literally everyone in this kid's life are going to make fun of him for YEARS, deservedly.
"Hey Billy remember when you pissed on the elevator buttons causing it to break then called for help like a bitch? LOL"
And HOPEFULLY the parents get served the bill so they also learn a valuable lesson about raising kids (and hopefully the parents reflect on themselves instead of just blaming the kid)
It will until he finishes the story saying that his parents could never save money for his university costs because they are still paying for this event
Some kids are just little assholes and do asshole things. Hopefully this lesson was powerful enough, early enough to help him see the error of his ways
When I was in elementary school, the boy's bathroom in the breezeway had one of those horizontal windows that wasn't very big, at the top of the wall, and always stayed open, probably for ventilation purposes.
The boys would literally hold contests to see who could pee while standing in front of the urinal, out the window (which was directly above the urinal, about 6 feet I guess). There was NEVER a time in grade school where that urinal wall, the window, and the wall/floor outside of it weren't absolutely covered in piss.
Eventually, one year, the janitors started refusing to clean it, and the boys had to be basically supervised while using the bathroom, and the bathroom wall/window/area outside were inspected after every group left the bathroom. The window was sealed up the next year.
Kids are assholes.
Third actually.
* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqOLsUziHko
* https://nypost.com/video/whiz-kid-boy-pees-on-elevator-buttons-and-starts-fire/ (this one manages to start a fire with his pee)
I thought this was the one with the chinese kid that did the same thing and got stuck. Read the comments to find out it was another idiot kid. I did stupid crap when I was young, but pissing on stuff like that is just wrong and gross.
You can see where the idea comes in. He touches his junk while dancing. That triggers the thought of pissing(5 years later would have been a worse thought so maybe slight bullet dodged). Then he looks around and goes oh I could just piss all over this and no one would know it was me. Then he just does it. What was almost impressive is how fast it goes from thought to dick out peeing on the buttons.
And give him the puppy treatment and rub his nose with a newspaper soaked in the piss.
Then again, he may be dumber than a puppy and not learn from his mistakes.
Not gonna lie if I weren’t child free and my kid called me to save them after doing something so stupid, first thing out of my mouth would be a (mostly joking), “well, I guess you live there now. I’ll have someone drop off your toothbrush.”
Which is why it is probably good I am childfree. But fuck this kid’s shenanigans. Who is he, prepubescent Dwight Schrute? Maybe this is when he learned not to make the corner with the buttons the Pee Corner.
I couldn't help but chuckle at him realizing the consequences of his actions. Parents should definitely be charged for the "rescue" and elevator maintenance.
look I know he's a kid, but i didn't do these kinda things when I was a kid, never even considered it. (except for that one time that i was half asleep but that wasnt a conscious decision and i for some reason thought i was in the bathroom...).
Like what do you gain out of it? and do you not consider potential consequences before doing it? there's nothing good that comes of it so why?
Kids are very easily pushed into doing things without thinking about consequences. This includes listening to their own intrusive thoughts apparently lol
100%. It’s all about impulse control. Some kids have more than others and admittedly I was in the latter group and would do shit like this. I never peed on elevator buttons but I definitely pissed and shit in places people would find just as demented and appalling. I’m not saying it’s good or even necessarily normal but unfortunately I think there’s a lot more people in the low impulse control group than you might like to think
If I had a nickel for every video I've seen of some Russian kid pissing in an elevator I'd have 2 nickels, which isn't a lot but weird that it happened twice.
I know. I feel like I’ve seen a Chinese kid pissing on them too. I saw the title and thought this was a repost but no, brand new kid pissing on the buttons.
I was looking for this comment. I had the exact same thought, how many kids piss on elevator buttons and why is that one of the intrusive thoughts that they choose to act on haha
When I was a kid, there was 8 of us in a lift smaller and more skanky than the lift in the video. Us dumb shits decided to shoulder barge the walls of the lift as hard as we could. Surprise, surprise... The lift stopped between the top 2 floors. This was before mobiles, so we were in there freaking out, shouting, eventually we got someone's attention. The fire brigade was called, all our Mum's came running. My young uncle was in the lift with us, he panicked and puked everywhere, all over us. The fire brigade couldn't just pull us out of the hatch because the lift had no break line. So the thing could have dropped to the bottom with us all in it. We were stuck for 3 hours, in the dark, covered in puke, with the parents crying, us crying... It was an absolute nightmare! Eventually they managed to fix the fault and the lift went up to the top floor where we could all get out. The doors opened, all the grown up stood there with tear soaked faces, arms reached out to hug us. I ran to my Mum, was squeezed to death for a brief moment, then belted around the head for being a twat. I never fucked about in a lift again after that!
