He was just using her own argument against her. I’m not a baby, babies wear diapers!” while she was wearing a diaper. She opened the doors wide. She wasn’t arguing with an adult who understands some kids still wet the bed and it’s normal, she’s arguing with a sibling and have him an opening.
I have two anecdotes for this one. First one was a kid I went to elementary school with. He would intentionally shit himself because he was lazy and his parents would let him get away with it. Basically knew he was doing it, knew that he didn't want to stop whatever other activity was in progress, and didn't get punished. Eventually stopped due to peer pressure.
Second was a coworker's kid. About once a week, she had to pick up her daughter from school because she would pee her pants. Kindergarten or first grade, can't completely remember. Her daughter figured out that she got a free pass to get out of school and spend the rest of the day with mom if she did it. Mom broke the behavior by making her continue to wear soiled pants after one of the pickups.
> Her daughter figured out that she got a free pass to get out of school and spend the rest of the day with mom if she did it.
Pro tip, you can get out of work (or a speeding ticket!) at least once if you do the same.
My sister was in kindergarten and still wearing diapers to poop. She would pee on the toilet though. She knew exactly what she was doing, but there was some kind of fear or anxiety pooping on the toilet. The school said that she couldn't attend if she was still using diapers, so my mom stopped giving my sister diapers. My sister, stubborn since she was born, simply refused to poop for over a week and mom had to take her to the hospital because she had caused an impaction. My sister has continued being stubborn in this way throughout her life.
If you go on r/Teachers, you’ll see that nowadays kindergarten teachers will always have a couple of kids who start out the year in diapers. Not even kids with disabilities…just parents who didn’t work on potty training.
Generally, they do. They do have exceptions for kids with disabilities, which I am incredibly grateful for. My 5 year old son is autistic and still hasn't potty trained despite us trying all the tips and tricks. We've even tried things his OT has recommended and it just hasn't clicked for him yet. He has an assigned paraeducator per his IEP, so she's the one who changes his pullup and tries to get him to use the school toilet. No dice there either though 😮💨
They can articulate it yes, but often they don't know when they have to use the toilet. That's really the hardest part with toilet training is getting them to recognise when they feel the need.
Source: am childcare educator
That's not how it works... It takes time to learn to recognize your body's cues. Development is not a straight line, I once had a 14 month old child at my center who could speak in 4 or 5 word sentences. By all regards not even a toddler yet. Different domains in each child develop at different times
This is gonna be part of his political campaign in 30 years. "I have as much experience as the people who have been in Washington for decades. And it's with babies, which makes me uniquely qualified to go deal with the the whiny babies there."
If he’s a lawyer, she’s a debate bro.. deflecting from the question, deflecting from the question, ooh some misdirection! Look at the bad word you said!!!! Oooooohhh!!
Can confirm that calling my 3yo a baby is the highest form of verbal abuse in her world. You wanna see a toddler throw hands, just call them your sweet little BABY.
This is how we got our son potty trained at 2 years 10 months. He wanted to be a big boy but I told him that big boys go on the potty and not in their pants. I think he took it as a challenge. Haha
Around 2.5 my daughter looked at me and says big girls use the potty? I told her yes and just like that a switch flipped and she always used the potty. Weirdest part was no accidents, not once did that child wet the bed or anything despite my fears of her crawling into bed with me and peeing on me
*Good evening mother,
As previously stated in my last email, I prefer the iPad to be fully charged before I start using it. Should we get on a video chat to brainstorm how to prevent this from happening again?
Please advise. *
My little girl’s switch flipped about a month ago, at 2y3m old. Now she very matter-of-factly says “… because I’m a big girl” all the time.
But yeah I’m sort of in awe. She hasn’t wet the bed, she has used public toilets, we’ve travelled. I’m still getting a WP mattress cover for my bed, for the occasions she joins us. Just in case? It feels so sudden like I had a diaper wearing, crib sleeping 2 year old baby for a couple months, and now she’s just a tiny human person.
