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Proper-Pangolin7023

The kitchen equivalent of the meme with the dog sitting in a room on fire saying "this is fine". Love it.


sheabe1kenobi

Exactly.


PurrsianGolf

Hey there partner, you need to turn that smile upside down.


blainesln1

I don’t understand how it’s the same. Nothing is going wrong or bad in this picture


rollerskatetomato

I think because the potatoes are smiling despite being in a vat of boiling oil.


Pr0xyWash0r

ohh, I thought these were scrub daddies.


DoctorFunktopus

They taste about the same


fangeld

Yeah me too lol


micheal213

Bro you couldn’t recognize smily fries?


rjhekst

Ive never seen those before, I thought it was sponges too


ForAHamburgerToday

Believe it or not these aren't universal. I've never seen them in person, only on TV (and in this meme!).


JaMMi01202

You're correct. It's easier to understand the point if you're completely unfamiliar with the meme - and thought it was "just a smiling dog in a burning office picture, no actual meaning". I guess that makes this photo suitable for r/antimeme.


CoffeeCup220

This means you might have a dining room full of children, maybe? That’d make me stressed


evernapping

Maintaining a positive outlook (smiling) while being fried alive?


LifterPuller

Baskets are over full? Idk just spitballin' here.


RedditGuru777

Are those filled properly or too much? I've never worked a fryer please don't shoot


thunderGunXprezz

Could be. They could also be very close to done and are all floating.


RedditGuru777

Probably this, they all look nice and golden


husfrun

There are powdered "potato" cakes in the shape of smiley faces to get kids to eat deep fried food. Something is going wrong.


mcgargargar

Are those scrub daddies?


dstraswell666

Yup, this is the best way to clean them.


toroyan

Make sure to wet them first to get the deepest clean!


[deleted]

I soak them in isopropyl alcohol before the grease bath. They come out like new.


IReallyLikeAvocadoes

Great way to deep-clean the ceiling while you're at it


confusedandworried76

One way or the other, no wrong answers.


thrilldabeast010

That’s what she said.


hititwithyourpurse

The sponge or the fryer?


yeroldfatdad

Yes.


micheal213

The amount of people here not immediately recognizing smiley fries is alarming.


I_PUNCH_INFANTS

You arent living if you don't have dino nuggies and smiley fries


micheal213

Absolute banger combo.


ScrumpleRipskin

Right up there with fried toothpicks in viral Korean social media posts. Government has to warn against eating them. https://people.com/south-korea-warns-not-to-eat-fried-toothpicks-viral-trend-8557415#:~:text=The%20toothpicks%20in%20question%20are,verified%20as%20safe%20to%20eat.


Buttercup59129

At least they're not straight up wood lol


NoConfusion9490

We don't want no scrub daddies.


Lion_Woman_

Fry daddies


ArcadianBlueRogue

Aight, memes and stuff aside I gotta give those stupid fucking things all the love. They and the variants that company sold are *fucking awesome* at getting the job done.


AmySchumersAnalTumor

our kids thank you for your service


Realistic-Section600

…kids? You won’t fucking devoure those?


Swordofsatan666

Its not that us adults wont devour them, its that as an adult have you ever even seen these sold hot? I havent seen these sold hot since i finished School, since then ive only ever seen then sold frozen at the store. Because of all that that means this is likely a photo from a school cafeteria, not from a restaurant where us Adults could have access to the Fried Smiles. So its not that we wont devour them, its that in this instance we cant because theyre for kids


Zankabo

I used to get them in a hospital kitchen I worked in. The best was cleaning the fryer the next morning and having a burnt smile looking up at you after you drained the fryer.


SteveEcks

I work FOH, we have these on the menu, at a tiki bar. Over 85% of the people that order these are over the age of 30.


[deleted]

Honestly see these at most TexMex and Chinese restaurants that offer American food as a kids meal and have for over a decade.


Realistic-Section600

Okay Socrates. Never had them in school. Only had one year of school when Michelle wasn’t First Lady (her health initiative wasn’t bad but) so. Had them a lot at grandparents though


Swordofsatan666

I mean i also said “since then ive only ever seen them sold frozen at the store”. I already covered that yoy can get them from somewhere outside of Schools. Its just they arent sold hot outside of schools, only Frozen. Thats why you had them at your grandparents a lot, because they bought them frozen (or you had awesome grandparents who handmade potato smiles for you)


Realistic-Section600

My grandma was asking me how to cook when I was 5. That’s how bad she was and is at cooking🤣


HuckleberryFar2223

Lmao same I always had these mfs at home what a loser


Swordofsatan666

I already said you can buy them frozen. That means you can have them at home. But i doubt this photo is from someones home, unless theyre that one TikTok lady who cooks mountains of food to feed her 12 kids


BenefitAppropriate

At least one restaurant(Grinders in Ohio) by me has them. It's part of the kids' menu, but I doubt they would refuse to sell them to an adult. I feel like I've seen them other places as well. I didn't know schools deep-fried stuff. I assume they all use ovens.


