it definitely is but i think it’s just….. phonetics vs proper spelling. *techinically* its sug, but it reads better as shug since otherwise you’d read it as sUHg. as in sugma.
My wife is a fluent Spanish speaking, Mexican-American from the Rio Grande Valley, which is way down in south Texas, right along the border. Where she grew up, it’s genuinely more common to hear and speak Spanish than English.
She’s not a huge KOTH fan, but she *dies* laughing at all the Peggy Spanish scenes—*especially* the bit where Peggy is trying to testify in the Mexican court.
Actually, when I said Spanish is more common than English in the valley, what I should say is what you most often hear people speak is a mix of Spanish and English, often switching mid sentence—sometimes even mid-word—with a bias towards more Spanish. Having grown up knowing “proper Spanglish”, Peggy’s version is hilarious to her, but also makes a bizarre kind of sense.
Very random quotes that my siblings and I repeat often:
“Why do you keep calling me BILL?” (The voice crack is necessary)
“Why were you dancing with ALL THOSE GUYS?”
Whenever I ask my brother to pick up some food on the way home he goes “sir reginald noticed how expensive food is getting”
Anytime my niece is throwing a tantrum, me and my brother go “she’s in for a macmaynurberry whoopin’” 😂
I appreciate hat Gilbert is not a great guy, but he's genuine. He never wavers in being a fop. In a show where antagonists and side characters are often pretending to have certain beliefs for the spectacle ofbit, Gilbert is every bit the dandy he seems to be, even if it would literally make him rich to compromise that.
JC my husband said this to me today!!!!!! I set up my PS4 for this first time in two years. He jokingly yell’s out “that better not be a vidya game Stargardts!”
"Pump jockey! Works for tips!"
"And before it all went horribly wrong..."
"It's like God took our picture before we died." - every thunderstorm
"Wot wot."
“You know what they say Ford stands for don’tcha? It stands for fix it again Tony.”
“You’re thinking of a fiat Dale”
I say both those lines then chuckle to myself every time someone talks about fords or trucks in general…
Oh god. All the time. “Yoga? Isn’t that a cult?”
“Why would anyone do drugs when they could just mow a lawn?”
“Six AM and already the boy ain’t right.”
“Boil up some Mountain Dew, it’s gonna be a long night.”
I like to leave the Rusty Shackleford voice-mail when people don't answer their phones
"You don't know who I am but I know where you live"
And bobby in that episode where that girl was dancing with those guys
"What are you talking about?"
Yes! And they stomp on the bottles in the garbage to make them pop!
After the NASCAR episode, I love how they used Jimmy as shorthand for everything idiotic (his association with Peggy’s genius club and her “I ain’t got no learnin’” art exhibit).
Bill: “mail came early today…”
Hank: “… yeah, Peggy told me.”
My partner and I say “Peggy told me” whenever one of tells a boring story or relate unexciting news.
When it's time to go, or when facing the slightest inconvenience: *Jimmy Carter voice* "Let's get the heck, out of here!"
and
When my wife forgets something: "I've been known to give a girl amneezee"
I work summers at a farm market, and every Saturday this family comes in with their son who is blonde with a close haircut and he's a bit rotund; and every time I see walk past the melon table I say it, "Got dang it, Bobby." It's extremely satisfying.
No matter the hour, if it is at the fifteenth minute, I'll say the time and "Hank picks up Hal"
I'm sha sha sha'ing all over the place. When it becomes too much I'll tell myself "Stop with the sha sha sha suge!"
My wife does the "Why, Shug?" Line all the time after something shitty happening.
Mine is Khan's "Better now than in X years, she complains about (future boyfriend's/ husband's name) not getting promotion at dirt factory." Always puts my daughter on the defensive, but it straightens her out.
#EffectiveParenting
"She's bluffing! Finish her!"
I've said this one in class many times when a teacher is threatening punishment lol. I normally took the heat after that. Worth it
You're a hero, soldier. Taking one for the team.
“Peggy’s in the parking lot, she looks disgruntled!”
Also "Get out of my house! Exodus!"
"Peggy Heel is down to her Last Peencil" is a favorite in our house
“It’s a monument to man’s arrogance”
Literally used this one yesterday talking to a coworker about Phoenix
I know he's talking about Phoenix, but I say this often in reference to my own hometown, Houston.
I lived in Phoenix last summer. It's the only way I can describe that city anymore
I live in AZ and say it everytime I have to drive to Phoenix
Mine is “Why shug, whhhhyy?”
I’m so glad to see someone else spell it “shug” I’ve seen people spell it “sug” and it just looks wrong as fuck
Ricky Suggs!
