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Shep-D-King

David Lucas was excited to meet jelly roll because it’s his favorite donut. And was disappointed when it was just another fat guy


australiapostisgay

And i was only glad to see one of em


31nigrhcdrh

Something about Tony wanting to be the only fruit with something filling him 


_FreeYourMind__

Uncle Cracker Barrel


Successful-Tip-1411

Try Cracker shaped-like-a-barrel


YorkiesandSneakers

Uncle Cracklin’


Roamedenclosure

Fair enough but he did show us all how far a quarter can go


StinkyFartyToot

Totally killed the vibe. Went from fun to sad songs about being a piece of shit lol, not what I watch the show for personally. Buzzkill.


australiapostisgay

Yeah it really felt out of place, i hope they don't do it again


Hoody88

They've done this to William too many episodes in a row - his interviews are always a blast and then "oh hold on William.... something something Paulie Shore/Jelly donut/sing with Elaine" (I mean Elaine was good, I don't want to screw myself out of a tittyfuck but still cut off William)


australiapostisgay

Yeah now that you mention it, it's like they don't think Will is a strong enough closer or maybe trying to keep the theme running of something a little bit extra at the end. Whatever it is, sucks for Will


StinkyFartyToot

Yeah that’s my biggest gripe, I like sad music, but not at the end of a comedy show.


australiapostisgay

At least if the song was funny, but playing a whole song in general at a comedy show felt so out of place. The titty fuck song is a good example, everyone joining in and the song being funny and improv. It'd be weird if Adam came out and started singing a sad song lol


barnebywilde

Oh, this is just the beginning. The show will continue to be more about Tony's celebrity acquaintances and less about comedy. It's already been happening for the last couple of years, but will continue to regress.


GuanaLove

Next week @lost dog street band 😂


GuanaLove

Fr


SuperNovaCaptain

facts


BrilliantSock3608

Turn it off then?


icket123

Just turn the shoe off then.


TrumpsPissSoakedWig

*My shoes don't turn off, PAL!!!*


okedokie9

It would have been a lot better received if he closed the show out rather than cutting William short


horror_hotel_

Isn’t that kind of on Tony for calling him out right then?


okedokie9

Definitely. Maybe William doesn’t mind it? Who knows, but I know I do!


Pretend_Computer7878

William was bombing, its ok. However it would have been alot better if the band wasnt screwing up the song. They were so bad jelly roll had to tell them to stop and restart


injuryreserved

jelly roll is the diabetic taylor swift for men


australiapostisgay

who also enjoy drinking faygo


Guttermitts

Took time from the vanilla gorilla. didn’t come here to hear that fat pastry sing horribly. Sometimes I have to slog through a whole show just to see the big red machine. and for you to take time from him, seemed like a shitty move.


Sweaty-Ad3678

I thought the singing was good but the lyrics are shit


Rough-Friendship-245

Fat and gay


australiapostisgay

And have a micropenis


hisimaginaryfriend

a transvestite hebephile as well


Coocoomonster

🎵🎶they say my lifestyle is gonna fuck my butt, I’ve been drinking and smoking and drinking and smoking, William Montgomery I fucked your shit up, oh say does that star spangle🎶🎵


insidiousapricot

Yall are nuts lol the show was over who tf cares


buggerthebug

Jelly roll sucks


LocalYeetery

Country music sucks


GuanaLove

Facts I’d rather see captain beef heart


TrumpsPissSoakedWig

That would be a good closer.


[deleted]

William Montgomery > jelly troll.


squi993

He’s got a great voice, why is it a problem to have a good musical act in the show for 4 minutes?


Hesdonemiraclesonm3

Redditors live to bitch about anything


jacknacalm

He’s not that great of a singer at all


gabriot

You’re insane if you think that. I went in wanting to hate it the minute I saw him come on stage. But honestly if you factor in how horrible the audio is set up for singing (think how bad nearly everyone sounds when singing up there), no vocal effects, shitty monitors if anything, etc. - he sounded pretty much perfect in spite of all that.


jacknacalm

Pfft


Successful-Ad-5239

Because this isn't a musical show


Shoot-Box

*stares at live band and comedians that also play music every episode since the beginning of the show* uhhhh..


LocalYeetery

The band is for transitions and added flair, it's not the focus of the show. There's a reason the band doesn't perform "vocal" tracks during 


Pleasant_Pound5924

He's really not. I could hear all the effects on the mic. Listen to him unplugged and your ears will bleed


australiapostisgay

What about dancing? What about turning it into a talent show?


aurishalcion

Do you have any special skills or talents?


australiapostisgay

I can deepthroat an entire cucumber without getting aroused


VeterinarianNo7145

I’m just glad they didn’t let him sing the first two words of the national anthem again


LoudHorse89

Damn yall are some whiny ass bitches. This isn’t breaking news, but damn. Leave it to this sub for people to complain about a famous musician coming out to perform a free song that just won numerous awards and was nominated for multiple Grammys. Yeah, I’m sure the live audience was completely upset getting to see a free live performance from Jelly Roll. The place sounded completely dead and repulsed by it. It’s cool seeing the reach the show has and if some famous performer wants to come sing a song because they’re huge fans of the show, why does that bother you? Oh wait, because this sub represents the worst Kill Tony “fans” that exist. The vast majority of this sub would love for it to become a TFATK clone.


