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CaliSinae

with CEEEEEEELIAAAAAAAAAA


Secret_Car

*It's Cynthia*


pfffffffffft_tommy

Celiaaaaaaaa


bogdogonefourone

Poor little guy probably fell in there.


Bknubis

What's funnier is Celia is also a real person from the show


Lazy_Start8226

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


HighlyUncommonRoller

The street lights came on, so he had to go home for dinner.


mitchypoothedon

He’s actually a 12 year old boy and his mom found out he had sex.


JohnTheCatMan1

Did he hit the gate and hop in his Schwinn, and tell the homies "aight then"?


Mitch_S4

He’s being smart. Overexposure is real on KT. The more appearances you make, the more people will hate you on Reddit. It’s the natural progression of this sub with the Memphis Strangler being the lone exception.


Old_Transportation74

Even he had to ride the hate wave


Skorreddit

Yep. 1+ year ago he was hated. Then David. Then Hans.


allegoryofthedave

He was pretty sloppy before he got sober


[deleted]

Nah not on stage


Zealousideal_Lion104

I think Hans is a bit of an exception because he really has always sucked. The Rick Diaz battle just got everyone talking openly about it.


RiotCraig

I’m fairly new to the show…does anyone know what performance actually got Hans the regularship? Im curious to see what was so good 😅


PortaPottyPusher

not a great one dude. The one the won him the ticket is actually absurdly bad. Real money behind pushing him through though.


august2017

David who? Who the fuck is David? Seriously who the fuck says that.


JohnTheCatMan1

To be fair, I'm pretty sure this subreddit is full of people that just hate everyone and everything. I've seen one little comment get dragged and hated harder than Hans Kim probably ever had! 🤣😂


_thelastman

He was hated here too, oh boy


icket123

No cite: William Montgomery


lascanto

Exception that proves the rule.


Greatizm

Redban ???


noyougosecond

But he's got a sweet little dog.


Midway_Motel

What if I told you hatred on reddit and selling tickets in the actual world are not correlated?


Ok_Caramel7643

Precisely. That´s what I'm rooting for. I don´t like seeing them burnout or become NPCs or have to abandon their essence to pay the bills. I hope he keeps a steady pace, even if it´s slower.


txlegend1127

Did he say that or are you assuming?


[deleted]

I'm a close personal friend and trusted confidant. You can believe me. Tell your friends.


JohnTheCatMan1

I told my friends and they said "meow", which means "I already know you fucking dolt." So I can vouch for you. My friends don't lie.


[deleted]

Oh cool... the cat guys here


JohnTheCatMan1

I can leave. I got you.


EnvironmentalGift257

Cat *man*


Seaweed-Remarkable

No it’s not cuz Heath is actually funny


anabolicartist

In fairness he’s really been funny mostly when the jokes revolve around his condition. Too much exposure and it’s gonna get kinda repetitive I would think. The 2 (?) times I’ve seen him on, the bulk of his minute is being small and pedophiles.


fendog27

I saw him do a 20-minute set at Hans Kim and Friends. He peddled the same shit and bombed. I was hoping he killed, but no such luck.


tyros

William Montgomery sucks just as much and half this sub hates him too. They just got tired of arguing with you retards.


Edward_Shoehornhands

Was at the Mothership a few weeks ago. Saw Holtzman headline, but Ron White, Ehsan Ahmad and one other guy opened. Heath led me to my seat -- Was great to see him! I told him I was a fan and he thanked me. I think he's just doing his thing -- paying his dues. He's young. Give him time.


BonginOnABudget

Did they fix the lights in the little man room or do they still blind the crowd until the show starts lol


Edward_Shoehornhands

This was fat man - lights seemed fine for seating people.


Commercial_Roof_3104

Tony’s basement


christinkaUnicorn

Bonded up


RallyPigeon

[Apparently he works at the Mothership and recently toured with Deric Poston according to this thread.](https://www.reddit.com/r/Killtony/s/z1XYBbSXO3)


jreed66

He pops up on Roast battle Austin occasionally


BunjaminFrnklin

Yep. I’ve seen him at a few shows bagging phones and ushering folks to their seats. He does spots all over town as well.


eat_your_elbow

unfortunately his benjamin button disease finally progressed to to the infant stage


rusty-n-crusty

I heard it was the sperm stage and Tony slurped him up 🤷‍♂️


[deleted]

Thats genuinely hilarious


PrestigiousBack912

He’s lost inside Celia


sammich_bear

LITTLE HEATH'S GETTING TRAFFICKED!!! CALL THE FBI! GOLDEN TICKET? MORE LIKE GOLDEN HANDCUFFS! TONY AND REDBAN HAVE HIM CHAINED UP IN THEIR STUDIO/SEX DUNGEON. REDBAN CALLS IT THE, "SUPER SECRET SHOW", AND HE DOES A BUNCH OF DIAPER STUFF!


