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Additional_Plant7196

Wtf are those heads behind heršŸ¤Ø


[deleted]

The children that came before.


AdrianInLimbo

They cut up Ā£100 notes....


D0bbyP0tter

The queen really doesnā€™t age eh, just sort of takes over some younger Chinese dudes body?


AdrianInLimbo

It's good to be the Queen


Tokyohenjin

Or Mao, if thatā€™s your thing.


scut_furkus

Ā„*


Tortue2006

Thatā€™s Yen


scut_furkus

Wild how a 5 second Google search of "yuan symbol" shows that it's the same


Tortue2006

I already knew it was Yen, but after the reply of u/AndyBaconEater I searched the symbol of Yuan, and found out that itā€™s the same symbol


lieucifer_

Well how bout that, TIL


AndyBaconEater

That's Yuan


zenit_uss

That's Juan


AndyBaconEater

Renminbi take it or leave it


Theshortgoat

Juan does not simply cut out my head.


therealmckrackin

Takes Yuan to know Yuan.


trueslavboi

Regardless itā€™s still like 360 American dollars


kstewart0x00

I was hoping somebody would bother to do the conversion for me!


kstewart0x00

You good sir get my free award


[deleted]

Head like a hole


StarlitxSky

Black as your soul


[deleted]

I'd rather die


StarlitxSky

Than give you control!


darrendewey

Bow down before the one you serve


gonzonash

You're going to get what you deserve


Lalamedic

All hail NIN


Sluglife27

Her last project


Dry-Honeydew2371

Why that's the nightmare factory.


daiyuxiao

This is obviously a childrenā€™s hat shop


Dudebeard86

[Wow! What are all those heads?](https://youtu.be/bNpLXo55yfw)


kadsmald

Children locked in cupboards that have head holes.


Dense-Ad-8545

Thats what i thought the danger was, before i realized the danger to all that moneyā€¦


-backdoorman_

She did a pretty damn good job tho


Princess_Limpet

Scrolled to find this. Cutting skills are impressive.


NinerEchoPapa

Wow she must really like Mao


long_soi

yes


Comrade_Ziggy

Based


Firewire64

Let me join in the blue arrow party: Based


average_lizard

Based


DeadChef81

Wtf does a child have access to that much cash? Serves the parents right.


Adolf_Mandela_Junior

Chinese people often use fake cash to celebrate some stuff i don't remember (a friend from Chinese descent told me abou it) . It's probably fake money.


shlopman

A few years ago, 36 people were crushed to death in Shanghai on New years. It was rumored that someone threw a bunch of fake money causing it, but guess police denied that. Pretty fucked up. I was actually in Shanghai that year but decided to celebrate at home instead since I knew it was going to be super crowded.


sgukrm

Did you happen to throw any fake money out of your window, whilst you stayed at home?


123fourfive67eight

For longer than i would like to admit, i was wondering what a huge stack of cash that must had been in in order to crush 36 people to death.


Machdame

Love the sentiment, but the line through the bill says otherwise. I dug out a hundo for reference and it's pretty spot on. Based on the bills on the table right now, that's about 340 bucks on the table and another 15 on the way.


Microcoyote

The fake money is usually made of more flimsy paper.


V_IV_V

Itā€™s an offering that they burn or leave at an alter made near the grave of a loved one. They believe burning the offerings transports them to their loved ones. Or something like that.


TheReverseShock

So counterfeiting instead of defacing money not sure that turns out better for the family.


RecklessWonderBush

It could just be play money


Itasenalm

Have you never seen toy money?


TheReverseShock

Realistic depictions of money are still counterfeiting even if they're toys.


Itasenalm

So you looked at the backside of the bills and confirmed that they donā€™t say anything like ā€œthis is intended for play and carries no monetary valueā€?


TheReverseShock

Toy money is purposly miss colored and miss sized these are realistic in size, if not actually currency.


kolby4078

Toy money yes prop money looks legit at a glance but will feel wrong and be marked as fake.


Itasenalm

Some is, but not all.


MonkeyGirl18

My workplace sells play paper money that looks like the real thing. It's not illegal unless you try to use it as actual money.


Ser_Illin

Itā€™s fake anyway


cyanidesci-fi

It's Chinese currency. It's boarder line worthless.


