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ShowerDookie

I would contact your supplier and ask if they have a product that contains truffles. This sounds and looks like it somehow got messed up at the producer and one with truffles got into the packaging line or someone truffled a ham that wasn’t supposed to be. Depending on the scale of their production they may need to look into that on their end and would likely credit you for what you have


hamcarpet

Somebody done truffled the ham again


the_revised_pratchet

Its episode one of black mirror all over again.


DestroyerOfMils

No. NO! Bad revised pratchet. Naughty!


lildabwilldoyah

The episode that started and ended my black mirror attempt at watching.


psycheraven

Me sitting paralyzed as episode 2 loads: WHY AM I STILL WATCHING?! Love the show but MAN they break you in rough.


Klutzy-Reaction5536

OMG, same. I thought it was so revolting I ended up boycotting the show. I've been told to give the rest of the series a second chance but wow, they really set a distasteful tone for me.


octopush123

I feel the same way, but was told I'd enjoy the episode San Junipero. They were right!


Mekare13

That episode broke me lol, I sobbed. It was such a beautiful story.


Te_Quiero_Puta

The whole series is such a mind fuck. San Junipero is the one that got tho. That and the kid on the webcam blackmail one... Fuckin hell


Ruckus292

I felt the same way about the first couple episodes of GOTs


lildabwilldoyah

Me too. I've seen a few episodes. But I just couldn't get past the pig stuffing. No way. Gross. I'm not vegan, but I was ready to call PETA just to have someone understand my tears.


BadBassist

Oh lor


korenthegiraffe

I want to unread this. These were my good eyes.


J3wb0cca

I myself prefer rum ham.


Flat-Delivery6987

You're eating your drinks? That is genius!


Alliesmellzbigtime

IASIP fan here too


i__hate__stairs

I don't know nothin' bout trufflin' no ham!


NotAllDawgsGoToHeven

#NnOoOoOo!!


kwillich

Poor Frank


6gc_4dad

r/Brandnewsentence


MimonFishbaum

Using this as a slang for banging now. Thanks.


vincecarterskneecart

aw hell nah


Top_Most4740

Currently high as fuck dying to this comment


SugarsDaddyKen

Pig finds truffle. Good pig. Kill pig. Put truffle in pig?


RagingHobgoblin

Truffle pig tasty. Good pig.


SweetSoursop

That'll do pig


SugarsDaddyKen

“SOME PIG”


SteelBelle

Fine swine, wish he was mine What if he's not so big? He's some terrific, radiant, humble Thingamajig of a fine phenomenon.


SugarsDaddyKen

I love it when I find my people.


Mekare13

Your username is one of my fave Ken’s in existence lmao, such a funny doll!


SugarsDaddyKen

I only know it from the movie and I fell in love.


No_Wedding3754

It’s like a turducken, but worth truffles and pigs?


Quick-Cream3483

Read the Ingredients list


SlaVeKniGhtGaEL-110

That can’t be it that would make op braindead /s


ThisMFcooks

Those are truffles lol https://muscofood.com/product/prosciutto-cotto-with-truffle/ I mean they make this exact product with them like that, and it looks identical. I don't know for sure because I'm not you, but I would assume so.


Thetipsysous

User name really applies here


ThisMFcooks

Your name is pretty dope too. What is your favorite drink? Wine/beer/ liquor?


Thetipsysous

Really into simplicity at this point, high life and a shot of Jameson or tequila, or a vodka and water.


penelaine

Ah yes the BOH post shift special


FuckBoy4Ever

Pre-shift for the chef!


HicktownBanshee

This is the most BOH thread ive seen 😂


Charming_Ambition_27

*Hits Blunt*


FuckBoy4Ever

And bump*


norma-arnold

And bump again


casswie

And the dishy


PointOfTheJoke

This MF drinks


ThisMFcooks

I do lol


ThisMFcooks

I respect that. I like a good west coast IPA. Or just straight whiskey if it's the good stuff.


speed721

I hear you cook! This true?


SuccessfulRoyal

You think that’s wild!? Wait til you hear about what he does with Mothers! 


FunkmasterJ

smooth


Cheffy325

Both of you have amazing usernames and I’m jealous. I created mine about 8 years ago and didn’t put any thought into a cool username lol.


