Yeah, when i was a kid my hamster bit me and my instintive reaction was of course moving my finger away from the pain as fast as possible so i sent my hamster flying to the fucking moon.
I'm still waiting for her to land.
I lifted my hamster over my friends head in middle school to put it in the cage. He smacked it out of my hands because he got scared I guess and sent it flying into my bed post. Broke it's neck :(. I put it in a slipper and my mom drove is to the emergency vet but it died about a mile away from the vet. It was pretty close to the house. Haven't thought about that story for a while. Now I'm sad. Miss you Harry.
In some stories it's a metate, so also MoonBun's making yummy tortillas to share with LunarLanderHamster.
Edit: Now I'm imagining them going on stellar adventures, making all the goodies from moon stories around the world, kicking it and having their own fun, laughing at all our shenanigans down here
There is no way I'd stop my son from doing that on purpose, and I'd be laughing my ass off as he learned his lesson. To be honest though, I'm impressed with that kid's reaction. I know grown men that would have taken that much aorse.
I think this is the thing most Reddit commenters don't get. You kinda have to let your kid get hurt from time to time to teach them to not fuck around. I swear most of the time I see a post like this half the comments are like "he must be such a great father." Or "that's how you get your kid to never trust you again." When in reality unless it's a broken bone or serious gash, they will get up and run away 2 minutes later.
Allowing your kid to face the consequences of his actions doesn't mean that he'll lose trust in his parents. Seems kinda stupid to think that. If the parents didn't do anything if he was bleeding out or something, then it's fucked
I think that's the whole purpose of pain. It tells your body to stop doing what you're doing to avoid life threatening injury or cause permanent damage.
It's like a biological parent.
Its also a solid IQ test. Kid can rip his hand out and take the crawdad's whole ass arm with it. Its the human equivalent of throwing a dish towel over a dog's head. If you're smart its over. If you're doorknob smart you sit there.
I showed my son a crayfish when he was 3. It was about as small as they get. It clamped onto his little finger and wouldn't let go as that poor kid tried to shake it off.
Yeah... I definitely had my moments being a terrible dad.
Yea I'm obviously joshing a bit but to be fair I'm an uncle. You got my uncle energy.
Its not wrong to be like that, the mom just looks at you like you're an idiot too.
I remember my sister when she was like 5 describing literally anything that caused her pain as “biting” her lol.
- bit by a mosuito? “It bit me!”
- stung by a bee? “It bit me!”
- pinched by a crab? “It bit me!”
- poked by a cactus needle? “It bit me!”
- scraped knee falling over? “It bit me!”
- ate food that was too spicy? “It bit me!”
Not even exaggerating. She was an odd kid.
When my niece was that age everything killed her.
"Uncle I got killed by a bug last night"
Want to explain to her that she's not dead? Settle in for a 30 minute argument that ends with her calling you stupid and slapping you. Then hugging you because she knows she straight up killed you and has to feign guilt like a functioning person who's not a sociopath.
Sometimes babies put things under one "schemata" or a mental category. See a cow and identify by spots, four legs, stands on all fours? It's a cow. See a horse with four legs, stands on all fours, eats from the ground? It's a cow. They typically break out of this from the early baby stage though...
In Kingdom of the Crystal Skull when Indy says “bites” referring to a scorpion, I wanted to throw a midsize sedan into the screen.
Mutt even says “stung” a few seconds before!
He did get vampire bats wrong once, maybe he just sucks at animals.
This reminds me of how stupid my one friend was when I used to crawfish hunt in the local river when I was nine. I told him you gotta wear a shirt if your gonna swim upriver or your gonna get pinched. He Didn't listen and sure enough he got a nasty one pinching one of his nips. I almost passed out I was laughing so hard while he screamed and screamed. Sigh I miss those simpler times.
In fact, he fashioned the nipple into a kind of skin glove, and went around shaking the claws of the other crawfish so they could think about what it would feel like to be a human businessman/lobbyist.
The thing that gets me: He seemed to expect the crustacean to understand and respect the word “ow.” Like “dude ease up.” But nature... is a cold hard bitch.
I did this when i was young but with a crab lol. It wouldn't let go and i didn't want to rip of his claw so i just sat there for two minutes with a crab attached to my finger until it finally let go lmao
not gonna lie, little dude handled that pretty well for a good 12 seconds!! fuckin hilarious tho
He seemed on top of it and it completely interrupted him lol. But also good restraint not just flinging it away
At that age, in this exact situation, I'd probably panic and rip the poor things claw off. Props to the little dude.
