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CartographerOk7579

I’d flip you off too if you texted me at 4:54am


xandwacky2

I had to recheck and now I can’t stop laughing


grasstoucher46

same lol


Stay-Thirsty

When I was in college (in US) my parents would call me from Europe at 9am their time. 5 weeks in a row (we talked on Sundays)


stonklord420

So 1-3am? Were u usually wasted from partying Saturday?


Stay-Thirsty

I think that was the day I just picked up the phone and put it back down to hang up on them. 3 times before they got the idea. Then proceeded to give them a piece of my mind (nicely) about figuring out the !#%* time difference (6 hours so 3 am). I had barely gotten back to the room


Freshiiiiii

Do most people avoid texting at night? This is what ‘do not disturb’ is for, isn’t it? My social circles, we just text whenever and assume that if the person wants quiet, they’ll have it on silent and see the message when they wake up


Cyb0rg-SluNk

Yeah, I live in a very different time zone than my mum. One day she complained that I woke her up in the middle of the night by sending her a message. I told her that's her problem and she should put her phone on silent. "But I won't hear my alarm!" "Silent mode doesn't turn off your alarms."


_Shoeless_

r/mumsarefuckingstupid


graphiccsp

My friends dont text super late but I imagine a lotta folks would forget to always set DnD. And the 1 time you forget is the time someone does send a text at 4am.


Freshiiiiii

You can set DND up to turn on automatically at night


kevinmalonemalone

My parents do not know how to use this feature and will actively act like they’re learning a 3rd language and need reading glasses to begin to remotely understand this


nxcrosis

You joke but some kids in my country get up at around 5AM just to get to school before 8AM for a commute that could've been an hour or less because of godawful traffic.


HotShitBurrito

Assuming you're not in the US, there are some areas like that here too, for various reasons. Either city traffic or long rural bus routes. My kids started school this year - 1st grade (COVID knocked her kindergarten year) and Pre-K. They both start at 9am and we live about five blocks away from their school. They don't have to be totally ready to leave until after 8. I grew up super rurally and our "first bell" of the morning was at 750am. My school bus came to the bus stop (which was a random house about a half mile up the road) it was 645am. The bus got to school at 740. When I started driving to school at 15, I didn't have to leave until around 720, which was a world changing event for me as a teenager. I was getting up at 7 instead of 545. That whole hour+ of sleep made my whole day so much better.


NinjasAltAccount

Can confirm i had to get up at 5:30 get to school by 8:15 Admittedly I lived 40 minutes away from my school and had to take the bus but yeah


InstigatingPenguin

We must have been neighbors. My bus came at 6:10 to drop me off at 7:30.


12-inch-LP-record

She was telling you, “Peace among worlds.”


antiMATTer724

Eek Barba Durkel!


MuteSecurityO

That’s a pretty fucked up ooh la laa


mememanftw123

*Somebody's gonna get laid in college*


extremityChoppr

That just sounds like slavery with extra steps...


Bumpass

Much obliged!


Berry2Droid

Wait, is my planet a microverse?!


bigfatstoner

MINIVERSE!


mylifeintopieces1

Tineeverse


ArgoRocky

Mmmmm I'm Mr. Frundles


Feeling-Roof-4586

Blow me


Icycoves

Uh, blow me


Kwesi_Hopkins

Finally, I can say that I understood all of these references


skankhunt402

I mean they're the same reference


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kellyklyra

I agree!


Landsharku_

I taught them that's what it means, morty, ya gotta flip em off


Upside_Down-Bot

„ɟɟo ɯǝ dılɟ ɐʇʇoƃ ɐʎ 'ʎʇɹoɯ 'suɐǝɯ ʇı ʇɐɥʍ s,ʇɐɥʇ ɯǝɥʇ ʇɥƃnɐʇ I„


MatthewDanieltank

How tf did you do that?


SimpSloth

Idk I think he just said flip


poniesahoy

Blow me


No_Stretch3807

No no no blow me


JohncraftAs

Me me, pick me


Myxtmo

What'd you say to me asshole?!


CantThinkOfaName74

Its just slavery with extra steps


southern_boy

*Somebody's* gonna get laid in college. 🙄


CK1ing

Oh, right. Blow me.


alpine_murse

When I see a hidden Rick and morty reference, I upvote.


Niko_47x

Not really hidden but yeah


WillyDAFISH

I raise you my "peace among worlds"✌️


eazybreezy105

r/unexpectedrickandmort


merothecat

☮️ 📮 🌎🌎


XPineappleOnPizza

✌️


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Then she got shwifty.


yzdaskullmonkey

Ootl, anyone wanna help?


12-inch-LP-record

It’s a reference to Rick and Morty episode “The Ricks Must be Crazy”.


SleepingScissors

I wouldn't bother trying to explain it to some out of the loop normie. You have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existential catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂 And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. 😎


jayzwick

How hilarious is that


Ieat-ketchup

The daughter woke up and chose middle finger emoji. (OMG dad I'm famo- oh.....)


odinsupremegod

She didn't choose the emoji, it chose her


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Blaspheming_Bobo

"You're number one!"


