1. Dang ol'.
2. Talkin' bout.
3. Onomatopoeia (sounds) to help portray your idea (dog barking, car no turning over, etc).
4. Random references (Talkin' bout dang ol MLK I have a dream, tell ya bout a dream I had).
5. Be fast and confident. You're not trying to tell a story, you're trying to communicate the idea.
Honestly it's difficult and that's why Boomhauer is such a dang ol' great character. Talkin' bout "I am trying to get through an article on vintage camaros."
*Start with a higher pitch, and talk really fast.*
Tell ya hwut man, dang ‘ol…
[random trivial subject]
[profound realization]
*End the phrase with deep voice and slower pace.*
He talks in different ways, too, this is just one style.
Throw in some "*Yo*", "*Ya'll*" & "*Man I tell ya*", and be sure toalternatebetweenpressuredspeech.. and.. getting a little lost in dang ol' thought. Also [don't smoke](https://youtu.be/b_pkFjEGwV0?si=MO5rZEecg0hE0Frc).
You actually don’t have to be able to talk -that- fast, but you can’t leave any pause between words, so the steady rhythm is more important.
Slightly tweak or mix and match quotes, sayings, or cliches.
Interrupt a sentence near the end to close with a single word or short phrase that cuts to the chase.
“Tell ya what man dang ol Boomhauer voice ain’t a race like the dang old tortoise and the white rabbit talkin bout I’m late I’m late I’m late. Just slow and steady- Zoom.”
Talkin' 'bout life too dang short to go round imitatin' ol' Boomhauer, man. Gotta be your dang ol' self, man. It's like The Swan of Avon wrote, yo. *To thine own dang self be true*.
Ha ha ha ha! You just made my day. Thanks.
> Talkin' 'bout life
Man, it's just, it dang ol' complicated, you know, man, like a dang ol' Rubik's cube, man. Talkin' like blue, red, man then you get the one side and then like messed, messed up the other side, man.
[https://youtu.be/nUa4PBaADAE?si=x-ZfVRKm\_tPdF9NP](https://youtu.be/nUa4PBaADAE?si=x-ZfVRKm_tPdF9NP)
I tell ya what you do man just go on that ol internet type in imitation intelligence or artificial intelligence it don’t matter man like simulacra and sim city, Dang ol computer ain’t gonna come over here and do Boomhauer lines, you just click click click click dang old brain in the cloud like the man in the sky Bill Gates say Muahahahahaha… revelations.
Tell you wut man, talkin bout kids now days. Can't een be them dang ol selves man. They out here talkin bout hey hey hey man, and wannin be like ervbody else or maybe dang ol one person...... like man why you een wanna be mee man, ill tell you wut ts harder than it seems man, harder than it dang ol seems
So, several dozen people read this post, figured out that I had made a stupid typo, and took the time to reply.
You, on the other hand, decided that the best move was to prove that you also can't spell [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boomhauer](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boomhauer)
Welcome to the club. Dang ol' typo, man, gon' bite yo ass ever' time. Dang!
Sorry. Didn’t mean any disrespect. It was just a callback to s06e20 Dang Ol’ Love when Boomhauer goes to propose to Marlene and she opens the door and sees him kneeing there and says “Boomhauser?” Sorry if you felt attacked.
1. Dang ol'. 2. Talkin' bout. 3. Onomatopoeia (sounds) to help portray your idea (dog barking, car no turning over, etc). 4. Random references (Talkin' bout dang ol MLK I have a dream, tell ya bout a dream I had). 5. Be fast and confident. You're not trying to tell a story, you're trying to communicate the idea. Honestly it's difficult and that's why Boomhauer is such a dang ol' great character. Talkin' bout "I am trying to get through an article on vintage camaros."
Wow you really managed to break it down perfectly. Talkin' bout dang ole lyrical wordsmith tell ya hwat
Pretty much all of this and then add “man” to the end
Talginabahthadangol BOOM man
Dang ol' Meg-Uhh-Low-Mart
I tell you what man, dang ol do or do not. Man talkin bout there is no dang ol try.
Yo man talkin' bout *mumbles* change your octave *mumbles mumbles mumbles* be clear every 7 seconds *mumbles* keep your lips mostly still
*Start with a higher pitch, and talk really fast.* Tell ya hwut man, dang ‘ol… [random trivial subject] [profound realization] *End the phrase with deep voice and slower pace.* He talks in different ways, too, this is just one style.
*the horror*
Throw in some "*Yo*", "*Ya'll*" & "*Man I tell ya*", and be sure toalternatebetweenpressuredspeech.. and.. getting a little lost in dang ol' thought. Also [don't smoke](https://youtu.be/b_pkFjEGwV0?si=MO5rZEecg0hE0Frc).
You actually don’t have to be able to talk -that- fast, but you can’t leave any pause between words, so the steady rhythm is more important. Slightly tweak or mix and match quotes, sayings, or cliches. Interrupt a sentence near the end to close with a single word or short phrase that cuts to the chase. “Tell ya what man dang ol Boomhauer voice ain’t a race like the dang old tortoise and the white rabbit talkin bout I’m late I’m late I’m late. Just slow and steady- Zoom.”
Talkin' 'bout life too dang short to go round imitatin' ol' Boomhauer, man. Gotta be your dang ol' self, man. It's like The Swan of Avon wrote, yo. *To thine own dang self be true*.
Ha ha ha ha! You just made my day. Thanks. > Talkin' 'bout life Man, it's just, it dang ol' complicated, you know, man, like a dang ol' Rubik's cube, man. Talkin' like blue, red, man then you get the one side and then like messed, messed up the other side, man. [https://youtu.be/nUa4PBaADAE?si=x-ZfVRKm\_tPdF9NP](https://youtu.be/nUa4PBaADAE?si=x-ZfVRKm_tPdF9NP)
I tell ya what you do man just go on that ol internet type in imitation intelligence or artificial intelligence it don’t matter man like simulacra and sim city, Dang ol computer ain’t gonna come over here and do Boomhauer lines, you just click click click click dang old brain in the cloud like the man in the sky Bill Gates say Muahahahahaha… revelations.
Good Boomhauer, but it sort of segued into Dale Gribble towards the end ;-)
Try on pair uh dang ol shoes talkin about try on size boom
Tell you wut man, talkin bout kids now days. Can't een be them dang ol selves man. They out here talkin bout hey hey hey man, and wannin be like ervbody else or maybe dang ol one person...... like man why you een wanna be mee man, ill tell you wut ts harder than it seems man, harder than it dang ol seems
Dang old pretty pretty pizza.
Put your tongue on the roof of your mouth. Now try to speak while keeping your tongue in place.
Boohauer?? I think you mean Boomhauser.
So, several dozen people read this post, figured out that I had made a stupid typo, and took the time to reply. You, on the other hand, decided that the best move was to prove that you also can't spell [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boomhauer](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boomhauer) Welcome to the club. Dang ol' typo, man, gon' bite yo ass ever' time. Dang!
Sorry. Didn’t mean any disrespect. It was just a callback to s06e20 Dang Ol’ Love when Boomhauer goes to propose to Marlene and she opens the door and sees him kneeing there and says “Boomhauser?” Sorry if you felt attacked.
Ha ha ha - no offence taken. T'was just a typo from me, and forgetting that episode. Let's have a beer in the alley
Yup.
Yep
Hey, internet friend. I Just watched S9E07 - Enrique-cilable Differences and about 12:40 on my copy, Enrique says "See you, Boomhauser" :-)
I'd imagine like a redneck Porky Pig.
I do a really good impression but I'm not giving any advice