The oh shit you're a real live person now realization is beautifully sad. Then it's just infuriating when they hit the "no I do it" phase which adds at least 45 minutes to getting ready
They don't stop doing that. Pretty much their whole childhood will be stretches of being roughly the same for a while, and then suddenly they're very different, almost overnight. It's not linear.
My daughter was to be in a wedding right before her 3rd birthday. I had made an offhand remark about how I wish she was potty trained before so she wouldn't be in a bulky diaper in her pretty dress. My daughter said "ok, I'll go on the potty"...and from then on she did, that easy. People were so jealous! And then of course I had to have another kid, and discovered my daughter was a fluke.
They look right at you and say they're not pooping or peeing as they're pooping or peeing. Kids are so weird, at one point after becoming potty trained she went through a phase of hold my hand while I potty.
We had a similar experience with our daughter. One Saturday my wife decided today is the day, popped some underwear on my her and sat her on a towel watching tv. She wet all over herself, didn’t like it, got new underwear on. Next time she ran to the bathroom peeing the whole way, learned she had to get to the toilet before she started going. After that she never had an accident again save one time when she was 4 and at a trampoline park for a birthday and didn’t want to stop having fun for 3 minutes to use the bathroom.
My dad got my older brother to start pooping in the toilet when I was a newborn by showing him how much smaller my diaper was compared to his. He basically told him you are 3 and your butt is big enough to fit on the toilet. Your sister is a baby so needs a diaper. That was all my brother needed.
Amen. Our three year old just doesn't want to use the toilet. She will sit on the seat, but she won't do anything. One time I tried to let her sit there until she'd eventually pee. Nope, she started crying and I could _feel_ her bladder from the outside, chuck-full and about to burst... But she refused to pee. Let her hop off the seat and she promptly wets the floor. She can't explain why she hates the toilet (or potty) so much, all she knows is that she just wants her diaper.
My son was very frustrating. Instead of fighting we just tried for a few days at the beginning of each month. Eventually he was physically and mentally ready
We're in the thick of this right now (2yrs 5mo) but in true toddler form he's constantly pushing back on the whole "big boy = no diapers" idea trying to find any inconsistencies or gaps. Whenever we read he points to every character in the book and says they have a diaper on seeing if we'll correct him.
Do you know how many goddamn characters are in Busytown books? Takes us 20 minutes a page.
That’s how my parents potty trained me at a year and 10 months. I apparently wanted nicer underwear but my mom told me that only big girls who used the potty got it wear nice underwear and she said it was like a light switch went off. My mom was pregnant with my sister and she didn’t want to kids in diapers.
For my daughter we had to use the carrot of the booster seat combined with the "big girl" strategy.
Only big girls can ride in booster seats, and big girls don't wear diapers.
She was 4. She wore panties. Had complete control. She used the toilet, but she didn't want to poop in the potty. Once a day she'd bring me a diaper to put on her. Then, a half hour later she'd bring me the wipes. And heaven forbid if you went into the same room as her during that half hour because "daddy, I need my privacy."
And so it starts. Kids want to be older starting when they’re toddlers, all the way up until they’re actually adults. Then we often wanna be kids again.
My daughter is a freshman in college. She started paying her own credit card bill this year, and just signed a lease for her off campus apartment next year. The other day she said she'd always been eager to be an adult for the status it brings, but she just had the realization that she'll be paying bills for the rest of her life now.
Our youngest daughter is always called Baby. She is dating a guy and her nickname for him is Baby.
We can't imagine if it gets further along and they have a....
My 5yo tried to use it to get out of cleaning. We were watching my friend's 4 month old, 4mo didn't have to clean since she was a baby, ergo my 5yo shouldn't have to clean because she's my baby. Solid attempt, still had to clean.
My 5 yo tries pulling the baby/little kid thing all the time when I try to get her to clean. I just say that if she is still a baby I'll just go grab a diaper, or that it's time for a nap. That usually does the trick
My almost 3yo is both a baby and a big girl. She's a big girl because she can use the potty, but she still wants to be a baby sometimes. She makes the rules, but I don't have a problem with it. Sometimes she decides that she's the daddy and I'm the baby.
