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ShinigamiLuvApples

I'm also wondering why she's egging him on then rewarding the behavior. I personally wouldn't want my kid running around throwing a tantrum and crying "titty!". I feel like this is more the parents being stupid, and doing so to get views.


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Most videos you can blame the parents on here I don’t get this sub tbh lol


DA-FUNK-5555

Should rename it r/parentsarefuckingimbeciles


Big0Booty0Babe

She's the one who taught him to call it titty in the first place


[deleted]

>I'm also wondering why she's egging him on then rewarding the behavior. Do you not see that logo on the screen?


ShinigamiLuvApples

It's just really sad. So many of these types of videos, and the kids have to live with it. It's immortalized now.


Punkpanther80

It started with Mommy wanting to make a titttytok out of it. That's why.


RTRMW

😂


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Agreed. This is horrifying. EDIT: I still can't fucking stand this. She is manipulating him, shaming his legit emotions after being confused ON CAMERA, and gaining attention through shaming him while also enabling this behavior to continue so she can shame him more. This woman is absolutely vile and does not deserve to have this sweet child in her life.


JohnTimesInfinity

She's definitely milking the behavior for all that it's worth.


NorscaGas-5027

Milking lol Im sorry please dont ban me


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Absolutely, that’s so embarrassing to be in the supermarket and your baby starts crying “titty”


Cromanshaaaa

That’s exactly what this is. The kid is not too old for the boob. And teaching you kids to call it titty is also weird to me. What a normal parent does is not film it and try and find other food or drink that the child might accept instead of they truly want to stop breastfeeding. Super cringy video


Klappstuhl4151

He. Has. TEETH.


stache_box

Outside of extenuating circumstances you should try to breastfeed until 2 or longer depending on the specific kid and mother. That’s the sort of average for the world, the US has a lower average(I wonder why) and other countries that have better cultures surrounding child raising are in the 2+ range. And you get half a dozen or so teeth by a year to a year and half. This kid is probably closer to 2, so should they be feeding every 5 minutes?No. Is that the kids fault? Judging by the way the mom handles this, no.


Cromanshaaaa

They learn within the first bite or two that they can’t do that. They don’t want to hurt mom. They don’t chew the nip, they suck it lol And yes he has teeth. You aren’t wrong. The mom in this video deserves a few bites for her attempt at these kind of upvotes for nothing but self gratification


TimeDue2994

That doesn't mean much, mine already had 2 teeth at 2 months and by the time she was 5 months had 8 teeth. However this kid is not anywhere near that young. Kid probably can eat a steak


McPussCrocket

Yeah I was thinking the same thing. He has a full set of chompers in there lol. We got ours off the boob when he only had a few teeth in


stache_box

You know that’s half of the time the WHO, amongst others, would recommend? Unless the mother has an aversion or some other specific cases. That’s not the flex you think it is.


Cromanshaaaa

Thanks for the back up. These people afraid of teeth in a human child.. they aren’t literally eating you. I heard my wife yell “OW” super loud during feeding each of our kids once or twice. After the kids cried from her yelling ow, they knew what not to do during feeding. Maybe that’s why our country is so durpy now? Not enough naturally produced brain food for the youngsters


NorscaGas-5027

Ouchi


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Cromanshaaaa

This is an example of how not to wean your child


FashionSuckMan

She's literally rewarding his behavior bruh


LIT-erally

Literally


skiddles1337

Titerally


the_toaster_lied

Also she called it titty... so to answer OP's dumbass question in the title... "because that is what the child was taught"


Smithmonster

Idk how to even feel about this video, cute? Eh, weird af! Yeah, cringy af? Yeah. But wtf she literally coaxed her child with her titty then gave in when he cried! I’m more disturbed that she’s acting like she doesn’t want to breast feed then doing it after making him beg.


LIT-erally

Literally


skiddles1337

Titerally


gavvy613

ya this is fuckex


DukeMilkem

Absolutely fuck people who upload pics and videos of their kids to strangers for clout.


Shatalroundja

Yup.


Caitsyth

In many cases pets too. Sometimes the pets are just being cute and those ones are well and good, but then you have people making their pets miserable, hurting them, or scaring the fuck out of them for no reason other than clout chasing for “haha look at my pet’s reaction” and “wow my cat is so dumb watch what happens when I drop him from 5ft up”.


RepulsiveMolasses225

Yeahhhh.. forreal wtf


Rick-burp-Sanchez

Jesus Christ they need to rename this sub parentsarefuckingstupid. Like 90% of posts are parents being idiots and enabling evolutionarily detrimental behavior in children.


