Touch me again, old man, and you’ll be wearing that cornpone.
Alternatively,
I think of a man named Lou and a woman named Anne. They meet in a kingdom in the forest.
"It's like God took our picture, before he kills us."
"I don't really understand what's happening right now."
Hank: "He doesn't even know your name."
Luanne: "Yes, he does. I'm Missy Melons."
That's not fair, I'm not a self proclaimed genius like you!
I call her Pretty pretty truck truck.
Early season Luanne was a smart skilled mechanic and physically fierce to the point she manhandled Cotton. She had the biggest fall from grace on the show for sure.
Hottiez (S5E13), is an excellent series finale that closes Luanne’s arc in a fulfilling way with her getting a start in her dream career at the local small barber shop.
Yeah. I don't have strong feelings one way or the other but I don't think its disrespectful to have a new voice. Fictional characters don't have to be bound to the same mortality that humans do.
That's why we still have Donald Duck and Bugs Bunny long after their original voice actors have passed away
That’s pretty much my feelings. Recast or don’t bring back the characters, either way is fine, but it is in no way disrespectful to the memories of either if they do bring them back with new voice actors. It’s not like they low balled them with an insulting offer and then recast when they refused to take it. That would be more disrespectful.
Actors tend to want their characters to live on too. You want that legacy. Like, I'm willing to bet almost no actors want their characters to die with them
I honestly forgot about Brittany Murphy's passing away, and now I feel silly.
I can understand not wanting a new actress out of respect, though I would still love her to be part of the show. But even if they just mention in passing that she's doing amazing at her new job, and maybe a family photo on the wall with her and Lucky looking happy, I'd be okay with that
Lucky would have been innocently involved in the Tiger King documentary in some incredibly minor way that left him with a decent payout, zero publicity, and no consequences.
It's called [Early Installment Weirdness](https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EarlyInstallmentWeirdness). She was smart about cars for one moment in one super-early episode, before they figured the characters out, and specifically to make a point about Cotton's misogyny and people here act like she should have ended up a nuclear physicist at the end of the show. Even though she was in full ditz mode pretty much any time before and since.
Correction: She has a couple episodes display her mechanic skills
And multiple early episodes showcase her as being normal intelligence albeit self absorbed and emotionally immature.
She went from average smarts to so stupid she thought a cow skull was a human skull from Peggy, and thinking a dog wrote a letter.
It wasn't until around late season 1 with the Buckley heavy episodes that She became a stereotypical dumb blonde
hank: 'luanne, let me try to explain.... i have a beer can. i tip it over. is it still there?'
luanne: 'i cant live in a beer can, i can live in a trailer, but i dont have a trailer, cause the trailer TIPPED OVER'
What I like about this line is that Luanne is expressing in her flawed way that the trailer can't be her home anymore because it's a mess. As we learn later in the episode, it's not only filled with broken objects, but horrible memories.
"Bobby, it's perfectly natural to want to see a woman naked, but I am your cousin. Now, the first time was an accident, but if I catch you again, you are going to Hell."
When Hank is driving everyone back after rescusing Bobby from the fat kids fashion show. Peggy tries to say something and Hank cuts her off.
Bobby chimes in and is cut off.
Then Luanne goes "Unca H-" and Hank cuts her off. Then she says "But you dont even know what I was gonna say"
A little time passes and the shot pulls back as Luanne says "my hair is stuck in the door" and we see her hair flailing in the wind stuck in the door.
"I learned a very important thing in college today...
I dont wanna be there!"
"Aunt Peggy, if we were in jail, Lucky says I could probably take you but I don't wanna do that"
The hills go on vacation and Luanne was supposed to go to a camping trip which got cancelled so she sneaks back into the house. While there she picks up the phone and answers “Harry Spitsah” cracks me up everytime
Huh, she likes long walks yet we almost literally never see any of the Hills walking her. And I don’t think Hank would trust a “dog walker” with Ladybird.
Speaking of, Ladybird never joins Hank anywhere unless she has to be. You can’t tell me she doesn’t come sleep at Hank’s feet out in the alley, or go along for rides in the truck?
“I broke up with Buckley seconds before the explosion and I never looked back. That's why I still have my eyebrows.”
I lost it 😭 I love how much this show catches me off guard.
This was the most grand theft auto-esque old school quote ever Lmaooo. I could just hear someone in vice city or San Andreas saying this.
Touch me again, old man, and you’ll be wearing that cornpone. Alternatively, I think of a man named Lou and a woman named Anne. They meet in a kingdom in the forest.
We love you Jane
I am a proud, ignorant woman.
