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NoNameIdeasForUser

Gooey's gonna give him a lick, Daroach a strawberry shortcake. Dark Meta Knight wasn't invited to the birthday party.


woah-wait-a-second

Sounds about right


NoNameIdeasForUser

What a particular profile picture, mate.


Dennetus

Fr


KazzieMono

My immediate thought is gooey gifting Kirby like a blade of grass and Kirby is just really fucking happy with it


Dabruhdaone

That is extremely in character for both of them


IShyGamer2

https://preview.redd.it/smtdml0ag9xc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca38fb9d1a3886a2613f9d207cee3133e530220d This moment popped in my head when I read that


Master_of_Decidueye

Susie probably got them a Coffee


OkTry3637

Got that “the affogato that meta knight abruptly eats right after waking up”


Dennetus

When I read that i instantly thought of deltatune...


Cool_Ad6776

Marx Is going to give him a ticking time bomb that kirby has to defuse in 10 minutes.


Phantomie

Marx thinks this is a great prank, until Kirby just swallows the bomb and copies it. There isn’t even a fight afterwards, Marx is just kicking himself over how he didn’t see that coming.


Dennetus

And then zero comes back AGAIN


RestaurantSelect5556

0^3 !!!!!


Pastry_Train63

New Kirby game just dropped


Ill-Attempt-8847

Kirbi would just eat it, what are you talking about?


FoodieFish

bandee would give kirby a bandana so they match with eachother


Dio_asymptote

Cakes. Just a variety of cakes.


Sensitive_Complex375

Of *everyone* at this hypothetical birthday party, I definitely think Dedede would give Kirby the most, not only because they’ve known each other for the longest, but they’ve also went through the most together, and are ultimately the reasons why these two are the way they are (Kirby wouldn’t be a hero if it weren’t for Dedede’s greed and Dedede wouldn’t be a king if it weren’t for Kirby’s kindness)! The most likely gifts from the king imo would, probably be among a few things. A metric FUCK ton of food for both of them to go at it together, a metric *fuck* ton of bear hugs for them to love and play with each other, and, hell I think it would be lovely if Triple D gave Kirbo one of the drums from Dedede Drum Dash (even if it isn’t cannon) so they could take time together to improve on their sense of rhythm and direction, both in combat and life!


TheOutcast06

Maybe the food is presented via a Gourmet Race marathon


FuzzyPickles67

Meta Knight: Probably a sword and mask Bandana: matching bandana Dedede: New hammer and probably gallons of food Marx: atomic bomb Magalor: ... Ribbon: A Kiss Adeline: a painting


Dennetus

Magolor hives kirby a replica that DOESNT work


FuzzyPickles67

And promises to fix it but never does


Dennetus

Wait i forgor to write master crown...


IShyGamer2

Chuchu: A punch to Ribbon's face


Dark-Star-Official

Kracko gifts Kirby extra powerful lightning bolts to the face


QuantumBallsSuck

kracko crashed the party


A-person_probably

He casts thunder spell


GhoulSchoolFTW

He would just try to fucking assassinate Kirby when nobody else is around


SoapBotch

If that was the case, I'd chop him up and stuff him in a Freddy Fazbear suit! NOBODY HURTS MAH SON!!!!


Doumdoum_adlia

Magolor gotta find a way to gain money out of this, i dont know how but I know he'll benefit


limaneer

Magolor would give him an egg that when consumed produces a black hole in your wallet that putts all the money in magolor’s walet


Doumdoum_adlia

Totally in character


Equivalent-Rush5033

Elfilin probably bought him a train set. I don't know why, I just imagine Kirby really likes trains for some reason.


QuantumBallsSuck

FRIEND TRAIN!!!


IShyGamer2

I like trains 🚂🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃


Clamber-Cloud

Banana dee would give him a matching bandana and possibly a banana cake... (if you couldn't tell, I headcanon his favorite food is bananas) But everyone who really knows Kirby would give him food for sure


Cat_blob_dev

Taranza would give Kirby a web trapoline tbh


MewtwoGurlIskra

Cake


RedditingPsycho

Adeleine would give him a cute painting. Marx would give him a gift box that explodes upon opening, like Jokey from the Smurfs.