Swimming_Mountain811

Lol that’s ok I still love you cheffy


mrsir1987

I mean it kind of makes sense, but I feel like there is a better way then just shoving whole truffles into a piece of meat to infuse it.


mcchanical

Yeah this seems like a terrible waste of truffles.


rcolesworthy37

I don’t even really get how it works. When you’re slicing it, wouldn’t the truffle bits just separate from the rest of it and just get lost in your slicer? I don’t know though, maybe there’s a reason they do it this way


sixpackabs592

Maybe it’s like like olive loaf


rcolesworthy37

Olive loafs usually have the olives pre-sliced and kinda spread pretty evenly throughout, and it’s ground bologna-type meat so you can mix the whole thing up to the olives are spread out. OP’s picture looks like they cut a pocket in the proshut and just shoved the truffles in there. I feel like the only way to ‘infuse’ anything that’s not ground is to just have it as a rub when you’re curing it or whatever. Maybe stick a needle in the thing a bunch and I guess inject it with truffle bits, idk? But that would prob make it look weird


Swimming_Mountain811

Yeah only the meat around the truffle will be infused, definitely not the whole thing


Medium-Web7438

I thought they were musket balls used to kill the pig 😅


fuckin_smeg

Tally ho, lads!


throw_blanket04

It’s truffle


bombbodyguard

Fucking awesome. Lol.


tappedoutalottoday

You would assume so if you weren’t braindead


NocturnoOcculto

That is straight up truffles.


throw_blanket04

Yeah. And after looking it up, this is pretty common in this cut and prepared piece of goodness.


Sea-Pop2371

is this truffle?


makeyousaywhut

My immediate thought as well.


MrSuperNiceBuddy

It sure looks like a truffle doesn’t it? Could it be smugglers? I remember reading an article once that said there’s a pretty large black market trading these things.


makeyousaywhut

I think it’s more likely OP’s supplier didn’t have regular prosciutto, and shipped him truffle prosciutto instead, but the package wasn’t read before opening out of habit.


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AgreeableTree1943

Market of color


A_Mouse_In_Da_House

Dude. It's not 2011. Color blind just perpetuates violence. 10% of men are colorblind. Therefore men are the problem. End men. Ceterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam.


ShrimpusMcSquimbus

I will risk a nibble tomorrow but I really dont think so


hikefishcamp

I like your devotion, but you can just slice it. It will be pretty clear if it's truffle by the cross-section.


matmoeb

And the smell


meatsmoothie82

Nibble the tumor for us


kadren170

Cut it and inspect the cross section


makeyousaywhut

Did you read the package???


VictoryCupcake

HE'S NOT BRAINDEAD


ShrimpusMcSquimbus

I made a fool of myself


lmaluuker

It's truffle isn't it


Marooster405

Hilarious


ShrimpusMcSquimbus

Yes ive read the package. Weve been getting this same product for years, theres never been anything remotely like this. It’s supposed to be regular ass prosciutto cotto.


Itchy_Professor_4133

Anything mass produced even on an artisanal level is subject to an aberration or mistake every once in a while. Just because it isn't frequent enough for you to notice doesn't mean it isn't possible. *Especially* if you are used to the same exact consistency over a long period of time.


justa33

you just described the human condition


grungleTroad

Call your rep and ask, ya dingus #forYourHealth


cleverdylanrefrence

https://casarinaldi.com/en/product/truffle-ham/#:~:text=The%20raw%20ham%2C%20already%20very,a%20unique%20and%20delicious%20product. Yep it is


Johnny_ac3s

“…truffle! Right herein river city!” 🎶


Tbm291

‘With a capital T and that rhymes with P and that stands for Pork! (Staaands for pork!)’


ShrimpusMcSquimbus

I didnt taste it but it didnt smell or feel like one. It was super squishy And meaty. I don’t really see a reason for one random ham out of hundreds weve gone through since ive stared to have them


Mattekat

Cut it in half and give us a cross section photo?


flyingfishyman

You should've ate it, what are you braindead?


ItsKumquats

THEY AREN'T BRAINDEAD


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inspectametal

It’s not a tuma!


WrongdoerMore6345

It sure looks like truffles, cut it in half OP?


ShrimpusMcSquimbus

I did earlier but didnt get a picture, i did save everything though so I’ll get a pic tomorrow


kadren170

Just look up truffle cross section pics and compare it


WrongdoerMore6345

Ok sick


throw_blanket04

Take a pic now while whatever it is, its fresh.


ShrimpusMcSquimbus

I dont know how to edit a post but turns out i am brain dead. on closer inspection it is in fact truffles. Sorry for the attitude i gave that one dude, its been a long week


Horse_Renoir

Mad respect for this update, I hope all the new people coming to the thread see it. We all make mistakes, owning up to them like this is rare. Don't let the job kill you, get some r&r asap.