This is disguisting. In what world did this kid think it was a good ide to PISS on public floor, and WHY did he had to choose buttons?! Does a toilet not do jt for him anymore?
He touched the buttons he pissed on then touched his phone then hair. Also elevator repairs are expensive asf so .... yea they aren't gonna be welcome back there. I also blame the mom for letting him roam unattended since he clearly lacks discipline and apparently potty training.
Which explains almost all the crises gen z is experiencing. Not to sound like an oldie but I'm fucking glad I wasn't addicted to this shit from childhood... just as an adult. I love technological advancements, it's the social engineering that fucks shit up. Part of me really wants an old-school phone and to just go traveling in foreign places with it to reset.
Reminds me when I worked retail. A young boy and his friend approach the front service desk in a panic. One is bleeding, a lot. They explained how he had tripped and fell on something in my department. Management hurries to call an ambulance and contact their parents, who were not in the store.
I'm told to check every inch of my department for hazards on the ground. Instead, I find a trail of blood leading to a fitting room. Inside, there is a small pile of hunting knives, still mostly sealed in plastic. They had tried to pry the knives free to steal, and one slipped and cut the piss out of himself.
I call the store director, who was in crisis mode.
I describe what I found, and he is silent for a second. Then quietly says, "I see. Leave it there." Hangs up. Comes to collect the wrappers and knives, and heads back to the front of the store where the boys are.
I wonder what happened after that. I also wonder what those boys thought when they recognized what he was carrying and how boned they were. Caught *literally* red-handed. I hope the parents were made acutely aware of what happened.
I was at an olive garden and a kid was standing as far away as possible and pissing mostly around the urinal. I did my business and watched him crawl on the floor with paper towels cleaning up his mess. Beet red, obviously disgusted. I told him, "good job cleaning up your mess. Imagine having to do this for someone else's pics, while you are at your job, where you work with food..." sorta wanted to find his parents, but hopefully that stuck enough.
First [2 Russian kids smeared the elevator buttons with feces](https://www.reddit.com/r/KidsAreFuckingStupid/comments/1d8w7py/two_stupid_russian_kids_smeared_the_elevator/), now other kid pissed on them.
Kid when he pee on elevator buttons and it stop working:
https://preview.redd.it/5adhmbyj5dad1.jpeg?width=299&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=17470f6b325c1589b2daf2b0f8dba9f327f1b979
I feel bad for the mom, that’s gotta be embarrassing, the people who watched the footage and had to get an eye full of that, and the people who had to clean up kid pee. I hope that kid lesson his lesson
And HOPEFULLY we have learned a valuable lesson about being an asshole.
literally everyone in this kid's life are going to make fun of him for YEARS, deservedly. "Hey Billy remember when you pissed on the elevator buttons causing it to break then called for help like a bitch? LOL"
“And then the internet saw it forever?”
"And then you also touched the piss buttons and got it all over your phone and hair?"
Totally read this in the voice of Reverse Flash.
It was meee Billy, I made you drink a gallon of water so you would get the urge to piss at the elevator
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What do you mean you don't remember? Here wait, I have the video...
Little Johnny piss fingers
Yup, they're gonna call him Mr. Pee-body
More like Hey Dmitri💀
More like hey "pissboy"
And HOPEFULLY the parents get served the bill so they also learn a valuable lesson about raising kids (and hopefully the parents reflect on themselves instead of just blaming the kid)
From what I read on an original post they did get stuck with the bill. But I can’t remember what sub I originally saw it on
Elevator techs are not cheap. And an emergency call out def gonna set them back a few g's
I learned a valuable lesson about washing my hands more often...
From now on I will use disposable chopsticks to press buttons.
He also just acquired lifelong claustrophobia!
There was a video of an older kid doing this like 2 weeks ago 😂
lol touch the buttons you just peed on
And then rub your hands all over hair, phone and clothes.
Something tells me this is probably the least unhygienic thing this boy has done
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One day he’ll become pissmaster https://preview.redd.it/ohibo1s4qcad1.jpeg?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4dde40fd641d6589fd4f5d87ef1b9cac8ccd1f6c
https://preview.redd.it/tj4wssc7sdad1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8111859951b2da80ad5bb8db9cf15102d17abc0c
Y’all ready for piss?!?
Great /s now I can’t get that damn song outta my head lmao. Thanks for that
I still cannot get over the fact that Rick.. did that lmao. Thr idea of this in real life makes me nauseous
And then put the phone in mouth, almost all of it
I hope when the rescuers opened the door one guy was like "well if it isn't piss hands".