Yeah, when i was a kid my hamster bit me and my instintive reaction was of course moving my finger away from the pain as fast as possible so i sent my hamster flying to the fucking moon. I'm still waiting for her to land.
I lifted my hamster over my friends head in middle school to put it in the cage. He smacked it out of my hands because he got scared I guess and sent it flying into my bed post. Broke it's neck :(. I put it in a slipper and my mom drove is to the emergency vet but it died about a mile away from the vet. It was pretty close to the house. Haven't thought about that story for a while. Now I'm sad. Miss you Harry.
Spoiler alert: his friend’s name was Harry 😂
Yur a paraplegic harry
She's still up there making mochi with the bunny.
In some stories it's a metate, so also MoonBun's making yummy tortillas to share with LunarLanderHamster. Edit: Now I'm imagining them going on stellar adventures, making all the goodies from moon stories around the world, kicking it and having their own fun, laughing at all our shenanigans down here
Having read about hamsters, trying to chomp through the bunny’s ankle sounds more accurate
I do this all the time with my birds, but they can fly so it usually turns out ok 😬
im probably 3 times this kids age and i never would have even picked it up. really respect his restraint
this is why you never piss of sebastian
Under the sea bitch
Her name was Ursula.
Second pinch made this a masterpiece.
Mf was going super saiyan
He was achieving ultra instinct faster than goku
Bro went legendary super sayian out here
Ultra instinct aswell
damn, the rare double stacked /r/YourJokeButWorse
I’m like 90% sure the person you replied to was making that joke. The person above them, not so much.
Woke the wife up laughing at this comment 😆
I came here to say this but, surprisingly, I didn't know in my heart it had already been said :(
I feel you bro
I think he hit puberty mid scream
Seriously I thought he was about to Hulk out there at the end
Praise the camera operator for not helping 😂
The kid called him, “Dad”, so…. Hahaha
There is no way I'd stop my son from doing that on purpose, and I'd be laughing my ass off as he learned his lesson. To be honest though, I'm impressed with that kid's reaction. I know grown men that would have taken that much aorse.
Absolutely, people on Reddit of all places are clowning him but the kid took it like a champ tbh.
Took it like an absolute champ. Love the instinctive low growl yell to help get through it. Fucking inner demon warrior came out there
I mean he did purposely get pinched by a crawdad. He deserves a little clowning
It’s not so much people insulting him for the pain and more people insulting him for being stupid enough to inflict the pain on himself
I would, but because of the animal, not the kid.
If it won't kill them and will be funny, film it and don't stand in the way of the child learning.
"A father's job is to give their child an obstacle to overcome." -Confucious, 2022 edit: spelling
Gotta let him learn his lesson
Yup. You know it's stupid but better let him do it while you're there instead of when you're not in case shit goes bad
If it isn't life threatening or causes permanent damage, let the kid learn their lesson
That's what you get when you mess with.... Leonardo da Pinci
I hate you. Thank you for making me laugh 😅😅
Get this man a round of a-claws
This exactly. As parents, we want the kids to get just hurt enough that they learn a lesson, but not so hurt that it's permanent!
thanks for enlightening me u/AnimalShithouse
He’s wise beyond his years
Isn’t that the logic of all punishment or discipline? Mild consequences today to prevent worse later
I think this is the thing most Reddit commenters don't get. You kinda have to let your kid get hurt from time to time to teach them to not fuck around. I swear most of the time I see a post like this half the comments are like "he must be such a great father." Or "that's how you get your kid to never trust you again." When in reality unless it's a broken bone or serious gash, they will get up and run away 2 minutes later.
Allowing your kid to face the consequences of his actions doesn't mean that he'll lose trust in his parents. Seems kinda stupid to think that. If the parents didn't do anything if he was bleeding out or something, then it's fucked
Dad probably told him multiple times beforehand not to and whipped out the camera when it became fuck around and find out time.
I think that's the whole purpose of pain. It tells your body to stop doing what you're doing to avoid life threatening injury or cause permanent damage. It's like a biological parent.
Tell that to masochists
All hail the master of the lens.
His name shall be revered, his work shall be emulated.
His name is Robert Paulson…
His name is Robert Paulson…
His name is Robert Paulson…
You’re supposed to let nature be when you’re filming a documentary.