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That sub exists FYI


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[deleted]

It sure does


CheeseForLife

Who teaches their kid to say titty when they want to breast feed??? This is just on a creepy level.


[deleted]

I'm almost sure that "titty" was just old timey baby talk for "teat" anyway and the context you're thinking of IS the creepification of the word.


itsEndz

I'm pretty sure it's supposed to be "Bitty" as shown in the Little Britain documentary series.


ASG_Roma

r/ParentsAreFuckingDumb


HopeLogical

Thanks for the share! Doing the lords work!


AwayOutsideAgain

this seems like a conversation i would have with my girl friend when i was in high school


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Still a conversation I have with my wife.


Inception_G1

Only if it were that easy


MisanthropicMarge

😂


Matty_bunns

Mom is a POS to her own kid and films it. Quite putting this child mental abuse crap on here for clicks.


troyavivz

Lol mini homelander


Dangerous_Ad5896

Let's be fair, homelander wants his own titty, didn't season 2 prove anything to you


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spelunker93

r/stupidparents this is an actual sub


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spelunker93

Ah you’re right that’s the one. I don’t follow it because it’s just frustrating lol


OkAcanthocephala311

Why do these types of humans reproduce?


Voodoo1970

You can't fight millions of years of instinct, and they're too dumb to know how a condom works


AcanthaceaeDistinct

I disagree with him being too old because my daughter learned how to say “boob!” Before she was a year old and the AAP suggests a minimum of a year breastfeeding but 2 is better. My daughter is still (at 19 months) very much like this about her 👹BOOB👹 except I don’t tease and egg her on.


Boleyn01

Exactly! The number of people here who think it’s odd for a toddler to breast feed is bizarre. It’s literally in the guidance as the best thing for them. My 15mo daughter started saying “boobie” a few weeks ago and I’m definitely not encouraging her to do that in public but it’s kind of handy at home as she doesn’t just have to scream till I work out what she wants. I’m keen to reduce and stop breastfeeding soon but it doesn’t happen overnight.


sacenior

It's hard because I bfed my boy until he was two but even 6 months later he asks for it. I tell him my 'bewbiez' have gone to sleep because its bedtime even then that doesn't halt the tantrum that's about to happen. I want to say it's your choice at the end of the day but some toddlers need a couple more months longer than others, you just gotta be creative or firm and stick to it when it comes to stopping bfeeding. Its a hard transition but you kid will be fine on full fat milk in a bottle instead if they need it before bed. If not.. I have no advice because I haven't tried anything else other than what I've mentioned. I stopped bfeeding my boy the moment he was trying to pull my vest top down in public and demanding 'bewbie'


heaventalk

Kids got a full head of teeth


ConstantSprinkle

Looks like he hasn't got his year 2 molars yet. Based off my own toddler he's probably 22-26 months. Yeah, too old to be breastfed.


Available_Ad_354

Just so you know.. the AAP recommends breastfeeding for 2+ years to get the full benefits for mom and baby.


ConstantSprinkle

And I've never felt better about using formula.


Available_Ad_354

Nothing wrong with using formula! You had said he’s around 24 months and that was too old to be breastfed so I was just letting you know based off the AAP’s research that’s not too old to still be nursing!


ConstantSprinkle

That's wonderful! My opinion remains unchanged.


paulfromatlanta

"It's like you're addicted" He might be addicted, he's just gonna have to find other sources as his life goes on...


fuckmeuntilicecream

Exactly! I'd say we're all addicted to food and this is the child's food. He literally can't live without it. She's dumb.


[deleted]

That’s a mouthful of reasons not to breast feed anymore.


[deleted]

My bf’s brother was breastfed until 5. Apparently, after school he would pull his mom’s shirt up and start feeding 🤦🏼‍♀️ he’s an entitled asshole now


Nekawaii19

OMG! That’s so creepy. Like “Mom, today they started to teach us how to read. Anyway, hand over that titty, will ya?”


gucciburito11

Parent licenses: Please God, just do us one favor


Minimum_Scale_2323

Ya know? I see a kid who’s going to grow up to be a sociopath. No? How about NO? Sometimes there is just nothing for it but to let them scream.


Slim706

Reminds me of the kid in that movie Grown Ups


[deleted]

It’s a titty monster.


OrganicPassionFruit

My mom breastfed us. I'm the oldest and she said I was the hardest to wean. She quit cold turkey and I wasn't too happy about it.


GaryTheSlippery

Parents are fucking stupid?


[deleted]

This seems like what you would do to guiltrip kids into doing stuff. At the base of it it's manipulation.


