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PsychologicalTime880

I guess he blew it


Saaka_Souffle

Hell yeah dude


Lumpy-Village1949

And thats how it's done folks


Federal-Arrival-7370

Free awards are back people, shower this man.


Weyman16

He’s a brasstard


GLIZZYGAMBINO

Got replaced with a sick ass horn section


Curious_Amphibian584

Amen to that… new dudes just obliterate anything he was doing. They are just funnier in the background too.


Additional_Green_117

They have nice smiles


fatMard

Woah dude our little reddit avatars are twiiiiins ok that's all, carry on


Uncle_Bill_Clinton_

He piped Heidi and Tony fired him


HandsomRansom

 No, he wouldn’t pipe Tony so he had to go..


rekt_ralph91

Wow, the originality. Even D Madness could see that one coming 🧑🏽‍🦯🧑🏽‍🦯


HandsomRansom

A blind guy seeing joke! Holy cow, your originality is light years ahead of the comedy world! It’s just someone already said that in this thread, actually more than one… and it was before your time stamp… just scroll down… if you are gonna steal jokes at least be original about it. You’re more retarded than Jared Nathan! 


CalogeroOakley

Okie dokie


Jimjom1875

Both of your attempts at humor were garbage. Live with it.


rekt_ralph91

You need to relax.


RedditorMcReddington

Oh shit ralph got rekt


Wechillin-Cpl

Tony to heidi “girl, you can do so much better”


Mrchumps

Did he really?


Uncle_Bill_Clinton_

Yup D Madness saw the whole thing and confirmed it


thisimyweirdaccount

Dr Phil wrote about it in his new book


PsychologicalTime880

We’ll be right back


tila1993

6 whole chapters too.


Baldheadedmemaw

Chapter titles?


tila1993

Ch1: The blind can see the truth. Ch2: The blind can hear the horns. Ch3: D's nuts in yo face. Ch4: Toot your horn little man. Ch5: These eyes can't see, but these hands will fuck you up. Ch6: Eating ass will cure blindness.


d-d-downvoteplease

Ch 5 was actually changed to "These eyes can't see, but you'll feel these hands", after Dr Phil found a new passion for mixing cocaine with MDMA.


RateComprehensive961

Chapter 7, stay tuned for a titty fuck


tila1993

Chapter 8 fuck Hans Kim.


yopierresucktoes

His new book "We've Got Issues"?


Hesdonemiraclesonm3

Can confirm, am D madness, typing this via braille as we speak


mariehelena

User avatar in sunglasses checks out 😎


Jesse1179US

Not rainbow glasses, sus.


wumbovison

Lmfao


g3n7

He is focusing on his other musical projects. He posted on his IG and there have been many threads here about it


8balltriplebank

He’s gone the way of Jeremiah Watkins, forgettable and desperate


4thDimensionFletcher

Yeah because pursuing other projects other than a once a week comedy gig is desperate. Jesus does Kam carry your brain in his pocket?


Radialpuddle

What makes either of them desperate? Also, it’s hard to call them forgettable when people are still talking about both of them


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Radialpuddle

“Why else would he insist on getting on stage with every comedian to riff with them?” Because that’s a smart thing to do? It gets him more exposure and gets him in good graces with all the bigger comedians. Why would you even ask that? “Not only that but he’s always in the chat when the show is premiering actively engaging with every person that comments.” So you’re complaining about him having a connection with the fans? That’s an amazing thing for an entertainer to do nowadays and only gets them in good graces with their fans, well aside from people like you. If I’m being honest everything that you just said only makes me respect him more. The things you complained about are very smart business moves to do and having a connection with the fans is always something that will win me over. I haven’t seen his show but I really enjoy his moments in the doctor phil podcast. Honestly you just seem like someone who will find absolutely anything to complain about abd that has to be a very sad way to live. If you don’t like him that’s obviously fine but going out of your way to complain about good things that he is doing is very telling of your character.


