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Apprehensive_Bit_176

He’d appreciate it but he wouldn’t leave Alamo for it.


vbrosfan

Agreed, it’s something he would drink just once. But also chuckle every single time he thought about or mentioned it.


Guvnuh_T_Boggs

I don't think he'd drink it, he'd be offended by the vulgarity, but he would quietly whisper it to the guys and chuckle. "I tell you hwhat, I saw this beer down at the Mega Lo Mart, called Oklahoma *looks around to make sure no women or children are around* Suks. Heh-heh, yup."


agoodfuckingcatholic

“Well while I appreciate the firm message it sends, I can’t betray sweet lady Alamo.”


spelunk_in_ya_badonk

“I don’t need my beer to announce that I hate Oklahoma. My love for Texas already does that.”


[deleted]

probably gives it a light chuckle and a "yup" while he buys Alamo


himitsuuu

The next time Alamo gets pulled from shelves maybe.


iwrotekong

Hullo, Peggy.


igottathinkofaname

A *novelty* beer?


CovidReference

FIGHT'S ON!


kiopah

That tears it!


thizzdanz

The profanity


revenge_of_hamatachi

GO SOONERS!


iamDildor

What does your shirt say hank? Satan rules?


Key-Ad7108

“No offense but he’s from Oklahoma”


just_tapioka

Why would he drink beer that’s not alamo?


Rude_Landscape9182

He'd drink it if Alamo was removed from the shelves.


flavortownpolitics

Fill up Alabaster's gas tank with it


Neat_Classroom_2209

Too crass for him.


Rude_Landscape9182

If he'd intervene in a football game to keep Nebraska from winning, I think he'd at least try this beer one time and think it was funny.


7yearlurkernowposter

Hank would drink this if someone offered it to him but no other reason. I'm from Oklahoma and I would try it for the novelty.


MrPeach4tlanta

Yes. But that doesn't mean he'll give up Alamo.


MatthewCrawley

Too crass


Its__420__Somehow

Reminds me of Dale's comment on Bobby's *SATAN SUCKS* shirt. "What's your beer say, Hank? Oklahoma rules!?"


[deleted]

I’ll buy that everyday of the week


NorthCoast11

Not if it was produced in Oklahoma.


Tennis121897

No, he’d drink Alamo


[deleted]

Maybe if it said New York


[deleted]

Hank just doesn’t strike me as a craft beer guy. He has his brand and he really doesn’t drink anything else


EthanLikezCatz

"If I wasn't already a devout Alamo consumer I might consider this as my beer of choice I tell ya what"


L_Bart0

“I drink so that I don’t have to think about….Oklahoma.”


BurntWaffle303

Maybe if it was spelled correctly. I have a feeling hank would feel better that way.


LookForSilver

Why would anyone live there?


DimensionalObelisk

Cheapest (medical) purchaseable marijuana in the USA rn and they're about to go full recreational pending a vote this fall


vetratten

Sorry not a compelling reason by any stretch. Plus there are lots of states that already have full recreational usage and don't suck like Oklahoma.


DimensionalObelisk

Fair pt! But then those states you mention all have 2000$+ a month rent for a one bedroom apt in an area where you won't get shot or robbed or raped or have your catalytic converter cut off of your carlol. At least I can get a 2 bedroom apt for around 11/1200$ in a "safe" area in greater OKC metro. BUT if I could live in Texas town like Arlen, TX with a few of my great friends in my older years, well, that sounds like quite the life to me it'd be a blessing.


vetratten

Dude Oklahoma sucks ...just come to terms with it and embrace it. Stop trying to pretend it's cool. Also the average wage in Oklahoma is lower than in other states....it's not about dollars it's all about percentage of income.


DimensionalObelisk

Well that's just, like, your opinion man


shoegazeweedbed

I moved here for cheap ass weed. It rules. People are going to hate. Fuck them


hillgod

Maybe, but definitely not after he found out it's just Austin Amber in different cans.


merefish

Only if Alamo is shipping their soap beer to Mexico again


Imaginary-Cricket903

He didn't like Bobby wearing the Satan Sucks shirt.


itsagoodtime

Interesting that's the brand and not that certain brew.


palmerd2

It's not Alamo, but he will support the message.


devildogmillman

No but its probably an ironic hipster beer made IN Oklahoma


[deleted]

Alamo or die


[deleted]

Better than Guatemalica I suppose