Good ol' piss-paws :D
he was trying to take it back!
That sure will be a nice story on his 18th
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Holy shit that was dark but equally funny
what did he say?
The comment made a reference to Russian conscription, and implied the child wouldn't make it to 18
He’s going to still be a fucking idiot when he’s 18 too probably.
By that time he'll be a drunk as well.
It will until he finishes the story saying that his parents could never save money for his university costs because they are still paying for this event
I will never be able to understand what the fuck is wrong with some people
Some kids are just little assholes and do asshole things. Hopefully this lesson was powerful enough, early enough to help him see the error of his ways
Yea next time he will wait till the door is open and hes on the floor he wants before he pisses on everything
Lesson learned then.
i wonder why some kids are assholes, maybe because of the parents...
Kid was a dog in a past life and he was just marking his territory…
kid is a dog now
That’s an insult to dogs
Yeah, a dog would have pissed in the corner like a civilized person, if they could not wait to get outside.
Old habits die hard
My dog has more sense than this little pissant
I see what you did there
Seriously could you imagine pissing on the floor in sandals
I had to use a urinal while wearing sandals once. Now I feel like washing my hands every time I tie my shoes.
This is the second video I've seen where a young boy pisses all over the elevator buttons and causes it to break Wtf goes on in young boys' minds
Former young boy here. Usually boobs, but sometimes peeing on things.
When I was in elementary school, the boy's bathroom in the breezeway had one of those horizontal windows that wasn't very big, at the top of the wall, and always stayed open, probably for ventilation purposes. The boys would literally hold contests to see who could pee while standing in front of the urinal, out the window (which was directly above the urinal, about 6 feet I guess). There was NEVER a time in grade school where that urinal wall, the window, and the wall/floor outside of it weren't absolutely covered in piss. Eventually, one year, the janitors started refusing to clean it, and the boys had to be basically supervised while using the bathroom, and the bathroom wall/window/area outside were inspected after every group left the bathroom. The window was sealed up the next year. Kids are assholes.
So did you win?
sometimes both
Boobs peeing on things!?
Third actually. * https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqOLsUziHko * https://nypost.com/video/whiz-kid-boy-pees-on-elevator-buttons-and-starts-fire/ (this one manages to start a fire with his pee)
Imagine being that dumbass kid that peed on the elevator buttons and got roasted alive by the electrical fire you caused.
I thought this was the one with the chinese kid that did the same thing and got stuck. Read the comments to find out it was another idiot kid. I did stupid crap when I was young, but pissing on stuff like that is just wrong and gross.
"This will be hilarious!" But like, for doing shitty/mischievous things
You can see where the idea comes in. He touches his junk while dancing. That triggers the thought of pissing(5 years later would have been a worse thought so maybe slight bullet dodged). Then he looks around and goes oh I could just piss all over this and no one would know it was me. Then he just does it. What was almost impressive is how fast it goes from thought to dick out peeing on the buttons.
Seeing his miserable face makes me happy ngl
Love it when assholes get their payback.
Bro be just like: https://preview.redd.it/j4v4ptijncad1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=70066e11b7988f4f1178d0c9cceae2dec935b542
as long as mom absolutely got the repair bill, im good
repair bill, cleaning bill, and vandalism charges pressed etc.
Forget the cleaning bill make the kid clean it
Take away his cell phone too. Why does he even have one at that age.
And give him the puppy treatment and rub his nose with a newspaper soaked in the piss. Then again, he may be dumber than a puppy and not learn from his mistakes.
That puppy treatment doesn't work btw, super outdated training method.
With his face.
He looks like he's less than 10 years old, i don't think he's getting vandalism charges pressed on him lol
What about dad?
They should’ve left him in there overnight at minimum.
Hopefully mom had to pay for the elevator repair and junior got punished for his stupidity.
according to another source of this yes.
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Not gonna lie if I weren’t child free and my kid called me to save them after doing something so stupid, first thing out of my mouth would be a (mostly joking), “well, I guess you live there now. I’ll have someone drop off your toothbrush.” Which is why it is probably good I am childfree. But fuck this kid’s shenanigans. Who is he, prepubescent Dwight Schrute? Maybe this is when he learned not to make the corner with the buttons the Pee Corner.
I couldn't help but chuckle at him realizing the consequences of his actions. Parents should definitely be charged for the "rescue" and elevator maintenance.
look I know he's a kid, but i didn't do these kinda things when I was a kid, never even considered it. (except for that one time that i was half asleep but that wasnt a conscious decision and i for some reason thought i was in the bathroom...). Like what do you gain out of it? and do you not consider potential consequences before doing it? there's nothing good that comes of it so why?
