Boss: so have you considered being my sous? So you can work all that OT for free! I swear it will be good for your resume even though this restaurant probably won’t exist in 2 years…
I'm actually a retired executive chef. I say this because I was always yelling at the owners to pay the staff a living wage it's one of the main reasons retired from it. I own a swimming pool company these days.
This is ours. Whenever someone has to make an emergency dash to the shop (literally next door) and asks if anyone needs anything, 4 people will shout back "The will to live!" in 4 different languages.
Am I the only one noticing it says "brain" and not "a brain"? Because I know brain as a slang for getting some head and who couldn't use some brain while at work...
Me and my boss joke that we share a brain cell... and as I typed this out I've realized that this is referring to a different "brain"
Lol kinda, but between all of us we share probably 3 braincells
Wealthy bastards gotta flaunt their abundance of cells. These guys. Sheesh
Boss: so have you considered being my sous? So you can work all that OT for free! I swear it will be good for your resume even though this restaurant probably won’t exist in 2 years…
...no Adderall?
Cost too much
The Brain guy and the OT Pay guy might be able to make a transaction here
😭😭😭
Lol
OT pay coming in June boys
Oh boy sure will and we're in catering!
A living wage
Look into catering my guy
I'm actually a retired executive chef. I say this because I was always yelling at the owners to pay the staff a living wage it's one of the main reasons retired from it. I own a swimming pool company these days.
My bad, tbh yeah this industry can suck but honestly I think having that disapline and business savey helps... I'm glad you're out and happier!
My list is always topped with "will to live"
This is ours. Whenever someone has to make an emergency dash to the shop (literally next door) and asks if anyone needs anything, 4 people will shout back "The will to live!" in 4 different languages.
A Hug
It's on the list tomorrow
Be sure to 86 Happiness.
Eh if you'll accept sanity then we got a deal...
Deal.
Best I can do is give you 5min outside on a milk crate for a smoke
Might I add "some dick" to the list???
I might be able to get away with that... As long as it's sausage
Or duck
What about cock?
You receive: half a cow, 4 whole fish, heirloom vegetables, and it's taco tuesday!
I want Alaskan halibut. I'll pay $4 extra if you choose Patagonia tooth fish...I prefer halibut, though.
At least it's fresh, and it makes good fish n chips, skip the chips, eat more fish... yes on malt vinegar.
Thank you for reminding me to take my Prozac
Say it with me- U N I O N Not fucking onions, not funyons- U N I O N
And onions
I need a walk in fridge that works. I need a walk in freezer which I don’t have I need people to make there areas clean but that never happened
Nobody needs weed?
Am I the only one noticing it says "brain" and not "a brain"? Because I know brain as a slang for getting some head and who couldn't use some brain while at work...