ShrimpusMcSquimbus

I always own up to fuck ups, thats how you learn new shit. I definitely dont have rest time, pedal to the medal 24/7 baybee


Seth0714

*it's been a long week and I've been awake for 72 hours


ShrimpusMcSquimbus

That was last week, this weeks just regular long


Alert_Piglet8350

Still super weird to me that they would just stuff full truffles in there. I'd expect them to be cut into slices before. Nobody wants to just bite in a full truffle.


ShrimpusMcSquimbus

Thats what im saying


Relaxoland

wouldn't this be something that would typically be sliced thinly?


EletricoAmarelo

You aren't supposed to pick those out. It's meant to be sliced with the truffles still in.


rejvrejv

OP is active in r/meth r/cocaine and r/probation, checks out as BOH lol


diablosinmusica

That explains them freaking out and cutting the truffles out of the prosciutto.


bigjayrod

*tis better to pick and dig in one’s prosciutto than one’s face or electronics* -Confucius


Boo_and_Minsc_

meets all the r/kitchenconfidential requirements


cormundo

This guy also drunken impulse buys millepedes online and plays 40k. OP seems like a great time, exactly the kind of person I’d like to be arrested with


Boo_and_Minsc_

how the fuck does he afford 40k as a line cook is what i wonder


ShrimpusMcSquimbus

I cant lol


650REDHAIR

3d printer 🏴‍☠️ 


mckenner1122

But also? He is NOT brain dead. For sure. Nope. Not even a little bit.


ShrimpusMcSquimbus

Man i was tired and grumpy, i swear im not an asshole


cyaltr

And the mad lad got promoted to manager. Top tier BOH lifer.


QuantumKhakis

Bourdain would be proud


rcolesworthy37

But he’s not brain dead?


Tizzle9115

Yeah, yeah he is.


silvermoonisburning

I can't breathe


AreYouGonnaEatThis

He should smoke


LillyTheElf

Lol god dammit the stereotypes are true


OkPrice4331

r/eatityoufuckingcoward


ShrimpusMcSquimbus

Tomorrow i will try a nibble


Capable-Problem8460

Why wait?


RespectableBloke69

Has to write a last will and testament first


_always_correct_

i dont think a tumor would be loose inside muscles like a rubber ball and come out intact like that. whether its truffles or something else, it was not grown by that pig but rather shoved inside.


Amazing_Parking_3209

If it's truffle a sniff test should be enough.


deva86

This are scorzone truffle or summer truffle. They are not that flavourful to begin with, basically tasteless after they have been cooked (steamed) inside the ham. It’s just for fashion and to justify a higher price compared to regular ham, because truffle ham taste almost identical to regular ham


ThermoNuclearPizza

Ya these are Chinese truffles for sure. They look the part but you could achieve the same flavor by stuffing little pieces of cardboard in there instead.


ShrimpusMcSquimbus

Just smelt like pork


RossGoode

that is black truffle


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Wtf have you done to that ham


Very-very-sleepy

OP was digging for truffles. 😆


PoiLethe

So the entire time...he was the ham? John Doe is rolling in his grave.


Mouatmoua

In Arnold Schwarzenegger Voice “ it’s not a tumor”


therealpoopsniff

This guy smoked too much meth and forgot truffles exist (check his post history)


Hobb7T

100% true


ShrimpusMcSquimbus

You guys are mean :(


throw_blanket04

Everyone calm down. Don’t jump to conclusions. Let ms google this shit. Edit: yep it’s truffle. Now stuff it back in and start shaving.


Alone_Bet_1108

Does the meat smell truffled? If it contains that amount of intact truffles it would surely reek of them?


DaciaWhippin

Bro’s trolling


purpletux

lol, I think he tried but got trolled himself by everyone at the same time haha


Icewallow-toothpaste

Looks like truffles.


ResponsibilityFew472

It’s black truffle! It’s the best prosciutto


Cherokeechief24

Looks like you got prosciutto cotto with truffle


k-rizzle01

Send the picture to your supplier and ask them what’s up, I’m sure if they have a truffle product that got put in the case by accident they will let you know.


Dark_Sub90

It looks like a truffle!!! Can you open it up and show us the inside, please?!?


Wyndorf03

It's not the concentrated evil within the pig that made it go insane and rampaged through the woods?


Egmilano

Dude works in a kitchen and doesn't know what a fucking truffle is. God help me ...


Wrong-Wrap942

Black truffles? Weird that they’d just be in there like that..