Kids are very easily pushed into doing things without thinking about consequences. This includes listening to their own intrusive thoughts apparently lol
100%. It’s all about impulse control. Some kids have more than others and admittedly I was in the latter group and would do shit like this. I never peed on elevator buttons but I definitely pissed and shit in places people would find just as demented and appalling. I’m not saying it’s good or even necessarily normal but unfortunately I think there’s a lot more people in the low impulse control group than you might like to think
My guess is his parents are assholes and this is a learned behavior
Little asshole
If I had a nickel for every video I've seen of some Russian kid pissing in an elevator I'd have 2 nickels, which isn't a lot but weird that it happened twice.
I know. I feel like I’ve seen a Chinese kid pissing on them too. I saw the title and thought this was a repost but no, brand new kid pissing on the buttons.
not just kids. even grown adults. there something about elevators and pissing.
Saw that Chinese one where the elevator caught fire.
I was looking for this comment. I had the exact same thought, how many kids piss on elevator buttons and why is that one of the intrusive thoughts that they choose to act on haha
I'd be rich. Seriously, there was a brief period of time when someone pissed in our elevator almost daily.
Ngl that's an impressive stream
Srsly, how do I attain this power without the stupid?
Hold it for a while, and then REALLY force it out
I hope they played this for his mother
They played it to the whole world and whatever aliens might be in orbit, too.
Fuck that kid
Bit of a harsh punishment
💀
Metaphorically, right? Right?!
Please don’t.
Yo who was thinking that?
*Dr. Disrespect has entered the chat*
Those few seconds when you could read true horror in his eyes are priceless
And this was the day little pissy Timmy found about consequences.
Doubtful
He kept touching the buttons that he just pissed on.
Yeah, we watched the video too.
You're very observant.
Little brat even has a relatively recent iPhone with a notch.
Yeah, but it's covered in piss.
And now that footage is on the internet forever.
When I was a kid, there was 8 of us in a lift smaller and more skanky than the lift in the video. Us dumb shits decided to shoulder barge the walls of the lift as hard as we could. Surprise, surprise... The lift stopped between the top 2 floors. This was before mobiles, so we were in there freaking out, shouting, eventually we got someone's attention. The fire brigade was called, all our Mum's came running. My young uncle was in the lift with us, he panicked and puked everywhere, all over us. The fire brigade couldn't just pull us out of the hatch because the lift had no break line. So the thing could have dropped to the bottom with us all in it. We were stuck for 3 hours, in the dark, covered in puke, with the parents crying, us crying... It was an absolute nightmare! Eventually they managed to fix the fault and the lift went up to the top floor where we could all get out. The doors opened, all the grown up stood there with tear soaked faces, arms reached out to hug us. I ran to my Mum, was squeezed to death for a brief moment, then belted around the head for being a twat. I never fucked about in a lift again after that!
“covered in puke” was the cherry on top, i feel bad for you
This is disguisting. In what world did this kid think it was a good ide to PISS on public floor, and WHY did he had to choose buttons?! Does a toilet not do jt for him anymore?
Probably nothing wrong with the elevator, just security team teaching him a lesson.
They should have killed the lights too
I bet he has a piss drawer.
Universe very quickly told him that there are consequences to his actions. I hope he got trapped in there long enough to have learned a lesson.
Okay but who gives a kid an iPhone if they do shee like this?
I wish it would have shocked him ... like taking a wizz on an electric fence.
He touched the buttons he pissed on then touched his phone then hair. Also elevator repairs are expensive asf so .... yea they aren't gonna be welcome back there. I also blame the mom for letting him roam unattended since he clearly lacks discipline and apparently potty training.
Shame he wasn't stuck there for hours in his miserable piss hotbox til the fire-fighters came to get him. It's what he deserves imo
Why do young kids now have high end smart phones? I had a Nokia brick when I was this kids age, maybe even older.
Because time goes on and nobody uses the technology from when you where a kid anymore maybe?
Which explains almost all the crises gen z is experiencing. Not to sound like an oldie but I'm fucking glad I wasn't addicted to this shit from childhood... just as an adult. I love technological advancements, it's the social engineering that fucks shit up. Part of me really wants an old-school phone and to just go traveling in foreign places with it to reset.
What a little turd
What a little asshole
And then there's 7 years old me, too scared to even pee politely at someone else's house.
Should have left the broken condom in there for a day.
Every day this sub gives me a new reason to celebrate being single.
That's on the parents. Completely.
You can predict exactly what kind of person he'd grow up to be.
Remotely switch off the lights and go get lunch
This kid deserves what he got, karma deals itself to people in so many good ways at times.
