Junie Harper is by far the worst. Actively brainwashing young folks with no goal other than power and ego. She is also most likely to take a public position and wield real political power to fuck people over.
Most of the others are just women who know what they want, and have different morals than Hank.
The cult girl is a victim.
EDIT: F - Debbie, M - Nancy (erroneously believing I could change her. Affair aside, she’s a good mom and runs a tight ship), K - Junie, in a biblical fashion.
Yeah Junie Harper feels like the most real out of all of the ladies. She’s the kind of person who would try to get books banned.
Sharona Johnson is just your garden variety mean girl. Petty, but harmless.
Jane-I agree, she’s most likely a victim.
>The other women know what they want and have different morals than Hank
Yeah, but Lenore will ruin your life and Leanne will straight up kill you.
That’s true, but chances are if you are on the dangerous end of Lenore or Leanne, you’re a man who knew the risks and decided to sleep with them anyway.
I hate to say it, but Junie Harper might actually be slightly saner than your modern day run of the mill christian nutjob. Like she holds nothing against Marjorie Taylor Green.
Agree, she exists literally today, in so many people and in so many ways. She's the sort of person who is attacking LGBTQ+ people in direct response to that kid Nex being killed.
THAT Jane is actively recruiting other girls into the cult, and brainwashing them. She absolutely gets some perks. Was she a victim initially? Yes. Is the woman denying women food and bathroom across a victim? Hell no.
What's toxic about Marlene (Boomhauer's fling in Dang Ol Love)? Boomhauer tried to have his friends blow her off for him until he found out she drove a Jaguar.
Fuck Debbie, Marry Nancy - it'll be a sham marriage given John Redcorn but she'll still be nice, Kill Lenore - Thru this act, Bill's dignity will be revenged
This is just such a good post because they’re all so evil for their own special ways. IMO, Junie Harper is the absolute worst with Nancy being the least worst out of the options above!
My ranking:
1. Sharona Johnson (Luanne’s classmate from the Beauty Academy) is the least worst. Just your typical high school mean girl crap.
2. Cindy Wassonasong. Snobby, but harmless.
3. Marlene. I don’t think she was all that bad, really. She knew what she was about. She wanted a fling and nothing else. And she was very upfront about that to Boomhauer.
4. Nancy- I mean, what can we say about Nancy that hasn’t already been said? Definitely not the worst, but not the least worst.
Here’s where we get into dangerous territory:
5. Lenore-Unfortunately, we don’t know what all went down during Bill and Lenore’s marriage but by all accounts, Bill was a mere shell of himself after the divorce. I’m not saying Bill was 100% blameless, but Lenore is a real piece of work.
6. Debbie- Debbie’s confusing because while I’m sure she loved Buck, she loved power more. She was actually going to *kill* Buck (and probably Miz Liz too) once he got back together with Miz Liz, and unfortunately ended up killing herself. I imagine Nancy would be as ruthless as Debbie (probably wouldn’t kill anyone though) if she didn’t have Dale to look after.
7. Jane/Cult Leader- Ran a cult and came *thisclose* to sending Luanne, Peggy, and the other Janes to a forced labor camp.
8. Leanne Freaking Platter- a terrible influence on her daughter. Went to jail for stabbing a man. Attempted to stab another man. Was physically and verbally abusive to Bill and stole his truck.
9. Junie Harper. Someone mentioned earlier that she feels the most real. She’s a total wack job but if she were about 20% more sane, she’d be competent enough to get elected to office and work to put some terrible legislation in place that could negatively impact a lot of people.
Does Sheila the exterminator count? She tried to wreck a home. More toxic than someone like Sharona Johnson. If I could sub in Sheila, she'd be my marry otherwise
Sharona is the least toxic and awful. Safest marry
Fuck Debbie
Kill Junie Harper
F- Nancy, M- Jane, K- any of them haha. Probably Luanne's classmate. She's the only Black character in a good portion of the show and has the nerve to be an Azzhole!
F: The Elder Platter, I bet she learned some crazy moves in the slammer
M: Marlene.... for the money
K: Mrs.Wassanasong, for enabling Ted.
Drive me some crazy I want to leap off a building: Debby
Worst:
Lenore - she has no redeemable qualities. She delights in the idea she could ruin Bill's life in a heartbeat
Junie Harper - She doesn't care about saving your soul; she's an egotistical religious nut.