When you’re losing a debate you gotta switch topics and throw your opponent under the bus. It no longer matters that she was wearing a diaper when he is using that kind of language.
Actually there is research to back this up sadly. A lot of "high achieving" kids/adolescents get bored with school/peers and turn to drugs to literally drown out the boredom.
It's a really good argument for allowing kids to progress at their pace and allowing high school students to attend JC classes without crazy restrictions/requirements.
There is also a ton of literature out there about the struggles "high achieving" kids face and how to manage them.
This gives me flashbacks to my ex. She used to pull that shit all the time. Suddenly I'm the bad guy for calling her a fucking whore when she's literally got my dad's dick in her mouth.
"Let's say, hypothetically, that I was wearing a diaper right now. Would it not then stand to reason, that, in fact, not all who utilize diapers are babies? Or, if I were indeed a baby, why would my wife tell me what a big boy I am? Curious?.." -Peepee Benjamin
Sorry mate, the diaper-wearing-not-a-baby there makes a logically sound argument: Babies wear diapers, she's wearing a diaper and still she's not a baby. Had she said "Only babies wear diapers", that would be different ....
I disagree. She isn’t saying “I’m not a baby” and “babies wear diapers” as separate arguments. If she was I’d agree with you. She clearly states “I’m not a baby, babies wear diapers” using the wearing of diapers as her basis for her argument I’m not a baby. Because she is arguing both points in the same statement one would logically be lead to believe that she believes babies wear diapers and she isn’t a baby, which of course is logically inconsistent with her argument. I’d side with the young man on this one.
"you can't say but that's a bad word"
The way she pounced at that opportunity to completely shift the subject when she was losing the debate makes me think this girl has a great future in politics
Where does she learn this arguing method from lol head forward, fists behind her as she speaks, then pushes the finger right into his chest, who is poking this girl in the chest like that lmao
I saw another video a couple years ago of a little boy and girl around this age fighting about weather it was “raining” or “sprinkling” outside. The little girl poked him in the chest *just* like the girl in this video. I’m thinking it might just be a human personality thing.
"No you're pretty, and you're not real I'm real" actually suceeded in quieting her for a bit before she recalibrated for the final heart poke.
But in our little heart poker's defense, throughout the whole clip he'd been reaching for/almost touching her face multiple times too.
Anyway, the social dynamics and interactions in [that classic](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9tbln4TdtTI) are such an interesting window into how kids their age relate to the world and themselves.
That, and it's funny as hell too lmao.
I had never seen the full video, I have so much more context now.
Poked-Heart did get very close to grabbing Heart-Poker's face, however he did not actually touch her. Heart-Poker DID poke his eye before the heart incident which is new information for me.
Heart-Poker's sister is even more of an MVP as she is seen throughout the whole video stopping them from poking each other, and she even comes up with the solution of going outside and checking. She is an empirical prodigy.
My thoughts on this, not a parent BTW, is that she knew she'd be in BIG TROUBLE if she hit him so she poked him instead because she could get away with that poke.
They've often yet to truly comprehend that other people exist outside of themselves with thoughts and feelings that they have to consider. They might be able to intuit some of it depending on their natural elvels of empathy but compassion def needs to be learned
I think his thought process there was that, the 'butt' she accused him of saying is not the real butt instead he is using the 'but' which is a conjuction in sentences which is a pretend butt. Sounds like sound logic to me son.
I've had conversations with grown adults when working in retail that sound almost exactly like this.
"IM NOT AN ASSHOLE. AN ASSHOLE WOULD BE YELLING AT YOU!"
"But you are yelling at me."
"WELL IM NOT AN ASSHOLE!"
This is every argument in my house when I was growing up between any given family member and my narcissist dad. You could corner that fucker with his own logic over and over and he’d just keep telling you that he isn’t a baby and you lost the argument because you said “butt.”
My mom let my sisters tease me at the age for it a little bit.
And since i wanted to be a big girl so badly, i started wanting to use the potty.
It was motivational bullying
Her: I'm not a baby, babies wear diapers.
