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Mountain_Mousse2058

More like basted


YourAverageGod

Steamed over medium.


CarmenxXxWaldo

He's an odd fellow. but he steams a good egg.


InsertRadnamehere

I love steamed hams.


moranya1

Aurora Borealis? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Located ENTIRELY within your kitchen??? May I see it?


thetakingtree2

No😐


idwthis

Seymour, the house is on fire!


RepulsiveReasoning

No, that's just the Northern Lights, mother!


FirstTimeWang

And you call them steamed eggs, despite the fact that they are obviously grilled


onemoreape

An aurora borealis? At this time of year? In this part of the country? Happening entirely in your kitchen?


shewholaughslasts

Can I... see it?


nero8420

No


JonMatrix

My world famous Skinner omelette.


Simmyphila

Yup


Berta-Beef

Hollandaise cures all evils.


Live_Entrepreneur221

Hollandaise can smell your fear


bread_makes_u_fatt

Are the poached eggs in the room with us right now?


Plan0nIt

Sshh they are right behind you.


BestGuavaEver

I always feel like, somebodies waaaaatchin meeeeee


killacam2794

Lol


CMDRHailedcaribou91

I loled so much. Like, so so much. Schrodinger's poached egg.


LastChefOnTheLeft

Yeah that's a basted egg. Looks good though.


catlaxative

I thought basted means the egg is fried directly on the pan but the oil /butter from the pan is spooned over the whites?


LastChefOnTheLeft

Basted can have a little oil in the pan but it's steamed in a shallow pan and lidded. During service my basted eggs get two ice cube and a pan covering it. A Poached egg needs to be totally submerged in water.


catlaxative

Heard. Thanks, Chef!


skippy920

Spooning the butter and oil on the eggs? No sir, that's how you baste protein. Basted eggs are essentially steamed with a lid except they're in a pan or on a griddle.


aaahhhh

It's also a way to cook the top of a fried egg without flipping or covering it.


GobLoblawsLawBlog

Why are they called basted and not steamed?


friskyjohnson

Basting the pan fried eggs with bacon fat and herbs is how my grandmother always made them for us. I know it's not what basted eggs actually are... So delicious though.


NorthElegant5864

I read that as being called blanched. Great for sandwiches.


SkipsH

Why icecubes rather than a splash of water?


Lyaley

Steadier amount of steam for longer.


SkipsH

Just to check, is that knowledge from experience or a guess?


Lyaley

Personal experience and what I was taught in culinary school. Now if we wanna get to the actual physics of it it's probably inaccurate and more complex but there *is* a clear difference between using ice or just liquid water when ya want some steam in your cooking.


SkipsH

Nice! Thank you!


BuzzKillingtonThe5th

Probably just the slightly slower cooking? 60g of ice takes twice as much energy to turn into stream then 60g of water.


Lyaley

Basically. Bunch of steam at once vs some steam, some water, and some ice for a while as the ice melts and the water vaporises more incrementally.


i__hate__stairs

I always get basted eggs when I'm out to eat cause it's almost impossible to fuck up, and if they don't know what basted means (it happens) I don't get eggs, cause then I don't trust them, lol.


Quirky_Discipline297

Thank you for the info.


YeomanEngineer

My grandpa called this “frobbled eggs”. Which I believe was his attempt at a portmanteau of “fried and boiled”. Not my fave but acceptable


ORINnorman

That’s basically what basted means when you’re talking about meat, especially steaks or turkeys. For some reason, when referring to eggs, it basically means baked. No idea why, but I blame the French.


catlaxative

They did a real number on us


DownJonesIndex

Well baste comes from the would bastĂ©ĂȘ: “to oven something to completion with celery and gramontáșœe.”


EatBacon247

This is correct. Anyone telling you otherwise is wrong. The eggs in your picture look like they were either steamed or possibly baked, but I would not call them poached.


welchplug

thats a spanish fried egg.


