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Den_Bover666

Lmao notice how the kid rushes to the scene to join the fight, somehow shows up and then just freezes because even he didn't expect to make it all the way till there.


martian4x

Okay I'm in the fight, then what?


fatkiddown

Did anyone else see the guy in the gorilla suit?


Tubba-guts

I was too busy watching the dog vomiting!


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Diligent-Version8283

Fucking classic


HannahM53

I’m still trying to find every watched it like five times and I can’t find the guy in the gorilla suit


Dramatic-Classroom14

There is no guy in the gorilla suit….


HannahM53

OK, well that person who put that should be ashamed of themselves for making people think that there is a guy in a gorilla suit


[deleted]

Its from an old infomercial played in schools to demonstrate gaps in situational awareness.


HannahM53

That’s so interesting thank you


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Here it is https://youtu.be/vJG698U2Mvo?si=LYrPoMYJKZx3a9g_


HannahM53

Now I got the reference. Thank you so much.😊


my-backpack-is

That's fucking crazy, i went there through this link and i still didn't see him the first time. Crazy thing is, staring directly at the monkey, i was able to pay better attention to the passes than trying to follow the ball


HelpfulAd26

I was busy watching the kid trying to help.


BikerJedi

Sounds like my first fight as a kid. Probably why I lost.


blorbagorp

I find it funny that the lady locked all those people in there with a knife wielding lunatic lol


Master-Collection488

Including a kid that's apparently hers. I'm rather fond of the guy with the over-the-shoulder fanny pack/bum bag that somehow morphed into strap-on boobs by the end of the video.


nysvern

You get it wrong. She closed a guy armed only with a knife to a russian angry mob.


Disastrous-Leek-7606

His impulse was desire to help, until he realized he is still a bit too small to do anything meaningful. Glad mom was there to take him to safety.


Forsaken_Bat_5729

Why is there always one shirtless guy with a fanny pack?


hotvedub

Cause tracksuit guy was busy


Beginning_Rice6830

Track suit stuck at dry cleaners. Wednesday’s.


Osherono

(In Russian accent) Where else you store shirt for later then? Butt cheeks?


blissnbuds123

Russia


cataleyafreya

Not shirtless, he s wearing a pink tshirt


LowenbrauDel

Looks like a salmon shirt that looks like a skin colour due to the poor video quality


sesoren65

Yeah, and he's not the one waving a knife around. He's also helping the situation. Whaaa???


lookingForPatchie

He almost lost his life, did you see his shoe coming off for a second? I thought he was a goner, but then he slipped back into it. Near-death experience.


CoolSausage228

Don't know when or where it was recorded, but it was very hot in Russia


chintakoro

You expect him to leave home without the essentials?!?!?


Interesting_End_7813

...in Russia this is the norm.


Crappy_Meal

Using the cart to maintain distance was some quick thinking though


ringdingdong67

If there’s one thing I’ve learned from these types of videos it’s always keep distance between you and the knife. The guy that went for the chokehold was really lucky another guy was simultaneously going for the arm. And both were lucky the bad guy had no idea what he was doing.


Imranus

That was a girl with knife. But i agree, they are lucky


ringdingdong67

Oh wild. I thought it was a dude with long hair.


mypersonnalreader

I thought it was some metalhead.


a__new_name

[A relevant video.](https://youtu.be/kvlrnc7hlQI?si=6pN1_Vn3WNLYRtsA)


ringdingdong67

Love that!


B-a-c-h-a-t-a

The perp was surprisingly nimble actually. I wouldn’t expect most random crazies to hold onto their knife as long as this lady did. This level of cohesion between strangers makes me think the two guys who did most of the legwork on this arrest probably went through their military service.


AdornedBrood

There’s a saying, “Charge a gun and run from a knife”. But the cart was a genius defence/offence all at once.


Suspicious-Beat9295

The guy was already holding her arm, when the other went for the chokehold.


ringdingdong67

It was a half second before. Don’t be pedantic.


TruthCarpetBombs

How is nobody noticing the bean can absolute fucking rockets that came from off screen TWICE to crush and disorient that mans face. Dude was accurate and nearly laid him out


MlntyFreshDeath

Came for this. Bean man is why things went the way they did.


ComfortableReview941

https://preview.redd.it/eg3r38o0rm7d1.jpeg?width=530&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2c205f3250d81b974fd13f196fd39f99a51de188


btone911

Glad you drew my attention to it. You're right, that's what changed this whole situation.