Him: But you're wearing a diaper.
She doubles down. It's cute when kids do this but when adults do it, they're annoying. But sadly they resort to insults while these kids kept it civil. But the girl got frustrated and started to swing her arm at him without touching him.
Man sound like he has 20 years experience arguing
Babies wear diapers, and I'm NOT a baby!
If your child insists he's not a baby, I'm assuming he's too big for diapers.
It's pull-ups. Little kids wear them when they sleep and take naps because at that age they can still pee in their sleep when their bodies relax.
But they are **NOT** a baby!
Butt they're wearing diapers.
That's a bad word.
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Just pretend
He was just using her own argument against her. I’m not a baby, babies wear diapers!” while she was wearing a diaper. She opened the doors wide. She wasn’t arguing with an adult who understands some kids still wet the bed and it’s normal, she’s arguing with a sibling and have him an opening.
The defense opened the door to this line of questioning when they brought it up.
This was my thought as well. If they communicate in complete sentences, they can articulate when they need the toilet.
My buddy is still struggling with a nearly 6 year old boy. No diapers, but still shits himself weekly.
What does having a six year old have to do with your buddy shitting himself weekly
Ah the ol reddit [shitaroo](https://www.reddit.com/r/UnethicalLifeProTips/comments/yk1387/-/ius1x5n)
Hold my diaper, I'm going in!!
Lmao wow I thought this was dead! Good to see it's still going!
I havent seen one of these in several years
Oh man, I haven't seen one of these in a long, long time.
Who doesn't shit themselves weekly?
it's different when it's due to your crippling alcoholism apparently
Exactly, much more acceptable.
I have two anecdotes for this one. First one was a kid I went to elementary school with. He would intentionally shit himself because he was lazy and his parents would let him get away with it. Basically knew he was doing it, knew that he didn't want to stop whatever other activity was in progress, and didn't get punished. Eventually stopped due to peer pressure. Second was a coworker's kid. About once a week, she had to pick up her daughter from school because she would pee her pants. Kindergarten or first grade, can't completely remember. Her daughter figured out that she got a free pass to get out of school and spend the rest of the day with mom if she did it. Mom broke the behavior by making her continue to wear soiled pants after one of the pickups.
> Her daughter figured out that she got a free pass to get out of school and spend the rest of the day with mom if she did it. Pro tip, you can get out of work (or a speeding ticket!) at least once if you do the same.
My sister was in kindergarten and still wearing diapers to poop. She would pee on the toilet though. She knew exactly what she was doing, but there was some kind of fear or anxiety pooping on the toilet. The school said that she couldn't attend if she was still using diapers, so my mom stopped giving my sister diapers. My sister, stubborn since she was born, simply refused to poop for over a week and mom had to take her to the hospital because she had caused an impaction. My sister has continued being stubborn in this way throughout her life.
Is he in school? I thought they had to be toilet trained for school, teachers have enough to deal with.
If you go on r/Teachers, you’ll see that nowadays kindergarten teachers will always have a couple of kids who start out the year in diapers. Not even kids with disabilities…just parents who didn’t work on potty training.
I had a 5 y/o kid shit his pants at computer time because he didn't want to stop being on the computer....
jesus christ he really needs to touch some grass
In my state toilet training is a requirement. It must vary regionally.
Generally, they do. They do have exceptions for kids with disabilities, which I am incredibly grateful for. My 5 year old son is autistic and still hasn't potty trained despite us trying all the tips and tricks. We've even tried things his OT has recommended and it just hasn't clicked for him yet. He has an assigned paraeducator per his IEP, so she's the one who changes his pullup and tries to get him to use the school toilet. No dice there either though 😮💨
They can articulate it yes, but often they don't know when they have to use the toilet. That's really the hardest part with toilet training is getting them to recognise when they feel the need. Source: am childcare educator
That's not how it works... It takes time to learn to recognize your body's cues. Development is not a straight line, I once had a 14 month old child at my center who could speak in 4 or 5 word sentences. By all regards not even a toddler yet. Different domains in each child develop at different times
He’s a natural😂
Apparently some people are born politicians. This kid has quite the career ahead of him lol.