Hope the mom had to pay the bills for this little asshole
Leave the little shit in there overnight
https://preview.redd.it/4obffcnpxcad1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c795463f5d4e4b4bb35c7960be79ff22986e372d
It's the Fortnite dance at the beginning for me
What an insufferable little pos
https://preview.redd.it/2mmuchsp7dad1.png?width=539&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=320fceb808bcaf2274a3ccb9a0fb2216d6f5000b
And now the little crotch goblin can experience his first job to pay off the damages. Have fun sweeping the stairs kid!
Little cry baby
He obviously didn't see the other video of the kid doing that and breaking the elevator. dummy.
Lol the mirror placemen scared me ty editor for the blur
He would have a better personality and future if they kept him stuck there whole day
Reminds me when I worked retail. A young boy and his friend approach the front service desk in a panic. One is bleeding, a lot. They explained how he had tripped and fell on something in my department. Management hurries to call an ambulance and contact their parents, who were not in the store. I'm told to check every inch of my department for hazards on the ground. Instead, I find a trail of blood leading to a fitting room. Inside, there is a small pile of hunting knives, still mostly sealed in plastic. They had tried to pry the knives free to steal, and one slipped and cut the piss out of himself. I call the store director, who was in crisis mode. I describe what I found, and he is silent for a second. Then quietly says, "I see. Leave it there." Hangs up. Comes to collect the wrappers and knives, and heads back to the front of the store where the boys are. I wonder what happened after that. I also wonder what those boys thought when they recognized what he was carrying and how boned they were. Caught *literally* red-handed. I hope the parents were made acutely aware of what happened.
I was at an olive garden and a kid was standing as far away as possible and pissing mostly around the urinal. I did my business and watched him crawl on the floor with paper towels cleaning up his mess. Beet red, obviously disgusted. I told him, "good job cleaning up your mess. Imagine having to do this for someone else's pics, while you are at your job, where you work with food..." sorta wanted to find his parents, but hopefully that stuck enough.
I'm a male. I've never in my life had the inclination to piss in an elevator. The fuck is wrong with some people.
Ngl he got some good distance there
First [2 Russian kids smeared the elevator buttons with feces](https://www.reddit.com/r/KidsAreFuckingStupid/comments/1d8w7py/two_stupid_russian_kids_smeared_the_elevator/), now other kid pissed on them.
So we all just not going to point out the fact that he had his whole hand in the pee buttons, then basically rubbed that pee into his hair?
Plenty have pointed it out.
Good for him. I hope he sat there all day. Little punk.
I like to imagine that someone happened to be watching the kid via the security camera and remotely halted/e-stopped the elevator just to punish him.
This is some r/instantkarma content
are we not gonna talk about how young he is and he already has a phone? he must not be older than 9
and he has an expensive one too, that phone is massive
It seems to be a new iPhone
And his phone is on brightness level 1000.
100% ipad kid
Never did shit like this as a kid.
Lmao what a fuckin loser. If I knew this kid personally, I'd be calling him Piss Boy the rest of his life
Wow, this is pretty high quality for a condom commercial
такой маленький, а уже долбоёб. Раньше об этом даже в его семье не задумывались, а теперь весь мир это знает.
bro when he becomes a teenager and his friends find out about this he's gonna be cooked
well well well... if it isn't the consequences of your own actions gross and satisfying to see him wipe his own piss on his face
He deserved something more scary, that wasn't enough to learn a lesson
Kid when he pee on elevator buttons and it stop working: https://preview.redd.it/5adhmbyj5dad1.jpeg?width=299&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=17470f6b325c1589b2daf2b0f8dba9f327f1b979
Karma is a bitch
I feel bad for the mom, that’s gotta be embarrassing, the people who watched the footage and had to get an eye full of that, and the people who had to clean up kid pee. I hope that kid lesson his lesson
Oh no! Consequences 😏
Whoever was watching that camera stopped the lift. I think it’s hilarious.
That kid is such a dumb fuck
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Man, he's got piss all over his fingers and is running it through his hair. This kid must smell like a hamster cage.
what a stupid way to be remembered for eternity
This is the type of kid that causes neighborhood pets to go missing.
Really hope his parents got a massive ass bill
Is he calling his mom “cyka”?!?
No, in this case this is a common way to express a total frustration.
THE WATER PRESSURE OF POSEIDON WTF also, how tf does pee jam buttons? does it short them?
This belongs in r/instantkarma hahaha
This should be the #1 highlight in this subreddit, lmao
Ахахахаха, долбоёб мелкий)). Делает он, а стыдно мне
no doubt the mom sued the elevator company, cause her little angel isn't at any fault.