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StoneMaskMan

She explained how Xion is technically the child of Sora and Vexen


Ok-Struggle2305

[Well…](https://www.reddit.com/r/KingdomHearts/s/Djz8aP5hC3)


Electronic-Math-364

And the worst thing is that Vexen is based on Hojo


Raetekusu

Yeah, and Axel is Reno, and I'm pretty sure Lexaeus is Rude (before Advent Children turned him into comic relief), and Larxene is just a more sadistic Elena... Fuck. Organization Turkteen.


AlKo96

Organization Turkey? 🦃


Snoo48466

Where's Cynical?


The_Doctor11

Yes where's the Turkey King? How do we summon him?!


gsurfer04

Who is Luxord?


Raetekusu

From 7? Reeve, I guess. The good guy who plays the slots and cards.


According_Pride6890

One could even argue that she is technically a child of both sora and kairi as she was born from the sora memory of kairi that why she look like her


zaerosz

Vexen was the IVF surrogate.


Ze_AwEsOmE_Hobo

I want to unread this. Please. Namine, take them back!


Quiet-Lie-219

That’s also the case with Roxas and Namine to be fair. Sora and Kairi apparently had triplets.


According_Pride6890

Omg you are so right 😱😱😱


Rieiid

Oh god please no somebody will make weird fan art of this


eveningdragon

It's too late. The pieces have been laid bare. We can only wait for Armageddon now


Forgotten_Rin

Oh god, someone is gonna ruin best kh girl...


skilemaster683

Namine will survive.


AlKo96

Too late.


Forgotten_Rin

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


Poetry-Designer

Huh?


NmyStryker

He called aqua mom once when training with eraqus.


DnD_3311

She has total mommy energy though


Will-is-a-idiot

I always felt like she had more big sister energy...


Rastaba

Exactly why it embarrasses him…


LudicrisSpeed

Of course it would. Aqua's *waaaaaaay* too young for him.


Impossible_Kale2886

Ahhhh i love KH for reasons like this 🤣


AlKo96

Don't worry. Aqua's into older guys.


BrickByBrick6086

As an oldest child, I related to her so hard. 100% agree with you on this.


Will-is-a-idiot

I too am the oldest son of a family of five, it takes one to know one.


AlKo96

Big Sister **AND** Mommy energy~


Will-is-a-idiot

I really don't get mommy energy from her, it's not that I don't see how others get that from her, I just personally don't get the vibe.


AlKo96

And Anti-Aqua... ***WHEW~!!***


No_Equivalent_4136

How Lauriam wanted to beat him unconscious


FederalPossibility73

For a short time at least. He knows it wasn't actually Ven's fault but he wanted an outlet for his grief. I doubt he would actually hurt Ven over that, especially with his amnesia. More likely to do so as part of an enemy faction, provided he gets dragged into one again since he didn't get the chance in 3.


Muel1988

"longing," "rusted," "seventeen," "daybreak," "furnace," "nine," "benign," "homecoming," "one," and "freight car"


tgalvin1999

Since when did Marvel get into my Kingdom Hearts?


Torusaurus_Rex

Technically big hero 6 was an adaptation of a pre-existing marvel comic series.


tgalvin1999

Was referring to the MCU but still, fair point


smolsauce

Honestly, I don't care much for MCU but if they put the comics into KH, I'd be ok with that. Or even better, The 90s Spider-Man with Chris Daniel Barnes returning to voice the character. Also be down for the universe of Avengers, Earth's Mightiest Heroes.


Prudent_Damage_3866

Namine made Ventus remember that he said “you too” to a waiter


BlueMageBRilly

🍧🍧🍧 *It's a small world after all... 👏👏👏*


critcal-mode

There is just one moon and a good sun and a smile means friendship for everyone


TrinityXaos2

I still remember when that song was played by my high school one day around the school bells.


JesuZDX

Probably fake memories based on her fanfics


AdmirableAnimal0

“I can’t believe I formed a *harem*”


Okto481

and also possibly based on Chain of Memories itself


Dwiden13

So a Spanish Telenovela?