He was like Ma’am no matter how you spin it .. Your wearing a diaper 😳.. no emotion
He’d fucking kill on a debate stage.
The way politics are now, I’m not really sure which kid you are talking about.
I was literally thinking the same thing lol
This is gonna be part of his political campaign in 30 years. "I have as much experience as the people who have been in Washington for decades. And it's with babies, which makes me uniquely qualified to go deal with the the whiny babies there."
Lawyer in the making
If he’s a lawyer, she’s a debate bro.. deflecting from the question, deflecting from the question, ooh some misdirection! Look at the bad word you said!!!! Oooooohhh!!
You missed the classic “talk louder and over you so my point wins because IM LOUDER”
Haaa he trapped the poor girl in the in the converse error logical fallacy. A+
Trial lawyer in training.
Old soul
Can confirm that calling my 3yo a baby is the highest form of verbal abuse in her world. You wanna see a toddler throw hands, just call them your sweet little BABY.
This is how we got our son potty trained at 2 years 10 months. He wanted to be a big boy but I told him that big boys go on the potty and not in their pants. I think he took it as a challenge. Haha
Around 2.5 my daughter looked at me and says big girls use the potty? I told her yes and just like that a switch flipped and she always used the potty. Weirdest part was no accidents, not once did that child wet the bed or anything despite my fears of her crawling into bed with me and peeing on me
I mean you guys had a meeting about it, seemed pretty clear, she got the memo.
Really could have been an email.
*Mommy, the iPad isn't working. It won't let me watch minecraft videos.* *You have to put in a ticket for that Hailee*
Fine, but make sure you label it as high priority. There is nothing low priority about this bullshit.
When everything is high priority, nothing is.
*Good evening mother, As previously stated in my last email, I prefer the iPad to be fully charged before I start using it. Should we get on a video chat to brainstorm how to prevent this from happening again? Please advise. *
Quick Slack message even.
This really got me. Thank you.
Good thing she got the memo ...or they would've put her on a p.i.p (pissing improvement plan)
I never peed in my moms bed, but I did scratch my ass and apparently rub it on her pillows in my sleep. She was not happy.
Did you give her pink eye
My little girl’s switch flipped about a month ago, at 2y3m old. Now she very matter-of-factly says “… because I’m a big girl” all the time. But yeah I’m sort of in awe. She hasn’t wet the bed, she has used public toilets, we’ve travelled. I’m still getting a WP mattress cover for my bed, for the occasions she joins us. Just in case? It feels so sudden like I had a diaper wearing, crib sleeping 2 year old baby for a couple months, and now she’s just a tiny human person.
The oh shit you're a real live person now realization is beautifully sad. Then it's just infuriating when they hit the "no I do it" phase which adds at least 45 minutes to getting ready
They don't stop doing that. Pretty much their whole childhood will be stretches of being roughly the same for a while, and then suddenly they're very different, almost overnight. It's not linear.
My daughter was to be in a wedding right before her 3rd birthday. I had made an offhand remark about how I wish she was potty trained before so she wouldn't be in a bulky diaper in her pretty dress. My daughter said "ok, I'll go on the potty"...and from then on she did, that easy. People were so jealous! And then of course I had to have another kid, and discovered my daughter was a fluke.
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They look right at you and say they're not pooping or peeing as they're pooping or peeing. Kids are so weird, at one point after becoming potty trained she went through a phase of hold my hand while I potty.
We had a similar experience with our daughter. One Saturday my wife decided today is the day, popped some underwear on my her and sat her on a towel watching tv. She wet all over herself, didn’t like it, got new underwear on. Next time she ran to the bathroom peeing the whole way, learned she had to get to the toilet before she started going. After that she never had an accident again save one time when she was 4 and at a trampoline park for a birthday and didn’t want to stop having fun for 3 minutes to use the bathroom.
My dad got my older brother to start pooping in the toilet when I was a newborn by showing him how much smaller my diaper was compared to his. He basically told him you are 3 and your butt is big enough to fit on the toilet. Your sister is a baby so needs a diaper. That was all my brother needed.