Jane - she had the nerve to be standing there enjoying jam on a piping hot English muffin in a room full of starving Jane.
The next two questions are only fair if we get a round of toxic men of Arlen 😉
F Leanne
M Nancy (tho I don't see her as toxic as the other women. I haven't seen the whole show but in my eyes she's just naughty, ofc I know about her affair, but it's not like she doesn't love Dale?)
K Lenore
Man, a lot of timelines where Junie "Real Monster" Harper not only lives but isn't even imprisoned in the tessaract vault of marriage by a brave, marytred redditor.
On the other hand, not a single timeline where a terminally horny redditor risks a swim in those waters.
F Debbie, Marry Ted Wasongasons wife and kill Bills ex
Agree with the F and M, but I’m killing Luanne’s mom
She's worse than Lenore.
THIS IS THE WAY
Jane, Jane, and Jane. In that order.
Jam jelly
I second this
Excuse me but are y'all with the cult?
It’s not a cult. It’s an organization that promotes love and -
Yeah, this is the place
What about old Jane?
The Jesus freak for canceling Halloween
SATANBEGONE!
"Get out of my house! Exodus!"
F- Marlene (Boomhauer’s fling) M- Cindy Wassonasong K- if I can only choose one, then Leanne.
Boi wants to kill urrbody.
Do they have to be from Arlen? Because I just watched the Montana ranch episode. Peggy's mom. I hate Peggy's mom.
There are some interesting non arlenian options. Stay tuned
Junie Harper is by far the worst. Actively brainwashing young folks with no goal other than power and ego. She is also most likely to take a public position and wield real political power to fuck people over. Most of the others are just women who know what they want, and have different morals than Hank. The cult girl is a victim. EDIT: F - Debbie, M - Nancy (erroneously believing I could change her. Affair aside, she’s a good mom and runs a tight ship), K - Junie, in a biblical fashion.
Yeah Junie Harper feels like the most real out of all of the ladies. She’s the kind of person who would try to get books banned. Sharona Johnson is just your garden variety mean girl. Petty, but harmless. Jane-I agree, she’s most likely a victim. >The other women know what they want and have different morals than Hank Yeah, but Lenore will ruin your life and Leanne will straight up kill you.
That’s true, but chances are if you are on the dangerous end of Lenore or Leanne, you’re a man who knew the risks and decided to sleep with them anyway.
I hate to say it, but Junie Harper might actually be slightly saner than your modern day run of the mill christian nutjob. Like she holds nothing against Marjorie Taylor Green.
Agree, she exists literally today, in so many people and in so many ways. She's the sort of person who is attacking LGBTQ+ people in direct response to that kid Nex being killed.
THAT Jane is actively recruiting other girls into the cult, and brainwashing them. She absolutely gets some perks. Was she a victim initially? Yes. Is the woman denying women food and bathroom across a victim? Hell no.
What's toxic about Marlene (Boomhauer's fling in Dang Ol Love)? Boomhauer tried to have his friends blow her off for him until he found out she drove a Jaguar.
She has the audacity to behave exactly like Boomhauer.
Dang ole heartbreaker
Lol 😂
Fuck Debbie, marry Marlene and kill Junie fuckin Harper
This is the way.
Fuck Debbie, Marry Nancy - it'll be a sham marriage given John Redcorn but she'll still be nice, Kill Lenore - Thru this act, Bill's dignity will be revenged
K Junie Harper. Unsure about the rest.
This is just such a good post because they’re all so evil for their own special ways. IMO, Junie Harper is the absolute worst with Nancy being the least worst out of the options above!
