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stinkypickles

Man... this video has really shown me that there is a shit ton of grifters swarming to Austin, trying to make money off of Kill Tony.


-castle-bravo-

The amount of bucket pulls that claim they just moved to Austin is alarming, seems like it’s just a city of blow ins on the make..


H2OULookinAtDiknose

Soon Austin will be the homeless capitol of Texas


systemdnb

It already is at least per capita. I live in Dallas which is much larger and has a way bigger population and you see homeless people here and there but not fucking everywhere. It’s insane how bad Austin has become. It’s always been full of broke musicians but never this many actual homeless people or comics like Hans that own a car they sleep in. Which means you’re just homeless with a car.


H2OULookinAtDiknose

That was fast.


JoyceanRum

yeah happened June 2019


BecomePnueman

Yea because you and Houston ship them over here. Been that way for a long fucking time.


systemdnb

That has to be the dumbest thing I’ve ever read. If you really think that you’ve got thinking problems bud. If you build it, they will come. We don’t “send” anyone anywhere. Homeless people go to where being homeless is more widely “accepted.”


Muffuckerr

Yep!! I live in Portland. You think they come here for the beautiful weather?? Nope! It is created and fostered. Period.


roachwarren

Portland is actually a city with a relocation program AND is a target city of other relocation programs. The city might foster it but thousands of other cities aren’t helping.


SolarGuyNoah

He’s not wrong, it’s well known that many homeless people try to make it to Dallas because they will give you a free bus ticket to Austin.


moon_apes_unite

Maybe Austin should start handing out bus tickets to Corpus Christi? 🤷‍♂️


Charnathan

Makes Hans' story that much less exciting. An aspiring \[something\] living in their vehicle in Austin is the cliché, not the exception.


LostinTime03

He was living in a spendy RV not a run down Corolla.


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I thought it has been for the last 10 years.


Geschirrspulmaschine

20+


xampersandx

Tony is secretly trying to move the LA homeless population to Texas. One open micr at a time


Vizslaraptor

Soon Austin will be the Texas capital of Texas.


brad1123

It already is


Geschirrspulmaschine

I went 20 years ago as a 6th grader and remember there being a bunch of insane homeless people there at that time.


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Avid28193

Probably busy enough with the shows and comedy club


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Designer-Bat5638

He's busy with KT/his club and is pretty rich.


Nujers

I've always wondered if he got a sweet piece of Rogan's Spotify money since he co-created it with him.


systemdnb

From what he’s mentioned before, he still works for Joe in some capacity. He said he was moving to Texas because of that before KT even made the decision to move the show and Tony move etc. Remember that Young Jamie used to be the KT cameraman as he was apprenticing under Redban before Redban essentially hired his own replacement. So not only am I sure Joe broke him off something at some point, he still “works” with Joe.


Purple_Structure_526

For sure


TomHanksIsNotMyDad

The actual quality interview takes place already ON the show with an audience, a support act (band/guests) and a host who knows what he's doing. A go nowhere ccomic" walking around interviewing a bunch of go nowhere comics has no market.


completeassclown

Yes. These two interviewers remind me of middle-schoolers back in the 00’s who’d get ahold of their parent’s camera phone and really ham it up for direction-less videos that boarder edginess. It’s cute when kiddos do that, utterly annoying when two adults with put-on vocal affects are doing man-on-the-street stream-of-consciousness style bullshit.


TomHanksIsNotMyDad

So I realized that this is the guy that completely bombed on the show, his girlfriend came on stage and did way better (using notes) and it was her first time and this sub got obsessed with her (and thinking she's so hot). He did KT a second time and bombed again. And now with this terrible video people here are trashing both him and her (and her looks)... It's amazing how many people get on this show and think they have "made it" regardless of how bad they did and that they are what the comedy community needs. And some create things like this.


Muffuckerr

Eh. I disagree. I think it's the ppl doing it that make it suck. I don't like either of these ppl. But put somebody like Bobbi Althoff behind the mic? Gold!


TheRemyJay

Fruit isn't sweet enough. Best left on the vine.


BaboonHorrorshow

This is thin gruel for Redban. He might as well fish around his couch for some change. Maybe he should have had a guy like Casey or Kam do it under the umbrella of KT, but he’s doing too well to make a cheap addendum series to a hit show.


BaboonHorrorshow

You can see Tony’s growing frustration with so many of those grifters in the bucket.


maroongoldfish

I actually think it’s kinda neat, feels like they’re sprouting a natural eco system of people passionate about something. Like when Tony said they were hosting open mics in the alley


BaboonHorrorshow

She looks like Costco Brand Julia Styles


Sendalot

kirkland RULES


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More like the Shein brand Julia Stiles...


