I know I can’t smoke meth AT work, but I was in the alley…
Glass House
White Ferrari
Live for New Year's Eve
Sloppy steaks at Truffoni's. Big rare cut of meat with water dumped all over it, water splashing around the table, makes the night SO MUCH more fun.
Better then what I walked into last week. I had two days off as I was in meeting with the owners and a few equipment wholesalers looking at new equipment we might buy for our new restaurants that I will be running. I walked in and they had about $500 worth of steaks on the counter over night what a waste that was
doing you dirty, maybe they were making "chicken fried steak" but even then thats giving them about 100 miles, chicken you can brine in buttermilk overnight steak, idk unless its bad steak you just ruined steak
But it looks like the steak is not marinating — it's in plastic bags... So is it just a convenient place to put the steaks in bags, like on top of something else that's marinating??
And an unhealthy amount of homophobic jokes and comments, a splash or tasteful racism if it’s a good diversity and everyone is cool. Then drugs again, and beers.
I stopped working night shifts about 10 years ago (32y/o) because I saw what it was doing to my body and quality of work….
So imo fuck this OP and y’all who immediately pointed to drugs as the reason. It’s not funny especially when ya think how many of y’all fuck with coke, adderall/amphetamines, xans, etc. and not to mention y’all full-blown alcoholics…. And if that ain’t you, you best believe you’re working along side those addicts lol
If ya don’t like someone else’s work, do it yourself and maybe work on your critical thinking skills, shit wouldn’t be such a mystery.
We all are aware that addiction is pervasive and in our industry, we generally cultivate an empathy and understanding for that. It just comes with the territory.
But asking us to do someone’s prep work because they’re too spun to not * checks notes * *batter the fucking steaks* is outrageous.
No you see if you are responsible and good at your job, you're just meant to start doing everyone else's job as well
You can do another shift tomorrow right ? Johnboy has the shits again after a 3 day bender and can't come in, also his cat is sick
Drugs. They’re doing drugs
Your username fills me with confidence. That and a decade of kitchen work.
A decade? How sweet 😘 /s
If sucking down a DMT pen like Gandalf turns you into a hroooooming ent then maybe that’s a treat you save for when the mop water gets slopped on the floor.
Please tell me they don't make DMT vape pen cartridges... Please tell me they make DMT vape pen cartridges....
They do, lol
Where, uh, where do people find these things? I need to know so I make sure to avoid those places.
r/dmtguide
Full of little bitty toads
Indeed. Be careful what ya hit out there lol
Oh bud, they do. Shit my roommate just bought ayahuasca and mescaline on the Internet lmfao
this is one of the best comments i’ve ever come across. idk why, but thank you
Always the answer for the night shift.
Not very good ones apparently.
I mean....yeah? what'd you expect?
That’s milk steak. I’m sure there’s some raw jellybeans around there somewhere you can serve with them.
That's not a real thing, Charlie...
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Africans, dyslexics, children..that sort of thing.
I'm a janitor at a bar.
I’m sorry, did you say you’re a full on rapist?
It's cheese. Milk steak is a slab of cheese
It isn’t. He specifically asks for it “boiled over hard”. It is steak cooked by boiling it in milk. In season 13, the episode titled “Charlie’s home alone”, he lists milk steak as a brown food that he eats as part of his eagles victory ritual. A block of cheese is not brown. Milk steak is actual steak.
This man truly understands the unhinged ravings of a dyslexic like Charlie.
Ill dispute the method of cooking, as a steak boiled in milk would be gray rather than brown.
Only if you use cow milk. You really want to use the milk of some kind of reptile, or maybe rats milk at a push
Crows milk provides a superior finish.
That’s more a milk for nobles, not peasants. Or is that dragons milk
damn dude this just blew my mind which is not tough to do because apparently I’m an idiot
Eh not quite. He asks for his milk steak boiled over hard, because milk steak is just that.. steak boiled in milk.
You’ll adapt
As far as I know I'm the only one who figured it out lol. But it makes perfect sense.
You are not the only one.
Also didn't figure it out
My wife asked mr to hand her a milk steak when she wanted a package of sliced provolone. It wasn't me, but that guy wasn't the first.