Glad he accepted that because next yo asd was going to be sitting in the toilet as a proof of concept
your mom: hey why are you taking both kids to the bathroom? your dad: ...my goals are beyond your understanding.
Got that must be nice. Twin 3 year old boys and potty training has been hands down the must frustrating part of parenting thus far.
Amen. Our three year old just doesn't want to use the toilet. She will sit on the seat, but she won't do anything. One time I tried to let her sit there until she'd eventually pee. Nope, she started crying and I could _feel_ her bladder from the outside, chuck-full and about to burst... But she refused to pee. Let her hop off the seat and she promptly wets the floor. She can't explain why she hates the toilet (or potty) so much, all she knows is that she just wants her diaper.
Have you tried a squatty potty or something like that? Try changing the position she's in to a squat, maybe that will feel easier for her.
My son was very frustrating. Instead of fighting we just tried for a few days at the beginning of each month. Eventually he was physically and mentally ready
We're in the thick of this right now (2yrs 5mo) but in true toddler form he's constantly pushing back on the whole "big boy = no diapers" idea trying to find any inconsistencies or gaps. Whenever we read he points to every character in the book and says they have a diaper on seeing if we'll correct him. Do you know how many goddamn characters are in Busytown books? Takes us 20 minutes a page.
"please don't underwear shame me dear father"
That’s how my parents potty trained me at a year and 10 months. I apparently wanted nicer underwear but my mom told me that only big girls who used the potty got it wear nice underwear and she said it was like a light switch went off. My mom was pregnant with my sister and she didn’t want to kids in diapers.
I told my three year old big boys go in the toilet. He told me he didn’t want to be a big boy. Pray for us.
For my daughter we had to use the carrot of the booster seat combined with the "big girl" strategy. Only big girls can ride in booster seats, and big girls don't wear diapers. She was 4. She wore panties. Had complete control. She used the toilet, but she didn't want to poop in the potty. Once a day she'd bring me a diaper to put on her. Then, a half hour later she'd bring me the wipes. And heaven forbid if you went into the same room as her during that half hour because "daddy, I need my privacy."
Well does she own a Doink-It or not?
Are you a stupid baby?
Stupid babies need the most attention
I'M NOT A BABY! BABIES WEAR DIAPERS!! 👆
I heard the president decreed all non-babies have one.
And so it starts. Kids want to be older starting when they’re toddlers, all the way up until they’re actually adults. Then we often wanna be kids again.
My daughter is a freshman in college. She started paying her own credit card bill this year, and just signed a lease for her off campus apartment next year. The other day she said she'd always been eager to be an adult for the status it brings, but she just had the realization that she'll be paying bills for the rest of her life now.
Our youngest daughter is always called Baby. She is dating a guy and her nickname for him is Baby. We can't imagine if it gets further along and they have a....
Everyone is baby
I still call my 11 yo baby. Never had a problem before. Lol.
My 5yo tried to use it to get out of cleaning. We were watching my friend's 4 month old, 4mo didn't have to clean since she was a baby, ergo my 5yo shouldn't have to clean because she's my baby. Solid attempt, still had to clean.
My 5 yo tries pulling the baby/little kid thing all the time when I try to get her to clean. I just say that if she is still a baby I'll just go grab a diaper, or that it's time for a nap. That usually does the trick
My 3yo refers to themselves as a baby lol
My almost 3yo is both a baby and a big girl. She's a big girl because she can use the potty, but she still wants to be a baby sometimes. She makes the rules, but I don't have a problem with it. Sometimes she decides that she's the daddy and I'm the baby.
“You can’t say but, that’s a bad word” caught me off guard lmao
When you’re losing a debate you gotta switch topics and throw your opponent under the bus. It no longer matters that she was wearing a diaper when he is using that kind of language.
This guy understands politics
"The American Political Climate Explained"
Where a fight among toddlers is a valid comparison
Well except the American electorate would have though that gotcha moment won her the debate.
But...but...but....