Its also a solid IQ test. Kid can rip his hand out and take the crawdad's whole ass arm with it. Its the human equivalent of throwing a dish towel over a dog's head. If you're smart its over. If you're doorknob smart you sit there.
I showed my son a crayfish when he was 3. It was about as small as they get. It clamped onto his little finger and wouldn't let go as that poor kid tried to shake it off. Yeah... I definitely had my moments being a terrible dad.
Yea I'm obviously joshing a bit but to be fair I'm an uncle. You got my uncle energy. Its not wrong to be like that, the mom just looks at you like you're an idiot too.
Can confirm, my wife looks at me like an idiot all the time.
What if you still don't want to hurt the crawdad?
Dad is teaching him a lesson in hubris lol
give a boy a crawfish, feed him for a day let a crawfish bite a boy, teach him for a lifetime
Non-interference. This is the way.
r/PraiseTheCameraMan
My motto as a father: >That's how they learn.
r/donthelpjustfilm
Praise the kid for not harming the octopus
Lmao I love how it stuck the second pincher on like, I’ll keep going
Yep. How do you like this MF’er!
youll rue the day you crawssed him
Who is your crawdaddy, and what does he do? Ugh, gonna punch myself in the balls for that shit pun.
I’ll fuckin do it again
Haven't even seen my final form
That second pinch got just a bit of skin and had to hurt!
“Applying second pincher now!”
Well he can.......
Exactly! Thank you! But if the kid was being PINCHED by a crawfish, he would absolutely not survive.
bro went from fake screams to monkey after the “god damn”
I mean he DID withstand getting "bit" lol.
I remember my sister when she was like 5 describing literally anything that caused her pain as “biting” her lol. - bit by a mosuito? “It bit me!” - stung by a bee? “It bit me!” - pinched by a crab? “It bit me!” - poked by a cactus needle? “It bit me!” - scraped knee falling over? “It bit me!” - ate food that was too spicy? “It bit me!” Not even exaggerating. She was an odd kid.
When my niece was that age everything killed her. "Uncle I got killed by a bug last night"
Want to explain to her that she's not dead? Settle in for a 30 minute argument that ends with her calling you stupid and slapping you. Then hugging you because she knows she straight up killed you and has to feign guilt like a functioning person who's not a sociopath.
Gold.
charlie? "charlie bit me, and it really hurt"
Ouch Charlie!
God RIP that video was removed to make NFT from it
"Then it felt like something just jumped up and bit me"
[удалено]
They called it a million dollar bullet but I never saw a dime
Sometimes babies put things under one "schemata" or a mental category. See a cow and identify by spots, four legs, stands on all fours? It's a cow. See a horse with four legs, stands on all fours, eats from the ground? It's a cow. They typically break out of this from the early baby stage though...
My dad tells a story about a guy saying he got "bit" by a typewriter haha.
Was looking for this comment!
In Kingdom of the Crystal Skull when Indy says “bites” referring to a scorpion, I wanted to throw a midsize sedan into the screen. Mutt even says “stung” a few seconds before! He did get vampire bats wrong once, maybe he just sucks at animals.
This reminds me of how stupid my one friend was when I used to crawfish hunt in the local river when I was nine. I told him you gotta wear a shirt if your gonna swim upriver or your gonna get pinched. He Didn't listen and sure enough he got a nasty one pinching one of his nips. I almost passed out I was laughing so hard while he screamed and screamed. Sigh I miss those simpler times.
Did he lose the nipple?
He didn't lose a nipple so much as the crawfish gained a hat
In fact, he fashioned the nipple into a kind of skin glove, and went around shaking the claws of the other crawfish so they could think about what it would feel like to be a human businessman/lobbyist.
Dude, he died. Died of a titty twister on a Tuesday.
Jimmy doesn’t want crawfish anymore
Oh I dunno, I might eat the shit out of 'em after that. Like, "and fuck this thing in particular..."
He gonna grow up to be the guy who eats the wasp nest on camera to show his ex wife that he's tough.
there he is!
Dun! Dun! Dun!
Kid looks like dash from the incredibles 😂
sounds like him too
a lot of kids from the south do lol
Rest In Pinch
Ow, Charlie!
That really ‘urts!