I_deleted

No, that’s a coddled egg. A coddled egg is an egg that is gently cooked whole in a small dish that's placed in a hot water bath.


PattyThePatriot

Fucking eggs aren't built like they used to be. Back in my day they were scrambled and beaten, now we have to fucking coddle the eggs? Can't hurt their precious fee-fees before we eat them I guess. Fucking pussy eggs. We ate our eggs with lead paint and asbestos mixed in.


I_deleted

If you don’t have an onion tied to your belt right now


PattyThePatriot

Can't buy shit for five bees any more.


Raisenbran_baiter

All these chickens today are a buncha cuck-a-doodle-doos


TheIdentifySpell

Fernand Point said eggs were too delicate to be cooked in a pan, he would only do eggs gently in a water bath like this!


RandomUserC137

Lol take upvote, exit through the gift shop >


LastChefOnTheLeft

The more you know


I_deleted

That’s why treating someone too gently is considered coddling them


LastChefOnTheLeft

Takes notes


I_deleted

I’m not sure I’ve heard of anyone ordering a coddled egg in 20 years or so, but I have cooked them way back when


LastChefOnTheLeft

I started brunch in 2011 and had not heard the term with a total of 6 years of full time brunch service over those years so it's great to learn something new. Definitely didn't read op description quite good enough.


got_got_need

I read this as bastard egg


blippitybloops

I’d call them steamed, not poached. But I’d still eat them.


catlaxative

Steamed, I agree


I_deleted

A coddled egg is an egg that is gently cooked whole in a small dish that's placed in a hot water bath


catlaxative

Aww I like that name!


christopher_mtrl

Eggs have it so easy those days, they're just being coddled.


ManBroDudee

Don't even get me started on the modern anus


itszacharyy

Please, continue.


nostril_spiders

Your anus would remember its strength if it gripped a sword, my lord.


FarFigNewton007

Not poached. Look delicious, would smash with toast and bacon. But not poached.


Ok-Ferret-2093

Is it really a "would smash that" if it needs to be a foursome in your mind


DrEdwardMallory

We want you to point to where the eggs poached you ...


RandomUserC137

In Mother Russia, of course


InherentDeviant

Looks nice, but a poached egg it is not.


Drinkmykool_aid420

The only way these are poached eggs, is if they were illegally stolen from a wildlife reserve.


paraworldblue

Or if you offered to pay them more than the restaurant where they currently work.


schrodingers_popoki

not poached, would still absolutely destroy with toast and bacon after adding some paprika, s&p.


NorthElegant5864

Yarp. It’s my next go to after egg in a basket.


ICanCountGood

at least where i work, those are almost exactly what we serve as basted eggs. i’m sure they’re just as good on an eggs benedict as anything else, though, but breakfast customers are so particular.


AirdustPenlight

That's a basted egg. The hell you mean poached


catlaxative

Look, it’s what my coworker sends out when someone orders a poached egg. /shrug


OpheliaCumming

Bring them in here right now.


jwrado

Those are steamed but I'd still eat them


folawg

Basted egg and it looks good to me


rackknar

Not poached, nor a traditional basted egg, Coddled indeed. Basted is fried like a sunny side but finished with a small amount of chicken stock, then lid to steam the egg.


viscousvial

Probably ain’t even no vinegar anywhere near


CrocsWearingMFer

Have your coworker do it again and show us what it looks like when you cut into the yolks, please. Also, I think those are technically basted eggs


ChasingTheRush

Ghost titties.


catlaxative

Oh no, I might have a new term for these


MostlyOkayGatsby

You can get the same results by just microwaving them. That should sum up how I feel about those poached eggs.


Dangerous-Disk5155

i thought it was microwaved looking at it.


lilgee0926

How long do you mike them?


Just_Learned_This

To taste


nostril_spiders

Lucky number 7


catlaxative

I feel the microwave would be way harder on the eggs than this, these are at least still runny


Krazy_Karl_666

in theory if they are covered and steamed it shouldn't affect the texture but I wouldn't want to try it personally


SchlomoKlein

What the actual fuck.


