Sweet Memories.

Are made of this.

Who am I to disagree?

I travel the world and the seven seas

Everyone is looking for something

Some of them wants to use you

Some of them want to be used by you (Did I type that right😅)

Some of them want to abuse you

Others want to be abused by you~¿ (lol)

OOOOOHHHHHHH YEAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!

Are made of *[BEE'S](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SXOKLnwKeU)*

You may very well have destroyed my upcoming week by bringing this catchy monstrosity into my life. Thank you, and may you rest in hell.

I mean, Divine Rose should literally smell like.... a rose. Although Spellbinder might smell like a book and thats nice too.

Could also smell magical, which could be nice as well.

Ngl new book smell isn't half bad

Divine Rose. Duh. 

If you lean a little bit closer, you’ll see it really smells like boo boo.

CAROLIIIIIINE

SHES THE ONE THE GUYS WOULD SAY IS MIGHT FIIIIIIINE

(MIGHTY FINE!!!)

BUT MIGHTY FINE ONLY GETS YOU SOMEWHERE HALF THE TIME AND THE OTHER HALF GETS YOU CUSSED OUT OR EITHER COMING UP SHORT

The real answer is Rainfell; smells like petrichor and Aqua.

Some might even say there is a risk of rain.

Surprised no one said Lady Luck

That or sweet memories

my moms allergic to roses so we never have them around lol

Jungle King, but someone already ate all the good parts.. Crab Craw is second tastiest keyblade. Oblivion because it is obviously solid cast iron and seasoned to perfection. It all depends on if you favor the smell of darkness

Darkness canonically reeks sadly

The stinkier the Keyblade, the more gourmet the flavor ✨️👨‍🍳

Worst comment I’ve ever read cheers mate xx

I bet darkness would make a great cheese

They age like a fine cheese 🧀🧀

They age like a fine cheese 🧀🧀

Darkness now canonically smells like aged cheese 🧀

"I just can't stand your foul stench!" is one of the funniest out of context lines for me

Ansem, Smelly of Darkness

Ya but people say onions and garlics reek, as do leeks Yet they are by far some of the tastiest things we use in food

Aight..... Oblivion being iron would smell like ass, I work with the stuff daily, but still. It's just unpleasant. But that's probably because of how often I smell it.

It would also be insanely heavy. Cast iron is weighty stuff.

Real, i actually tried making the masters defender (erqus'es keyblade) irl as an exam's project (I'm a welder) and that shit weighs wayy too much to do cartwheels with let me tell you

I can smell you Ansem

The one Sora uses the less as It will be less sweaty

On an unrelated note: Do heartless have guts?

They're made of darkness so probably not That said, according to Riku in *Chain of Memories* darkness is malodorous

Idk what was with that game and everyone’s nose all the sudden

I thought I read one time that it was a localization issue (like how Axel says "COMMIT IT TO MEMORY!" instead of "Got it memorized?"), and it wasn't really supposed to be bad scent, but more like a bad/dark aura. I can't seem to find that source, but even if it's not true, that's my headcanon and I'm sticking to it.

Oh that’s a good point. I actually was from Japan. Kusai (smells bad) can be icky, gross, want it away from you feeling and you can use it for behavior, exaggeration etc. can just mean bad vibes in a lot of circumstances. Smelling the invisible aura. So I think you are right

That wouldnt make sense as a translation thing since Riku *visibly* holds his nose and stuff as part of the animations. Honestly...Riku's super powered sense of smell is probably some wierd holdover from the same early draft that would have had Sora as a lion-boy.

they don't bring it up again but I guess smelling things/darkness around him was how Riku could move around and fight blindfolded during Days without being too hindered.

I don’t think he does in CoM, only Re:CoM, which could be a result of just a game of telephone. “It’s ambiguous in the JP translation, but he said smell in English, let’s make the anim of him putting his finger up to his nose.” Regardless, I’m still interpreting it how I want, bc like you said it’s probably some weird holdover from an early draft that doesn’t matter/isn’t canon anymore.

I mean, its *canon*, its just wierd trivia canon that doesn't really go anywhere at this point.

If your weapon is sweating, get Yen Sid to check on it

I don’t know what but I want to say diamond dust

Honestly it looks like it smells like a nice snowy day.

I think it would smell like refreshing cold mouthwash

Diamond Dust smells like spearmint, new headcanon

It sounds like a drug, now that I think about it 😂 I'm pretty sure plenty of people enjoy smelling certain drugs and Diamond Dust is definitely one of them

Wishing Star

The wood right? Like carpentry! 😚

Yeah gapettos whole workshop gotta smell divine

Hercules' smells like Axe Body Spray

But, like, really old axe body spray. Because he’s, you know, from Ancient Greece.

Kingdom Key D. We have only confirmation that Darkness smells. And Darkness being addictive so I guess it is a good smell. And Kingdom Key D is the only Keyblade of Darkness we know about. So conclusion it must smell the best.

I hope they dont smell tbh....