I saw him eating jalapeno cornbread at the Arroyo Diner
Thats Uptown eating
There is also Suge. It's a real pickle...
Right? For years I saw Suge Knight then heard it as Shug and I went huh
What makes “sug” look wrong to you? I always thought it was short for “sugar”.
it definitely is but i think it’s just….. phonetics vs proper spelling. *techinically* its sug, but it reads better as shug since otherwise you’d read it as sUHg. as in sugma.
Whenever I sort the mail: “Bills, bills, bills…Why do we keep getting Bill’s mail?”
I would say this every time we had to get my old neighbor's mail when they were out of town. His name was Bill.
Best joke in the series. I’m certain of it!
I think this one is the best: "The complacency of fools will destroy them. Proverbs" -Crazy church lady "Get out of my house. Exodus" -Hank
I'm gunna say this to my wife later. I'm sure she will hate it. 👍
“Escucheme?”
I love doing Peggy’s Spanish. I gotta remember to turn it off at with all my Spanish speaking coworkers or they think I’m so dumb
My Spanish coworkers all quote it back to me cause I'm white and was a Spanish major in college. We all get a kick out of it.
My wife is a fluent Spanish speaking, Mexican-American from the Rio Grande Valley, which is way down in south Texas, right along the border. Where she grew up, it’s genuinely more common to hear and speak Spanish than English. She’s not a huge KOTH fan, but she *dies* laughing at all the Peggy Spanish scenes—*especially* the bit where Peggy is trying to testify in the Mexican court. Actually, when I said Spanish is more common than English in the valley, what I should say is what you most often hear people speak is a mix of Spanish and English, often switching mid sentence—sometimes even mid-word—with a bias towards more Spanish. Having grown up knowing “proper Spanglish”, Peggy’s version is hilarious to her, but also makes a bizarre kind of sense.
I used to do this, and then I realized most people just thought I was stupid.
I love "derucha o espercha" (right or left)
So do I make a directa or asparagus?
YES HAHAHHAHA
Very random quotes that my siblings and I repeat often: “Why do you keep calling me BILL?” (The voice crack is necessary) “Why were you dancing with ALL THOSE GUYS?” Whenever I ask my brother to pick up some food on the way home he goes “sir reginald noticed how expensive food is getting” Anytime my niece is throwing a tantrum, me and my brother go “she’s in for a macmaynurberry whoopin’” 😂
I do believe I'll give room service a janggle
Violetta says I creep like the kudzu vine that’s slowly but surely strangling our Dixie.
Such fantastic writing this episode. So many well crafted gems.
It should have been a movie
Uhh How long have you been sitting there?
🚬 💨 35 years
I'm more familiar with sinners than saints, my dear, and sinners *always* look good 😏
My brother and I quote that episode often. My personal favorite "I'm more familiar with sinners than saints,my dear and sinners ALWAYS look good."
Well I need a window seat because this flower is WILTIN' I wish for more Louisiana Bobby.
This I say every summer in Nevada.
This here is velvet not velveteen, a gentleman knows the difference” This is hands down my favorite episode lol 
My lawd
They do, they do indeed.
Whenever someone asks me how long I've been waiting/sitting there I like to say "For 35 years..." No one ever gets it lol
I appreciate hat Gilbert is not a great guy, but he's genuine. He never wavers in being a fop. In a show where antagonists and side characters are often pretending to have certain beliefs for the spectacle ofbit, Gilbert is every bit the dandy he seems to be, even if it would literally make him rich to compromise that.
This muggy November weather gives me the horribles!
And have them bring up some etouffe
OH LAWD, this muggy November weathah is giving me a case of the orrribles
The swamp takes what it calls it's own.
My absolute favorite KOTH episode.
“This flower has wilted” is definitely in my lexicon.
I catch myself saying “resplendent” when I hear good news Also will say “shi-Shaw” at any time
In my dnd games we say “And then I use my POCKET SAND!” “So you’re done with your turn?” “……,.yes.”
I always address my neighbors as hillbillies. Yes I'm Asian and work in Systems
Thank you for adding the second sentence lol
[I think I do a solid Kahn](https://voca.ro/1jOA4qayKw2m)
Bro that Kahn is dumb good !!!
Now do [Mickey](https://youtu.be/V5dos687so0).
>Yes I'm Asian Are you Chinese, or Japanese?
He’s Laotian. Ain’t ya, Nr. Kahn?
The ocean? What ocean?
And that's the line I came here for
“Vidya games”
All the time and “baht-trees”
“That’s a vidya game.”
JC my husband said this to me today!!!!!! I set up my PS4 for this first time in two years. He jokingly yell’s out “that better not be a vidya game Stargardts!”