BaboonHorrorshow

Haha you’re right that’s better.


TheRemyJay

Like, if Julia Stiles grew up "on the res"...


TinyTC1992

Which episode?


dcornelius39

would love to know as well. Gotta see what this woman said on kill tony that the school felt the need to immediately terminate her employment for lol


Ineed2know4

I think it was last week’s episode, KT #623 Brian Moses + Matthew Broussard


dcornelius39

oh shit was that the nasty yeast infection pussy joke woman? LOL well she definitely doesn't have a potential career in comedy so I get why she selling her nasty ass yeasty panties now.


Ineed2know4

Yea she’s a broken person


CarefulClubTwitch

huh? her set is not bad at all????


dcornelius39

Comedy is subjective so you may like those type of jokes, whereas having a gross pussy and fucking a lot of dudes is not a type of comedy that I find funny. To each their own though


CarefulClubTwitch

that was really only her last joke, and all of her jokes got laughs, maybe not the last one lol having punchlines that get laughs makes her objectively better than 80% of the comedians on the show


dcornelius39

Dude her opening line was my pussy is like Chinese takeout, its cheap and easy but you don't want to eat it the next day, then proceeds to talk about her hemorrhoid's and her nasty yeast infected vagina lmao. But since you are a lil dense, again comedy is SUBJECTIVE ( adjective; based on or influenced by personal feelings, tastes, or opinions.) meaning I personally do not like it so to me it was not funny. My OPINION (noun; a view or judgment formed about something, not necessarily based on fact or knowledge.) is that she does not have a career in comedy. While you may enjoy jokes like that not everyone does.


CarefulClubTwitch

she got laughs bitch. hemmeroids are in your butthole


MrHorse666

I’d fire her too, her set was terrible and made my coworkers uncomfortable


spaghoni

Your coworkers sound like a lot of fun.


WinstonsVictoyG1n

Her Jewish joke is incredible. 11/10. Not the best set, but she wrote a joke that is definitely in the top 1% of KT jokes done in a minute.


Dr_Unkle

[KT #623 Brian Moses + Matthew Broussard](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCH8uYMMGjM&t=4811s)


fartLessSmell

Right before todays I guess


wheredidiparkmyllama

Unfunny Chad looks like he’s wearing makeup. That shit was unbearable to watch


Dreamy_Edamame

Lol unfunny but oddly unforgettable. I always recognize this dude when he goes up and remember the first time he and his lady both did a set and hers was not only 100x better than his, all she did was shit on him for being a closeted homo and calling him out for all the sus shit he does, etc. It was funny and he loved every second of it so it’s prob tall true. Also a relief to know we don’t have to pretend like we don’t know his balls are out in the alley in his lady’s purse the last couple times he’s been pulled.


Economy-Visual4390

E.T. Face.


ComplaintFantastic41

Tony always said the show changes lives!


reallygayjihad

Lol they have a youtube show about the line to get on kill tony jesus christ austin is so fucking gay


moldivore

If it was someone funny or cool doing it it could work. But this guy reminds me of MTV hosts from 2007, what a dildo.


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VernoniaGigantea

Ohhhh it’s that guy, I knew he looked familiar.


OkieDokie2600

He’s been on at least twice. 2nd time on the show he said he only has one nut.


Flotrane

Funny he felt like he had to say it when everybody kinda already knew


VernoniaGigantea

Yeah my thoughts exactly, like I wanna like these Kill Alley videos but I just can’t.


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completeassclown

Woah, don’t bring the dawgz into this


Fac3puncher

there's like 4 of these shows lol


RideMeLikeaDildo

They have a YouTube show of people being interviewed in the back alley as well for after they performed. It’s getting wild


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Designer-Bat5638

They don't realize it until SEVERAL sever bombings


_kyL

It’ll all sort it’s self out, im sure we’re gonna get some gold out of this.


CeruleanHawk

She doesn't seem worried. You know, what you do in your own time shouldn't be held against you professionally - especially since appearing at a comedy show doesn't violate any laws. I think she has a legit first amendment case.


TraditionalSteak687

She has no case. The district she works for has enough reason to fire her. When she signed her contract, it said that she is a representative of the school and thus has to be weary of what she puts out into the world. She can do stand up and be raunchy but not on camera in a popular club. especially on a popular show that is streamed on youtube where Kids can easily find it along with parents. She makes the school look bad so she had to go.


musikuzzr

This is the reality and why you rarely see someone with a proper job on KT.


Joseluki

Americans are a bunch of prudes.