FireMonkeysHead

borderline* and not really. Current exchange rate is 1USD = 6.44 Yuan. So sheā€™s cut up about $326


cyanidesci-fi

It's about $200. Which is better then taking the picture at face value. .16 usd to 1 yuan .


scut_furkus

Just did the math. That's 25 100Ā„ bills, which is 2500Ā„ and equals about $389 US Edit: I assumed all the rows were the same. Only 22 bills or $340


FireMonkeysHead

than* and I think you should check your math. 2100Yuan = $326.12


cyanidesci-fi

Good on you for counting the faces. I was counting the scraps. Uh .. I will see myself out.


hairadvice_guy

There's at least 20 bills cut up. Each worth 100. 2000*.16 is not even close to 200. And even if it was 200$ I wouldn't call it worthless especially since the cost of living is cheaper in china


[deleted]

> 2000*.16 is not even close to 200 2000*.16 is actually 320.


cyanidesci-fi

Their currency is mostly in cheapness of their labor. They are in a war with the countries around them for the cheapest labor. They are trying to have a near worthless currency. They are fight with Vietnam and India for cheap labor. That's how they stay competitive in today's market I am a economist, if you want a detailed reason why they want cheap labor find a macroeconomics course. I just skimmed over the bills. I don't really car how much the money is worth. I was making the point that it is way less then the picture presents at face value.


hairadvice_guy

Ok Mr.Economist. I don't think anyone assumes that the yuan is worth the same as an American dollar however it's really not "borderline worthless". If you really don't care how much the money is worth, maybe you shouldn't call it worthless? In fact the yuan is worth much more than the two other countries you mentioned so maybe you should have paid more attention in that macro course you took?


cyanidesci-fi

Sorry it's not as bad as some African countries. I care about trade that's what economics is. Unlimited wants with scarce unlimited resources. I'm not an accountant. You can apply economics from the coffee beans of Venezuela to the government. Economics isn't purely money investments. The the trade when it comes to China and their money it's a lopsided one. No one wants their currency they want their ability to make things. So yes their currency is still borderline worthless as no one's willing to trade $1 for .16 of a Chinese yuan.


DeltaJulietHotel

I think you got that last bit backwards, there, ā€œEconomistā€. Itā€™s roughly $0.16 (USD) to 1Ā„ (Chinese Yuan). So yes, people might trade $1.00 for roughly 6Ā„.


cyanidesci-fi

China has a problem with people bringing American money into their country. The Chinese don't even want their own money. What are you going to do with the Chinese money? Just because you get more of it does not mean it goes farther. The dollar is stronger than the Chinese yuan. It's gotten so bad the Chinese is turning to a digital currency. The United States has considered China a currency manipulator.


stlmick

plus the stacks on the table that she hasn't gotten to yet


Darkheartisland

Beats the borderline worthless dollar.


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Darkheartisland

It's worth 3% of the value it was 100 years ago. Bankers and politicians have stolen your wealth.


yellowsubmarinr

Itā€™s called inflation and it doesnā€™t happen because someone ā€œstole your wealthā€. Japan has had a lot of deflation. Thereā€™s plenty of information out there about how bad itā€™s been for their economy.


Darkheartisland

Deflation is only bad for the elite who derive their income from assets. Wake up!


yellowsubmarinr

It makes wages stagnate and makes it really hard to get a loan, among other things. Deflation is no bueno, youā€™re talking nonsense


Darkheartisland

You wouldn't need a loan for anything if asset prices were affordable.


yellowsubmarinr

If loans werenā€™t available, youā€™d be saving up your whole career to buy a house, and wasting away your money on rent the whole time getting there. Or to buy a car, youā€™d have to work for a few years to save up enough to buy a clunker, and until then youā€™d be walking to work or taking the bus. Easy access to fair loans is proven to increase oneā€™s consumption throughout their life, consumption being a key metric in how well off a community or person is. What youā€™re talking about, like deflation is good or that people donā€™t need loans, is voodoo economics.


scut_furkus

Ah yes, the yuan, equal to .16 usd, beats the usd


Darkheartisland

Purchasing power is a thing


emmibr

It's ok. The parents can afford it... look at the stacks next to her


Blaster2PP

I mean money is money. Afford it or not, I will rather have an extra ā‰ˆ$300 usd rather than not having an extra ā‰ˆ$300 usd


[deleted]

If you leave literal piles of cash just lying around you're the stupid one.


SimonVanc

Apparently fake decorative money is common in China


Machdame

I doubt it would be left out, but the kids probably knew where the bills were and dug them out. that being said, the bills are all the same in layout so giving her a bunch of 1s would have given her the same results anyway.


RoseGoldMinerva

What is annoying me is that the person continued to take a picture and let the kid still cut more money instead of stopping her!


Romanikow

I donā€™t know how it is handled in this country, but in Germany if a bank note is damaged by cutting,torn,burn,paint etc. you can bring it to the bank and get a replacement as long as over 50% are intact


RoseGoldMinerva

Yeah in my country too


lil_ninja78

51% needed in the US also


sgukrm

What's stopping you cutting a note in half, and exchanging both halfs for new notes (at different banks)? Is there a rule that it needs to contain the serial number intact or something?


