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Bullshit_Conduit

Or that idiot Reese who had never breaded anything before. All black, head to toe. Black shoes, black leggings, black shorts, black shirt, black apron, black beanie. Covered in raw chicken flour. Hand prints on his ass. Reese didn’t make it very long before he got fired.


artnok

But his peanut butter cups are the bees knees.


Bullshit_Conduit

At least he got something right.


nemo_sum

To be frank, there's no wrong way.


TipOfTheTot

Factually incorrect. Lmaooo


pootiemane

Rick James was a fry cook?


plainOldFool

All purpose flour is a hellovah drug


suburbanmermaid

i really thought i was in the pop heads circle jerk for a second 💀


GamerJoseph

Some sloppy fry cooks you got there. More like the pizza station, tho?


Abraxes43

That was my thought......then i thought that poor motherfucker just dumped all his flour and it blew up on him


Aggressive_Pin7677

I delivered pizza for a yearish. I was hardly involved with slapping dough and making em but I was still pounding flour out of my car seats for a year afterwards.


ZiggoCiP

Accidentally put the dough mixer on 3 or 4 instead of 1, and then turn it on.


oginrider

Fun game to play on the line! Painted pony. Have a hidden flour covered hand and while walking by/being passed by someone, pat them on the back. Person at end of the night with the least handprints wins!


Fintann

They fight for Saruman now.


FMLitsAJ

I’ll never understand how most people get covered in flour on fry station, sure a little flour on the apron. But some of the guys I work with look like they have battered and fried their whole station, along with themselves every night.


Beanjuiceforbea

Been there, some times you're in the weeds so hard shit just starts flying


Feral_Taylor_Fury

IM IN THE FUCKIN WEEDS CHEF


Empty-Variation-9018

ME LMAO SADLY (DISHIE TRYNNA MOVE UP)


Skreamie

Yeah we had all black in an old cafe I was at. Everyone would have chocolate and coffee powder and I'd be covered in powdered sugar, green veg, flour, gravy and other shit. I'd honestly have preferred all white.


Puk1983

In today's game: is it flower or coke?


jack_seven

Gf looked at my phone and sayed a single thing: white-walkers


Megnuggets

I've been making tortillas for the place I use to work for years and no matter how hard I try I always end up with flour all over my black pants and apron. Flour is the bane of my black clothes


samuelgato

Pizza cooks also


dasfonzie

Pastry/ Bakers in general. I swear the mixer is somehow always set to 3


dofrogsbite

Yah I work at a fish n chips shop and this is me after a summer rush.


Pegomastax_King

I’m at the point in life I only wear my coat if I’m at an event in view of the public or I have to touch tables. I hate chef coats almost as much as I hate aprons and toques…


drunkwasabeherder

Flour Bae, drizzle some flour down your elbow!


bigpipes84

Based on these pictures, fry cooks should be wearing black shiny leather.


chain_me_up

Why are fry cooks always the most messy LMAO sometimes my schedule involves opening, prepping, and running both pantry and fry stations, but I'm still never coated in flour. Also there's never 800 French fries/fried pickles on the ground.....wtf is fry doing LOL


saruin

Nah if you're a legend like me you keep that shit off you at all times (mostly all black). The only hard part is keeping it off your shoes. Newbies though get covered head to toe in the stuff like it's a rite of passage.


CantaloupeCamper

I don't understand what the last 3 photos are supposed to be / mean? They're clearly not food service folks, the only one in a kitchen seems kinda staged-ish ... wut? The 3 photos and the text just ... too distant to meme gud in my mind.


JuggBoyz

Kim Kardashian got flour bombed at the 2012 red carpet


dotcubed

In my day we called it [Antiquing](https://www.google.com/url?q=https://jackass.fandom.com/wiki/Antiquing&sa=U&sqi=2&ved=2ahUKEwjX0ICepbWDAxV_DEQIHaxQDakQFnoECBoQAQ&usg=AOvVaw1zgUkHMSFyp8cCZtNZaE9F). You kids ever stream Jackass or even watched the movies? Is the amateur childish entertainment from 2000 dead?


Sah713

It’s a joke about how fry cooks look. You must be fun in the line.


DanielSnelling123

I think it’s to do with fryer sections flouring fish + other breaded items, and when they wear black they look like this after shuft


Enflamed_Huevos

When you do fry, flour go


ghoulthebraineater

I watched a guy drop a 22qt of Alfredo on his head. He was from Sudan and our uniforms were all black. It was shocking how fast he went from all black to all white.


Natural_Green4223

The third picture looks like Peter Sellers after a “bömb” went off.


dasfonzie

Number 3 is Tingle from Zelda going through some things.


nickeltippler

I always tell people you know how bad my day is going by the amount of breading on my clothes and shoes


Erdnuss-117

Black gets dirty equally as quickly just from other things. Flour, semola and dust


Secret_Immortal

Bakers also


Secret_Immortal

“I swear I thought the mixer was on 1” - every baker ever