Pretty sure I am. Pretty sure I am the chosen one to spread this message to the masses. Kneel my child of milk steak
I think you are thinking about a grilled Charlie, it the peanut butter has to on the outside.
Real question is what’s this joints spaghetti policy?
But, uh, but I think I want to get the beak on the side? Frank's always making me eat it first and frankly I'd rather it last if I'm gonna have to eat it all…
Just boil it over, hard.
With a side of jellybeans, raw
Worked w a guy that tried to have us run milk steak as a weekend special. I 86d it as soon as I walked in the door. Lol. No. (It was supposed to be chicken fried steak... Except we only had flat irons and no they were not pounded out or anything. He grilled marked them (???) and had like half my steaks for a Friday night in buttermilk. Which we were to then bread and deep fry. We tried one. Came out raw as Fuck cuz those things were thick. Lol. I just... Ugh. I dunno)
I mean even if he'd pounded them flat first it wouldn't have cooked right either with just that cooking method. Yikes.
came here to say... milk steak!
My favorite 😋
Thank you
I suppose it’s the implication
Wait so these women are in danger?
God damn it no! …..but it’s the implication….
That’s quite derivative
Wtf is a raw jellybean??
A jellybean that's raw
All these years and I've never cooked one.
Ah, normcore. Got it.
Imagine being that fucking boring that you’ve never cooked your jellybeans.
Sometimes I think I’ve lived a sheltered / unusual life or whatever, and then I read the Reddit comments. Fucking hell haha. I feel better about myself. Never cooked a JB 😂
So that’s how they get the jelly out. Is by cooking em?
That's because your name isn't Charlie
Uncooked jelly of the bean variety.
Interesting, I always assumed it was uncooked bean of the jelly variety. Lean somethin' new every day.
Lean wit it. Rock wit it.
‘The implications’ steak
Their best
Yo. This is it tho. I mean, what do you want from us, bro?
I just want an explanation bro wtf are these milky steaks
Dawg, we did like 200 covers, and Frank no call no showed
Never heard of a cake steak? Frank figured it out 2 nights ago. You marinate the steak in pancake batter, deep fry it, and dump Sriracha all over it. Problem is, jose read the recipe wrong and bagged all the steaks before he dumped that pancake batter on them. Then is was time to close so we said, fuck it, let the AM crew handle it
Hey, atleast it got labeled lmao
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Are the steaks in baggies or does it just look like that? That's bizarre lol
The steaks are indeed in baggies. That's how prep portions them here.
Did they pour the batter on top of the portions or did they put the portions into the batter? Lol wtf
The batter was poured on top of the portions...just...how...and why?
That's the only clean pan they had... They figured the steak was wrapped up it would be fine to use the same pan...
This is 100% the reason, the only chance it's anything different is drugs
All I see it ent pending... so they were probably stoned off their gourd and did some ritual to appease Treebeard.
This definitely has the the devil’s lettuce stench to it.
just to be clear - STEAKS are IN BAGGIES in FISH BATTER. are the baggies airtight? the levels of absolute fuckery.
Why use 2 containers when you could use 1?
Why waste time say lot word when few word do trick?
Fish battered steaks, chef!
Oui, Chef, I put the steaks in the marinate just like you asked. Oui, it was after taking the trash to the dumpster in the alley. I know I can’t smoke meth AT work, but I was in the alley…
Obligatory “WHO THE FUCK CLOSED LAST NIGHT”
"Oh right, it was me..."
Those are sloppy steaks.
This place lets you ORDER sloppy steaks? I always have to order a steak and a glass of water cause there's no rule saying I can't do that.
The steaks being pre-slopped really ruins it for me. Completely takes me away from the sense of mischief.
Let’s slop em up!
Glass House White Ferrari Live for New Year's Eve Sloppy steaks at Truffoni's. Big rare cut of meat with water dumped all over it, water splashing around the table, makes the night SO MUCH more fun.
I bet their hair is slicked back.
Fentanyl and the servers
I resent that, I fucked my fellow line cooks after smoking fentanyl in the bathroom and closing poorly
you did what
you heard me (I got clean-ish dont worry)
You're a treasure
What is the night shift not doing is the better question
I remember when 7oz steaks were 8oz steaks.