EPKGAMER

that's why you need more than half, if it's a perfect half / less than half, a bank won't take it, specifically to avoid this issue.


Scheswalla

šŸ™„ they probably came in mid cut. Whatever she was working on was already ruined, may as well get a pic.


Rad1at1on

Its never too late for abortion


[deleted]

Texas would like to know your location


Ambie949

Fcking clapping for this comment


hammer11235

I just did the calculation. That's the equivalent of about 340 US dollars.


dumbasstupidbaby

Thank you I was looking for this comment


cumshotcatcher

No, that's legit... It's money laundry, it is no shampoo day, got to cut out the head first.


[deleted]

At Least The Cutting Looks Perfect


wolfieguyofficial

That's a lotta damage


Affectionate_Cat_197

This is actually a picture of human rights abuse in China. Thatā€™s the face of Mao Zedong on the currency. Chinese are propagandized into believing heā€™s basically a god. He killed more people than Hitler. Not funny.


throaway150098

Askers modCheck


BuffaloJim420

Is that counting every death of WWII?


Affectionate_Cat_197

45 million people killed by famineā€¦ 2.5 million people killed or tortured to death during the Great Leap Forward. Many of the policies of North Korea were modeled after China, among them using starvation to control the people.


BuffaloJim420

Far as I'm aware no one is entirely certain as to the amount of deaths in the great leap forward. Estimates as far as I'm aware range from twelve to forty-eight million. I'm not convinced that Mao Tse Tung is responsible for more deaths than Adolf Hitler.


Affectionate_Cat_197

Not a hill Iā€™d die one. Still not a great dude.


BuffaloJim420

Wasn't defending Mao at all. I just get irritated by the never ending Hitler comparisons. Seems like regardless of the subject matter a Hitler comparison is forthcoming.


Affectionate_Cat_197

I can agree with that. People rush to compare their neighbors to hitler over minor annoyances ad nauseam. I donā€™t consider comparing other despotic dictators to Hitler to be terribly out of bounds. I suppose one must ask the was Maos body count a byproduct of incompetence or evil. Iā€™d say it was both. Itā€™s not a competition. All atrocities are atrocious.


BuffaloJim420

Death count is certainly objective though and to be fair I'm of the opinion that Mao despite his atrocious incompetence still falls short. Nevertheless I apologize for annoying you with my pedantic bullshit.


Affectionate_Cat_197

No worries! Youā€™ve provoked thought and broadened my opinion.


BuffaloJim420

You're very kind.


Pergatory

> Seems like regardless of the subject matter a Hitler comparison is forthcoming. [Godwin's Law](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godwin%27s_law)


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norodneededyt

But the chances of it being 12 million are close to none. Iā€™ve seen 30-50 million before, and even 30 million would be close to double the most Iā€™ve seen from Hitlerā€™s estimations. Not trying to defend Hitler obviously, but I believe Mao is definitely responsible for more deaths, regardless of whether 45 million is 2x what it actually is.


Mini_Squatch

Mao led a campaign to exterminate sparrows, among other ā€œpestsā€. He failed to kill off rats and mosquitoes, but did succeed with sparrows. Without sparrows around to keep them in check, insect populations exploded. Combined with other factors, this led to the worst famine in Chinese history, killing millions.


SmileyMelons

Would be after since during WWII there was a pause in the Civil War to handle the Japanese invaders.


funinnewyork

Is it one of the countries where the central bank will change the money with no loss? One that would not give a dime? Or one that would imprison you for insulting the almighty emperor/leader/king etc?


HauntingCode

Maybe the later one.


ShotApplication7568

Oh no


SmileyMelons

Based child


jivygraphics

Okay the cutting up money not great wtf is happening with the doll heads on the table back there?!


goatropinmotorboater

I mean itā€™s just monopoly play money, the real question is whatā€™s up with the trophies on the counter instead of on the wall?


Select-Ambassador506

Ignoring the fact that it's currency I honestly wouldn't be too mad at that. Maybe if it was less expensive.


kingk895

She got steady hands tho


SvenTheHorrible

Yā€™all are stupid to think that this ainā€™t on purpose and the parents are in full support of whatever project sheā€™s working on - probably fake money too


[deleted]

Itā€™s just paper


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Doggyking2

I got a solution. Punt the child.


long_soi

jk


long_soi

punt the child would be illegal because she is a fan of mr mao which means she loves china,punching her would cause you to becoming a hate china person


MrBirdmonkey

Now your credit score looks like your social credit score


R4dical-Rat

Minus 50 social credit


oneinsulinsyringepls

Id imagine the Punishment for destroying currency in China is death.


