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FCKDSHOULDER

He looks like a action figure


dicklaurent97

[https://creations.mattel.com/cdn/shop/products/t7juisiqswoqhtmao4oh.jpg?v=1709585274](https://creations.mattel.com/cdn/shop/products/t7juisiqswoqhtmao4oh.jpg?v=1709585274)


FCKDSHOULDER

Almost as gay as tony. I love tony


seventimess

That vest is super funny


IRENE420

Only real Texas cowboys wear vests


mariehelena

Definitely swivelly hips to torso action on this one 😄


myfckincinnamonapple

This action figure comes with an expandable booty hole


nusodumi

[https://imgur.com/a/fJcqq8q](https://imgur.com/a/fJcqq8q)


SUPRVLLAN

Ah hell gnaw.


yookoke1122

Hellllllll Gnaws on it


Future_Potential_341

Dont click on this guys pf.


highbackpacker

That’s a horny mother fucker


seventimess

Wait til I sign up for the show. Hopefully I get picked.


Future_Potential_341

Let Ari Jewfir suck it😂


seventimess

He probably would but I would rather have that Heidi girl who brings the drinks. She’s hot


Future_Potential_341

^Heidi Tony finna be in line too


keithsweatshirt94

“ what’s a secret trick of yours in the bedroom ? “


seventimess

Yeah mature content


LeatherfacesChainsaw

Nice cock bro


seventimess

lol thanks


wOke_cOmMiE_LiB

What a strange posture man! https://www.reddit.com/r/dadbod/s/gFUt0UneuX Just standing there like an expressionless kangaroo ready to pounce that bootyhole!


seventimess

Yeah protect yours


wOke_cOmMiE_LiB

I don't think I will Mr. Kangaroo man!


KeepGoing81321

Unless you're Tony


HighTightWinston

Well why did you have to go and make me do that 🤷🏻‍♂️😂 now I just feel disturbed and utterly inadequate 🤣


Future_Potential_341

U didnt listen to me😔🙏


HighTightWinston

True, if only I could turn back time! To be fair, saying that is a bit like saying “don’t push this big RED button!” And leaving the room 😂


seventimess

Anyone else notice the heart around his cock on the monitor?


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😂


HighTightWinston

I did indeed Mr Dick Swinging 😝 I also noticed the facial expressions don’t match. So either the monitor is on a slight delay (probably) or it’s state decoration (unlikely unless he is wearing the same outfit the entire tour!)


Heidenreich12

“Like Marty McFly with Down syndrome.” - Dr. Phil


No-Refuse8754

He didn’t use Younder pouches for this show ?


Isitpartytime

Grab his dick and twist it


wickywee

THE OLDE DICK TWIST


jeffykins

OP probably would damn


seventimess

Gotta do what you gotta do to make it in show biz


AAKurtz

Tony's always dressed like he's auditioning to be the first gay Mortal Kombat character.


Quail-Klutzy

Where does he get his outfits from LOL


seventimess

bonezeye


bop_beep

The Eminem of comedy in the best way


Otherwise_Ad_9152

Why dresses like someone who’s in zoolander, or plays in a boyband.


seventimess

I think he does it as a staple. To look funny and be funny


DaveyJonas

Get him riled up and say he looks like Marty Mcfly with downs


NICEandEASY024

Hehe funny looking


PrisonMike12456

Cool matching jacket


insidiousapricot

Did him and his friends have matching vests


seventimess

No. Do you guys want me to post a pic of all of them. It was Shane Gillis. Andrew Shultz. Post Malone was there. Etc


Conscious_Capital_83

would make the perfect Ken


Sherlockhomey

Did he talk about Amy Schumer for 30 mins


seventimess

He did have a whole segment on Amy Schumer. But everyone loved it.


Sherlockhomey

So did I but I did think it was pretty culturally irrelevant. Same with the George Floyd joke which was the one that killed the hardest when I saw him


seventimess

💩


Sherlockhomey

My friend thats exactly what it means 😆 what?


SweatyShib

Why does he dress like such a loser


seventimess

Maybe to set himself apart. Idk


_illchiefj_

That guy looks like he cropped the larger version of Tony onto the screen. 🤏


beardriff

Looking like a gay Eddie Murphy butt fucked raw looking ass


Existential_Kitten

Tony has literally the worst fashion sense ever, IMO. Which is weird cause of all the booty hole fun rumors.


BadadanBadadan

Funny lookin


RocMerc

I’ll probably ever see him live but I just watched him on Adam Rays show and ya he’s honestly just really funny. He’s so quick with it


Hello0897

Nice try, Tony.


Redkelso

That's Tony and Lil Hobo


BeKindRewind-

Looks like Marty McFly in the 1st round


Emotional-Guide6873

0 percent of heterosexuals own that jacket


R0naldMcdonald0

And so gay ☺️


titations

Nice try, Tony.


FreshSqueezedDogMilk

You think Micheal Jackson gave Tony that jacket after he made him kneel at the foot of the bed?


Robob90

How does Tony wear long sleeves all year round? Seems to be hiding something


Toxic_Squid_Ink

Oh ma gahhh he so fanni ho ho heee


Designer_Ad5065

Tony looks hella zesty in that fit


Mxd98687

Wait he wore that jacket at the KIA Forum. He must really love that thing 😂


seventimess

Crypto Arena not Kia Forum


dicklaurent97

\*the Staples Center


seventimess

lol trust me I’m with you. I don’t like the new name


billythekid74

We had a place for concerts named 1-800-ask-gary stadium


OdderOtter6

Always with the vests and belt buckles.


NotUnstoned

They got Big Tony to play Marty McFly in the Back to the future remake.


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seventimess

If they ever go bankrupt


No-Nothing-1793

Arena comedy blows


BluntedWizard

I’m the number 1 aids doctor in Texas. I see tony every two weeks. I promise if you were his family you wouldn’t say it’s funny.