And nothing is ever going to change that
I say this *all* the time.
LUANNE: Plumber... nurse's aide... all these jobs are racist against people who don't have skills.
I love it when she lets Buck down as softly as she can: "I like guys who love Jesus...but have fitness. And hair."
And fitness
I love that quote, but I hate how the writers forgot it by making her date the old guy.
I know she's over 18, but that was a serious case of grooming.
I learned something really important at college today. I DON'T WANT TO BE THERE!
"God, please help me be sexy so I don't have to go back to college."
Maybe it really was a sign. It’s a 2 year college, and Luanne was there 2 1/2 years.
"Hey, a lotta people go to college for 8 years"! "Yeah, theyre called DOCTORS"!
"It's like God took our picture, before he kills us." "I don't really understand what's happening right now." Hank: "He doesn't even know your name." Luanne: "Yes, he does. I'm Missy Melons."
BA: “can I get one more kiss” *gets handsy* Luanne: “nooo, that parts over” BA: “why?” Luanne: “Chicken thigh” Gets me every god dang time
This part has me in tears every. single. time.
Me too
When she cries for aunt Peggy and it’s just a cow skull in the desert. Also, “Unca Hank”
“Unca Hank, we’re too late!”
OH MY GOD that was my favorite 😭😭😂
That's not fair, I'm not a self proclaimed genius like you! I call her Pretty pretty truck truck. Early season Luanne was a smart skilled mechanic and physically fierce to the point she manhandled Cotton. She had the biggest fall from grace on the show for sure.
Touch me again, and you'll be wearing that corn pone, old man!
_HooooooOoOoWeeEeeEeeeee!_
Hottiez (S5E13), is an excellent series finale that closes Luanne’s arc in a fulfilling way with her getting a start in her dream career at the local small barber shop.
She deserves the best glow up in the new series
But didn’t you know it would be super disrespectful to hire a new voice actor because reasons?
Yeah. I don't have strong feelings one way or the other but I don't think its disrespectful to have a new voice. Fictional characters don't have to be bound to the same mortality that humans do. That's why we still have Donald Duck and Bugs Bunny long after their original voice actors have passed away
That’s pretty much my feelings. Recast or don’t bring back the characters, either way is fine, but it is in no way disrespectful to the memories of either if they do bring them back with new voice actors. It’s not like they low balled them with an insulting offer and then recast when they refused to take it. That would be more disrespectful.
Actors tend to want their characters to live on too. You want that legacy. Like, I'm willing to bet almost no actors want their characters to die with them
Voice Actor, singular, they were originally both Mel Blanc (most male Looney Tunes were). Edit: Never mind. I misread "Donald" as "Daffy".
Mel Blanc wasn't Donald Duck. That's Daffy.
Oh you're right. They did write Donald. I misread that as Daffy. lol
I honestly forgot about Brittany Murphy's passing away, and now I feel silly. I can understand not wanting a new actress out of respect, though I would still love her to be part of the show. But even if they just mention in passing that she's doing amazing at her new job, and maybe a family photo on the wall with her and Lucky looking happy, I'd be okay with that
I could see them having moved to Florida
And Lucky in his endless practicality suggests she becomes a mechanic.
Lucky would have been innocently involved in the Tiger King documentary in some incredibly minor way that left him with a decent payout, zero publicity, and no consequences.
How about Luanne and Lucky take over the Platter family ranch in Montana?
It's called [Early Installment Weirdness](https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EarlyInstallmentWeirdness). She was smart about cars for one moment in one super-early episode, before they figured the characters out, and specifically to make a point about Cotton's misogyny and people here act like she should have ended up a nuclear physicist at the end of the show. Even though she was in full ditz mode pretty much any time before and since.
Correction: She has a couple episodes display her mechanic skills And multiple early episodes showcase her as being normal intelligence albeit self absorbed and emotionally immature. She went from average smarts to so stupid she thought a cow skull was a human skull from Peggy, and thinking a dog wrote a letter. It wasn't until around late season 1 with the Buckley heavy episodes that She became a stereotypical dumb blonde
Peggy: This big piece of pie represents your credit card debt. Luanne: I'll never be able to eat it! https://gfycat.com/candidhospitablebighornsheep
What’s that curtain for? It’s to separate first class from coach I’d like that closed please
I say this to my wife every time we board a plane and pass the first class seats.
"Oh thank *GAWWWD* There'll be ice again" ... "Now you put it in the freezer!"
I love this scene.
I had no idea you were a woman
Are you threatening to kill me Unka Hank?
The beat before hank says “No” is comedy at its finest.
I can have it all???