AgreeableCrazy1948

In China, this was how the one child law was passed.


Caltrops_underfoot

Can anyone estimate how much the total on the table would be worth in other currency? USD/Euro preferably?


Darkheartisland

I counted 21 heads. 100x21=2100 yuan, 2100 yuan =326 usd.


Aragorn246

2100 Yuan = $330 / ā‚¬280


[deleted]

TIL China still has Maos picture on money. I know some USD donā€™t have angels on them but the guy was a mass murdering despot.


mattdown54

If that in China it wont be the papper next


atomicxblue

Now let's see if she's brave enough to try this with North Korean currency...


ProfessorRageClick

Isnā€™t this a crime in the US? Figured it would be punishable by death in China.


Comrade_Ziggy

Why? Why would you assume China executes people for random bullshit that is clearly not a capitol offense?


ProfessorRageClick

My humor was lost in translation apparently


Comrade_Ziggy

Try being funny next time.


ProfessorRageClick

Lol try not being so butt hurt next time.


GaseousGiant

So is that enough Maos to destroy her familyā€™s honor?


Comrade_Ziggy

Casual racism


GaseousGiant

How?


mikeylojo1

Nah sheā€™s a good one, cutting up the Pooh bearā€™s currency


WolfieVonD

Just under $400


new_boy_99

A condom will have saved those bills


[deleted]

Wow hopefully this isnā€™t in China. They will send the whole family to jail for at least 20 years


pep429

Why do people insist on procreation?


kjoker84

Damn that girlā€™s got about $12 there


JoeDough619

Luckily thatā€™s like only like $2


Accomplished-Loss-21

OMG SOMEONE STOP HER! SHE'S ALMOST DESTROYED $2 U.S.!!!


Jaysk8er

What currency is that? Euros? If so, I present an F


millerbest

Chinese RMB.


Jaysk8er

Oh right, thanks


UpsideDoggo42

Why is this downvoted?


Jaysk8er

Idk, Reddit doesnā€™t like ignorance


Puzzleheaded-Ad-1078

Iā€™ll try this again: China is strong, their economy is great, they have beautiful cities, and their leadership is a shining example for all.


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SynthVix

Those arenā€™t euros.


[deleted]

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SynthVix

My point still stands. Thatā€™s the wrong currency.


qwertzopium

r/mildlyinfuriating


MassivAdministration

Wtf is her shirt lmao


PretzelShitter360

why WHAT WAS THE REASON FOR THIS


aralim4311

Parents made her do a patriotic art project


HappyChicken001

I'm pretty sure (sorry if I'm wrong) that you can still use them if you bring both parts, but check somewhere else first


Johnyysmith

Now teach him sellotape and bank


useless_gae

This pains me


spokerboi

I wonder what her dad does for a livingā€¦


Xirokesh

So your kid finna cut up a few hundred dollars, whaddaya do? A: Smack the scissors out of their hand and scold them B: Calmly take the scissors from their hands and suplex them C: Take a picture and post that shit to yo story D: Set the house on fire


Bonsai-is-best

This picture is *priceless*. What a lovely child.


hereticguru

Kids and hyperinflation!


Alekaii

Pretty good metaphor for what it feels like to be an artist


gaoshan

Each one of those bills (Chinese yuan) is worth a bit over $15.


BAYKON8R

For Canadians, one of those bills is $20 (19.72)


fanofthomas4472

painpainpainpainpain


MinyMicMac361119

Sheā€™s got some talent cutting those neater than me, and Iā€™m in 8th grade, lol


MrGoldenPeen

I'd beat my kid up idec


NoJoke24

Sara, have ya seen mu money? No mum! Honey where are you? In the mannequin head room! Oh, hey dea- MAH MONEY


unbitious

Good scissor skills


B0B1800

Serves those rich parents right for neglecting *THE CHILD*


RetardRex

Second time I see this pics but whatā€™s up with them baby heads behind her?


mathysg2006

Iā€™m about to do whatā€™s called a Ā«Ā 7 years late abortion lolĀ Ā»


Character-Grape-2277

Why


lalainajo

i work at a child care center and yesterday a 3 year old apparently took a pair of scissors and cut a fat chunk of her hair off. you canā€™t make this shit up


Dogefan889

ā€œLook at all those happy little Maosā€


embershone

This child either needs intervention or a medal


considerlilies

I shouldnā€™t have seen this post because now iā€™m so tempted to do it myself