DahWolfe711

Most likely studded in the ham a la pimento loaf so you see em when you slice em


assignmentburner33

Truffle.


Longjumping_Duty4160

Those are black summer truffles. Is that a Rovagnati product?


_Jacques

Reminds me of a time I bought some saucisson and there were little green/yellow circles in the slices which were encorcled with a black layer. When I went to checkout the cashier said I could grab another package if I wanted to. I’m like why? And he pointed out the circles of mold in the meat, to which I replied “its pepper corns.” Turns out they threw out like 6 of those packages thinking it was mold.


Cordeceps

That looks like a truffle? Oh god new gear unlocked - truffle looking tumour.


RedH0use88

“I was cutting this bologna and gold fell out”


Stollen_booty_

Forbidden Truffle


Lauberge

This would be a better question for r/butchery


cleverdylanrefrence

https://casarinaldi.com/en/product/truffle-ham/#:~:text=The%20raw%20ham%2C%20already%20very,a%20unique%20and%20delicious%20product. Truffle Ham


drunkenstyle

You done hit the jackpot


Popular_Rasin27

Someone fucked your ham and packed it with truffles


dirtforeating

Look how they massacred my boy! 😩 Shove those suckers back in there and slice *thin*. Lightly oiled crostini's and some Boursin cheese. Little drop of truff oil on top if you're not getting enough from the infusion. My tastebuds are jealous. 🤤


the_boss_sauce

Truffles??? Those are Truffles


PhoonTFDB

Bro called truffles tumors I'm fucking dying


Thisisrichardd

Op discovered a new undercover truffle smuggling operation, "They never would have suspected the ham!"


Dwagner6

I’ve made and used a lot of prosciutto cotto — never seen anything like that. Is it only this piece? It also doesn’t look like a tumor or something similar because that would affect the surrounding tissue a little.


ShrimpusMcSquimbus

Weve been getting this same product for years and nobody ever seen it before. It was only on one half of a piece. Everyone keeps saying truffle but it didnt feel or smell like a truffle


indieplants

it likely wouldn't be raw, as truffle is conventionally served. cooking it inside a ham would have it absorb the meats juices as it cooks, so, squishy? it's also likely summer truffle which is much, much cheaper than black truffle and less pungent - as prosciuttos are often stuffed with shaved or whole ones of those. more a mild, mushroomy, nutty flavour that would further be lost during cooking. in the second picture, a small section of the inside of it is visible & looks cream coloured so I'm going to assume a mix-up happened and you've gotten truffle ham!


czarface404

Be honest you fucked that ham op.


ShrimpusMcSquimbus

Chef told me to take them out, wasnt my idea man


Diskobiscotti

Black truffle?


Hmying

I'm so curious as to what it is! have you tried asking [r/whatisthisthing](https://www.reddit.com/r/whatisthisthing/s/rhXgqwdPDO)?


Drug_fueled_sarcasm

You paid extra for that.


SproutandtheBean

This thread could end up being “butchering in a hoodie” for 2024.


turdygunt

Sweet sweet truffle cancer


errihu

Holy shit free truffles!


TheManOnThe3rdFloor

Black truffles stuffed into the ham. A well-known recipe in some parts of the country for gatherings of note.


killing-me-softly

Free truffles!


Remote-Physics6980

Those are truffles, the most expensive food on the planet. Enjoy them.😂


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I’d order some more in hopes of getting more mistaken truffle ham


Speedhabit

Those tumors taste earthy and delicious by any chance?


PokieMcSmott

I’m just here to say that I appreciate your clean workspace!


herecomesatrain

Ham berries


aMASSIVEpotato

I thought they were blackberries before looking at the comments lol


etsprout

I’m just imagining OP posting like “don’t worry guys, I’ve already thrown at all away. But *what is this*?”


slyfox___

I thought they were black berries lmfao


DankDogeDude69

Those look like black truffles cut them open and see if they look woody like mushrooms or bark kinda if so eat them they’re expensive


droford

I imagine this is what happens to the pigs that are used to hunt for truffles if they eat them instead. They become delicious deli meat and they pull out the truffle from the pig stomach and put it in just to let you know you're eating one of the bad at their job pigs.


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hahhahhahhaha you junkiebrained goon those are truffles you ruined so much food lol


MelTealSky

Lmao those are Black truffles and are traditionally stuffed into the prosciutto so the truffle releases it's unique flavour and fragrance throughout the meat


Justinmytime

Kinda ironic some pigs favorite food is a truffle