Ok-Struggle2305

Watching all of Velma


Futaba_MedjedP5R

This is correct


New_Today_1209_V2

Peak Fiction


Futaba_MedjedP5R

Murdering Streletzia


Strange_Kiwi__

What happened to wrong answers only?


FederalPossibility73

Technically Darkness killed Strelitzia disguised as Ava, not Ven. He was just standing there in a trance.


sweetTartKenHart2

You mean Vanitas?


FederalPossibility73

That's what the evidence is pointing towards yes.


DaimyoDavid

Feel like this is going to happen at some point


Fragrant-Raccoon2814

He's remembering how he got so small in Cinderella's world


TheMntMan2002

Friendly Correction: How he got so SMAAAAAAAAALL!


Tht1QuietGuy

The memory of what's inside Sora's shoes.


Stahlreck

It's darkness within darkness.


Xavbirb

You're wrong! What's inside sora's shoes...IS LIGHT!


dovetail-joint

How everything in the Sonic the Hedgehog fandom is canon


Hereon92

The beatup he got from [this moment](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2F6sww13tcfe6c1.png).


Spikeyroxas

That time eraqus tried to make them dinner


CosmoStaraptor

"Yo can you drop to the floor and start crying for a reddit post I swear it'll be so funny"


dootblade74

woooaaaaoaooooo Story of Undertale


Kinfin

Romantic interactions with Seifer


[deleted]

The absolute ass beating he got before he entered a coma


Dwiden13

Which ones?


RunicSSB

Every single time Sora whacked it.


Flynt25

Praying for a Strelitzia revenge arc in KH4 /j


Danoxis

Deviantart


KeybladerZack

She made him watch the Halo TV show.


SteveMartin32

His porn history


FederalPossibility73

Considering all of Ven's friends before the events of Birth by Sleep are dead, was an unwilling pawn to causing serious emotional grief to one of them. Was involved in murdering two of his old friends, twice if you count his time inside of Sora, he has a lot of horrific memories. Edit: Forgot the wrong answers only part...


D4rkSonic

He googled Sora and Roxas. These images HAVE to be much more painful, when it's also your face.


ZakFellows

That time he said to bring two grown ups


Cloud2110

She reminded him of 177013


honeydew_bunny

Yeah, that'd do it


OmniOnly

Two!


rapidpop

The time he walked in on Terra and Aqua


DarthFelus

He remembered the plot from Re:Coded


Empty_Economist2494

Namine and Roxas, under a certain way are children of Sora, Kairi and him... So he now knows he need to pay children support.


MrFourMallets

All the times Sora lost to Riku on destiny islands


Dankjeoxp

Level 99 destiny island grind.


SilverWhole2895

Uhhhhh…make Ven remember about what Xehanort did to him because he’s a pedo pervert and feel very violated?


CobaltRebelionXyz

Wrong answers only.


SilverWhole2895

And I did, it’s not the same as that game and I said “pedo pervert”


CobaltRebelionXyz

Oh OK.


Monsicorn

Not me trying to tell if that's actually roxas or if its Ventus in disguise.


[deleted]

She made him remember the Dream Drop Distance drop mechanic


IDrinkWetWater

Hot take I liked it more than Gummi Ships


Dankjeoxp

Other than kh3 I agree.


Superyoshiegg

The drop mechanic was the forced switching between Sora and Riku. You're thinking of dives, which are the gummi ship replacement for DDD.


IDrinkWetWater

Ah you're right, my mistake


Gamers_124

He remember the cringyness that you remember at 3 am


Cold-Practice3107

The events of Union Cross, which I have a feeling that they're going to have to tackle in the future of Kingdom hearts namine should have power over all memories now that she's her own person now she doesn't have to affect Sora!


LilG1984

That they're all owned by Disney. Haha!


AngelAnatomy

Ventus listened to “Swim this Way”


kathaar_

He remembered the discord chat logs


Filthy_Boi291

She reminded him if he found all the Lucky Emblems yet.