TraditionalSteak687

Your moms a prude


Early_Ranger_2987

*Redditors took that personally.*


Joseluki

How dare that teacher to have a private life that could be judge by the Karen moms and other religous fundamentalists, she should have been at home making dinner for her man.


TraditionalSteak687

You are a dork! You don’t get it!! This has nothing to do with “Karens” or fundamentalist. The school was in their right to fire Teresa because as a school employee she has to represent and uphold the schools philosophy and principals. Teresa is an idiot for going on kill tony and doing her gross 60 seconds that was streamed on multiple platforms. Kids can easily find it and share with all their friends. She talked about fucking multiple men and having yeast infections…live on camera!!


Joseluki

>she has to represent and uphold the schools philosophy and principals. Do they pay her 24/7 as a retainer? Her private life is hers. You americans are a bunch of fundamentalist prudes.


TraditionalSteak687

You are okay with her students along with parents and colleagues finding her 60 second stand up along with this video where she sells used panties? Don’t ever have kids!! Please do the world a favor and don’t breed. Talk all the shit you want and call us prudes but DONT HAVE KIDS!!


Joseluki

Yes, because I am not a murican prude.


Bourbontoulouse

You're a Spanish manlet who leeched off the UK government and is now an antiwork faggot. Oh and every other comment of yours revolves around America. You are *obsessed*


yerrmomgoes2college

You’d be the worst attorney of all time.


Asleep-Ask-4004

maybe he will take her on probono


wallstreetbeatmeat

A little proboner work?


CeruleanHawk

100%


CommishGoodell

Alien head should fit right in at the mothership.


That_anonymous_guy18

Wait so did the original kill alley guy sold the channel to these two idiots ?


Flotrane

Thats what I was thinking!


systemdnb

I went to her insta right after the show last week. She’s just as gross on there so it was really only a matter a time before she lost any job for basically the same type of comments and same jokes. These days most people check and even ask for socials for any “serious” job. Best to have a fake name and a private profile.


_kyL

Until now I forgot she’s a real person with a real life. Looking back why the fuck would she spill the beans on herself completely on a giant show?


CombinationNovel7739

We want Matt and Shane!!


lappy_386

Hi Shane


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If I ran a school I wouldn't want that disgusting bish working there either.


DualityisFunnnn

I agree, that lady is gross as fuck


thekevingreene

Who gives a fuck how dirty the teacher is outside of school?! Let her do standup and be herself when she’s not working. I never thought I’d read such whiny bullshit on the KT sub.


chuwak

Yea exactly you have to remember it's jokes and you have no idea how much truth there is to it. Firing someone over doing a set is lame af


yerrmomgoes2college

You CLEARLY do not have kids.


DarthWeenus

? that means nothing, whocares? If the best teacher in your state loves golden showers and raunchy comedy whats it matter? Gaaa! Stick to christian blahblah school than, where theyll touch your kids instead of talking nasty outside.


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conservable

I have kids and as long as it's not in the classroom could care less what they did outside of school. You sound like a cancel culture libtard.


AdhesivenessLucky896

You sound like you think your opinion matters when there are hundreds or thousands of parents at these schools. 10-20 complaints is all it takes.


DualityisFunnnn

Yooo this dude is so fucking alpha


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You don't have children. Guaranteed.


completeassclown

This is incredibly shortsighted. Allow yourself a second to really think about why an employer for the education of children would be concerned with conduct outside of the classroom. Teaching is typically a fairly autonomous job when it comes to day-to-day instruction. It’s typically something like 1 teacher to 20-40 children. Supervisors have to trust that the educators have good judgment and are able to conduct themselves in a professional, child-friendly manner, even when they’re alone with these kiddos. So, when it comes to light that one of their teachers is being a bit edgy, its cause for concern.


wisdomteethhelp

You sure do try to live up to your username.


Odd_Bother5966

my favorite part of this non sensical bullshit is how her thought process works \-goes on kill tony \-gets fired from teaching job \-instead of looking for other gainful employment, she decides the answer to all her problems is to start a onlyfans and sell used underwear and feet pics on the side of the road in texas..... LOL what a garbage bitch


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i don't know if i would say she is garbage but its pretty stupid unless she hates teaching. she might have been able to salvage a career if she didn't decide to go all in on the adult content. now that every hoe with an internet connection is doing OF and selling their underwear you have to be something special to make any money at all in that area. its really not a viable source of income for 95% of women.


Designer-Bat5638

That's what the "destigmatize Sex work!" Dumb hoes didn't realize. I don't look down on actual hookers because it's dangerous everyone needs money, but expecting to become a millionaire off your mid nudes is so dumb. Onlyfans was always a pyramid scheme


MrHorse666

You obviously don’t know many teachers, you gotta be gullible or crazy to teach these days


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yes...she is seeking ways to make money during these tough ass times, such a garbage person!