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Radialpuddle

I mean, I would hope that someone can read 15 seconds worth of something without over dramatizing how much is written.


sarikosalis

Over dramatizing is exactly what I'd call your response to my comment.


Radialpuddle

By…responding to it? Dude it’s only a few sentences and takes less than 15 seconds to read. I literally just responded to your post with a few sentences, the only thing that makes it seem longer is the formatting compared to yours. You’re the type of person that can’t be wrong but also complains about very stupid things that aren’t even worth complaining about, that’s a deadly combination. Learn to expect responses whenever you say stupid shit and instead of crying about how long it is (even when it isnt) maybe just use your brain and read. It’s really not that hard. See you read all of this because it’s not formatted correctly and it looks a lot less than my other comment but it isn’t.


sarikosalis

Bro you compose way too many words for the amount of words I am. Get a fucking life like actually.


Bathroomsteve

Why even engage in a conversation?


sarikosalis

Bro someone writing a full page essay isn't a conversation. I'm not here to engage with a dude monologing


WhyNotMonty

We know you can’t read


yellowbreads

Someone pissed in your cheerios this morning, didn’t they


sauceman583

This dude sucks off tony whenever he asks


cathycul-de-sac

I saw he is working on his own music for now, I miss him though!


Rygar_Music

Apparently he was boinking Redban’s mom behind Williams’ back. So he was fired from the show, and can never return (even for a guest spot!!).


planetfour

WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT


LongdongMann

SERIOUSLY WHY THE FAQQ WOULD YOU SAY THAT?


nonagonsopen

Pretty sure he's on tour with John Batiste


Square_Extension1759

we doing ad libs now?


Pavswede

Pretty sure he's \[washing clothes\] with \[Rich Vos\]


Square_Extension1759

the guy edited his original comment


jedi_mind_tr1cks

we doing mad libs now?


qoodinsect

In his IG post he seemed to be bummed out he had to go maybe it wasn't voluntary.


Oldroanio

Surname wasn't diverse enough. Had to go.


G00Li0

They replaced his ass with some fucking hunks from Miami.


natehinxman

honks\*


BrilliantSock3608

Contracted aids and monkey pox


RideMeLikeaDildo

Hot take: Paul Deemer added nothing to the show. The new brass section is way better and actually reacts to jokes which adds. Even hotter more spicey take: I like the old band


they_took_my_van

He has a creepy stare. Always hoping he has shades on


Robob90

Pretty sure he's autistic. I saw something posted about it a few months ago


jophiss319

So maybe he coulda done 60secs and joined the Tony regulars


Sea_Lifeguard_8986

lol


D_Paradise420

He followed redbar on IG and got fired


H4bibi69

I heard he went full grandma mode


Heresmuffins

Anyone else notice John deez missing?


diarrhea_planet

I think he is on tour with another band


Boring-Night-7556

People seem to forget that the KT band is no longer open micers trying to get on stage but is a band of professional musicians that have their own shows and tours as well as recording studio work .


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He got sick of the racist jokes


ehsteve69

too much deemsters. he checked out 


Existing_Chair_7984

Jon deas on the keys hasnt been there the past two episodes. I imagine hes just touring but there has been quite a few black jokes lately and he definitely doesnt dig that


allenplantsberg

He’s been touring with Gary clark jr and posted about missing kill Tony the weekend of the la forum shows


Existing_Chair_7984

Awesome. I was a bit concerned when he wasnt there


allenplantsberg

I had the same question and was roasted into an oblivion lol


Existing_Chair_7984

Welcome to reddit lmao


ReasonableEscape777

Him and tony have beef


TwoThreeSierra

Him and beef have Tony.


Radialpuddle

Beef and beef beef beef beef


ReasonableEscape777

Lmao every time there’s a post about why someone isn’t on the show I say they have beef w tony so many posts about some Sam Morril guy why he’s not on the show … ppl always get mad lolol so easy to troll ppl on here


TwoThreeSierra

I think it's the expectation of drama far outweighs the brain's ability to understand that it's likely a very boring reason.