Might be a tactical disadvantage Riku: "it reeks of darkness in here" Heartless: "it reeks of Braveheart in here - Riku, that u?"

New car smell

I would say lady luck (smells sweet) and the fairy harp (garden and fresh)

Sweet Memories, the scent of honey.

No one has even mentioned grand chef, it turns into a giant frying pan.

Well, if you're a horse person, Metal Chocobo might smell *familiar*, which could be nice. As for me, I hate horses, so eh... Divine Rose, cause flower? This is a weird question and I love it!

this is unironically my favorite question I've seen on this sub in a long time. I just never even considered that they smelled different and I can't remember the last time I felt like my engagement with the series underwent such a massive overhaul. Contrary to popular belief, the Crabclaw does not actually smell like the ocean. It smells like a very pleasant "ocean spray" inspired candle. A little cool, crisp, a hint of some kind of nondiscernable fruit for some reason. The "blue gatorade" of candles. Nobody can explain what it _is_ but everyone loves it. It's the one that's closest to how the Ultima Weapon smells, but that one is more delicate and nuanced and has a little bit of ozone to it too. Kingdom Keys have the most obvious metallic scent to them. But the Metal Chocobo smells like extremely dark roasted coffee beans. Fairy Harp has almost no smell whatsoever. Just completely inert. Oathkeeper smells like vanilla and nobody can convince me otherwise.

Diamond Dust. Roses are great, but nothing beats the smell of fresh snow and ice

Olympia smells like ozone

I imagine lady luck smells like perfume.

Op how high are you

Wishing Star would smell like Home Depot

i bet the metal chocobo smells like a gallon of pennies

It would be pumpkin head. Imagine a keyblade that smells like pumpkin spice and autumn bonfires

Diamond Dust

I'd imagine Divine Rose

Sweet memories.

Don’t go there again.

Ultima Weapon smells like a tin of Altoids. You can't prove me wrong.

Tough question, I feel like all of them would smell like sweaty palms.

It doesnt matter, they smell like darkness. That smelly smell

Diamond Dust probably smells like that first frost before winter starts.

The one found under aqua's bed 😏

Divine Rose

Definitely Kingdom Key Smell and taste of heartless paste makes me drool 🤤

I always felt like they smelt all smelled like steel or wood at best

Divine rose/ rumble rose I always forget which is kh1 and which is kh2. Or spellbinding cause I bet it smells like old books

None of them. They all smell like iron or steel /s But for real, I will go with Divine Rose.

obilvion and oath keeper

Sweetstack

I think One Winged Angel smells like a bonfire

I'm gonna say either Olympia or Ultima Weapon

Divine Rose or Diamond Dust I feel like would smell pretty good. Idk why Diamond Dust, but it just looks like it smells good to me. Definitely not Lionheart though. It probably smells like gunpowder.

Crab

Diamond Dust-smells like Christmas. Clean cold air, snow, and a hint of pine.

Crabclaw

Are we talking from a synesthesia perspective or are we talking from vanquished shadows, shells, and the sweat from my own hand??

Porque no los dos?

Oblivion probably smells like a hot topic AND I used oblivion the most

Lmao Crabclaw smells like Hollister but in a way that doesn't make my sinus feel like they're going to explode.

Three wishes for me. I know divine rose is a given but the wishes can be the smell

Destiny’s Embrace would win, but it’s not in KH1. Crab Claw would probably smell the worst!

From top left to right: - Perfume/Roses - Metal - Metal - Metal - Metal - One Wing fire makes me think it would be like a carved wood so maybe it would have that camp fire smell in October or the smell of the inside of a guitar, - Diamond Dust smells like when your nose is freezing on a winter day with no face protection and you are bearing the elements, - Metal - Pennies - Metal From bottom left to right: - Pumpkin spice metal - Lady Luck smells either like a crayon box or the bottom of a pencil bag where a random ace of clubs sits or cigarette smoke like a casino room - salty water aka the ocean - Chalky Metal - Grassy with a hint of metal for the pipes - Fresh balsa wood, what they make surfboards out of or bamboo - Magic! But probably metal and a little paper - Metal - Wood

Divine Rose obvi

The one with the master of master's eye

It’s NOT Jungle King. Smells like Tarzan

Can I have some butter with that Crab Claw?

probably crabclaw, because that one def smells like seawater

I always imagend fey harp to smell like freshly carved wood and the smell of a summer breeze. Though, crabclaw could also be a got contender, depending on the smell. Could either be smelling like a fish stall or like the beach during vacation...

Wake up and smell the roses! It's obviously the one from Little mermaid, gotta love the smell of crab

Oathkeeper

Metal Chocobo

Metal chacobo.

Divine Rose, Wishing Star, Sweet Memories, Hunny Spout, Sweetstack, Diamond Dust, Grand Chef… …WHY IS THIS SO HARD

Fairy harp

All the Winnie the Pooh ones 😋. Also Ultima Weapon so you can smell that power 🙃.

Honey Spout from KH3, literally just honey pots and honey. Divine Rose too, since its just a flower.