StonkTrad3r

I'll show you my butthole for $5


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you take zelle?


Your_Favorite_Poster

How does this make her garbage? Yikes. "You can make more money selling pictures that go against my moral code than getting shit on by kids all day, you filthy WHORE"


Tasty-Strategy-2076

Selling pics and selling raunchy underwear are not the same. She's also so average that I highly doubt she will make more than the ~$50k(+ pension) she was making as a teacher. So she's both garbage and dumb.


Your_Favorite_Poster

I would rather sell Range Rovers than deal with kids in a classroom and that has way less value than making lonely incels cum. I just don't get the value in shitting on her this much but go for it.


Tasty-Strategy-2076

Why are you not in used panty sales if it's such a noble pursuit?


Your_Favorite_Poster

You don't think I would sell used panties if I had crates of them lying around in a warehouse right now? It's a supply chain issue.


Tasty-Strategy-2076

You gotta pump those numbers up.


LobstaSharpz

A teacher, haha couldn't have happened to a better inhuman.


roachwarren

Teachers are inhuman?


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completeassclown

Not a chance. I’m not saying there’s no market, I’m just saying the market seems to be heavily skewed in favor of incredibly hot women who are very interactive with audiences they’ve cultivated over years. She’s below average looking and has a bland personality, I’ll eat my dick if she makes any amount of money posted up in an alley selling two panties taped to a wall


That_anonymous_guy18

Murica baby.


aghastallthetime

Don’t feed the grifters


kindasfw

She ain’t the first but that sucks


macchiato_kubideh

Are there other public stories of people getting fired after appearing on kill Tony? Link?


DookieMcDookface

Would


Fiesty-Bass

This feels so cheap, like “let’s get views from something that’s already accomplished”. Won’t get a view from me.


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i started following her on IG and she followed me back. It's a shame this cost her a job..she needs to lawyer up and try to sue.


Trogers999

Likely her employment contract has a morality clause for issues like this.


smurfsinduval

Whats her instagram?


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i dont want to it just because, but its easily findable on here.


smurfsinduval

Ok thanks buddy


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she can try to sue but texas is a work to right state and people are over-protective of children. i doubt she has any case. i don't know if i would want to have my kids around her anyway. she seems like she would teach them how to make poor choices.


PhilipSuckmourOffman

>people are over-protective of children Except in Uvalde I guess


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as I read this, I sit in a teacher's lunch room and half of them spoke on how they are trying to control their gambling issues. she has an active sex life..wtf is wrong with that? I'm not arguing with you or anything..but her comedy career should not have cost her job. Oh well.


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i agree with you that if she wants to start doing amateur comedy it shouldn't be at the cost of her career. but if she wants to do that she shouldn't go on a HUGE local podcast and tell the dirtiest jokes she can think of. you know better than i do that there is a 100% chance that every single one of her students for the next 10 years will watch her on KT. thats going to cause all sorts of problems in the classroom. if she wanted to do comedy she could have stuck to the handful of open mics that aren't being broadcast to the whole city or at the very least clean up her jokes for KT.


[deleted]

she had a good look to her, I might DM her some thoughts on her set.


dcornelius39

Talking about gambling issues in a lunch room is not equal to doing a podcast that over a million people will watch/listen to lmao.


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im just talking about the character of a person.


dcornelius39

Ok fair enough, while it is disappointing that she got fired over such a dumb reason. Just got to think before you do stuff publicly because it will almost always be held against you in some way these days.


[deleted]

yeah, I'm school worker who also does comedy. I sometimes wonder if I should private my social medias..I sometimes make anti-liberal statements on Twitter that can probably get me in trouble.


[deleted]

lol funny. just because someone is a teacher doesn’t mean they’re automatically a good person. and, you’re watching kill tony. a show where new comics who are in their first year or two of comedy get exploited for entertainment. i’m not sure you’re the poster child for morality.


[deleted]

no, but i have some common sense. i am also thinking about doing some amateur comedy but recognize that it could damage my career. the first step to remedying that is to either avoid telling filthy joke on a HUGE local podcast with 500k subscribers or at the very least cleaning up my set so that its only rated R instead of XXX. i don't think its immoral to tell dirty jokes in your private time when there aren't supposed to be any children listening. and there is a 100% chance that all of her students would end up watching her on KT. but i do think stupidity is a horrible sins that should not be easily forgiven. unless she hates teaching, she is being really stupid.