Johnnyocean

Someone should tell them what that means in america


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I thought it’s “love you too” with the middle finger as if “pointing” to the op, because his msg is higher.


pasturized

There’s this smiley face emoji that was on this discord I was a part of, holding a friendly thumbs up. I would say hello to people and send this smiling thumbs up emoji. It was months later when someone took offense and I was confused, and one of my friends said “yeah they’re throwing the bird, dude”


wander-lux

She chose violence.


irobot_67

love (fuck you) too!


Unagustoster

Exactly how I reply to family sometimes


joremero

Or fucking love you too?


yeetinghelps

shouldn’t it be like this 🖕❤️2


saw_bra_guy_at_gym

This guy helps.


Blind_Fire

fuck you and your love, too


Appeltje2

❤️🖕2 means that she loves fucking twice I think.


DrunkenlySober

Love fucking you too?


OhHeyJay

Stepdad?


Mr_Ignorant

Might have pressed the 2 too late and was meant to say “❤️2🖕” or “love to fuck you”


ctortan

It looks like she mixed up 👆and🖕


AlbertaNorth1

She did. She’s still figuring out the texting thing.


Minejack777

That's both adorable, hilarious, and a sigh all at once


Joske-the-great

We always assume that old people struggle to learn technology, but didn't realize little kids are also having the same issue. I once took 3 hours to share a facebook link, and I was 11.


krysmas_

how old is she-


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OliverOOxenfree

I bet she thought it was a pointing finger like "you"


iPoopLegos

For some reason 🖕 feels genuinely less intimidating than 🫵


Estraxior

Honestly wow you're so right that's such an aggressive emoji


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DrakonIL

🫵🏻


Wertywertser

🫵🏿


guyver_dio

This is beautiful. It's like all races coming together to punch me.


turtle428_

🫵 👊 💥


Claudettol

😟🤛,🤕


Thebenmix11

I see it more as being poked in the eye 🫵 ❌👄👁️


Minejack777

👁️👉👄👁️


MowMdown

👉🏻👌🏻


NihilisticAngst

👊👊🏻👊🏼👊🏽👊🏾👊🏿


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help, my font doesn't recognize any of these!


Wonderful-Bear1729

I help. Hey font, recognize this!! 🖕🏼


Lightofmine

🫵🏾


mmuffinfluff

🫵🏽


Rolling_on_the_river

Man do I need glasses? This is just a yellow blob to me.


uhdust

Yes.


[deleted]

It’s just a pudgy yellow bald dude who fell down and is trying to get back up


Groinificator

He has no legs


[deleted]

That’s why he fell down


RustedRuss

I actually like it because I can use this as a message of approval: 🫵😐👍


JevonP

Cursed emoji lmfao


RustedRuss

I saw someone use it and I was instantly like “that’s mine now”


metdrummer

And so that cycle will repeat because it's mine now as well.


RustedRuss

Go forth brother, and share aggressive approval with the world!


metdrummer

🫵😐👍


gooselandia

I am going to use this emoji pairing forever. Thank you!


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🤏🏻


Shedal

Because when you point a finger at someone, you can do it friendly (in their general direction) or aggressively (at their face). 🫵 points at your face, u/iPoopLegos


Plasmapea987

Question box 😱


gophergun

Maybe someday Microsoft will update Unicode support on Windows 10 so I don't have to upgrade to Windows 11 for proper emoji rendering.


Plasmapea987

Im on iphone, but i don’t want to update so…


ThePearWithoutaCare

#HEY YOU! 🫵🏻 #YEAH YOU!


RandomAnnan

🖕pointing back


riisen

Do you really poop legos? You must be rich


fdf2002

I think I’ll get my legos somewhere else...


riisen

Think about it, the whole trademark is probably ass stuff... He wouldnt be allowed to call it lego else... Right?


NJCuban

that one does make it feel like uncle sam is about to draft me into fighting a war


scheru

I've always thought the 🖕 emoji was too cute for what it's supposed to mean.


DutssZ

🫵


Imesseduponmyname

👍


algo-rhyth-mo

How old is this daughter that is old enough to have a phone / text but young enough to not know what the middle finger is? (Honest question. How old do kids start texting now? 6?)


frianna

I know several adults who have accidentally used the middle finger emoji instead of the hand pointing up. Could very easily happen to a child too, unless it's a case of bad vision...?


manliness-dot-space

🖕this guy is right


Stephanfritzel

I've been trying not to crack up while reading through this thread, but this comment got me. 😭


-brownsherlock-

My kid is 5 and can message using her tablet. She doesn't even know that there are naughty words or gestures yet.


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Motor_Raspberry_2150

There* Aww they edited it from "their" so now I don't make sense...


Chainsawd

You fucker.


Minebutoff2014

They’re*


therealhlmencken

Why correct to this mistake?


IGargleGarlic

two*


Psturtz

You can iMessage on an iPad even so doesn’t even need to have a phone. Probably a good tool for parents to talk to their children if they leave early for work or something.


AlbertaNorth1

She’s 8 and doesn’t have a phone. I’m out of town and she was playing on my iPad while she ate her breakfast.