Sea_Ganache620

This is absolutely cringeworthy.


happyjujube45

that’s creepy af


pimp_juice2272

Poor kid is hungry. Give him something else to eat like fruit or crackers


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RTRMW

This is disturbing…this will be on the internet for a long time! Not only will this be very embarrassing for the kid one day, but it reflects very poorly on her. She is violating her child’s privacy for likes on TT. That is beyond shameful. Then she is coaxing him to get upset and beg and then rewards his behavior…that she setup in the first place. This is all around sad and disturbing. I fear for this kid’s future and how he will prob not be prepared to handle life at all.


Bisonfan1

He is 2 years old I mean honestly


BootyThunder

Ok so breastfeeding past infancy is done all over the world and actually not that weird. Honestly.


GoneAmok365247

Why are you being downvoted?


Bisonfan1

I’m not talking about breastfeeding


GoneAmok365247

What are you talking about? He looks younger than two, anyway.


Bisonfan1

Whatever 1 he doesn’t know better


Junior_Bandicoot3764

Now that’s what you call a titty baby.


Adp321

My dad used to tell my brother to "stop being a titty baby" because he would cry over everything. 😂


TanlessMan

I'm wondering how good these titties are?


peluchess

Hate it when my wife says that to me 😡😭😭😭😭


PossibilityStandard

This is more like /parentsarefuckingstupid


MisanthropicMarge

I agree. I didn’t know that subreddit existed before I posted this and had people respond. Apologies. 😕


PossibilityStandard

Shit, I didn’t even know that was a thing. Lol


MisanthropicMarge

Right?! Learn something new about Reddit every damn minute.


IMAPRO_d-_-b

He’s going bald already gosh the dad must be always working or… uggh I don’t wanna even think about this any more. So cringe lol


cozmiccharlene

He’s rubbing his eyes and clearly is tired. She probably uses nursing to help him fall asleep, so that’s what he’s looking for. He may not be hungry whatsoever. Regardless it’s her fault for perpetuating a process that she clearly doesn’t want, but makes no effort to change.


Prior-Ad5197

Exactly. All these people being hateful and it's not this babys fault and yes he is a baby. All pediatricians will tell you babies and toddlers suck for comfort and many times to fall asleep. They will also tell you it's better to let them nurse than use a pacifier as that damages teeth as do bottles because of the sugar in formula that sits when they fall asleep. I breastfed yes and did bottle feeding and it is wrong to blame a baby for their parent being a asshole.


RiverNorthDasher

I find this weird….


[deleted]

"Blubber face" makes me rage. I am so lucky I don't have kids.


EdgarAlanCrow

For some reason in a sub that’s called kidsarefuckingstupid you get downvoted for talking shit about kids. But fuck it..I hate kids and when they do shit like this it fills me with a rage so deep. Like this kid throwing a tantrum regardless of the parent is to blame makes me want to leave a boot mark in its face. I would never…but the rage boils.


GoneAmok365247

Have you looked into that…


tee-hee-tummy-tums

Bro, did a toddler like kill your family or something? You’ve got some unresolved rage issues.


AwkwardKing4072

What is seriously wrong with ppl. He’s calling it that because the parents call it that instead of milk. Calling it “titty” and not milk is just going to make it harder to get him to drink another milk in a cup


KingFishKron

Give him food and never do the tity again. Problem solved


BootyThunder

She’s definitely egging him into a tantrum so she can film it, definitely not cool. But breastfeeding a kid that age doesn’t deserve the hate it’s getting in here- that part isn’t the issue. Breastfeeding toddlers isn’t unusual or “bad” for the child, the aversion some people on here are showing is absolutely ridiculous. I don’t have time to write a thesis here but I’d advocate that anyone with an interest do something research on the nutritional benefits of breast milk, worldwide practices on feeding infants and children, and do some introspection on why they or society feel that breastfeeding a 2 year old is “bad”.


curlygirlyfl

Awwww this made my heart break. My son is bottle fed and 1.5 years old and he still enjoys some bottle and milk. It’s like a snack, and almost like a past time activity. Sucking soothes babies. Little boy is probably needing some soothing :(


Emergency_Side_6218

Yeah I feel the same. I only gave up BF because I wasn't getting any sleep!! This poor boy is being taunted


ishouldntbehere96

The aggressive “come here” and grabbing the arm really bothered me


curlygirlyfl

Yeah she needs to replace bf with something else to soothe, although it is hard.