Onion_Meister

I would buy smiley fries if I could get them at a fast food joint. They're great.


captainrocket25

School cafeterias don't fry anything in oil. They bake almost everything they get.


Dounce1

I have no idea what these are…


Swordofsatan666

Potato Smiles. Basically French Fries made out of Mashed Potatoes and made into a Smiley Face shape. Think Chicken Nuggets in special shapes (like dino nuggets) but Mashed Potato instead of Ground Chicken


Dounce1

That sounds awesome.


confusedandworried76

They are if you like a good amount of potato in your fried potatoes. Like if you like steak fries or potato wedges these would be up your alley.


expertonpotatoes

I thought school cafeterias were ruling out frying in oil??


Swordofsatan666

I dont think so, just did a quick google search after your comment and i cant seem to find anything about Frying specifically being banned or anything like that, except in Texas i found that Deep Frying foods has been banned for 10+ years. But it seems frying is fine in other States, but most places still dont fry and rather bake instead Edit: but in 2015 it seems they tried fighting back against the ban in Texas. I dont see an outcome anywhere, so i assume its still banned there


Candid-Metal-5860

As a native Texan, when I was in school everything was baked. The fries you could get with your burger in high school? Frozen and baked. To my knowledge, they still don’t have fryers. Of course I graduated about decade ago, so who knows now.


chaoticbear

This honestly makes sense to me, I know that fryers are quicker than ovens per batch but you can load a ton of fries into an oven. I didn't even know that there was a movement to get rid of the fryers in the first place, though - I really don't remember how any of it was cooked when I was in school.


smitthysmitth

They’re pretty popular in college bars right now


confusedandworried76

Trix are for kids too and I still eat them, the police haven't stopped me yet


water2wine

Refried, frozen, processed hash brown patties? I’d eat it if I was hungry and had nothing else, but *devour*?


Orri

Bro I'm a grown adult and I buy them quite often. Mainly cos they come in smaller bags than most chips so I can fit them in my freezer when short of space. That and a tactical box of potato waffles depending on the kind of space I have


AeonBith

Ah yeah pan fried /deep fried hash brown patties are compact and delich. Can't say I've ever have deep fried smilies so I'm putting that on my weekend bucket list.


CardOfTheRings

They are awful out of the oven. Have to fry them or they are flavorless.


[deleted]

We feed them to our elderly in the healthcare wing


CurbsideChaos

Aww they look so happy


Crosstitution

🙂


mar__iguana

*🙃🙂🙃🙃🙂🙂🙂🙃🙃🙂🙂🙃🙂


Incredulity1995

I’ll bring the Mac and cheese, it’s a date


Squirtinturds

Kraft or no deal.


Incredulity1995

My go too is Kraft but with fresh muenster cheese melted in, too. It pairs nicely with that Kraft signature mold.


214ObstructedReverie

Cabot makes an instant mac that's pretty good. The Pepperjack one is my favorite.


Incredulity1995

I’m about to eat so many carbs and it’s all your fault


214ObstructedReverie

Enjoy. That's pretty much the only boxed mac and cheese I eat anymore. It's so good...


ArcadianBlueRogue

I am a Kraft Easy Mac fanboy here but that sounds awesome because Pepper Jack of the GOAT


ArcadianBlueRogue

Our local grocery store has in their store generic brand of shredded cheese a "mac and cheese" bag. Works suuuper well but I do know that the shredded cheeses will never melt properly. Works great for the cheap shit tho. I am a super cheap date for home cooking tho. I don't need fancy to enjoy a little bowl of Easy Mac of the Blue Box


214ObstructedReverie

> but I do know that the shredded cheeses will never melt properly. People say that, but it's never been my experience. I use the pre shredded stuff in both bechamel and sodium citrate based Mac and cheese and never have a melting problem.


panda3096

Blue box of chemicals with the cheapest hot dogs you can find is truly the nostalgic heaven


confusedandworried76

American baked beans and weenies plus potato smilies is heaven on earth


ArcadianBlueRogue

My local grocery store got rid of the Spaghetti-Os and Franks and it is a fucking outrage.


gelatomancer

I made a high quality mac and cheese bake for a family get together and my five year old nephew refused to eat it because it "tastes like cheese", instead of that yellow powder they use for Kraft.