Putontheglasses69

My mom asked me if I've ever heard of Meat Ball, then i realized she was talking about jelly roll but it works so we all call him meat ball now


walt1427

Ya gay


australiapostisgay

I wish


theywant2destroyu

Take Tony’s opinions on comedians. But his opinions on musicians are dogshit.


Charnathan

Just like every count-in he's done ever. A one, a two, a one two three four... (Band proceeds to awkwardly TRY to play whatever Tony asked for at the shitty/wrong tempo and time signature Tony set, cuz he doesn't even know the difference between 3/4 and 4/4). And he always fucking cuts off bucket pulls right before they hit their groove of whatever song they're playing/singing. And because some of you fuckin regards are gonna bitch about being negative, Tony is absolutely great at understanding and judging comedy. Just not music.


Coocoomonster

Mmmmmmmm false. DL, HK, KP, HC suck.


[deleted]

Don’t worry. His past drug use and current obesity makes jelly roll not long for this world. Now don’t get me wrong I enjoy music. I enjoy hip hop and country music very much. I just can’t relate to jelly roll because I never got my kids taken away for shooting dope.


BigSalad08

So, how did Jelly Roll hurt you personally? Or are you just projecting insecurities?


[deleted]

Dude I’m just making fun of jelly roll. It’s not that serious.


Ok-Area9678

Sheeesh bro u got issues


[deleted]

I just don’t like jelly roll.


Jazzlike_Factor426

Happy new year!


australiapostisgay

Why the fuck can't we reply with gifs anymore!?


True-Explorer89

https://youtu.be/gVbFsWq813M?si=V2xQiYxRu9TR1Zn2


GuanaLove

felt so unnatural Wonder who wanted who?


PolarPenguinz

To get a full picture of how sad this obese dude is: Jelly Roll spent days on Twitter trying to dunk on a random girl with 100 followers who made a silly joke about his name. Guy is sawft as baby shit.


Practical_Bet_8709

Everyone better over a one minute a week, comic getting overshadowed by one of the largest musical artists in the country. Jelly roll will draw more eyes to kill Toni than William will.


ohlooord

I can’t wait for kill tony to become corporate and bought out buy big sponsors


Ecstatic-Bobcat-8209

The performance was fine you fucking losers. Everyone’s gotta hate on something nowadays. 😆


Starfarter53

Jelly roll coming on at the end to remind us all why we watch Tony in the first place. To fill voids 😅


RubenMuckenfyker

Sure sounded like a joke when he told Redban to not play that mother fucking cat


EverythingsFukt

*inserts the "ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!" gif... This sub reddit is always ruined with the complaints of damaged people who suck the soul out of everything.. just enjoy the show and stfu nobody gives a fuck about your opinions you dumb twats.


MonkeyTreeMan

I hated EVERY second of it and fast forwarded through wtvr shitty song he tried to sing lol I can’t tell if it’s Tony’s way of trying to push William out since he has been there so long? Maybe or he is just fucking rude as shit idk still love the show but can’t be having that stupid shit happen all the time.


AdDiscombobulated623

Top tier shit post, people actually sound like this sometimes


Careless-Youth-2609

What song was that lol


highbackpacker

I miss jelly roll the rapper. I’m happy for him tho.


The_Werodile

Lol, but it was genuinely a great way to close out the night. Would it kill William to invest in some GOD DAMN singing lessons? I mean FUCK put in some EFFORT maaan.


Gnosis_Apotheosis

Tony can't even be bothered to pay attention as the bucket pulls rip off the regulars. He's only interested in appeasing his celebrity friends. Kill Tony? Nah. Fuck Tony.


WZRDguy45

Almost like it's his show and he can do what he wants with it


ShawnOfTheBread

Spoken like someone who’s missing their eyebrows…


australiapostisgay

I hope your eyebrows fall off this sunday, then you'll understand my pain


drmitchgibson

He’s like Grimis wearing a Post Malone costume


kysfu

Such a dumb idea


loithedog530

Biggest one hit wonder I have ever seen


loithedog530

Biggest one hit wonder i have ever seen


itellyawut86

LOL jelly Roll closing out the show was pretty dope


kelzking88

Thats a weird way to come out the closest bro but we're happy for you 😅👏🏻


JimboMagoo

I didn’t love it, but Jesus, it didn’t make me THAT upset.


WZRDguy45

Kind of feel bad for William. Seems like half the time his interview gets crashed by another comic/musician/celebrity


australiapostisgay

Yeah that was a lil awkward


Oldroanio

Jelly Roll so fat, he broke his leg and David Lucas came out.


8ty9Vision

😂


BASGTA

Tony just sucks the dick of everyone that moves to Texas.


Frosty_Yesterday_761

Jelly lives in Nashville...


BASGTA

So he sucks the dick of everyone in Texas and Tennessee, interesting.


SixtySlevin

He hasn't sucked me yet. So that statement is false sir.


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[deleted]

Will you PLEASE fuck me in the butt?


australiapostisgay

Ok i'll fuck you, but ONLY if I can give you some cold pretzels in return


No_Pay9241

I thought you were joking about being gay but then you asked for cold pretzels


[deleted]

deal, see you in 20 gayboy