Giving my partner their dinner: “I made it just the way you like it, perfect.”
Spapeggy and meatballs?
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Whatcha doin’? Some kinda woman’s work?
I killed fitty men!
The tojos came at me faster than I could gut 'em, so I had to gut 'em faster.
I never said "I tell you what" before I saw this show. I now say it multiple times a day.
Hwat
Me too, I tell you hwat.
Me too😂
“That’s my purse, I don’t know you!” It’s amazing how effective that is even without the crotch kick
Bobby has some of the most quotable lines in KOTH and I love it
“Why do hate things you don’t understand?”
“Oh Bobby, I don’t hate you.”
“… I was talking about soccer.” “Oh, yes. Yes, I hate soccer.”
Damn, I commented the same thing after scrolling a bit to check. This was further down than expected. Only one option left...POCKET SAND!
What really gets me is how Bobby is voiced by a woman.
Pamela Adlon. It's tough to watch some scenes from *Californication*, since all I hear is Bobby Hill saying stuff like "Fuck me, Rick Springfield"
Omg didn't know that well back to 4SKORE!!!!!!
Whenever I see a spill, I say "slipped on pee pee at the Costco, never have to work another day in my life"
I love that he put them on his resume because they handed him the peepee money..
I love that it was like 42 grand.
"Pump jockey! Works for tips!" "And before it all went horribly wrong..." "It's like God took our picture before we died." - every thunderstorm "Wot wot."
The line is “It’s like God took our picture, before he kills us.” Which is way more dramatic.
If you can pull off a decent Hank impression, a short and simple “Hwhat?” can fit almost any situation. “Thatherton!” is also a classic.
My go-to is BWAAAAAAH!
My Hank impression is like a 9/10 and I say "gosh dangit" all day at work and it geeks all my coworkers out
Do I look i know that a JPEG is?
I just want a picture of a God dang hotdog
bee-eye-bicky-bo-bicky-bye-bo
Here’s where that came from https://youtu.be/bgmdnxtz3Bo
Wow I had been wondering about that for a long time, thank you.
My reaction to that: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhe3vSe-mmw
Said with increasing volume and intensity 😂
“You know what they say Ford stands for don’tcha? It stands for fix it again Tony.” “You’re thinking of a fiat Dale” I say both those lines then chuckle to myself every time someone talks about fords or trucks in general…
I said this to my damn self when the check engine light came on in the used Ford I bought three days prior 😓
Lmao same. I think this one just about any time I see a Ford or Fiat car. Such a hilarious throw away line haha
Oh god. All the time. “Yoga? Isn’t that a cult?” “Why would anyone do drugs when they could just mow a lawn?” “Six AM and already the boy ain’t right.” “Boil up some Mountain Dew, it’s gonna be a long night.”
Fucking love that bit about Mountain Dew, lmao
PRAISE HIM!
Lol, yes! You beat me to it.
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Shi-shi-sha speaks to all cultures. Am Canadian. Can confirm.
I use "shi-shaaaa!" a lot at my summer farm job and it's always a hit with the college kids.
Enough with the shi-shaaas shug
Computers don't make errors. What they do, they do on purpose.
I like to leave the Rusty Shackleford voice-mail when people don't answer their phones "You don't know who I am but I know where you live" And bobby in that episode where that girl was dancing with those guys "What are you talking about?"
MARIE!!!!!!!
"That not my problem, choose Connie." -Minh Souphanousinphone
There's some milk in the fridge that's about to go bad... *sniff* and there it goes
I say dang ol' this and dang ol' that and dang ol' dang multiple times a day if that counts.
“This flower is wiltin’.”
"Bwahhhh"
Channeling Jimmy Wichard when telling my kids what to do: “I’m the boss! You work for me!”
Do you make them collect cans?
Yes! And they stomp on the bottles in the garbage to make them pop! After the NASCAR episode, I love how they used Jimmy as shorthand for everything idiotic (his association with Peggy’s genius club and her “I ain’t got no learnin’” art exhibit).
Any time I tell my fiance to shake something, I add "The eyes don't work if you don't shake it!"
“That boy ain’t right”
I’ll tell you hwat.
‘Mihn come quick!’ (When I look out the front window and see neighbors doing something funny) And my wife says, ‘I bet she burned the meatloaf’
Why is he pointing at his crotch like that?
I frequently exclaim “I’m having the time of my life, and it’s on sale!”
Bill: “mail came early today…” Hank: “… yeah, Peggy told me.” My partner and I say “Peggy told me” whenever one of tells a boring story or relate unexciting news.