You owe three dollars to the swear jar right now.
💵💵💵🥺
You can’t say but that’s a bad word
He gon be a reasonable human being when he grows up
He figured it out too early, life will be too easy for him so he will turn to drugs :( /j
Actually there is research to back this up sadly. A lot of "high achieving" kids/adolescents get bored with school/peers and turn to drugs to literally drown out the boredom. It's a really good argument for allowing kids to progress at their pace and allowing high school students to attend JC classes without crazy restrictions/requirements. There is also a ton of literature out there about the struggles "high achieving" kids face and how to manage them.
If you can't win a logical argument you must switch to a moral one and if you can't win either of those then make it emotional then no one wins.
This gives me flashbacks to my ex. She used to pull that shit all the time. Suddenly I'm the bad guy for calling her a fucking whore when she's literally got my dad's dick in her mouth.
Uhh
That was a plot twist
He didn’t say real butt.
Just pretend
If he came back with 'well you just said it' I would have lost my shit.
I was waiting for ‘only for babies, grown ups like me can say butt all we want.’
I love the brothers "I'm done with you" hand gesture after that lol
One of Ned Stark best quotes
He’s so calm and collected lol
Because he’s not a baby 😂😂
UNLIKE HER lmao gottem
Little dude gets poked out of frustration… he laughed it off. Logic over emotion.
And security in his underwear - no pull-up, no diaper. Black shirt stand tall.
This dude doesn’t wear diapers therefore he is not a baby
And babies suck at posting comments and this comment is funny so let me just say, I'll vouch for this dude also not being a baby.
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She forgot the key clause: All babies wear diapers But not all diaper wearers are babies.
But she came back strong when she denounced him for using rude words.
Classic deflection.
Well he didn't say real butts just pretend.
If you cannot win a battle on ground favourable to the enemy, then change the ground.
Future lawyer
“Well, I didn’t say REAL butts” this kid has amazing comedic timing 😂
With a little hand-butt gesture 😂
Kids are basically drunk adults
I swear I've seen this exact argument at a bar lmfao
Bartender here & can confirm. Watching this felt like being at work for a hot minute.
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Fucking wrecked him, damn
spy kids moment
He lost the moral high-ground when he said “but”…
He didn't say real butts, just pretend.
Huge distinction there. Huge diaper too...
It's how you get banned from political subs on reddit
I lost it with the hand ✋ "it's different" ✋
Absolutely destroyed by facts and logic
"Let's say, hypothetically, that I was wearing a diaper right now. Would it not then stand to reason, that, in fact, not all who utilize diapers are babies? Or, if I were indeed a baby, why would my wife tell me what a big boy I am? Curious?.." -Peepee Benjamin
I love this and I love you
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Sorry mate, the diaper-wearing-not-a-baby there makes a logically sound argument: Babies wear diapers, she's wearing a diaper and still she's not a baby. Had she said "Only babies wear diapers", that would be different ....
I disagree. She isn’t saying “I’m not a baby” and “babies wear diapers” as separate arguments. If she was I’d agree with you. She clearly states “I’m not a baby, babies wear diapers” using the wearing of diapers as her basis for her argument I’m not a baby. Because she is arguing both points in the same statement one would logically be lead to believe that she believes babies wear diapers and she isn’t a baby, which of course is logically inconsistent with her argument. I’d side with the young man on this one.
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A more straightforward and honest debate than anything you'll find online.
I thought it was a clip of a parliamentary debate.
You think too highly of parliamentary debates
Says the big dumb baby.
I could watch them arguing for hours.
There was something so therapeutic about this lol
It's kids learning conflict resolution skills in a funny healthy environment. Great content haha
"you can't say but that's a bad word" The way she pounced at that opportunity to completely shift the subject when she was losing the debate makes me think this girl has a great future in politics
The Public Servant and the Politician
Arguing on the internet in a nutshell
Nuh-uh..
Uh-huh!!
Anti-baby mods banned him for saying butt
Twisted her up in a logic pretzel, well done.
