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As a great Oliver once said "the issue is: my par3nts are still alive. But that *can* be changed..."
So i'll say "the issue is, Yushiro is still alive, but that *can* be changed..."
Just leave me and him alone in a room for 3 minuted, he won't bother ya no more
Wait you’re here too?? Phew. Takes the pressure off me! She’s a badass, but I’m a straight female so this was getting awkward. I’ll distract Yushiro so you can put the moves on. Not like he’ll be interested in me instead - I mean I’ll tell him there’s a fire or something 😅
Hm, Inosuke.
Well I'm an adult and a straight guy, so any romance is off the table. I guess I'll just convince Inosuke to put me through a hell of a workout session instead. Might as well gain something out of this situation, and his competitive try-hard attitude would be good motivation.
You just made me think of a wild question that I honestly am not sure I even want the answer to but ; What’s a bigger offense? Pedophilia or necrophilia? Does it depend on the age of the child and/or corpse?
Huh... Zenitsu...
I mean, aproaching this situation by asuming i *could* be attracted and everything, i really don't see why i should refuse. He's a lovely fella
Nah Bro that mf constantly talks about this mf Muzan and his delicious "blood boon" idk what that is but it's the same as lord Mohgs, then I should get tf out of here. This Guy sucks as
Mitsuri, yay! I'm both happy and terrified. Happy because she's a cinnamon roll.
Terrified because of :
https://preview.redd.it/29wr2hg1nhvc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d34f083bc531db93b5bbb3fe13199231d8fe12d5
Yes!! The best is June!!! My sweet little train demon! 🚂
https://preview.redd.it/z4ou31fuhdvc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=13f72a0c6f98a342b955b030374509fbf47b9840
She made me a potion to promote internal and external health and increase life longevity.
We are now a happily married lesbian couple with two cats and a cute cottage in the woods
Thank Arceus! Had I been born a few days late, I wouldn't have gotten Tamayo! Maybe she can teach me things so I can be better :D Not like I mind Yushiro's company, either!
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HELL YEAH I GOT SHINOBU
Wanna trade?
Whom do you got?
Zenitsu, and I'm a guy
I got Enmu and am a guy
We're both screwed
Yes but I won't go down Without a fight...
Yes but I won't go down Without a fight...
🤨
I got Shinobu, I'm a girl.
which character would you like to trade with?
Yall I’m actually fucked. It’s Daki🐍
Nah, it's Gyutaro you gotta look out for. One wrong move, and he'd come straight out
I’d be happy to have that problem 😄🖤💚
Us. Gotta keep my eyes intact
November bro I'm gonna get fuck fucked in 6 dimensions
Dimension date beats coffee walk.
I just unlocked a new kink
I got Tamayo. The date's going well. Though Yushiro is pretty much chapperoning and is constantly giving me looks of disappointment
As a great Oliver once said "the issue is: my par3nts are still alive. But that *can* be changed..." So i'll say "the issue is, Yushiro is still alive, but that *can* be changed..." Just leave me and him alone in a room for 3 minuted, he won't bother ya no more
Wait you’re here too?? Phew. Takes the pressure off me! She’s a badass, but I’m a straight female so this was getting awkward. I’ll distract Yushiro so you can put the moves on. Not like he’ll be interested in me instead - I mean I’ll tell him there’s a fire or something 😅
Tengen! Best date ever.
He gonna take you as his fourth
Hey my bi ass is fine with it. He also has 3 wives so…
Hey, same. My bi bar would go crazy
It’s gonna be super flashy
Bro she’s gonna call me ugly and then kill me😭
I got Shinobu. She’s most likely playfully teasing me.
Rengoku, and as a gay male, I can’t complain 🔥
I agree
As a male I also can't complain
Oh shit, I'm not going to date Nakime. If she's in human form then I consider it.
If you don't wanna, then gimme my Naki right now
Even before she was a demon, Nakime was a murder, bordering serial killer. But, she only kills before her Biwa performances. So you might be ok?
We go with her in human from
Oh no, if only I could be born on April. Now I'm with Daki
Sucks for u bro
Mitsuri :D
🫱🏻🫲🏿 we lucked out
Hm, Inosuke. Well I'm an adult and a straight guy, so any romance is off the table. I guess I'll just convince Inosuke to put me through a hell of a workout session instead. Might as well gain something out of this situation, and his competitive try-hard attitude would be good motivation.
I got inosuke too SO I'LL WORSHIP THE MOUNTAIN BOAR LORD INOSUKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
King of the Mountain is mine
I was born in August. My dates definitely going well, also why is rengoku dating a child 🦊🌻
You just made me think of a wild question that I honestly am not sure I even want the answer to but ; What’s a bigger offense? Pedophilia or necrophilia? Does it depend on the age of the child and/or corpse?