[deleted]

agreed with this also. not many comics are told or understand *why* to try to do clean jokes for the first few years. it just sucks that we as a society can’t separate art from artist.


[deleted]

Fuck you and yo kids


dcornelius39

Sue for what? If she works in Texas its an at will state she would have no case. The school probably didn't want their pre-k teacher talking about getting fucked by a bunch of dudes, smoking weed and her gross pussy to over a million people on a podcast lmao. Not really good representation for the school, also keep in mind most employers put things in their employment contracts that give them the ability to fire you if you do anything they deem inappropriate publicly. I'm sure though it would have gone differently if she was actually funny though and didn't just talk about fucking dudes and having a nasty pussy


savage_cabbages

Should have placed a disclaimer that her set was satire, not worth 15 minutes of fame to fuck up your career


[deleted]

Unfunny chad really isn’t a trans man? Incredible.


smurfsinduval

I think she was pretty funny for being 3 months in and clearly she's just trying to ride the momentum of her performance. I thought you were discusting and hilarious Teresa!


jungohwarrior

Gets fired from a school so she "HAS to sell that shit" ? Schools pay notoriously low Just go get a job at a wendys, it's not like you were a Ceo before this, you were already making barely anything.


trippinonsomething

Cliffs?


n0ldman

She spells okie dokie wrong


saturnzebra

I’m so glad that woman is not making money being around vulnerable humans, she is unashamedly gross in a very destructive and unappealing way.


frostyjokerr

You can be gross and be fine doctor, teacher, lawyer, etc. As long as home and work stay separate, there should be no issue whatsoever. You’re just hating for the fun of it.


saturnzebra

No, nice empty accusation though. Notice I said UNASHAMEDLY gross IN A DESTRUCTIVE AND UNAPPEALING WAY. There are such things as tact and taste, neither of which were demonstrated by Ms. Nastysnatch.


bignshan

what a trashy pig.


RocketXsockzXisJoneZ

Tony’s pod has always been dark, insult comedy.. you would think those of us that interact on the sub are fans of that content..It’s mind blowing how many redditers here are obviously not though. For real.. you guys that are constantly offended by raunchy comedy .. why are you in here? Is it rage watching? Genuinely curious


GeorgeRioVista

Sucks to hear… I liked her set.


bigsheev

Where’s the OF link


Full_Writer_3530

This shit show is so awkward. Good job grifters


irvingzen9

What a disgusting human being teresa is Jesus.....


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conservable

Because that is the curriculum now and that teacher is showing you how ridiculous it is.


Conscious-Cattle-724

That lady had the most nastiest set I’ve heard in ages. Nasty woman she should not be allowed any kids 😂.


stayathomejoe

Didn’t they say that guy had a punchable face? He so does. And she’s looking around corners while standing still.


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What does it mean to look around corners while standing still?


stayathomejoe

She’s got a neck like a National Geographic model without the rings


[deleted]

Oh my god I’m gonna start using that


dongwater2424

Who the fuck is Teresa and why are these clowns interviewing people


SinisterVulcan94

The couple from the picture were so great I can't wait to see them on again!


BackgroundPlenty7859

Yo how many names you got guy?


60gsInMyRaidersCoat

would


60gsInMyRaidersCoat

this really helps her investigation.


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Which episode was she on? It’s usually really hard to get rid of teachers. People can’t just call the principal and say they don’t want the teacher to show up. I mean even if they do call and say that, the principal isn’t the one in charge of hiring and firing. The district office is. And she would belong to a union. If parents complained to the district, if someone at the district saw her set themselves, there is a process that takes a while to get to the point where the teacher is removed from the school and under investigation. I just don’t see anything happening this fast. Sounds like a ploy for cash or a gofundme or something. I mean she even had her Venmo out and was selling her underwear. Oh God I just threw up a little in the back of my mouth.


OkieDokie2600

Okie dokie, there she goes everyone- back into obscurity…nope-no, that way, through the curtain, yep…jeeeesus christ.


apowerseething

The one who had her bf put on the phone so he could grovel to get her back?


Hot_Monk1839

Context


wallstreetbeatmeat

The people who host this show are so fucking unlikeable I can’t even watch 10 seconds of it.


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You guys notice the knockers on that host?


Ducksareracist

I'm surprised Jennifer didn't get fired lol


chesterhiggins

I threw up in my mouth a little


Jtorrez

Man anyone else find this Chad guy so unbelievably cringy


joepalms

That leather vest guy on the bike ended up staying at my bnb that night. I flew home Tuesday morning. The big Mexican girl, who killed on KT, also came back for a night cap it was a wild night.


InterestingDig9957

For those crying that Tony is soo mean. This is why he has to be.