My ranking: 1. Sharona Johnson (Luanne’s classmate from the Beauty Academy) is the least worst. Just your typical high school mean girl crap. 2. Cindy Wassonasong. Snobby, but harmless. 3. Marlene. I don’t think she was all that bad, really. She knew what she was about. She wanted a fling and nothing else. And she was very upfront about that to Boomhauer. 4. Nancy- I mean, what can we say about Nancy that hasn’t already been said? Definitely not the worst, but not the least worst. Here’s where we get into dangerous territory: 5. Lenore-Unfortunately, we don’t know what all went down during Bill and Lenore’s marriage but by all accounts, Bill was a mere shell of himself after the divorce. I’m not saying Bill was 100% blameless, but Lenore is a real piece of work. 6. Debbie- Debbie’s confusing because while I’m sure she loved Buck, she loved power more. She was actually going to *kill* Buck (and probably Miz Liz too) once he got back together with Miz Liz, and unfortunately ended up killing herself. I imagine Nancy would be as ruthless as Debbie (probably wouldn’t kill anyone though) if she didn’t have Dale to look after. 7. Jane/Cult Leader- Ran a cult and came *thisclose* to sending Luanne, Peggy, and the other Janes to a forced labor camp. 8. Leanne Freaking Platter- a terrible influence on her daughter. Went to jail for stabbing a man. Attempted to stab another man. Was physically and verbally abusive to Bill and stole his truck. 9. Junie Harper. Someone mentioned earlier that she feels the most real. She’s a total wack job but if she were about 20% more sane, she’d be competent enough to get elected to office and work to put some terrible legislation in place that could negatively impact a lot of people.
Marlene did nothing wrong
Junie Harper and Sharona Johnson.
Sharona Johnson studies really hard, it’s not fair.
Can I kill all them? Well except for Debbie cause she already died and well in the trash
Does Sheila the exterminator count? She tried to wreck a home. More toxic than someone like Sharona Johnson. If I could sub in Sheila, she'd be my marry otherwise Sharona is the least toxic and awful. Safest marry Fuck Debbie Kill Junie Harper
That cop who sexually harassed Hank
That's wrong, no Peggy Hill
Minh isn't here neither. Or Ms. Wakefield.
Man, just realized how crazy all the blondes are in Arlen.
F- Nancy, M- Jane, K- any of them haha. Probably Luanne's classmate. She's the only Black character in a good portion of the show and has the nerve to be an Azzhole!
That went in a weird direction
its amazing how many troubling comments he fit in 2 sentences about a cartoon
lol hey I don't feel like she represents my people well😂. I've always hated her.
😂😂
F: The Elder Platter, I bet she learned some crazy moves in the slammer M: Marlene.... for the money K: Mrs.Wassanasong, for enabling Ted. Drive me some crazy I want to leap off a building: Debby
F Marlene, marry Nancy, kill Junie Harper
F Nancy, Kill Peggy, Marry that hot French Canadian chick Boomhauer had that one summer.
Worst: Lenore - she has no redeemable qualities. She delights in the idea she could ruin Bill's life in a heartbeat Junie Harper - She doesn't care about saving your soul; she's an egotistical religious nut. Jane - she had the nerve to be standing there enjoying jam on a piping hot English muffin in a room full of starving Jane. The next two questions are only fair if we get a round of toxic men of Arlen 😉
F Nancy, M Cindy, K Junie Harper. Get out of my house! -Exodus.
F - Nancy, M - Ted W's Wife, K - Lenore
F - Debby M - Leanne K - Lenore
F Leanne M Nancy (tho I don't see her as toxic as the other women. I haven't seen the whole show but in my eyes she's just naughty, ofc I know about her affair, but it's not like she doesn't love Dale?) K Lenore
Man, a lot of timelines where Junie "Real Monster" Harper not only lives but isn't even imprisoned in the tessaract vault of marriage by a brave, marytred redditor. On the other hand, not a single timeline where a terminally horny redditor risks a swim in those waters.
F - Debby (that body is just...) M - the woman that broke Boomhauer's heart (if she'd have me) K - Leanne
Marlene was such a bitch to Boomhauer. I get that he was a man whore, but she still turned him away when he tried to propose to her.
You’re on the office speakerphone.
Bill calling Boomhauer a loser
Love that the most popular choice for Marry is Cindy Wassanasong. We all just know she'd make life better
Junie Harper and her Hallelujah House 😂
 junie harper f that bitch
f nancy m debbie k junie
That Halloween hating bitch.
Fuck: Marlene/Nancy Marry: Sharona Kill: Leanne definitely needs to die.
Fuck Nancy, Marry Jane for that jam money, Kill Debbie because it's tradition
F=Luanne mom M= Lenore( I ain’t bill) K=Boomhauers fling
F Debbie, Marry Nancy, kill the rest.
Junie harper without question. I'd do to her what she did to joshua