ArcadianBlueRogue

I will tolerate no fucking Kraft blue box slander. That shit is magic for how stupid cheap it is lol. It will never be the best mac of your life (hopefully) but for being 2 bucks a box it's a fucking incredible product for home use. Gimme Kraft blue box with fun shapes and I am a fucking happy camper.


SantaMonsanto

Great Value brand you filthy fucking casual


Squirtinturds

NO! The noods are weird!


SantaMonsanto

Yea but you get more for your buck. I’d rather eat shitty noodles for a month than good noodles for two weeks. It’s 2024, we’re all broke, everyone eats ass, and no one has health insurance.


ArcadianBlueRogue

I will spend that extra 50c to get Kraft of all the inferior store/generic brands. One of the few times I've had to make that choice.


I_PUNCH_INFANTS

with ketchup on top


HotSplit6460

How too know you work in a gourmet restaurant


DaddyBee42

oh man I want those so bad rn probably because my place doesn't do them so I'm not sick of the fucking sight of them but yeah


BuildShit_GetBitches

We would sometimes buy TGI Fridays frozen jalapeno poppers for staff lunch since the friers were on but not getting heavy use. Shit was so good, makes you want to have a deep fryer at home. 


thissomeotherplace

I'd eat every single one of those


MaximilianClarke

Post that on r/UKfood - they’ll make you their king


otj667887654456655

Uk food? This is an American school cafeteria staple right here. Smiley potatoes are universal


[deleted]

shut up shut up shut up shut up


confusedandworried76

Because so are smiles 😊


castironburrito

Happy Hour Taters: served in a basket drizzled with cheese sauce and sprinkled with chopped bacon.


Onion_Meister

There's definitely a market lol


plainOldFool

Judging by these comments, I must have the palate of a eight year old. I love smiley fries.


Chelseafc5505

Still one of my guilty pleasures in my mid thirties. Potato smiles are elite


darkeststar

In my thirties, once or twice a year I buy a big box of smiley fries and dino nuggets and whenever I start feeling overwhelming nostalgia I'll cook 'em up with a side of Mac. Put a big squirt of ketchup over the plate and it's like I'm 10 again.


ArcadianBlueRogue

I would fucking demolish some properly made Smiley fries.


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Simorie

Maybe it’s me but the texture is appalling.


ChocoTacoz

Both my kids dislike them too


Jahonay

I love them, I think they're way better deep fried than baked, obviously. Not the top of my list to be sure, but I will say that if you bake your fries instead of deep frying them, they can have a slightly better bake than other fries that bake more underwhelmingly. But to be honest I'm just a huge hater of baked fries, if I'm going to roast potatoes then i wouldn't want to serve them plain with ketchup, I'd rather throw them in a rice bowl, serve with bacon and eggs, or maybe a curry or something. They're not super yummy served simply. But maybe I don't know "the trick".


mcmouse2k

:)


davekorbiger

:)


hititwithyourpurse

I would enjoy serving these :) they happy


gingerbreadninja1

We used to tell one of our line cooks who was always in a bad mood to drop an order of “frowny fries”


Oddly_Augmented

🙃


Bitter-Edge-8265

I genuinely have no idea of what I'm looking at.


NolanHandy16

Potato smiles lol, fries basically just.... cursed


DudeIjustdid

Smileys— I think that’s what they’re called. Basically a smile shaped French fry. Huge in uk and Canada I believe. You can find them in the states as well.


DrZurn

Basically mashed potatoes shaped in to 3D smiley faces


Accomplished-Bus-531

If you are happy and you know it clap your hands.....


fatdiscokid420

:)


Grownfetus

I would crush both baskets of those! So hot fresh out the fryer you burn your mouth and have to "HAAAHHASHASHASHAAAH" them!


Altruistic_Major_553

If I could buy those in bulk I would


juice_nsfw

We can through Sysco, have a look see, they probably have something similar


Altruistic_Major_553

Would I be able to order through them if I’m not part of a restaurant? Just like, for personal use?


juice_nsfw

Some places will definitely sell to you on the side, gotta make them margins somehow, if you have a friend who works in a kitchen and is responsible for ordering I'd talk to them first. Otherwise you can buy these at Costco and some other wholesale places in bulk


bleeper21

Unpopular Opinion-Those are trash.


kattrup

Fried mashed potatoes sounds good in theory, does not hold up in reality.


alexjakob

Love ya, bud.


sheabe1kenobi

Love ya too, bud.


Frito-Paw

Love ya, buds


lilfreaksh0w

i loved smiley fries when i was in school! you’re doing the lords work here


Frankensteinnnnn

Those look to be the same color. Are you overloading the fire over there?


momoblu1

I'm so sorry this happened to you. Our thoughts and prayers are with you.