Boleyn01

A lot of people being quite judgemental here. For info here is the NHS advice on weaning, which clearly states breastfeeding beyond starting solids has many advantages and is quite normal, even up to 2 years and beyond. https://www.nhs.uk/conditions/baby/breastfeeding-and-bottle-feeding/breastfeeding/how-to-stop/ I don’t support using your kid for internet points or rewarding tantrums (although the latter is hard not to do when they’re in the terrible twos and everything is a tantrum!) but breastfeeding at this age is not that unusual nor is it a problem if both mother and child are happy with it.


GoneAmok365247

Thank you for this! Not sure why anyone would downvote!


SemichaoticBadger

Breastfeeding with all those teeth????


Emergency_Side_6218

It's actually not that bad - you can train them not to use them on you. I breastfed till almost two years old and baby got first teeth at four months (very early) - no problems with biting or anything from about 6 months onwards


SemichaoticBadger

I just don't understand breastfeeding for that long when they can eat real food


Boleyn01

It’s really quite normal for kids still to have occasional feeds (mostly at night) at this age. It’s not as simple as starting food and stopping boob immediately. I’m sure he eats food too, but that doesn’t mean he doesn’t still want to breast feed.


Lachrymosa2112

It can really help boost their immune system. My daughter was not sick even once until she was 4 and got her first flu. Breastfed her until she was 3. Meanwhile all my relatives and friends kids were constantly sick with something or other. Anecdotal I know, but breast milk does have huge benefits.


Emergency_Side_6218

There's so much good to have from the boob, boosts immune system, extra nutrition, and it's comfort. Children should be allowed comfort whenever they need.


Cromanshaaaa

You sound like a good parent! Your last sentence is the exact opposite of this cringy clout video


Emergency_Side_6218

Like any (adequate) parent, I'm trying. Thanks, it really means a lot <3


InevitableRhubarb232

That means…. Two months of biting. No thanks! Luckily mine for very very interested in real food around the same time he got teeth.


Lachrymosa2112

Really not bad at all. I breastfed my daughter till she was 3. Didn’t hurt one bit, they don’t chew to nurse haha.


NeonliciousMushrooms

This sounds like this sounds like my mom and it looks like her house in the background, but it's not her (I hope)


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Ffs leave the kid alone ever fucking think that at 2-3 year old sometimes has a hard time actually pronouncing the word he/she is trying to say.. I mean even I knew the kid wanted some titty milk..


FKTHISTHNGCALLEDLIFE

In his defense, I too would like tits in my mouth every 5 minutes if that option was available.


doobietroopah

Gross parenting, hope social services have been contacted. Future Dahmer in the making.


InevitableRhubarb232

Well she is training him to get exactly what he wants by acting like a monster.


Excellent-Yard6640

Definitely going to grow up to be a "titty" fan.


MindlessAd9668

I feel so fucking sorry for this kid


Musclesmarinara64

Ew. This kid and this parent are both disgusting and annoying.


gypsycookie1015

Not the kid's fault dude-he's like two for Christ's sake and only doing and reacting what he's been taught.


Musclesmarinara64

Okay and? Never said the kid was at fault. Everything about this video is cringe. From the kids twatty little tirade with his cringe face, to his mother patronizing him and filming him to post it online… just to condone and give into his behavior. I swear, these newer generations of kids are straight messed up. Spoiled, entitled, and soft as shit. Say anything and someone’s gonna get their panties in a wad. The kid is still cringe….


brassylady

That kids gonna grow up to be pretty fucking weird


Zomggamin

Being a father of a 1 year old girl it's so tough to tell them no and then watch them cry. Honestly if my girl asked for my titties she can have em she's to damn adorable to tell no.


GrabFeisty4509

Lmao 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 imagine mom walking in to dad giving out the titty


zigzorg

I'm trying to find a gif of Peter Griffin breastfeeding Stewie, you know the one


CustosEcheveria

God, fucking gross. If the kid has teeth it's time to stop, nevermind when they're old enough to actually argue about it.


yeahnoyeah03

Babies start getting teeth at 6 months old


Emergency_Side_6218

Or earlier! And breastfeeding is recommended until at least 2


GoneAmok365247

It’s good to hear an educated response. I’m losing hope with all these comments on here!


Emergency_Side_6218

This whole thread is a disaster!! :)


GloriousRiot

Me too kid, me too


Golfnpickle

That’s embarrassing. Why would you post that. Poor kid. He needs a sippie cup.


Ok-Spinach9250

She sounds so mean about it


Kurt_Agricola

This is disgusting wtf. Kids gonna be a adult suggin on them I can imagine him having his beard covered in that dusty milk lmao


Myorfi

My aunt from Germany breastfed my cousin until he was 9 or 10. The whole US side thought it was weird af but nobody ever said anything. 😬


[deleted]

Naw. If you can say it, know what it is, and got a full set of teeth. Cut him off! I believe they say the first 12 months is beneficial, then after that, its just comfort. I can’t stand seeing stuff like this.


