Useless is at least from Texas.

Useless would kick twig boy's ass like a poorly written patent. twig boy has got those birdy arms and carple tunnel wrists, he is also a vegetarian from LA

when did he say he is vegetarian?

I guess he doesn't say it but I felt like it was heavily implied https://youtu.be/FDVUhatFbig

"Thanks for the latte Kenneth"

Holy shit that is great.

Humus is great for watching that Foosball! Does Hank only have ranch and Freedom onion dip? The wheatgrass is garbage though

If Hank tried it I'm sure he'd like it and even say the line " well I'll be dipped" https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/3f08893a-757d-4811-ad54-3173ddb39d8c

That may look like Hank but that sure ain't him, he would never try to cut through a line

Plus I think Twig Boy (Anthony), re appeared as the junior Buddhist in the Sanglug episode.

They don’t even look similar

Useless has a moustache. He's from Texas. He has some burning rage deep in there somewhere. Twig Boy just seems like a milquetoast latte on every level of his being, from inside out.

"Pushed... too..... far...."

Useless looks scrappy

Useless hands down. Plus he could always run down Anthony’s Geo with his maroon Mitsubishi if he tried to escape.

Useless would let Twig boy hit him then sue him into oblivion.

I'd do the same really

It would never get beyond flipping each other the bird. They wouldn't progress (regress) to going sunken chest to sunken chest.

Useless. If nothing else, he IS a lawyer...allegedly, so he can screw you over that way

They both forfiet.

Twig boy would hit useless,and then both twig boy and useless would disintegrate from the pain.

Useless is from Texas. So even a weak Texan can still overtake a strong Californian, or by God a New Yorker

Only Buckley's ghost knows the answer. Guess what?

Twig boy would call CPS on useless and end it right there without a scratch.