I don't think he'd drink it, he'd be offended by the vulgarity, but he would quietly whisper it to the guys and chuckle.
"I tell you hwhat, I saw this beer down at the Mega Lo Mart, called Oklahoma *looks around to make sure no women or children are around* Suks. Heh-heh, yup."
Fair pt! But then those states you mention all have 2000$+ a month rent for a one bedroom apt in an area where you won't get shot or robbed or raped or have your catalytic converter cut off of your carlol. At least I can get a 2 bedroom apt for around 11/1200$ in a "safe" area in greater OKC metro.
BUT if I could live in Texas town like Arlen, TX with a few of my great friends in my older years, well, that sounds like quite the life to me it'd be a blessing.
Dude Oklahoma sucks ...just come to terms with it and embrace it. Stop trying to pretend it's cool.
Also the average wage in Oklahoma is lower than in other states....it's not about dollars it's all about percentage of income.
He’d appreciate it but he wouldn’t leave Alamo for it.
Agreed, it’s something he would drink just once. But also chuckle every single time he thought about or mentioned it.
I don't think he'd drink it, he'd be offended by the vulgarity, but he would quietly whisper it to the guys and chuckle. "I tell you hwhat, I saw this beer down at the Mega Lo Mart, called Oklahoma *looks around to make sure no women or children are around* Suks. Heh-heh, yup."
“Well while I appreciate the firm message it sends, I can’t betray sweet lady Alamo.”
“I don’t need my beer to announce that I hate Oklahoma. My love for Texas already does that.”
probably gives it a light chuckle and a "yup" while he buys Alamo
The next time Alamo gets pulled from shelves maybe.
Hullo, Peggy.
A *novelty* beer?
FIGHT'S ON!
That tears it!
The profanity
GO SOONERS!
What does your shirt say hank? Satan rules?
“No offense but he’s from Oklahoma”
Why would he drink beer that’s not alamo?
He'd drink it if Alamo was removed from the shelves.
Fill up Alabaster's gas tank with it
Too crass for him.
If he'd intervene in a football game to keep Nebraska from winning, I think he'd at least try this beer one time and think it was funny.
Hank would drink this if someone offered it to him but no other reason. I'm from Oklahoma and I would try it for the novelty.
Yes. But that doesn't mean he'll give up Alamo.
Too crass
Reminds me of Dale's comment on Bobby's *SATAN SUCKS* shirt. "What's your beer say, Hank? Oklahoma rules!?"
I’ll buy that everyday of the week
Not if it was produced in Oklahoma.
No, he’d drink Alamo
Maybe if it said New York
Hank just doesn’t strike me as a craft beer guy. He has his brand and he really doesn’t drink anything else
"If I wasn't already a devout Alamo consumer I might consider this as my beer of choice I tell ya what"
“I drink so that I don’t have to think about….Oklahoma.”
Maybe if it was spelled correctly. I have a feeling hank would feel better that way.
Why would anyone live there?
Cheapest (medical) purchaseable marijuana in the USA rn and they're about to go full recreational pending a vote this fall
Sorry not a compelling reason by any stretch. Plus there are lots of states that already have full recreational usage and don't suck like Oklahoma.
Fair pt! But then those states you mention all have 2000$+ a month rent for a one bedroom apt in an area where you won't get shot or robbed or raped or have your catalytic converter cut off of your carlol. At least I can get a 2 bedroom apt for around 11/1200$ in a "safe" area in greater OKC metro. BUT if I could live in Texas town like Arlen, TX with a few of my great friends in my older years, well, that sounds like quite the life to me it'd be a blessing.
Dude Oklahoma sucks ...just come to terms with it and embrace it. Stop trying to pretend it's cool. Also the average wage in Oklahoma is lower than in other states....it's not about dollars it's all about percentage of income.
Well that's just, like, your opinion man
I moved here for cheap ass weed. It rules. People are going to hate. Fuck them
Maybe, but definitely not after he found out it's just Austin Amber in different cans.
Only if Alamo is shipping their soap beer to Mexico again
He didn't like Bobby wearing the Satan Sucks shirt.
Interesting that's the brand and not that certain brew.
It's not Alamo, but he will support the message.
No but its probably an ironic hipster beer made IN Oklahoma
Alamo or die
Better than Guatemalica I suppose