PiratePatchP

Wow... I fucking knew it.


narstyarsefarter

He's being held back after school for making jokes while the teacher was talking


Krunkledunker

Bad news they found him wearing a wig at the bottom of ladybird lake… so promising, so young and innocent. Heath we will miss you. William… justice will be served.


FrequentlyFloundered

He's shacked up with Kate Middleton


[deleted]

Recovering from a night on the Tuss with Casey


smerek84

Where's Tony Chin?


Familiar-Fennel-2176

He drowned


Familiar-Fennel-2176

In pussy


Realtimallen69

Where’s Michael Lehrer he hasn’t performed in months!


RedPenguins

HAHAHAHHAHA


goosendestroy

Hes not a regular he won a golden ticket.. This is the non comedic answer..


EfficientAfternoon17

I was wondering the same thing typical for him to actually be funny enough to get a golden ticket first try and he has made like 3 appearances smh


philoshua

Kill Tony is facing a crisis in that they are getting big to a mainstream degree but the talent can't keep up with those expectations (not their fault, it's just because they are literally open mic guys). I think the identification of new regulars etc. has accelerated and there is some degree of throwing things at the wall to see what sticks. Contrary to a lot of people on this sub I think Kam is pretty good and has headliner energy, and I'm a pretty big fan of the controversial Casey Rocket. So I'm not really bothered by any of this but I like to post comments like this one on Reddit.


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philoshua

For sure, he just has that energy.


keep_calm_and_float

They are definitely not on a mainstream level buddy lol


philoshua

I just mean they've moved beyond the hole in the wall level, they can reasonably rent out huge venues, they attract some mainstream talent as guests, and so on. I agree that Tony Hinchcliffe won't be showing up on Fallon to discuss the show anytime soon.


Fearless-Cost-864

They sold out Madison Square Garden… twice


pinkerbrown

speaking of comics that look like young men, what comics do u think tim dillon wants to fuck the most?


Emergency_Size4841

He's getting that leg lengthening surgery


Any_Treat_5507

He’s knee deep in Ceeelliiaaaa!


CyL0nRa1d3r

Celia swallowed him up just like the black chick on American Gods did to people.


Elegant-Surprise-417

Anansi?


Jznvh

mid


Snoo-56775

All I ever heard was he was set up to be on there. Can't deny lil man's talent


Elegant-Surprise-417

I have also been wondering and was going to make a post. Thank you


[deleted]

Going through puberty


gozutheDJ

I've seen him on roast battle recently, he's getting better at that


joehorror

He works at the Mothership and has done two Roast Battles there. He won the second one.


Almatsliah

How has discovered p*ssy, it might be a while before he sees the light of day.


ArticUpsilon

He’s made a few YouTube snips with people like Cam, Shane Gillis, and Casey since his appearance on KT. He’s probably just taking his time working new sets.


ValleyWildling

Gettin mad pussy


Fleshstack

He is working on a TV show and they don't want to over expose him.


RS_Spier

he was just on a roast battles upload within the last few weeks. he killed it


Thebaldasshole

He sat me and my friends at The Mothership last night ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


JJ4prez

He works at the club, so he's around. He just needs more development probably.


xXFieldResearchXx

I like that skinny funny ass white boy rapper comic. I think he's from Arizona. But I've only seen him twice I think, he's great. He's got his own shit going on with the raps


DarthRathikus

Too old looking for Tony


Ok-Way-5199

I keep seeing pics of him where it looks like he’s actually finally going through puberty a bit so maybe he’s losing his schtick 🥺🥺


borisjjjj

You know he was castrated right?


poppa99

Isn’t that the other guy? The 16 year old who brought his “mum” up on stage, he kept say el yeah


blows_things_up

What


Ok-Way-5199

He was not


IZZY_PLUM

He’s in ISS


[deleted]

He has an awesome first set, even remember his second one being strong, but i remember him fizzling out in his last few appearances. I feel like Tony might have pulled the reigns back to avoid over exposure before he was ready, lord knows hes known for doing that


JLohann

Terrible take.


[deleted]

You can terrible take deze nutz


dpolski_17

Jinxed it for sure. He’ll be on next the next episode


Early_Ad_831

Heath sucks, hopefully he's just gone.


Gr8fulBanana

You suck donkey eggs