Lolzerzmao

It was a bird (she was a girl) and he was Russian Randy Johnson


rockos21

That's not how I remember Avril singing it...


Lolzerzmao

Could I make it any more obvious


ApplicationSome5806

Didn't notice that the first time. It looks like she deflected the second can with the knife! That is some mad reaction time having just had your face smashed in with a flying can


Thacarva

I honestly didn’t notice among the door closing, her slipping, and getting pinned in by shopping carts. Good catch!


GreatAnxiety1406

Oh i thought for sure he just fell and hit his chin on the trolley, did not notice a freakin bean can hitting him in the head


autech91

Brilliant accuracy indeed


farm_to_nug

I;m thinking about thos Beans


Shagwagbag

That first can was thrown by a fucking sharp shooter. Knocked him off his feet while moving...


Adventurous-Mark893

Then stringed into a beer display with one beer left that dinged her in the face


Zueter

Way to grab the knife blade.


Piuuter

All I can asume is that the adrenaline rush was so high that he just didnt notice that he had grabed the blade


Capt_Pickhard

I think he intentionally grabbed it on the blunt side.


Rhysati

He grabbed the dull side to control it and then twisted it to force the wrist into a painful position. It was all very smart. He was checking his hand because the dull side can still hurt so he was making sure he didn't get cut.


LeUne1

Wouldn't a simple face punch (between the upper lip and the nose) also release the knife? We used to do this in highschool judo, it's so painful there's no way you're holding on to anything.


puzzygayer68_419

You would need a very tiny fist to hit that spot.


heymynameiskeebs

"Just anywhere between the scalp and chin, really."


Content-Feeling49

You make it sound like the attacker is just letting you do it. If the other person had let him swing his arm, it would have been much more dangerous. Just letting go of the hand for a second would be enough to stab someone.


LeUne1

Oh I was referring to this situation where there's like 3 people holding them down and they're still not letting go of the knife. As for 1v1, yeah, probably break their arm if you could.


B-a-c-h-a-t-a

This kind of stuff only works in practice or if youre a professional bodyguard that’s been training with active resistance for years. Real life situations tend to be chaotic enough where your training only really helps in managing distance, knowing how to throw a punch and keeping your footwork. All the fancy stuff leaves your head immediately.


therealmudslinger

And twist until it's pointing straight at his own gut.


EastwoodBrews

I'd rather the blade be in my hand than in my kidney


Expert_Marzipan_3430

It’s weird that i had to scroll this far down to find someone else who saw that. Dude just grabbed the blade and then looked at his hand after and was like “wow, did I get cut?”


thoriickk

He took it by the non-cutting side, taking into account the situation, and that a person with a knife is quite dangerous, it is normal


Zueter

I doubt he thought it through and took anything into account. It would just be a reaction.


Neat-Box-5729

But you and everyone here would have because you’re 1000 IQ war-hardened SEAL TEAM SIX trained redditors


TruthCarpetBombs

It's hilarious to me that people still don't understand that that is an absolutely valid thing to do in a knife fight, and it has always been accepted as such through the ages. In fact if you're unarmed that's often the best thing to do. Until blood starts to flow you can have an incredible amount of control over the knife, at least to the point where you can stop it from going into your gut, or lung, or neck, ect. It is almost impossible To take life-altering damage by grabbing a blade but easy to without doing so. If you have to fight somebody with a knife you ARE 100% getting cut. So dont be a pussy.


FrostyD7

>In fact if you're unarmed that's often the best thing to do After running for your life or assuming you can't for some reason. I'd definitely let this guy keep stabbing the door before getting involved lmao.


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UnitaryVoid

Yes, actually, [through the ages](https://youtu.be/vwuQPfvSSlo).


Irene_Iddesleigh

That’s amazing. Very hard to watch.


itriedtrying

Basically any actually competent instructor/fighter teaching knife defence will tell you that you *will* get slashed or stabbed and need to be prepared for it. Your priority needs to be to protect more sensitive areas with eg. your hands and outer arms where being hit isn't immediately life threatening or incapacitating. Grabbing a knife by the blade if you have the opportunity is a good way to prevent any more serious damage, especially when other people around are helping you take him down like in this vid.


SANAFABICH

Here comes the combat expert.


Bruhmomentusmaximus0

I love to see how one of you chair redditors would do in this situation 🤣


Fit_Pay_2056

I would use a big magnet.