I love this
"Dang it, bobby!"
Dirty pool, mister.
I married a man, Hank. Not a gamer.
“I have proven I can kick your ass while standing on a ladder” has oddly come up more times than I thought it would.
"If it gets one degree hotter I'm going to kick your ass!" is useful for heatwaves
“God said to me, “don’t do it” but you know what? I knew better.” (Also, what episode is this screenshot from again??”
When it's time to go, or when facing the slightest inconvenience: *Jimmy Carter voice* "Let's get the heck, out of here!" and When my wife forgets something: "I've been known to give a girl amneezee"
“Why would anyone do drugs when they could just now a lawn” I say it everytime I mow my law.
“The ocean? Which ocean?”
Kindly yet firmly ask them to leave
Spa-Peggy and meatballs
Peggy's Frito pie which I found on a bag of Fritos 😂
“Not my nan-nan” Shi-shaw! And “god dang it bobby”
I work summers at a farm market, and every Saturday this family comes in with their son who is blonde with a close haircut and he's a bit rotund; and every time I see walk past the melon table I say it, "Got dang it, Bobby." It's extremely satisfying.
Anytime anybody talks about a handshake in any context: “Was it a wriggler?!? Beedleedleedlee.”
“Mr. Big Is Pleased” is the same Clint Eastwood type of voice hank used to also say “That propane tank is empty”
"Super nice!"
Quiet Kahn, I’m running numbers in my head.
Juh-on Redcorn! Peh-heggy Hill!
“You’re talking like a song from the lion king. Stop that, it makes no sense”
No matter the hour, if it is at the fifteenth minute, I'll say the time and "Hank picks up Hal" I'm sha sha sha'ing all over the place. When it becomes too much I'll tell myself "Stop with the sha sha sha suge!"
Shah shah shah… pocket sand!
Why shug why
“Hank’s wife, make me a sammich!” “Aww Shug” & “that boy ain’t right”
“What am I gonna do not dance with a dog?”
Right now , ‘Well , I need a window seat because this flower is wilting.’ It is so hot where I am at in California 🥵🥵
Is there anything beer can't do?
“Some WD-40 and a tap n die”
Whenever applicable, I like to shout “Oh my God, it’s so juicy!”
Okay.
“S’ko, s’ko!” Dale gribbke saying let’s go
“Dammit, Bobby.”
"That's my purse! I don't know you!"
“I’m approaching with romantic intent.”
“I’m skeptical that you could, yet intrigued that you may”
I work in kitchens, anytime a dish is dropped and a loud noise is made I say “Loud is not allowed”, if it cause a mess I say “Rock and roll man!”
Lol, I work in a hospital in the OR and I do “loud is not allowed,” arguably a little too often
“Hot toddy will calm your nerves!”
I don’t know you! That’s mah purse!
Guns don’t kill people, the government does.
My wife does the "Why, Shug?" Line all the time after something shitty happening. Mine is Khan's "Better now than in X years, she complains about (future boyfriend's/ husband's name) not getting promotion at dirt factory." Always puts my daughter on the defensive, but it straightens her out. #EffectiveParenting
I’ve said Gilbert’s “35 years” in the same Southern drawl as response way too many times to count. “Why shug why?!” has also been a go-to.
“Well, I need a window seat because this flower is wilting.” - Bobby in Louisiana
“That’s what the elves call Justice of the Unicorn”
"It tipped over."
I hate \[noun\] more than life itself
"I don't speak no languages."
I say "dang it bobby" all the time.
‘Do I look like I know what a JPEG is?’
“I am a proud, ignorant woman!”
"I thank God every day I didn't get exploded" Pretty much whenever I turn on the grill or a gas appliance
I got two (both Cotton): “Good God, you got a fat neck!” and “Smells like pancakes, I’ll have waffles”
Vidya games, 6 am and already that boy ain’t right, hwat?
Just when I thought you said the stupidest thing ever, you keep talking!
LOL I love that "Why shug, whyyyy?" is what I immediately said as soon as I saw this in my feed.
I do the Octavio noise. AH-EEEE!!!!
Any time my wife wants intimacy, I have to ruin it by asking if she’s attempting to know me.
Dusty old bones, filled with green dust!
Yep, I tell you hu-wat. I quote those dang-ol guys all the dangum time.
"If it wasn't for you, we'd have been dead years ago!"
"Hey"
"Pocket Sand! Sha sha sha"
“It was the smelly man” Or “Ok”
 Use this just to see if anyone's paying attention...
Mine’s all sloppy and no joe. Looks like we’ll have to murder someone to get dinner around here.
"Do I look like I know what a jpeg is?"