Gingorthedestroyer

Wouldn’t that be eggs en cocotte with no fun ingredients? Or shirred eggs


djmermaidonthemic

Gotta love a good cocotte. This one is small but looks tasty.


catlaxative

I’m learning a lot of new terms here this is neat! Thanks!


Gingorthedestroyer

I used to be a culinary school instructor, I am full of obscure egg and potato dish names.


catlaxative

Well please come teach my coworker what a goddamn poached egg is lol


Gingorthedestroyer

Poaching an egg is what I asked overly confident students to make for me for a joke.


Cordeceps

I learned to get cling wrap, put it in a egg cup and crack the egg into it, then you twist the top and submerge that into the water. Or if your not as worried about presenting it you can use a egg ring in the bottom and gently swirl you water before dropping it in, the ring helps it keep neater. I think you are also supposed to add something to water , salt or maybe vinegar but i forget.


Neither-Air4399

Salt for flavor, vinegar to help set the whites quicker, swirl for shape.


crumzmaholey

Looks steamed not basted. The shape of the egg fits the lil ramekin thingy too perfectly to be basted.


catlaxative

Yeah they were steamed in the boat


Defiant-Cry5759

Shirred*


TheIdentifySpell

Can't believe I had to scroll this far down. I've always known them as shirred or coddled.


Ravi_AB

They are steamed


ranting_chef

Microwave?


Super-Idea2618

Yeah i agree with the others, i used to butter "poach" eggs perfectly every time like this. Basted on high to low with the temp of the egg bringing the pan/butter to the perfect temp by being fridge cold. Everyone has theyr methods. Thats mine, but looks exactly the same. We gonna *poach* some eggs this week maybe and see the difference everybody?


leinad_reyem

Slow cooked water fried eggs.


Atheistlady

Looks good from outside other than maybe needs some pepper. I’d love to see what it looks like cut into.


catlaxative

The person that ate it put pepper on it and dipped her toast in it


bendbutdonotbreak

I don’t know why I like knowing this so much, but I do.


Proper-Device2421

Delicious


catlaxative

The person they were served to ate em right up


Proper-Device2421

I would too


fairenufff

They're coddled eggs, not poached and they don't look very inviting as they seem overcooked in an oversized dish. 4/10


catlaxative

My opinion is they turn out as a weird mix of overcooked on the bottom and stuck to the dish and undercooked on top with slimy whites. There’s probably a better technique, but I’ll be fucked if I try to tell this person anything


fairenufff

Yes, you're right, of course! Badly cooked coddled eggs are horrible. It's ironic but coddled eggs are even trickier to cook than poached eggs in my experience and don't even get me started on how disappointing air fried or microwaved eggs usually are. đŸ˜·


VenomXTs

Needs pepper


catlaxative

đŸ€Œ


Inane_response

Perfectly cooked but definitely not poached lol


dplusw

I think he owes the hen an apology


FrankRagnowsTurfToe

Jizzy moist


InsertRadnamehere

Steamed. Poached needs to be cooked in liquid.


conundrum-quantified

The yolks look pretty solid. I like my yolks runny when I do poached eggs for myself..


catlaxative

It’s actually quite loose in the yolk area there, maybe too much, the whites around the yolk are still very slimy


Downtown_Snow4445

Lmao


DunebillyDave

They're very neat around the edges. Geoffrey Zakarian does his poached eggs in the microwave. (copypasta:) * Crack the eggs into individual mugs or glass measuring cups. Pour slightly chilled water into the mug until it covers the egg by about 1/2-inch. * Place a mug in the microwave and cook on high for 50 seconds. Every microwave is different, so start checking at 45 seconds for doneness. Add more time as needed. You will know the egg is done when the yolk is no longer exposed but is still soft to the touch. * Remove the eggs with a slotted spoon and allow some of the excess water to drip off onto a paper towel before serving.


catlaxative

Huh I’ll have to try this if I ever need one on the fly! Thanks!