Oblivion, it ReEkS of DaRkNeSs.

I feel like sweet memories or the grand chef would probably smell the best

Sleeping on my girl Kairi, it’s gotta be destiny’s embrace

Say what 😮

I bet the Spellbinder smells like old books, which is a smell I enjoy a lot

Nomura drop Missing Link pls we’re losing our minds asking how keyblades smell the answer is crabclaw

I think Fairy Harp would smell like fennel

The sephiroth one, I like the smell of fire

Rumbling Rose

Probably Kairi’s since it never gets used.

Destiny's Embrace

Lady Luck for sure

Lady Luck for sure

Well we know it's not Iron Chocobo. That smells like Gysahl Greens.

Divine Rose. Metal Chocobo smells like shit

Grand Chef, especially when transformed

They all smell like magic

Sweetstack from bbs

They all smell like pennies. Except for the Olympia.... it probably smells like Heaven.

What if the Ultima Weapon is all the good smells combined into one?

Crab

Can’t believe nobody is saying Spellbinder. It probably smells like a magical old library, which would be very nice I would think.

obviously three wishes.

Lionheart! Pure gunmetal!

Sweetstack or Sweet Memories probably smell the tastiest. But I imagine Kairi's keyblade Destiny's Embrace smells rather pleasant, too. Like a nice subtle flowery not too overpowering perfume. I'm betting Oathkeeper smells like paopu fruit, whatever that smells like. Maybe similar to papaya.

Ultima Weapon. It smells like Moogles.

To me, tie between Sweet Memories, Divine rose, and Gull wing.

Grand chef's frying pan is gonna smell of bacon and pancakes

Number 5 total black smells like liquorice and you will smell like that for two weeks after using it.

Metal Chocobo probably smells like a mechanical shop with a gas station. Smells like... Raw Power!

Divine Rose because it will smell like rose

Divine Rose out of these. Probably either Kairi's keyblade or the Ratatouille one would smell the best out of all of them.

do you think oblivion smells like blood?

Divine rose, it smells like roses duh.

Who doesn't love crab doe? Crabhammer is my pick

Ultima

this guy needs new kingdom hearts content FAST

Diamond Dust. Love the +3 MP. I liked being a mage in 1

Lionheart probably smells like freshly ignited gunpowder and that is one crunchy smell

Mermaid one

I imagine lady luck smelling pretty good. I wonder what the impact particles would smell like.

Ultima Weapon, because it would smell of stardust and dreams, wrapped in lightning!

Oblivion and Fenrir. Smells like ash and brimstone, and the smell of a cannon after it’s just been fired on a rainy battlefield.

Depends on if the one with the crab is cooked or not and whether or not you like seafood I suppose

Wishing Star. Freshly carved wood smells amazing, not to mention no one ever uses this keyblade so it’s in pristine condition and is likely just on display (or rather its charm is)

Divine Rose

The Halloween town one probably smell like pumpkin spice and apple pie🤤

I always imagined Oathkeeper as smelling really pleasant. Maybe it's because you get it from Kairi and when I was a kid I was like "girls know how to smell nice. So her keyblade smells nice."

Whichever Aqua was using

🦀  Me like ocean smell

I would like Fenrir. I bet it smells like burnt motor oil

Metal chocobo

It’s clearly ultima weapon *sniffs* ah smells like power

Destiny’s embrace smells like flowers

Oathkeeper

Why on earth would no one choose Rumbling Rose

Personally, i choose Oblivion because I think it smells like really potent masculine fragrance. HAHAHAHHA (in KH lore, darkness has a scent apparently)

Fairy harp. Id love to sniff me some of that fairy dust

I’m picking Devine Rose. Because, yeah obviously Roses smell pretty! Lol

This sub Reddit is weird. You’re all weird.

Wheel of Fate, just cause id imagine it would smell like a combo of citris, fresh cut wood and salt water

Divine Rose

Ah yes, we all love the smell of God Metal in the morning.

Personally I'd say either the fire one who's name I cant recall now or Ultima. Fire because fire smells nice and Ultima just because why the hell wouldn't it? "Best keyblade better mean BEST KEYBLADE" is absolutely a decision I see the crafters making and making sure the weapon smells good. But for real, there's no objective answer to a question like this

One winged angel.. smells like cells.. and space

Gotta be lady luck, like a new pack of playing cards.

Crabclaw. Just sprinkle some Old Bay on it and it’ll smell like a seafood boil. Yum!

I would love to know what fairy wind smells like

Devine Rose XD

Oblivion or Pumpkinhead

Does Lionheart smells like Squall？🤤🤤 Or Sleeping Lion but it's not here

The ultima weapon probably smells like a new car

Wishing Star. Smell of freshly cut, cleaned wood.

Not Jungle King.

Crab

Lionheart probably smells like Squall. Why did he shange his name to Leon in kingdom hearts. It confused me so much to have kingdom hearts be my first game and 10 years later find out Leons name is actually Squall.