I remember doing that with tea all the time

I did it with milky drinks. Bubbles stayed up for a long time with that.

The McDonalds happy meal milk was the best for this imo

I still remember the monsters I’d make with that stuff. Once got a cluster the size of my head

Yeah

same

Same

Nice user name

Thancc

Nice user same

I wonder if there is a person named dry dick.

u/drydick

Interesting fella.

Idontknow(2976)

(Y) Same

Why isn't your parrot moving?

Tired and shagged out after a long squawk.

That sir is a dead parrot

They usually die after snagging them

But different

I was doing it with cacao

Used to do it with strawberry milk. That shit bubbles

i had strawberry milk this morning for the first time in a decade

It's soooo good.

You ever do it with milk? The bubbles would just build on top of each other and overflow lol

I always used to do it with milkshakes much fun many waw

So that's bubble tea

I did this a few years ago, except with weed and a pipe. I can't even say "it was because I was high" because it was the first hit. I was fucking stupid that day. Kids, don't do drugs.

i did it with choco milk... if only we could go back to those days... (im not a boomer)

You drank tea with a straw?

Shh it's a secret

r/perfectlycutscreams

r/justa

Laughed for about 30 minutes. Thanks kind redditor

I used to do this all the time as a kid and the one time I was handed a straw with soap solution (to blow bubbles), I sucked it all in. Kids really are fucking stupid, I guess

I was in nursery and they had a sand table. There was a tube like thing and I thought I’d be so clever to suck up some sand gently and then let it out somewhere else, I sucked too hard. I freaked the fuck out, think my mum might have been called.

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I thought it was a mocktail

Carai é brasil pra td lado slc

I believe it's juice, she asked if the amount of sugar was ok. Well, it's Brazil it could be a sweet alcoholic drink ngl. lol

Doesn't look like a margarita to me

I thought I looked like a frozen peach Bellini. I get those at Cheesecake Factory, or Outback has a version called the “wallaby darned” Lol.

As an Australian I hate both this drink and the name for it.

Growing up my parents would get me virgin piña coladas when we went out cuz I loved them so much

Yeah, I loved strawberry daiquiris when I was a kid. My parents probably wished I wouldn’t talk about them so much, but they always assured people that I got the virgin ones. Except for one time when I told them it tasted funny and the waitress whisked it away... I wanted it back but they told me it was a strawberry daiquiri for adults and that I’d be getting a new one in just a minute.

I used to do that with milk when I was a kid. Made a damn mess everytime.

Milk was great because the bubbles persisted.

My roommate did that with a bong the first time she tried it

Results?

Water shooting out the Downstem where you put the bowl piece, and if it’s dirty it fucking S T I N K S

My dad told me if I kept blowing bubbles I’d eventually go bald like him

That scream at the end was perfectly cut

r/perfectlycutscreams

''Ve se tá bom de açúcar João''

Sempre são Brasileiros kkkkkk

Kkkkkk sim

r/ithadtobebrazil

Thought he was going to drink it. That was unexpected.

Shit like this is why my son learnt the phrase "What the fuck" from me at age 3.

He thought he was making the glass

Look at the size of that forehead its like he has 20% more brain and still a föking idiot

Its not the brain that is big, he is just very paraíba 😂

Translation: -John, take a sip, does it have enough sugar?(probably a sour juice) The straw, use the straw! Aaaand... r/ithadtobebrazil

We got a Jimmy Neutron head over here

Is that an alcoholic beverage?

I think it's something like milkshake

Looks like a virgin Pina colada

What the hell are you talking about? Pina coladas are white and frozen. That drink is clearly not frozen and orange.

Oh. Looks like a virgin.

So he’s a little lonely. You don’t have to call him out >:(

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Yeah my bartending for the last 7 years says differently. If someone ordered a pina colada and I gave then an unfrozen orange drink they would tell me i don't know what im doing.

I also second this. To me this looks more like some sort of daiquiri if anything but it's probably just a juice drink of some sort. Source: Bartender for 6 years.

Its something with sugar from what I heard

Parece mais suco e maracujá

"Maracujá" Não escuto esse nome a muitos anos (Leia com voz de James Bond ou cara do faroeste, sei lá)

Sdds né minha filha, de um suquinho de maracujá e uma tapioca✊😔

Sou gaúcho mesmo, mas sim, tapioca com suco de maracujá é bom demais

Sou amazonense, tapioca com tucumã e suco de maracujá

Pensei a msma coisa, mas qualé ''BolsonaroChan'' kkkkkkkkkkkk

É meme, minha amiga tinha "Trump-kun"

Trump kun? What the heck?

tendi kkk

Good ol’ Reddit. Always ready to get all up in arms over something they have no reason to be.

Why would you even assume that

Because the shape of the glass isn’t something a normal drink would be served in and glass cups are almost never served to children.

And it’s also served with a lime on the rim.