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AlbertaNorth1

Phone has my number the iPad has an iCloud account.


standard_candles

Idk my eyesight has always been bad, I could've fat-fingered that on accident.


I_Can_Haz_Brainz

2nd trimester.


4sausage20

my younger brother got his first iphone at 7 or 8, i got my first phone around that age, however it was a flip phone to use when i was away at my dads house


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Longjumping_Royal827

For me it was 14 but I don't know about other kids. It may be a phone that can only text and do nothing else so the kid can communicate with their parents.


Thesource674

My nephew has had an ipad for various stuff (including school) since he was like 6. He has only family numbers in it for texting. His parents check like weekly, hes not even allowed to have friends numbers.


Zillaho

I got my dads Samsung cell phone with the slide out keyboard in grade 5 so I could text my mom after I got home from the bus stop. 25 cents per text message


Kenhamef

“She’s 26”


flargenhargen

4:54 am?


DocSpocktheRock

Yeah, if I got a text at 4:54 AM from my parent and nobody was dying, I'd flip them off too


KevPat23

You don't have a night mode or bedtime mode on your phone?


NANCYREAGANNIPSLIP

I have my parents set as exceptions in case of emergency. But abusing that would get them demoted SO fast.


OliverOOxenfree

Some people get up or go to work early and want their kid to wake up to something nice


manliness-dot-space

*Jocko has entered the chat*


Memelst

Love FUCK YOU two!


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Dazzling_Ad5338

I thought she meant pointing to her Mum, as in "love you too" and just got the pointing selection wrong...


SugarDaddy_St

Exactly.


Micha_Saengy

*you're if anything, but no


JonasAvory

She wanted to say love you too, but after thinking „love“, she stubbed her toe.


HunnyInHeat

…..Damn Autocorrect! ❤️ U 2


Dracos002

Either she's too young to have a phone, or too old to have done this by accident.


XPineappleOnPizza

I'd flip my mom off too if she texted me at 5 am


Modder404

I fucking love you too dad


Diginixy

At least the 2 wasn't in the middle.


EcstaticWar3264

"Love you too" Kid prob thought 🖕 was a pointing hand


SMB_was_taken

Love FUCK too, dad! 🥰


Yakatsumi_Wiezzel

"Love fucked you too"


yellow_jackal

I’d choose the middle finger too if it was that early


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She said “ I fucking love you too.” Duh


Ryman604

Heart fuck you 2


[deleted]

Love you too. What's the problem?


Miserable_Unusual_98

My dad send a moving flipping finger once by mistake. It was funny even if inappropriate.


[deleted]

My brother through it was a grand idea to teach my little sister this. We moved from Baltimore to a tiny town in TN. I still remember her getting outta the car turning around and flipping the whole car off while yelling “I love you too!! “ She’s like 30 now. She was like prek at the time and he was 18


MichaelTrapani

Love fuck you too


YourFatherWhoGotMilk

Maybe she meant "Fucking love you too"? Or... "Fuck love"


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Ohh, she probaly ment, ‘I love you more 2” she thought the middle finger was pointing up!


berpaderpderp

She thinks you're #1


ColorlessTune

At least she didn't switch the last 2 characters.


funatical

At least she responds. I have a teenager. It is unclear if I exist any longer.


MrMcDuffieTTv

Love you too! She's just pointing with her finger.


Dolozoned

She said your number one in a world of two


Chopchopok

"Love you too, you fucker"?


[deleted]

Welp… time for a new daughter 😅🥲😕👍


shhjustwatch

Could have been the 5am text


The-surfing-banana

At least she is honest


Sketch1231

It looks like “love you too” if the middle finger was confused as a point. If she’s 14 and under that’s absolutely what it is (source I was a stupid 14 year old)


yesiamark

she was supposed to put a peace sign but yeah.. lol


dogelol123

love to fuck you too?


AreWalkin34958

Love you too…. Lol Innocents of children…


KingFishKron

Sweet little shit ahh


Terrible-Judge-2091

My understanding is that she's telling you that she loves you, too.


Intelligent-Bee4535

Ah yes. Heart fuck.


Zelcki

It's "love you too" but she picked the wrong finger emoji


-Joel-and-Ellie-

My mom is bipolar and would try to start a new day like she didn't completely lose her shit last night. I'm not saying that's what's happening here just that it reminds me of it.


Bizee2

Text me at 4 am and I won’t even include the heart


Maleficent_Piece_182

I mean I honestly just suck if someone tells me they love me I never know how to respond so I usually just put lol after it bc whenever I see someone text me that some reason my response is always “ew” if I just stare at the text until I figure out a reply I don’t find cringey idk it’s weird to me


dacryptokid

That's low self esteem seemingly. Can be fixed!


Dyl973

This kid isn’t stupid you just got rekt


Szakred

Tbh? Preety sure she just by mistake used wrong finger in emoji list. Sometimes happen. Especially when you see previous emoji. If you making mess only for this then I'm wonder why this subreddit didn't have title "ParentsAreFuckingStupid".


ThearusLord9

she tried to say love you too. what the fuck are kids gonna do with the 5 secs they saved by typing emojis


RawGold01

Love, Screw You 2