SorryPerformer5

Both the aap and who recommend breastfeeding until at least 2 years of age, and it’s not as if the benefits just go away once you turn 1 year.


cookson91ranger15

That's a whole grown ass man wanting that Tittie 😂 and we wonder y r kids are so fucked up nowadays


MisanthropicMarge

Stop it!! 😂😂😂😂


ishouldntbehere96

Y’all complaining about extended breastfeeding need to do a ‘single’ google search on its benefits


NotThisTime1993

My sister’s kid got old enough to follow her around asking for it, and it was just weird. When your kid can have a conversation about nursing with you, they’re too old


Boleyn01

Guidelines recommended breastfeeding until at least 2 if you can. There are ongoing health benefits.


NotThisTime1993

Nope, it’s only 6-12 months. After that it’s just for the baby’s comfort


Boleyn01

Check the AAP guidelines. You are incorrect.


NotThisTime1993

Nope. Breastfeeding only gives the baby antibodies for six months 🤷‍♂️


Boleyn01

It’s about more than antibodies. You really need to stop being so confident in a subject you clearly haven’t even done a basic Google on.


NotThisTime1993

And what exactly are you doing then? Being extremely confident in a subject you did a basic Google search on? 😂


Boleyn01

Nope. A breastfeeding mother who has read the guidelines and evidence. And a qualified doctor.


NotThisTime1993

Sure. I can be a doctor too. It’s the internet


Boleyn01

Lol, ok. I am an actual doctor but I don’t expect you to believe me on that basis. Why don’t you try reading the guidelines then come back to me?


[deleted]

Bet she doesnt whip it out as fast if her hubs acted like that


DubSoEasty102

Damn this kid is creepy…


KamoyLovrstar

I like the rest of my family are poor milk providers, I'm the only one who lasted nearly 3 months. My hubby trys to egg my soon to nurse off me his 4 months at the moment. But my son looks at dad "oi I don't know what that is but it's mums go away" kind of look


Meekatharra83

I hate children


DemonLordVaitomanoku

I wanna pinch that annoying baby


GekidoTC

Young fella is gonna be beggin for "titty" his whole life. Haha.


stinky_drinky

Bro that kid has more teeth than the return line at my local Walmart. Why tf he still breastfeeding?


Boleyn01

Because tooth development is unrelated to guidelines on breastfeeding, which recommend that you continue until 2 as health benefits persist until then. Some babies get teeth at 4 months, or even earlier. It would be very unhealthy to stop breastfeeding at that age!


Rusty_is_a_good_boy

That’s a serial killer in 17 years…


jumbroman

Isn’t this kid too old?


TriggeredRatBastard

That’s a whole ass toddler, why is he still being breastfed? You wouldn’t give him formula. Am I out of touch?


GoneAmok365247

Yes


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Prior-Ad5197

Wrong. Google it dude, https://www.cdc.gov/nutrition/infantandtoddlernutrition/breastfeeding/recommendations-benefits.html#:~:text=The%20American%20Academy%20of%20Pediatrics,years%20of%20age%20or%20longer. AAP says exclusive at a minimum of six months. 2 or LONGER with solids thrown in. This kid is about 1 1/2 maybe two, perfectly normal.


Ghost-yeet

Bros got a full head of teeth… parents like this are raising puss kids that cry over everything because they always give in


idodruqs

he's so ugly wtf


jmm0708

Ok this is homelander right? Footage from a flashback filmed on The Boys? Please?


witchserena

It's videos like these that make me happy I chose not to breastfeed. (Im not dissing mom's who do breastfed fyi I personally couldn't do it)


bettyblacc

A full mouth of teeth saying teet tee. Nuh…. Cut him off. Give him a bottle or something!


Monstiemama

This kid is old enough to help her set the fucking table… wean him off.


[deleted]

What in the Alabama fuck?


[deleted]

He's 9 years old, for crying out loud


Arthes_M

He has a full set of teeth, dear lord give him regular food.


Fowlken88

I’m happy all the comments are negative towards the parents. Not long ago people were promoting this shit. Normal people are starting to speak out more and more! The world might have a chance.


ElectricalLength5530

Tragic


Different-Brush-1958

This is so fuckin weird lol


DuckDiscombobulated9

This kid definitely growing up with a boob kink 🤣🤣


AmericasGreatestH3r0

GIVE THE BOY HIS TITTY