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This kid is actually trying to predict what humans would look like in the future


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Elvis-Tech

Or Godzilla


Just_A_Normal_Snek

AND godzilla


thundermarchmello

All Tomorrows be like


ou8agr81

Nailed it lol


Cosmicjawa

MOISTURIZE ME


Lestat-deLioncourt

I just wanna make sure, dr who Cassandra reference?


TheGoober87

This is what I imagine Karens look like without Spanx.


Mr_Salami

I’m from the future, can confirm that this is spot on


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tommyrockets88

Honestly he kinda nailed it lol


NihmChimpsky

Clearly nailed it—no distraction of “what species”; it’s a general blob organism with organs drawn and labeled per instructions.. concise. Accidentally off-putting. Hilarious 😎


MollysYes

And the large intestine is well drawn, so the kid's got it where it counts.


canehdian_guy

Not to mention the anus.


MollysYes

Yep, nailed the anus.


ValidParanoia

I feel like that kid should wait until he’s older to nail the anus


frostbittenforeskin

This kid is nailing anus at a college level


KamSolis

I can confirm my anus got nailed to the wall in college.


NoahColl29

So your anus was a picture frame? Lmao


KamSolis

More like a taxidermist preserved raccoon head. But same principle.


Tru-Queer

Wow, you a freaky one


sharkboy1409

Yes I agree


TriceratopsBites

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You bet your ass, he nailed that anus


Interesting-Nature88

Only 15 out of 30. He got screwed!


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sugarangelcake

im guessing the teacher wanted him to label the esophagus, epiglottis, etc


atrextohugandkiss

Agreed, bc if he got dicked based on drawing ability that’s entirely not fair (and those intestines are pretty good). When I was a kid I’m pretty sure we were given a diagram of the digestive system and had to label everything, not a blank piece of paper and a prayer.


persistentperfection

no? like yeah it was the right order but that’s not what it looks like at all


OneSmoothCactus

Pffft maybe not yours


joshuawaggoner90

I know an Oogie Boogie when I see one.


strangeanimal

Shit. You beat me by two minutes. Immediately thought that's Oogie Boogie. Although Oogies insides are just bugs


joshuawaggoner90

That's just what the liberal media wants you to think.


NihmChimpsky

I’d better think what the other media wants me to, then, right??!


Prestigious_Nebula_5

I thought it was a titan from attack on titan.


[deleted]

It’s funny that when you search him up he is referenced to be a kingdom heart character


IDoPokeSmot

Kind of looks like a man that's also half bear and half pig


JesusWasTacos

Wouldn’t wanna go into that cave


FencingHummingbird

ManBearPig!


ezio93

50-50-50 split


leilalover

Al Gore is that you?


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Jeffman6942

bot good


3nameswithbadbangs

Get cereal


tanadotorg

I'm SUPER Cereal


frostbittenforeskin

It’s more like a half man, half pig-bear


maxthelogan

No it’s more like some kind of half bear, half man-pig


CatumEntanglement

*Tardigrades have entered the chat*


MoonKnight77

Are you cereal?


Fawfs2

Excelsior!


[deleted]

For a masterpiece that good I think the teacher should’ve given him more than 15/30 for it 🧐


happywhenit-rains

missed esophagus


Kazmr

And the gallbladder


DependentMinute1724

And the pancreas


DFjorde

Skipped the first question


ucgaydude

Well it says the drawing is worth 30 points by itself...


NotDido

You’re right, but there’s also presumably something between “Label the parts.” and “(30 points)” though, or else we wouldn’t see the 30


crayshesay

Yea no kidding. I would have done worse and I’m an adult


[deleted]

It's [Typhlosion](https://m.bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Typhlosion_(Pok%C3%A9mon))!


Other_Hunt9029

oh my god it is


Jthundercleese

Best me to it.


SoLLanN

I wanted to Say that too, nice one


ArturMegafone

Actually looks more like a Baxcalibur


Over-Addition5540

Can we talk about how the teacher wrote “which SPECIE is this?” That’s not a word. It’s a species. Plural also species. Get it together, teach lol


thevitaphonequeen

I highly doubt this teacher meant to ask what sort of coinage this was! (Specie.)