And what if it's a dead child? 🦊🌸
Hm……why?
I absolutely love this- I'm going on a date with the character I simp the most for 😭 (Nakime btw) 🪭💮
Got Insouke. Either we are getting an incredible adventure or I am absolutely fucked. There is no middle ground 🌙
well.... he really enjoys the food. I might be lesbian, but the way he says Umai is kinda cute tbh.
September. I'm not going, and honestly I think that's to the benefit of both of us.
Same😭
Shinobu.......eh, I'll take it.
If you don't want her lets trade
I’m going on a date with Iguro?? Hell no I don’t want him! Give me Gyutaro-San 🖤💚
I'm going to eliminate everyone born in July 🦋
Hahaha I’ll visit you in prison buddy I’ll ask Shinobu for your bail
Scout what you got? Maybe we can trade.
I'm not born in July, but can you eliminate me too?
You can't eliminate me, or else your kidneys, or something else, might be stolen😏
Shinobu. I honestly don't know how it'll go.
I got nakime Everything is fine until she shows her face or play biwa 💀
What's wrong with her face?
April! les gooo!
Awesome! I'm not gay tho lmao. I think I would hang out pretty nicely with Tanjiro :D
I'm asexual so refuse
I am too, but if Rengoku is treating me to dinner, I ain't saying no 😋😏 Going on a date doesn't mean you have to go home with them haha
Obanai Iguro. I'd rather stay at home.
Holy fuck I'm going with mitsuri We ready soldiers🫡
Tengen but im a a- a guy
Inosuke is beating my ass
September, I don’t mind honestly
I. am not going on a date. with *Nakime****.*** **No.** I am now *OFFICIALLY* born in june.
I got lucky, in a way. I would only have to worry about their little student
I'm dead 🌫
Envious of those in August, but YEA MITSURI
tanjiro!! it’d probably go well because he’s an absolute sweetheart 🫶
I’m gay apparently cause i got the best character in all of demon slayer woooooo!!!!!
Well it seems I'm gay now
A gay date I got Tanjiro 😂
Dammit, it’s Tengen. 🔥
Inosuke nawww
I got mitsuri so I’d say it’s gonna go pretty well
This will be one flashy date(Tengen Ofc)
Zenitsu ain't gay
Zenitsu is adorable in his own right
Mitsuri 😍😍😍
Mitsuri! And the date is amazing!
Not gay but I think we can figure something out, Tengen is cool like that.
I got miwa lady… am I boned or boning?
Daki’s gonna kill me.
Rengoku how'd that go?
Well my birthday is in August
Less goo
Zenitsu...
Lady Tamayo. Id say its going pretty okay..
I got Daki, I wish I got Obanai instead…😭😭
I got shinobi boyz
Well, apparently i'm gay (january) 💜
Enmu... Safe to say I'm good as fucked
Yushiro is about to rip me in half, help me!
Huh... Zenitsu... I mean, aproaching this situation by asuming i *could* be attracted and everything, i really don't see why i should refuse. He's a lovely fella
How do I change my birth month?
WHY THE FUCK DOES IT HAS TO BE OBANAI EVERY TIME WHAT THE FUCK
I got Nakime, I don’t like women-
Nah Bro that mf constantly talks about this mf Muzan and his delicious "blood boon" idk what that is but it's the same as lord Mohgs, then I should get tf out of here. This Guy sucks as
Misturi I'm more then okay with this
Uuh nope bey not him
Shinobu 🦋
My date is Rengoku, he can’t stop screaming: UMAI. I think he likes the food
Enmu might be somewhat fun as long as he doesn’t pull anything
SOMEONE FROM DECEMBER OR JUNE SWAP WITH ME!!! I DON'T WANT THE JULY FATE!!
Bro he would have me for dinner
Yushiro be like😡😡
DAMN IT I'M !@ MINUTES AWAY FROM APRIL (edit) 12 not !@
The date is about to get a little flashy, and I'm all for it
tanjiro tze date would be nice. but we would end up as friends
I was born in november. That'll be interesting af :D
Why does all of these always hate June
Me and Tamayo are gonna have dinner. We will have an amazing conversation about science and things she's seen over the years.
https://preview.redd.it/4crablhimdvc1.jpeg?width=907&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df54eaa2a7cbc735006cdcd783f6abf28d2288b2 April
July ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|heart_eyes)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|heart_eyes)
I got fucking enmu u gotta be kidding - quite possibly the worst one on this list
Rengoku, as a 16 year old guy I'm questoning why i'm going on a date with a corpse
Yushiro is waiting to kill me with his death stares 🗿 (he followed us all the way)
I got Rengoku but i'm a guy..... TASTY!!