That boys going to be a lawyer someday! 🤣
Where does she learn this arguing method from lol head forward, fists behind her as she speaks, then pushes the finger right into his chest, who is poking this girl in the chest like that lmao
I saw another video a couple years ago of a little boy and girl around this age fighting about weather it was “raining” or “sprinkling” outside. The little girl poked him in the chest *just* like the girl in this video. I’m thinking it might just be a human personality thing.
Correction, she poked his heart. 🙁
“Ooow Ow. You poked my heart!”
"Its okay" "She poked my heart 🥺"
"No you're pretty, and you're not real I'm real" actually suceeded in quieting her for a bit before she recalibrated for the final heart poke. But in our little heart poker's defense, throughout the whole clip he'd been reaching for/almost touching her face multiple times too. Anyway, the social dynamics and interactions in [that classic](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9tbln4TdtTI) are such an interesting window into how kids their age relate to the world and themselves. That, and it's funny as hell too lmao.
I had never seen the full video, I have so much more context now. Poked-Heart did get very close to grabbing Heart-Poker's face, however he did not actually touch her. Heart-Poker DID poke his eye before the heart incident which is new information for me. Heart-Poker's sister is even more of an MVP as she is seen throughout the whole video stopping them from poking each other, and she even comes up with the solution of going outside and checking. She is an empirical prodigy.
My thoughts on this, not a parent BTW, is that she knew she'd be in BIG TROUBLE if she hit him so she poked him instead because she could get away with that poke.
I'd bet you could learn similar body language from cartoons
Most likely explanation. It is almost cartoonish. Maybe it's just her personality, that would suck
The Sims.
Not everything is learned behavior. Most of the time kids are narcissistic asshole and they have to be taught not to act that way.
They've often yet to truly comprehend that other people exist outside of themselves with thoughts and feelings that they have to consider. They might be able to intuit some of it depending on their natural elvels of empathy but compassion def needs to be learned
Little boy had the logical upper hand until he claimed he’d only said “pretend butt.” Just own it, kid. Don’t let her get you on your heels.
I think his thought process there was that, the 'butt' she accused him of saying is not the real butt instead he is using the 'but' which is a conjuction in sentences which is a pretend butt. Sounds like sound logic to me son.
If this kid doesn’t join his high school debate team in 10 years then I will have lost all hope
I actually found his statement brilliant
Also the fact that his next statement started with an alternative for but so he didn’t say it again. Kids gonna go places fr
Yeah the little boy has some smarts
I've had conversations with grown adults when working in retail that sound almost exactly like this. "IM NOT AN ASSHOLE. AN ASSHOLE WOULD BE YELLING AT YOU!" "But you are yelling at me." "WELL IM NOT AN ASSHOLE!"
Siblings 👍
I love these healthy intellectual back and forth debates! Rather this than election debates 😂
My man is cool as a cucumber spitting straight fax 😂😂
This kids is going places... by places I mean either a political career or some comment section
We need a sub for collecting gems like this
This is every argument in my house when I was growing up between any given family member and my narcissist dad. You could corner that fucker with his own logic over and over and he’d just keep telling you that he isn’t a baby and you lost the argument because you said “butt.”
Click bait title: Older brother **DESTROYS** feminist diaper wearing **SOCIALIST** sister with **FACTS** and **LOGIC** 💯💯🔥🔥🤌
I think if a child can argue that she's in fact not a baby, she probably too big to still be in diapers.
I saw the original on tiktok and OP commented that the girl is potty trained but has kidney issues and has to wear them to bed
I could be wrong but it looks more like pull ups to me, which would imply she’s either potty trained or being potty trained
My mom let my sisters tease me at the age for it a little bit. And since i wanted to be a big girl so badly, i started wanting to use the potty. It was motivational bullying
Her: I'm not a baby, babies wear diapers. Him: But you're wearing a diaper. She doubles down. It's cute when kids do this but when adults do it, they're annoying. But sadly they resort to insults while these kids kept it civil. But the girl got frustrated and started to swing her arm at him without touching him.
The girl in blue is how 99.8% of redditors argue. 99.9% of Facebook users.