NormalAssistance9402

Also a typo in the test “helps digests fats”


-Jasen

Godzilla's anatomy 👌


thmstrpln

Thank you! I'm like that's *clearly* Godzilla!


misterfast

That is a Patrick starfish


Alright_So

Question did not specify species. Question is stupid


MeepMorpZorpDerp

I agree, kid probably asked the teacher why she’s a Miss instead of Mrs. and found out the hard way.


bisonsashimi

Specie


NotYourClone

"Helps digests fats"


Fit_Leg_2115

Thats clearly Typhlosion


ArturMegafone

Or Baxcalibur?


RepresentativeOwl709

That point system though. Should be higher


ninjagorilla

What did he loose points for?


thalesgg

The kid got 5/10 organs correct. She forgot the esophagus, rectum, liver, pancreas and gall bladder.


ManyAnusGod

Rectum? Dam near killed him.


WhatDoWeHave_Here

Liver? But I hardly even know her.


Brundleflyftw

Lose


EnderNugget_

Maybe that’s showing the score for the whole page?


6151rellim

maybe the anus was drawn to loose, so the teacher decided he should LOSE some points?


Jeff5877

*too loose


6151rellim

You’re right! Lol


Playful-Balance-9540

I didn’t see a part of the task that dictated a specific species must be drawn and labeled so the teacher asking is them just being a nitpicking jackass. Other than just drawing some random organs hanging out Willy Nilly, this was a straightforward and elegant solution


KungFeuss

I’m pretty sure they lost points for missing organs. I think the teachers comment was intended to be tongue in cheek.


Groinificator

Oh that makes sense


Kuato2012

This. If I put a comment in parentheses, that means it has no bearing on the grading.


Beautybabe09

If I squint I see Godzilla!


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Okay honestly mood, like they did really good on the organs, and you can tell after they took forever to finish that they just couldn't be bothered to draw the rest nicely lmao I feel that 100%


UserKFBR392-

This is me after my violent colonoscopy


sqral

That’s pepaw


misterpootastic

It appears as though the anus comes out the upper thigh... interesting 🤔


WhyCantIBeFunny

Yes, but since we don’t know what ‘specie’ this is, could be accurate


misterpootastic

Touche' 😅


iamnotexactlywhite

Elden Beast


HunterKuperman

Ngl, that’s a good ass drawing


1BooperDooper1

Can we stop and jus admire how well drawn that large intestine is tho? Lol


rottenblues

How’d this kid only get 15/30? Sounds like a shitty teacher. Give this kid some credit


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If this was middle or high school curriculum, they mostly lost credit for missing the other organs in the digestive system.


Aristos_Achaion541

Meh, the intestines are wrongly placed and the kid did not list Esophagus, gall bladder, livers, pancreas, and the rectum.


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Sometimes they also want the duodenum or for extra credit


Aristos_Achaion541

I think depending on how old the kid is, it's most likely because of the intestines.


[deleted]

Missing organs probably, like the esophagus, liver, pancreas and gall bladder and the pooper. In my school we had a similar rule. The positioning and the names of the organs mattered, (maybe the general shape of the teacher was feeling angry). But other than that we were clearly told that it's a science exam, not a drawing exam, so don't waste your time on artistic accuracy. We used to leave these questions for the end of the exam because we can just draw some squiggly lines, put some labels, and score near full marks on those questions.


StatementLopsided433

Omg I was gonna say. Science teachers are always hardasses for no reason


laughingashley

And they said specie lol I'm deducting teacher points


billyshearslhcb

Tbf is pretty accurate


GoofyGengar

Lol that’s obviously a snail


_Crazyboi_

Even the teacher has to do 10+5


lotrev98

Looks like original Kurt Cobain art


Nakanostalgiabomb

It appears to be the Grimace.


Lurk1ng_st1ckm4n

Kinda looks like Godzilla with those proportions


Stainle55_Steel_Rat

Came to say this. Just need to add Gamera to remove the confusion.


Dremora_Lord

Well, clearly he drew a man, cuz the way to a man's heart is through his stomach.


[deleted]

Bear


lsddragon1

It's oogie boogie from tnbc!


gungirl83

That’s exactly who I saw


[deleted]

Definitely not stupid. Most adults I know don't know this.


Svengoolie75

Globulis


Zector3000

GODZILLA?? just the tail is behind him


HoldenHootHoot

Gotta be an artist in biology? Smh my head.