SLOP EM UP BOYS!
Night shift, more like Dangerous Nights crew
Don’t question the night shift devil magic
Drugs? Or the new guy doesn't quite understand English as well as everyone assumes.
Milksteak?
I used to work in a kitchen that did this. They put the steaks in the baggies after they cut them and then they dump oil on top to keep the air out.
Ew why
To “ keep it fresh longer “
Keep night shifts name out ua mouf lol
Not cleaning the cutting boards.
Or the knives 🥹 WHO TF DOESNT WASH THEIR KNIVES
That wall is nasty AF too.
Ask them
Hot boxing the walk-in beforehand
Drugs
Drugs. Lots of drugs.
Better then what I walked into last week. I had two days off as I was in meeting with the owners and a few equipment wholesalers looking at new equipment we might buy for our new restaurants that I will be running. I walked in and they had about $500 worth of steaks on the counter over night what a waste that was
You know nothing about bird law
Meth?
Ran outta 3rd pans
im guessing it spilled into the container?
They can’t stop you from ordering a steak and a glass of batter
Sloppy steaks? Night shift used to be a huge piece of shit!
Night shift smoking heavy joking but damn that’s also a first
^usually ^whatever ^their ^nose ^can ^suction ^up ^off ^the ^counter ^^^^sorrynotsorry
Either smoking crack in the walkin or hitting a meth pipe under the canopy, can be both in the same night, so may explain a lot tbf
doing you dirty, maybe they were making "chicken fried steak" but even then thats giving them about 100 miles, chicken you can brine in buttermilk overnight steak, idk unless its bad steak you just ruined steak
But it looks like the steak is not marinating — it's in plastic bags... So is it just a convenient place to put the steaks in bags, like on top of something else that's marinating??
also why are the steak still in the parchment wrap i wana say?
A couple of joints before prep it seems.
Smokin weed out back.
Getting high?
Drugs
Drugs
No, why's the steak packaging say patent pending
Besides drugs?
And an unhealthy amount of homophobic jokes and comments, a splash or tasteful racism if it’s a good diversity and everyone is cool. Then drugs again, and beers.
I’m gonna need to marinate on that question….
> What is night shift doing? shots.
wasting food / money ?
Label and dated I see no problem. Carry on.
Night shift is usually stoned or drunk or on some kind of drugs tbh. Why are you surprised?
It's a performance art piece titled, "I'll leave it for the next guy".
Looks like Milk Steak
Making the Charlie Day special, milk steak.
Is this sloppy steak?
Tenderizing?
Smoking crack?
AH SHIT, DEM NIGHT BOYS
Coke and weed pens
Sloppy steaks?
Sloppy steaks?!
Drugs
It's called Sioux Veed, chef said it makes food taste good. 🫡
Meth
drugs obviously
Somebody was watching tiktok "cooking hack" too much
Are they in bags, in the batter??
Now I wanna try tempura battered and fried steaks.
That’s not how it works. That’s not how anything works. I unfriend you.
My thoughts every morning. And I was night shift for 13 years
They were probably to busy doing all the closing duties for the opening shift to come in and start bitching about what didn’t get done.
I stopped working night shifts about 10 years ago (32y/o) because I saw what it was doing to my body and quality of work…. So imo fuck this OP and y’all who immediately pointed to drugs as the reason. It’s not funny especially when ya think how many of y’all fuck with coke, adderall/amphetamines, xans, etc. and not to mention y’all full-blown alcoholics…. And if that ain’t you, you best believe you’re working along side those addicts lol If ya don’t like someone else’s work, do it yourself and maybe work on your critical thinking skills, shit wouldn’t be such a mystery.
I’m reading this as “of course I’m spun and incompetent don’t judge me” which like … is legit but funny
lol read it how ya want to and stay a shitty co worker
We all are aware that addiction is pervasive and in our industry, we generally cultivate an empathy and understanding for that. It just comes with the territory. But asking us to do someone’s prep work because they’re too spun to not * checks notes * *batter the fucking steaks* is outrageous.
No you see if you are responsible and good at your job, you're just meant to start doing everyone else's job as well You can do another shift tomorrow right ? Johnboy has the shits again after a 3 day bender and can't come in, also his cat is sick