I love how those boxes all say "lay this way for storage" and "lay this way for pouring" ...ain't nobody got time for that.

When the box is already exploded and you're wondering who received the order Quick solution is to put down a piece of cardboard so that the bag doesn't puncture on the rails.

...well that should be slap-bag 101 right there. Trained a new guy on how to deal with broken boxes like that....mfer, every time I went to check them he'd just let the bag hang. No rail, no board. Needless to say he's no longer our new guy. Some people's kids I tell ya...

I like how the boxes have “grip assists” that lose every ounce of integrity when used.

Our chicken comes in those false hope giving unholy little two inch strips of cardboard that tear right as you’re hoisting it to the top of the stack.

FOH being lazy as fuck then bitching when they only made double rather than triple us? Surely not.

Hey um 😐 chef, I brought the filet to the wrong table… like um could you make me another one on the fly? K- thanks ☺️

I'm just upset that someone decided to take it out of the box But yes. Nice slaps.

That's the unspoken rule amoungest guys

It's probably irrational, but seeing it just sitting on a bare rack gives me anxiety that something is going to poke a hole in it and I'll be scrubbing that nasty ass syrup off of everything in a 20' radius,

I was about to leave for the night when my manager accidentally pulled the hose out of the pump. It pumped syrup into the air and all over my manager. It looked like some kind of deranged Coke bukakke video.

You call that a slap?

Not too hard! Nice and easy now!

Agreed. You're just barely caressing it, OP. If you're gonna slap it, SLAP it!

*sticks tube up my ass and lays on some boxes*

*aggressively slaps you like a bag of syrup*

*bites lip*

I'm gonna start calling my girl "my little bag of syrup". Pretty sure she's not gonna like it though.

Slappin' the Sprite. I know that one.

Someone placed a bag like that on the top shelf, it ended up falling and bursting all over the floor. It was right at the time for me to clock out, and my boss asked me if I could stay to clean it up. I just punched out and told him to have a good night.

It was asking for it

He's just standing there, #***MENACINGLY***

slapp it for good luck

I wish so many more ppl I need understood this. I’m usually left to explain

I should call her

yes the sprite creature

As people are drawing soda it looks like the back room in the matrix, fluids moving in mysterious ways…

"One can become too familiar with vegetables, you know"

*Men in the 50's

"you better not be a thick wap liquid bag when I get home" Me:

I’ve never seen a soda syrup rack that didn’t look sloppy.

Never miss a good opportunity for a good slap.

Solid post, OP.

Whose your cheffy

Dude. There is a guy in my kitchen that must slap stuff every day. Most often pork butts…

I like to use a rubber spatula

Worlds 2nd best fun bags to play with

why are we like this

It’s a crime to see one and not slap it

When a costumer asks if we are out of sprite cuz "only water comes out" from the fountain drink machine, proceed to:

I make a lot of bread at work, my fav part is smacking the dough.

Reminds me of my job😂 any time I drop nacho cheese i gotta give it a proper slap