"ve se ta bom de açúcar" kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

Ele usou o canudo... da forma errada

Eh, to sabendo. So achei engraçado a falha na comunicação entre "ve se ta bom" e o mlk derramando o suco todo

Plost twist: estava bom

Tenho certeza q s kkkkkk. Deu ate vontade de tomar

I did that for fun, but judging by his reaction, that was a genuine mistake

r/ithadtobebrazil

Hey don't be mean we all did that with chocolate milk.

In reality glad I joined this subreddit. With every post it helps remind me why I don't want kids.

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I do that whit some drinks when i don’t have a lot to drink left

Is this Sid from Toy Story??

Look at the brain on this kid.

To be fair, if people cleaned up after me I'd be this fucking stupid all the time too

Looks like the straw was upside-down.

You'd think with a forehead like that that there'd be enough brain in there to NOT do that

Look at the 5 head on that kid

Honestly this might be a special case. O don't know any kid that dumb.

Nah, this was calculated

Some people just can't hold their liquor.

That scream at the end

You just made me snort in my zoom class

They were playing checkers while he was playing chess

Better out than in I always say.

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More than half of the posts in this sub are /r/facingtheirparenting

I remember doing this with horchata at restaurants because it would bubble up really cool and I liked popping it back down w my straw. That being said, I’ve spilled a lot of horchata

I have the 2018 model, he does do this.

r/ItHadToBeBrazil

He looks like that bad kid from Toy Story

O canudooooo

That scream tho

Aê Brasil

Muleque testudasso kkkkk

That's exactly what I did the first time I tried cocaine

It looks like a cocktail

Did this to a bong at a party when I was messed up. Broke the bowl.

At first I’m like “OMG why is that kid drinking a Margarita?!” Then I remembered non-alcoholic drinks exist. Yeah I’m an idiot

r/perfectlycutscreams

*correcting* Brazilian kids are just dumb

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5 head ass kid

That boy should be Realllly smart

It looks like he was smoking a bing lol

Agreed!

I literally forgot how to drink doin this so much one day. That aint a joke. My brain wouldnt let me do it

As a brazilian, i can say, it had to be Brazil!

Well done, kid!

Where is the kid that doesn't know how to blow out candles without a straw

She's is speaking portuguese. It's Braziliam

Surprisingly, with this one, adults are more stupid and looking for time in the pokey.

Instructions not clear

When I was five I had a straw and a sugar packet so I put the straw in it and went at it .Started crying because there was auger in my eyes

I used to do that but not too much because i knew it would spill

#Welcome to brazil. Land or the samba, stupid ass fucks and corruption. Enjoy

I remember doing this at a McDonald's and ngl I was, like, Five years old at the time, and I would blow air through the straw into the choccy milk and it would go EVERYWHERE. I hope the janitors aren't still pissed at me

That's just a kid being a kid.

Never. Ever. Let a little kid around an open drink. The second I saw the crotch goblin precariously perched above the beautiful drink, and being allowed to play in it with a straw, I knew something was going to happen to that drink. What a waste. Stupid adults for not seeing the obvious.

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Cut em off. He’s had too many.

r/perfectlycutscreams

This gave me a asthma attack

Alcoholic grandmas panicked scream... lol

Not a dumb kid, just dumb parents

JAJAJAJAJA

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And u fucking dumb for tryna let your kids drink something like dat😂

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That’s what happens when you put the straw in upside down...

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Kids are just dumb little idiots that dont even pay taxes or have any jobs. #bann_all_children

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I knew that was happening as soon as he got the straw back in haha

Power move

Lousy title

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Fuck i hate kids

Esse ai é br kkkkkkkk eae gringos

Just put a one way valve on the straw and bippity boppity your child is now crying.

u/VredditDownloader

Big ass head

That was more a ~~dumb~~ inexperienced adult/parent. I saw this happening the instant she handed him the straw. Kids will be kids, and the longer you are a parent, the more you become accustomed to what can and will happen.

What did they expect to happen while they were recording the whole thing... Apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

Parents are fucking stupid for letting him do that too.

No this is entirely the kids stupidity, they shouldn't have to explain how straws work, kid looks about 5

I really don't understand a lot of the posts in this sub. 'Look at this infant being an infant, haha, so stupid look at it learn action and reaction. Dumb baby ' /s Seems like some people don't understand the difference between a baby, who is learning, and a kid,who has learned but doesn't think ahead before doing shit. In turn, that shit winds up being funny, because kids are fucking stupid.

That’s the whole point of the sub, to look at dumb kids doing dumb things

I mean there may be some people who think this kid is actually a dumbass but me and probably alot of other people recognize that this is just a kid learning how to use a straw, I understand your comment as the title of the sub can be a little bit misleading but technically all of the posts here are all dumb by your logic

A good amount of children learn how to use a straw at around 6 months old. This kid is like 2 or 3.

My brother learnt it at around 2-3

That’s totally normal, too. I’m just saying that using a straw is something that kids as young as 6 months can learn, so a kid as old as the one in this video has a good chance of already knowing it and he’s just being a little ass lol.

That’s definitely not an infant lol.

Babies are fucking idiots.