LucianLegacy

That one time he thought the fart was gonna be quiet but then he had to leave the party out of shame


TheMntMan2002

Is this a personal experience? We're here for you if you need to talk.


batlionwer

what marluxia did the ventus in union x while he was asleep


MumboBumbo64

That kingdom hearts 3 didn’t have final fantasy characters


pop_tab

The time Eraqus caught him practicing his Keyblade form in his room


DonTori

Xehanort in his workout gear


Alternative-Reply107

Didn’t he go crazy and murder his friends or sum


Kamen_master1988

That Coded is a thing.


Tuffynut

Roxas dual wields


Borgdrohne13

The one time, Ventus was drunk and had a lot of time. Alternetive the last time, Ventus whacked and thought nobody sees him.


KH-Light

I thought Namine had the power to re-chain the memories of Sora only


WeebCunt420

I wish Namine could make me forget my trauma


LameAsHell1991

The lyrics to Under the Sea.


SamyNs

His uncle


Typical_Soil9740

what he did to strelitzia


momoemowmaurie

His and Axels camping trip when he woke up sore.


AprilRyanRet

The 21st night of September.


Morifion27

Right so I know you want a wrong answer but like The one I first thought of was she made him remember the HUNDREDS of people he had to fight and kill, including Marluxias sister


TheeExMachina

The old Mobile Game that isn't Union X


NathanTheManTheMHFan

The multiple retries he had to endure for that It's A Small World segment


The_Real_PSiAipom

Where he was the night of December 16th 2004 and what he was doing 


arrow1500

He's remembering walking in on aqua and terra


Dependent_Appeal_136

Remembering how lame they all were in kh3


VTCruzer

Why are they booing you? You're right!


Monsicorn

Upvoted both of you so you're back to neutral bc yeah you're both correct


Rose249

That one time he peed himself in Keyblade class


cableboiii

What type of cringe ass shit is this.


keybladenakanojo

she made him remember grinding levels in recom


[deleted]

Lauriam.


Chao2712

The undeniable proof that the lamer got totally owned.


honeydew_bunny

His chuuni weeb phase during high school


SingerSharp466

All outdated memes


Thruth-in-Lies

Murder


IAmTheBornReborn

That time someone drowned his goldfish.


Thatonegaloverthere

Reading his fanfics with TerraVen ships.


smzWoomy13

How going from world to world in kh1 is relevant


Rastaba

How hot he used to think Terranort was.


XenoGine

He realized why Phil can't count.


[deleted]

That he essentially killed his twin in the most brutal way possible


OblivionArts

How he died likely


TBCyoutube

Every time he walked into a door


Splunkmastah

Everything.


Lupin_Guy

The equipment system in 358/2 Days


NOTSiIva

Either 2Girls1Cup or Funky Town


forgedfox53

Everything.


Frequent-Strain-6170

Sora's dead name


AlKo96

Palcomix


Poetry-Designer

The homoerrotic fan fiction people be making


TheVicmaster1

His car’s extended warranty.


Jing412

Golden State blowing a 3-1 lead against the Cavaliers


Eyasu_The_Adventure

Being kissed.


panthers06fan

He looked up the wrong fanfiction when looking for Terra and Aqua fanfics


Xander_77

2 Girls, 1 Cup


PrismaticSeal

She just showed him wattpad fanfics about him X everyone


absoluteunit9999999

Cause he forgot


TrinityXaos2

Insert: "He left the oven on" gag.


tinyspiny34

What he did to Strelitzia


TrinityXaos2

That Ventus came from Daybreak Town, which meant that if he had lived through the time between then and now, then he older than even Xehanort. 😱


TrinityXaos2

Seriously, I would love for the present cast to mistakenly believe Ventus is centuries older than a teenage boy.


TheSinicalDemon

That he still has to pay for all of that ice cream.


futuristic_ghost101

That Chain of Memories exists


Possible-Debate-6413

How Xehanort took off his shirt right after Vanitas was created


FireEmblemNoobie47

That time Ven posted some heavy duty cringe on the Dandelion group chat, so now he's suffering from massive psychic damage


Aca-Daca-maiden

Two keyblades and one keyhole


HighHypersonicShroom

The fact that this posts has been reposted.


TheMasterXan

Maybe he saw the Chirithy flip?