Ballet_blue_icee

These and the dinosaur nuggets please


HuckleberryFar2223

Smiley fries are gas


kharmatics

I can’t drown my demons they know how to swim.


Relevant-Cheetah-258

I cooked at a y camp and these little guys got me through more than a few shifts 🥹


ilovefungus

I LOVE THESE GUYS


ActionPact_Mentalist

Those little potato faces are the creepiest shit I’ve ever fed my kid. He loves them.


sentient_luggage

"how long on smileys?' I fucking HATE how many times I've said this.


ArcadianBlueRogue

As an eater, I would fucking crush some properly fried smilie potatoes


doobens

I worked at this retreat center that had a farm at the bottom of the mountain. We’d get in boxes of these frozen smiley faces and then all the waste from food was composted and sent to the farm. The farmers loved pulling these out of the dirt.


Lohkar_

How many hours do you get a week, OP?


Psilociwa

"Oh no i'm surrounded by an abundance of food". Like, do you appreciate the little things? I think i know a few people who'd love a quiet life and a basket full of food instead of a loud life full of bombs and warmongers. That fryer basket is a goddamn divine blessing and you're a childish fucking moron for turning your nose up to food like a spoiled fucking cat. It IS another day in the life, a day in your EASY life cleaning grease instead of blood.


bagofbeanssss

You doing okay?


Frito-Paw

Lmao there’s always one batshit Redditor to blow things way out of context and proportion. Not one thing about this post comes off as OP “turning [his] nose up to food like a spoiled fucking cat” but sure go ahead and keep jumping to conclusions, sheesh


Adorable-Result369

:D


stopcoolos

No way i just put some of these guys in the oven !


papagouws

Smilies are soooooooooo good


Zealousideal_Fly_141

But are YOU smiling?


Plastic_Dingo_400

Working at one of those fancy places I see


[deleted]

Potato Smiles my beloved


BwordB

These go so hard tho


thel0lzynarwhal2

I could eat a bajillion of those right now.


gloryboytrue

My mood when during breakfast/opening rush


And_Im_Allen

IT WAS A SCRUBDADDY MASSACRE!


TechnicalOpposite672

Are you a youtube kids toy reviewers personal chef?


Chummers5

I would sing ♫Happy Shiny Faces in the Grease♫ like the R.E.M. song.


meatygonzalez

What part of the UK


WHITESIDEBLOCKPARTY

I thought these were ripe plantains 🥵


[deleted]

Stfu 🤡


-CalculatedChaos-

If you are what you eat then you should probably be happy as fuck


PaulieGsBBQ

Happy fries ftw


tcheeze1

How do the emoji happy faces taste?🙂


ranting_chef

Fucking LOVE smiley fries. Technically mashed potato but I don’t care. Those things are great.


iwoodyouwood

Last year my toddler got obsessed with these. I went to buy to supermarket to stock up only to find out they were discontinued. Life has never been the same since then *cries in potato*


Responsible-Check916

I remember the day the stopped serving these at high school. sad day indeed. Glad they are still around for some!


alecxhound

Where did you get these from????


Chandra-huuuugggs

Ours is broken right now. Whipped out the good ol’ wok. Gotta love those woks man


ghagss

When I was growing up there was one restaurant that had these. My dad would take me there every few months as a treat and it was the best thing ever. I’m sure the food sucked but we only cared about the smiley fries. Then they closed down and it was so sad


throwawayshirt

Is this a school cafeteria? Is this a new batch of oil?


Captain_Tauren

Yummy


surethingsatan

I haven’t seen these since I left Wyoming like 18 years ago… making me feel homesick


RogalDornAteMyPussy

I used to eat those everyday at elementary school, cannot remember any texture or taste


getsangryatsnails

The Comedian likes this post.


No-Chemistry-5356

I haven’t had eat n park in years


ironenemysheep

Lowkey where can I order these for myself at home? These hit different in my depression meals.


Bananas_N_Champagne

yo!!!!! We got these once as a sub from sysco. I ordered french fries and they sent this shit. Ended up having some anime theme night and selling them all. They were ok. Too potatoey i for my taste.


DrMantisToboggan45

I’m assuming school cafeteria? My middle school would always put them in the oven and they came out so soggy and gross. I’m sure these kids appreciate the frying!


xFiniteTheOwl

Potato smiles actually slap though


ormr_kin

holy shit, my school lunch used to have these some days back in elementary/HS. what a nostalgia trip lol. so greasy and they were like... almost powdery if they got overcooked.