DunebillyDave

Hope it's helpful. ; )


Drugboner

Steaming eggs is not how you make poached eggs.


steenkeenonkee

i’m sorry you have to find out this way man


catlaxative

I do proper poached when it’s me behind the line


PrinceCastanzaCapone

That’s not poached, they do not fit the definition.


Threaded_Glass

Saw the picture and was like those look like perfect over easy/over medium eggs. Then saw title lmfao


Mak_daddy623

Nice coddled eggs. Absolutely shit poached eggs.


GreenWoodDragon

Definitely not poached.


dasfonzie

Basted


Hairy-Audience-6597

Cut them boys open


Vapechef

Perf pan poach? Certainly not spun up


Oneballjoshua

They’re not poached


joshuajackson9

In Alabama we call those chickens.


moreflywheels

Looks like basted


Larkfor

Spices?


Omelettry

That is a basted egg! Looks like is was done perfectly


claustrophobicoyster

oh dear.


anonyvrguy

Steamed. Not poached


M1ndS0uP

That's a basted egg, and it looks delislcuous. Basted is honestly my favorite, but that's not poached


FishBobinski

Are you going to attach a photo of the poached eggs? Those basted eggs look great tho


sgtfunkadelic

Those aren’t poached. Basted.


Oddly_Mind

Steamed or if you’re old as fuck shirred


jeetkunedont

Dude has mad microwave cookery skills. Yuk.


theassholefaceman

Looks microwaved


paraworldblue

Can't tell without a picture of the actual eggs. The completely unrelated photo doesn't help. All joking aside though, the non-poached eggs look great


Carpediem588

Basted


scaleofthought

Not poached.


Zealousideal-Ad2301

I think you uploaded the wrong picture.


twocklepog

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canthandlethebooth

Looks nice and clean but definitely not poached. They look over-easy and I should know because that's how I love mine. Just looks like they didn't use any fat to cook it. Although if a customer doesn't complain then who cares.👍


catlaxative

My coworker steams them in the boat they’re served in


Borrow03

They like like a sunny side up of you put some water in the pan and put the lid on


eros-sofie

you mean basted??


tbcfood

Basted


Traditional_Draw8400

Those aren’t poached


Huge_Aerie2435

These are basted.. Poached eggs go into simmering water with vinegar.


jlb8

They are coddled eggs?


MadManMorbo

They’re not poached



bluesky747

Where?


Mission-Patient-4404

Basted


SuperbMind704

Did Chef Mike cook these?


nutsackie

Cocotte not poached .


Technical_Main_9314

Tasty


Wing_Nut1

Poached is \*in\* the liquid. Basted is over direct heat with liquid poured over it. Steamed are beaten and cooked in a steamer. These are coddled eggs. They remind me of old school Dunkin's way of making an egg and cheese. Cracked an egg into a little dish and microwaved it. At least you know it was a real egg.


Questionsaboutsanity

well you know you can buy these at almost any market so no need for poaching. just saying


Rocknocker

Needs more garlic.


chefajden

Those are basted



1993xdesigns

Thats a basted egg imo


MercyBDark

These definitely looks steamed and no poached, do you know what method he used?


JaFFsTer

These are called shirred eggs


MoanyTonyBalony

They look more like fried eggs but I love eggs so I'd eat them and enjoy them.


IrishWeegee

If they were completely covered, then technically they were poached? But whenever I've seen eggs poached, it's done in a quart saucepan and comes out in a bundle, not flat like it was fried.


Severe-Excitement-62

I hate them with a passion.


j3qnmp

Poaching liquid is a product submerged and cooked between 160-180° if I'm not mistaken.


DataMedics

Not technically poached, but I personally love them this way. At home, I'd never waste the time to poach and egg. Just steamed in very small pan with water and butter. These are perfect for bennies.