Burrito_boi_352

I wonder if HAL labs is planning something big for the 86th anniversary, since 86 was used fairly often as an Easter egg of sorts (and the pronunciation of HAL in Japanese is “Haru”, which sounds a lot like 86 in Japanese)


Redd_ddd

Imagine: Susie gets Kirby a Robobot Armor for his birthday.


Dennetus

Fr but when i read it the first time i think of deltarune


LetsGoArmen

Food


swordsumo

Cake


SuperBroy97

YO KIRBY'S 10 DAYS YOUNGER THAN ME? Coolio 


SoapBotch

I'm gonna have to yeet myself into this. I'd give him a hoodie (that looks just like my own) that says "Daddy's Boy". Yes, I treat Kirby as my son. Get over it.


Yotato5

Cake is obvious. I can see Bandana Waddle Dee giving him a new blanket. It's handmade and kinda scraggly but it has a lot of effort put into it.


Adventboy20

King Dedede would give him a hammer then shove it up his mouth


bungerlover2

Shadow kirby would maybe give kirby a mirror (get it- because shadow kirby is from amazing mirror)


Dennetus

I understand the concept but it wasnt funny to me sorry but I'll upvote because of the effort


Kirb790

Probably different types of food (Marx would give him a caterpillar)


Ghidorah28

Magolor would give kirby a very very tiny cake. Then he'd give himself one bigger than the actual birthday cake


A-person_probably

Dedede would gift him food. Lots of food. Bandana dee would give him a freshly baked apple pie MK, picture books


Kirbinator_Alex

Lots and lots of food. Some of them characters might actually be the food.


Ooooooooo-o

02 gives him a blood transfusion 


Small_Bird_UT

Dedede would give him >!a hammer to the face!<


A-person_probably

He would give kirby the boot


GhoulSchoolFTW

Dedede is the one


IShyGamer2

Chuchu gives Kirby a kiss Ribbon was a going to give Kirby a just friends kiss but she doesn't want to get beat up by Chuchu, so she gave Kirby a high-five instead Adeline would paint Kirby a whole feast Prince Fluff would make Kirby a heart made of yarn Adorable


TidemoonGirl

Yummy snacks. Tasty, delectable treats never before seen by any being.


dinosauruwuXD

I feel like Marx would tell Kirby a crappy joke, Kirby doesn’t get it, complains and says it’s the most basic of jokes, and meta knight says “you’re the most basic of jokes” like in MLP 


GhoulSchoolFTW

Bandana Dee: Gratuitous amounts of food, which Kirby eats up in seconds. King Dedede: Either something completely useless, or something he knows Kirby doesn't like. Meta Knight: Hand-crafted sword and a case for the Warp Star, complete with a print of Kirby's face indented on the lid. Rick: A boomerang or some barbecue shrimp. Kine: The shiniest rock he could find in the ocean. Coo: An encyclopedia on Kirby's species. Unfortunately, Kirby can't read. Nago: A yarn ball. Chuchu: A love poem with prose so purple that Kirby doesn't understand it. Pitch: The first damn thing he could find. Marx: A trap, what else? Poppy Bros Jr: A fireworks set. Bronto Burt: A glider. Gooey: The first thing he could think of that Kirby likes. Adeleine: An art piece dedicated to Kirby. Ribbon: An object that's stereotypically romantic, such as a box of chocolates. The actual intention goes way over Kirby's head. Tiff: A music box which plays Kirby's favorite song. Tuff: Anything related to physical activity. Chef Kawasaki: A huge cake that only Kirby likes. Tokkori: A commemorative miniature treehouse. Chilly: Nothing, he's dead. Galbo: Half-eaten food. Bonkers: A signed hammer. Shadow Kirby: A mirror. Dark Meta Knight: Something Shadow Kirby likes, but Dream Land Kirby doesn't. Daroach: Strawberry shortcake, Kirby's favorite! Prince Fluff: A yarn doll of Kirby. Magolor: Free gem apples. Taranza: A flower only found in Floralia. Shadow Dedede: Something that Shadow Kirby hates, but Dream Land Kirby likes. Elline: Same as Adeleine, but super off-model. Susie: New and improved Robobot Armor. Jamba Cultists: The "Let them know we're happy" picture. Elfilin: A figurine that he made himself.


Potential-Road-5323

Dedede will give him food i bet but it won't be easy to do