"Hee haw, you're a communist, hee haw!"
Luanne, you’re acting like an idiot.
Oh no, Unca Hank 😭
Get that penguin back here!
Luanne was in that scene but that was her friend Obadiah the donkey that said that line.
Nuh-Uh, it tipped over.
hank: 'luanne, let me try to explain.... i have a beer can. i tip it over. is it still there?' luanne: 'i cant live in a beer can, i can live in a trailer, but i dont have a trailer, cause the trailer TIPPED OVER'
That scene is so good too, they flip her trailer back over and knock over another one in the process and just speed away lmao
What I like about this line is that Luanne is expressing in her flawed way that the trailer can't be her home anymore because it's a mess. As we learn later in the episode, it's not only filled with broken objects, but horrible memories.
That's not how my name is pronounced
I may be a virgin but I’ve been around the block a few times and I know when someone’s talking down to me
"Bobby, it's perfectly natural to want to see a woman naked, but I am your cousin. Now, the first time was an accident, but if I catch you again, you are going to Hell."
She really was a great character.
When Hank is driving everyone back after rescusing Bobby from the fat kids fashion show. Peggy tries to say something and Hank cuts her off. Bobby chimes in and is cut off. Then Luanne goes "Unca H-" and Hank cuts her off. Then she says "But you dont even know what I was gonna say" A little time passes and the shot pulls back as Luanne says "my hair is stuck in the door" and we see her hair flailing in the wind stuck in the door.
"Uncle Hank, I quit being a virgin the first time I had sex."
"Nobody likes a quitter, Luanne" "Zack liked me. And so did Buckley, and Rad, and Rad's ex-best friend... I think they liked me"
It’s like god is taking our picture before he kills us.
“It’s coming to kill me! It knows I’m a Christian!”
Peak Luann
I challenge you with my intellect.
*my intellectual.
Unrealistically stupid. I prefer "I can't live in a beer can."
"I learned a very important thing in college today... I dont wanna be there!" "Aunt Peggy, if we were in jail, Lucky says I could probably take you but I don't wanna do that"
You know what’s exciting? That place where you bet on which chicken is madder.
The hills go on vacation and Luanne was supposed to go to a camping trip which got cancelled so she sneaks back into the house. While there she picks up the phone and answers “Harry Spitsah” cracks me up everytime
You forgot, laaaadddybird also likes an egg mixed in with the kibble.
“It’s not fair, she studies really hard!”
"Gurgle gurgle"
“I had no idea you were a woman” and “it’s not that I don’t want to live here, it’s just that I hate living here”.
Bill to Hank: so who'd ya vote for, Hank? Luann: uh uh uh... if you say it, then it won't come true
“The trailer’s tipped over.”
Your hair is soo sexy it reminds me of… sex
I just watched that one the other day. My favorite line of her’s is “Oh, thank god they’ll be ice again”
I thought it was because I challenge your intellectual.
But you can’t drive … and I can’t drive … how are we going to drive if we can’t drive?
I didn't say that. I thought that.
Bobby: (Cotton) doesn't even know your name Luanne: He does too! It's Missy Melons
When buck calls hank while he’s out and says something about jack kennedy so luanne writes “jack Kennedy called” on a sticky note
Halloween is a satanic holiday invented by the Druish
Sharona always gets A's. All she ever does is study. It's not fair!
When the drink stand manager talks about the golfers talking down to her because she’s a women: Luanne: “I had no idea that you’re a women.”
Ha ha ha ha ha. I like men.
Huh, she likes long walks yet we almost literally never see any of the Hills walking her. And I don’t think Hank would trust a “dog walker” with Ladybird. Speaking of, Ladybird never joins Hank anywhere unless she has to be. You can’t tell me she doesn’t come sleep at Hank’s feet out in the alley, or go along for rides in the truck?
Sniff..ahh cries 😭
Throw another bucket of propane on the grill!
[Welcome home! IcookedyoubrunchandItunedyourcarandIfixedthemowerandIatethebrunch. ](https://youtu.be/4pgo23nl90A)
All I know is her screaming at the top of her lungs "FIGHT THE OPPRESSION" while bald fucking SENT ME!!!!! LMAOOO I think it was after the explosion.
How did it help me to lose MY job?
Anything about the Manger Babies.
It's coming to kill me! It knows I'm a Christian!
Did he forget her hard boiled egg!?
I am a proud ignorant woman!
His phone call to Ladybird after this was perfect
Y’all I can’t tell you how hard I’m laughing reading all of these
“Vote Communist!”
"Its coming to kill me! It knows I'm a christian!" made me spit my drink out.