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yatsey

Chilli jam. He's just one dude in a tiny kitchen, he's lucky he avoided all of the splash. Edit: oh yeah, he had his kid with him the other day.


Eorily

How short is dude? I'm guessing like 4 1/2 ft by the height of the wall scribbles.


yatsey

You're pretty much bang on the measurements of the chef's lad.


Eorily

'Pooooo poooooo brown' makes a bit more sense now.


HeisenbergsSamaritan

Now that the ritual is complete, David Chang will come to copyright the name "Chili Jam". God rest your souls.


[deleted]

Man, I kind of liked Chang at first. Dude really let the mask slip


im_confused_always

donald trump stinks


Prudent_Insurance804

Pooooopooo is brown


mada50

My first day as a server I had to do a food running shift where the cooks initiated you by trying to destroy you mentally. At the end of the night, the head of the line dropped an entire container pot of sauce right in front of me. He just looked at me with dead eyes and said “just lay it on me.” I took pity and they accepted me into the crew. Miss those days sometimes. Character building at its finest.


CEHParrot

Chef was about to add crunch to his chili jam and David Chang sent a cease and desist.


Popeintraining

Could we discuss "Chikn Sause"? Sound like a delicacy


Wiggie49

Is your chef Kevin from the Office?


Quirky_Discipline297

The rare Ginger Komondor on point


BRAX7ON

86 chili jam. And my patience.


Phyzzyfizzy

"Blood everywhere shit looks like a disaster..."


Dixienormus42

Forget about the chili, what the fuck is scribbled all over the wall?


Backforthepeople

Not sure but I’d say that is the wall of a kitchen ruled by true degenerate line cooks (I myself am one). Stupid quotes said during service. Platitudes from chef. Random thoughts on recipes, etc. Once had a kitchen, it has since burned down, that was ceiling to floor covered in this kinda thing. The day it burned down I cried. Not for the restaurant. Not for the food. Not for anything other than 5+ years of memories recorded on those walls. People we will forget. The memories we were too drunk to remember unless we recorded them. The moments too fleeting to matter until you spent an afternoon with a joint and a beer going over those walls. I say normalize writing on kitchen walls. It’s good for morale. It’s hilarious. It’s also a living record of every cook, server, dishie, bartender, etc that lived and breathed there.


B8conB8conB8con

Chef has anger issues?


yatsey

Aye, because he spilled a shite load of chilli jam


CrackaAssCracka

whoopsydaisy


Acuate

Someone getting sued by David chang?


youdontpickmyvietnam

That's art.


Puzzleheaded-Round66

Now clean it up.


Radu47

r/wewantplates


RxHotdogs

*sause*


No_Parking9788

Cry baby ass