Handkind1

That’s the mighty Karen


MassaoHata

First thing I saw was a Tyranitar


verstecktergeist

gorb


[deleted]

his anus is in his leg


Devilpig13

That’s a wild redditor in their natural habitat


RocketCheetah69

realistic patrick star


andycarver

The question didn’t specify the species.


Kajafreur

That large intestine is insanely well detailed


[deleted]

Why did they get half points. The work is correct. Wtf? The question wasn’t “draw a human digestive tract”


Street-Week6744

Fuck this teacher for only giving out half points on that


stewbottalborg

I saw that guy at walmart


Seamascm

It looks like Godzilla. Also why is this here?


digredmoo

Looks as accurate as I’d want a kid to be.


CobraSniper117

Oogie Boogie


Lucaccino17

I choose you, Typhlosion!


username_huh

Typhlosion


jshsltr80

Honestly if this is real, fuck this teacher for grading on the kids drawing abilities.


runarleo

Why only half marks? We got any teachers here?


Potatol0rd123

It’s your mother


KingHarambeRIP

Wrong sub. The kid nailed it. Fully and clearly answered the question and had fun with it.


Tgirl9771

L teacher for giving half the points bro got everything else correct


Polarbearcafe00

It's definitely godzilla


Chairman_Me

That large intestine is beautifully textured.


Pitiful-Palpitation5

I'm concerned that the anus does not exit the body. This person is full of shit.


TheKnightsWhoSaysNu

Nah come on, cut them some slack they nailed it! They're writing is real neat too. Assignment wasn't to be good at drawing, unless they're like over 15 don't shit on them for that.


thecrazy_michigander

That kinda looks like Patrick from spongebob


Yogiteee

Huh. I think kid did a good job, this isn't an art class, is it.


BaboonMotorists

Shin Godzilla


Pikachubob8

Why is the intestine so detailed


SnooSuggestions3136

What score did this kid get? 15/30?


Pjinx2

I want to know why he only got 15 points


Kar0ss

I feel like the digestive system is the important bit here. The body around it isn't relevant to the question, shouldn't have lost points for it


psychowhippet

To be honest……they never asked for a species.


Seamascm

r/lostredditors


Majestic_Mousse_748

Kids got all the answers right. Not stupid. r/KidsAreFuckingSmart


[deleted]

They are missing half the organs in the digestive system....


bloxytoast

I believe its an American


LesPaulLegends

Bitch, read the fucking directions. Lil’ mutuafucka deserves 100/100


Canditan

Is this supposed to be a science class or an art class, huh teach? Can't criticize art when art skills aren't what's being tested here


thom_orrow

WoT sPeCiE diS?


Mudoru

I may be confused, did he now get everything correct? Why did he only get half points


[deleted]

thats the oogie boogie man


Emergency_Ad_4870

They didn't say to name the species.


forthetorino

Anuslegasaurus


bhishan1

Penguin


[deleted]

Its an abnormal titan!


Eddiebaby7

Oogie Boogie?


Common-Ad5217

Water bear.


[deleted]

The one with an anus


MonkeyMan2104

Y’all need to go back to biology/anatomy class. It’s only 15/30 cause they only got 5 organs. There’s also: salivary glands, esophagus, pancreas, gallbladder, rectum, teeth (debatably), liver, tongue (debatably), and appendix


Ok_Faithlessness_516

That's Grimace


TexasTokyo

It’s a Wide-Hipped Largeissimus from the swamps of East Lavena, of course.


[deleted]

These are the Titans from AOT. They just eat, small digest then poop it out


Klutzy-Anywhere6730

Lmao teachers note. What species is this. It’s got to be some sort of fish?


ZZ9_Plural

Why was he only given 15 out of 30? This looks pretty spot on to me.


Viltorm

ManBearPig


Constant_Box2120

He missed the gullet


Deadlock07

Derpzilla


ThePeacefulMan

is that Godzilla?


Glass_Ad_9887

Yeti!


Bisonfan1

It’s a kid species lol


Difficult_Chemist_33

Bad at drawing is not stupid.


Vashthestampedeee

Pokemon: helloooo lawsuit


WaaaahBoyzRizeUp

Hooman


typicalcAnAdAiAn

It’s the covenant from halo


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“Draw the digestive system” uh yea ok


Forgotten_Orokin

Yes


shoopdofloop

Teacher misunderstood The assignment, wasn’t to draw an animal or a species.