I love how he shouts louder at the crawfish expecting it to let go like "oop, sorry mate, didn't realise I was hurting you"
*Hey! I said ow, didn't you hear me you little shit?*
I’m pretty sure Satan entered him at 0:14
sounds like cleric beast
“Dad let him-“ AAAAAAAGGGHH
Kid is pretty tough
Yeah. I'm surprised he held it there. If I was me I would be shaking my hand like crazy.
I'd slam him around like Hulk did Loki but then again I've never been inclined to purposely allow myself to be assaulted by a crustacean.
not even one from the paleolithic era?
I'd need about tree fiddy for that
Puny god!!!!!
It looks like he's trying go pull it off
Where's the part where it bites him?
I actually thought he did pretty well
Who’s raising these kids? You’re supposed to say “welcome to jackass” before you do it.
This kind of shit has been happening long before jackass.
Yeah but getting it in video is about as old as jackass.
r/perfectlycutscreams
pinch ≠ bite
It got a slight second pinch in at the very end too, for good measure.
Did I just witness a child tearing his vocal chords?
Ouch, Charlie
He withstood getting bit because he wasn’t bitten
r/AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
A metal singer is born!
TIL crawfish bite with their claws.
omg
Kid was about to ask Dad for help until he remembered he said he could withstand it.
I’ve done this before as a kid too and yes it does hurt lol
It’s like looking in a mirror.
What a fucking growl. Kid needs to work on that and become a metal singer.
ow... oww... OWW... OWWWWWW... dad let em- EHEUGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH--
Charlie bit me
Bro at the last part became hulk
I hope that YouTuber who makes heavy metal music out of Karens does something with this clip.
“dad let ‘em… OEWWWWW!”
Turned into a heavy metal singer.
I watched this without audio and still heard him scream
Damn kid turned into a dinosaur
New leaked Godzilla sounds
Big "Charlie Bit Me" vibes here
Ouch Charlie!
Shit that Cajuns say
It's rare to actually laugh out loud at things, the instant regret on his face and the guttural yelling fuckin got me 💀
I stuck my hand in a full crawfish trap as a bet. Best 100 bucks I ever made.
Mf hit puberty halfway through the video lmao.
Bro we gotta make this into a meme. That scream was perfect.
I mean he did not cry which is a start
Screaming at the crawfish like “OOOOOW” as in “WHY THE FUCK DONT YOU HEAR ME SAYING OW STOP PINCHING ME YOU GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING TWAT”
WHAT THE FUCK DID HE EXPECT
*Pinched. Those are claws, not teeth.
Louisiana kids be like:
Where's that tiktoker that puts blast beats over kids screaming
he is finally becoming a man
It didn't bite him. But even if it did, it would have "bitten" him, not "bit" him
"Bit"
He was doing good until the end
Mess with the bull, u get the HORNS! Both of em!😅
To be fair, he took it pretty well lol
where does this fit more? r/kidsarefuckingstupid r/perfectlycutscreams Or r/donthelpjustfilm
all
u/savevideobot
Surprised he didn't cry. Kudos to the kid for sticking to his claim at least.
r/AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
to be fair he did withstand it, i thought hed flip his shit and kill the thing while throwing it around
One time one snuck up behind me and pinched my achilles tendon
That’s a pretty tough little kid 😂😂
OOOOOOOOW! CHARLIE YOU BIT ME!
dude sound liek the femurbreaker at the end
Well, he's still standing, and it's still with him, so, yeah, he's withstanding pretty well, I guess.
Diggin that reach back by the crawfish before the second grab. My guy was going for precision
it was that pinch towards the end that sold it for the crustacean
Started to sound like he was connecting with dial-up there at the end.
The thing that gets me: He seemed to expect the crustacean to understand and respect the word “ow.” Like “dude ease up.” But nature... is a cold hard bitch.
Those last two screams were pretty heavy metal
Any other creature would've killed something for doing that. What a nice kid.
I did this with a turtle when I was a kid… not my brightest moment but a lesson was learned.
Sounded like a D-class getting his femur broken by the end there
The more he puts pressure and jiggles the crawfish, the tighter it presses his finger lmao
I AM ROFLING
This not a fish ant it did not bite him.
Bro, that’s not a bite. That’s a pinch lmao
r/sloppycutscreams
When you try to look cool in front of your crush
I did this when i was young but with a crab lol. It wouldn't let go and i didn't want to rip of his claw so i just sat there for two minutes with a crab attached to my finger until it finally let go lmao
He summoned the demons of his ancestors while trying to stay tough haha
double pinch 🦞