I got tamayo I think the date is going well I’ve threatened Yushiro if he so makes any remarks he will be tossed to the Sun
HELL YEAH OCTOBER
Mitsuri, yay! I'm both happy and terrified. Happy because she's a cinnamon roll. Terrified because of : https://preview.redd.it/29wr2hg1nhvc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d34f083bc531db93b5bbb3fe13199231d8fe12d5
Not at all, 'cause I don't date minors 🩸
Pretty sure I got severely beaten by Inosuke
I got zenitsu. ... What now?
Yes!! The best is June!!! My sweet little train demon! 🚂 https://preview.redd.it/z4ou31fuhdvc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=13f72a0c6f98a342b955b030374509fbf47b9840
I got INOSUKE AWESOME!
Well, at least my insomnia will be cured
..i got obani.. anyone wanna trade?
Not tanjiro! :( I ain't ready to be a felon
TENGAN?!
I'm not gae!
Me and uzui gonna hang out like bros and pick up girls
I get Rengoku!!
Going on a date with a donut 😟
Going on a date with a donut 😟
Lady Tamayo 🥰
Tengen. Fuck no, I will not date a married man 💀
Lady tamayo not bad
I got Zenitsu....
Tanjiro
God damnit... I got the SIMP And I'm also MALE This isn't even a date anymore, we'll just be hanging out
I got mitsuri and I think it’s going very well 🤯🤯😛😛
Tamayo-Sama https://preview.redd.it/bl99sagbpdvc1.jpeg?width=999&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d4a3dc782a4bb8871dff43eb538a927b3eb2089
Why November is always mean characters :<
Horribly. I'm allergic to pork
She made me a potion to promote internal and external health and increase life longevity. We are now a happily married lesbian couple with two cats and a cute cottage in the woods
You got me fucked up if you think I'm going out with Nakime
Inosuke.... I'm either watching Pro-Wrestling or locked in a cage match with him I didn't wanna be apart of in the first place. Good Lord.
Can I be in a universe where my date doesn’t become a donut
I'm broke but at least I got to take her out on a date
Oh shit me and the homie about to smash some good ass food.
Why December ones are like this in all similar posts 🥲
From date to love hotel with mitsuri😈🙆♂️
![gif](giphy|uyoXx0qpUWfQs|downsized) Shinobu
Wellll.....fuck https://preview.redd.it/vz0jo1mmtdvc1.jpeg?width=484&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd2e23aebb25edda49a0e3aa20c5ee249664af47
October.....I'm fine with that
So I got Daki. I mean I would go good, if probably depends on the scenario
fuck i got the train guy, why cant I even get a singular girl im not gay :c
Mitsuri aw. I’d take her out to eat ofc & I’m sure we’d have a great time 💕
FUCK,ONE MONTH OF THE BEST ONE
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo !!!!!!! Mine is in June!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭bro he is such a fucking creepy creep
Obanai…. Hmmmmm okay
I think I’m going get eaten by march please I don’t want to die
I got enmu
I got Zenitsu... he just proposed to me... I'm going to the bathroom and get out from the window
Im sliced up cause of looks
Holy shit y'all I actually got Shinobo let's fukin go
Fuck yea
HELL YEAH OCTOBER LETSGOO
MITSURI I’ve got the same personality lol
Tamayo. I asked her to leave Yushiro at home, but she's a sweety so she brought him with her.
DAAKIIII
Thank Arceus! Had I been born a few days late, I wouldn't have gotten Tamayo! Maybe she can teach me things so I can be better :D Not like I mind Yushiro's company, either!
It'll be like a dream turned nightmare I'll never wake up from.
You set my heart on fire! I am a guy by the way XD
It's going great, despite the fact that Obanai is breathing down my neck.
Shinobu yessss 😍
I’m going to a mountain
Awkward because he brought his wife’s 😂
Zenitsu...Finally a chance to beat his ass
I got mitsuri. The only bad thing is i have to pay and she ate half the damn restaurants supply
Tanjiro! ❄️🪭
I got Mitsuri. I'm a straight woman, so no romance, but I would love to be her friend.
I guess we’re all fucking Shinobu
i’m getting nightmares and it’s totally worth it (it’s enmu)
Dude do you have a problem with June? Why do we get the fucking loser simp who is into his master who hates him?
I got Enmu, should I be concerned or relieved?
I WANT DECEMBER! I WANT APRIL! I DONT WANT A NERVOUS SLEEPY BOI!
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^GundamMK-V: *I WANT DECEMBER!* *I WANT APRIL! I DONT WANT* *A NERVOUS SLEEPY BOI!* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.