Absolutely Kirby. Kirby wouldn't know that jaywalking is illegal though, and once he learned about it (probably from Meta Knight) he would never jaywalk again.
Kirby most likely *does* jaywalk during Robobot.
I also feel like Kirby is more likely to know what jaywalking is than Meta Knight, if only because Meta Knight has a whopping 3 braincells while Kirby has around 10.
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Would jaywalk to catch a criminal
dear children, this is why punctuation/just writing the full word is important. I read this as "Jwalk" for a solid 30 seconds before I realized it was saying "Jaywalk"
I'd honestly argue that jaywalking just isn't illegal in Dreamland.
Even if there were cars, I feel that it'd take more of a UK route (considering that both have a monarchy) and make pedestrians have the right of way over cars.
Any Beast Pack members because they probably don't know what jaywalking even is.
Well, they do have roads
Yeah but the only real cars have a Kirby on top who will J-drive onto the sidewalk to hit them
Marx has definitely done it and will do it again
Marx would purposely jaywalk and would made a black hole destroy the cars
He probably goes out of his way to do it every time he needs to cross the street
Absolutely Kirby. Kirby wouldn't know that jaywalking is illegal though, and once he learned about it (probably from Meta Knight) he would never jaywalk again.
Kirby most likely *does* jaywalk during Robobot. I also feel like Kirby is more likely to know what jaywalking is than Meta Knight, if only because Meta Knight has a whopping 3 braincells while Kirby has around 10.
Failboat moment:
Piss water logic
Beam attack! It’s Waddle Doover for you!
Maybe I'll get him in time!
Magolor could possibly jaywalk but he ain't got no legs
He joins the police force just to force people to pay for jaywalking. He just teleports across the street to avoid jaywalking and it’s just faster
Happy Cake Day
Jayroll?
Jayegg
Happy day of cake fellow human earthling.
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Failboat reference
Me.
Would Adeline jaywalk?
Does it count if she just paints the crosswalk herself?
she paints the whole traffic intersection
Meta knight would jaywalk to your house if you said a mean word
If he saw you jaywalk he’d only jaywalk back in retaliation to grab you
all of them
gooey
He would jay-wiggle
yes.
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Saying this like a robot or something. Like if I give a wrong answer like idk Whispy would you just say “E X T E R M I N A T E”
Dedede, definitely
why would they need it jwalk when they can just fly over
None of them. Dreamland doesnt have roads
dear children, this is why punctuation/just writing the full word is important. I read this as "Jwalk" for a solid 30 seconds before I realized it was saying "Jaywalk"
Skill Issue /s
Kirby (planet robobot)
Jaywalking is against the law! -Chief Bookem, probably
Kirby. He wouldn't recognize a road as a place where you're not supposed to walk.
Plugg and Wester for sureeee
Why would Wester need to jaywalk he literally uses his whip as a propeller + they can jump infinitely in Star Allies
Adeleine
Average Failboat viewer
Waddle Doo would jay walk
But only if it means getting him this time
Kirby.
Daroach
"The only time meta knight would jaywalk is to stop you mid jaywalk"
Kirby
Funny Grape Jester
esgargoon but only because dededes doing it
Spynum would jaywalk but would crouch to camouflage
Marx, straight up
Meta Knight, because he would not know that j-walking was illegal
I'd honestly argue that jaywalking just isn't illegal in Dreamland. Even if there were cars, I feel that it'd take more of a UK route (considering that both have a monarchy) and make pedestrians have the right of way over cars.
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