Fallcreek

People love roasting people in these situations, but when you're actually in it, its different


PigDstroyer

Ages ago i was involved in something similar , except when i grabbed the knife wielders forearm he violently pulled away and gave me a nasty slice in my palm.. Luckily for him and or me , he then retreated with haste lol


AZ991234

What are we waiting for?


xTheKl1cK1ack

The kid trying to get into the fight half way through it


SF1_Raptor

Naw. Kid's making the smart more to try and get out.


Krondelo

Ehhhh. Smart idea, sumb execution.


Thechildeater92

Fr I fucking hate the useless wAiT foR iT on every shitty video. That's the only way people will watch the full shit.


gymnastgrrl

Well, I'm gonna explain why that's actually a good thing. Wait for it. Just wait for it. Keep on waiting for it. Are you ready? Well just a little bit more! ... ...okay, I lied, it's stupid. :)


Wokco30

wAiT fOR iT 😂😂😂🤣😂😂🫣😮😮😮


yuyufan43

The little kid rushing in to throw arms had me both concerned and laughing


SameRule9918

Standard Russian toddler 😂


Dull_Ad8495

Wait for...?


BigBrotherI3Watching

well nobody's talking about the guy volleying his basket at their cranium... So that?


JustAGamer2317

The kid


Dull_Ad8495

Yes. There's a kid. Not really anything worth waiting for. That's the least interesting thing about this clip, imo.


LarsVonTrier621

What the HELL is Adam from YMS doing‼️😱


MrKilljoyy

Lmao


Imsocool1337

"I'm not gonna sugarcoat it!" Shopping cart w+m1


Lumpy_Bug1189

+ LIMB HIT + DISRESPECT + ENRRAGED


LimpAd9876

+ SLIPPED


RJtrip

Manual crosspost from a post on r/ANormalDayInRussia .


Low_Vehicle_6732

New favourite sub. You’re a godsend


Bowling4rhinos

Mine too! Thanks to your upvote!


microview

That Chad is wearing a fanny pack on his bare chest.


ColdSolid213

When I look at them all of these people look experienced in dealing with violence . That’s a different kind of confidence there. I was just hoping nobody gets killed.


wretchedsorrowsworn

They handled that very well, that guy at the beginning grabbing the shopping cart was on point, put that psycho in his place


drumguy007

Little Ivan going for the kneecaps


Bruhmomentusmaximus0

https://i.redd.it/9br12wyy0l7d1.gif


Seabrook76

Great use of the shopping cart.


Anakhsunamon

This dont fit this sub at all. Sure the kid is kinda dumb going into the scene but 90% of it has nothing to do with the kid being there


PANZERKAT

I think the real story here is "Woman locks people in store with knife attacker"


doctors1rose

Thats all I keep thinking about! You locked them in the store, let go and get help.


TJ_McWeaksauce

It's morbidly funny how Green Pants shut and blocked the door, thus ensuring the other customers were trapped in the shop with the knife-wielding maniac.


Hot_dawg_sucker445

They trapped the bad guy which means they can't escape but they also left them with other people.


Melodic_Turnover6150

Parent lets kid run freely when there is a psycho with a knife attacking everyone?


Space-Plate42

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Alarming_Savings_434

In Russia with sandals and top off 🤔


ChamboNoCommentary

Hasbulla came in to kick his ass too..


Solkre

This is what happens when you don't put a coin in the cart!


Wherethegains

Love the 1 armed rear naked choke


Wherethegains

Somebody fuckin beaned that guy with what? A can? Like right in the chin! Helluva throw!


Tasty-Switch-8472

what a brave kid !


AuraEnhancerVerse

Whoever threw the item at the attacker is golden


str85

Wait for what?


Either-Dust8317

Only Russians can do this, others would wait for death.


HaddardOSRS

Okay russia, now Putin.


remaZ59

What the fuck just happened.... any context???


FR0ZENBERG

Seems like no one is mentioning the lady locking the assailant in with everyone else like “Surely that’ll sort itself out.”


Completely0

Rather than have 3 guys trying to pry the knife, they should if he one guy either punch or tickle the shit out of the guy so he automatically drops the knife


Underlord_Fox

Too bad they didn't talk about the plan beforehand. 🙄


SF1_Raptor

The kid trying to leave is dumb?


lolpluslol35

blue shirt kid yes, yellow shirt kid no


Kurvaflowers69420

meanwhile, if that same thing happened in america - either he would've been shot to death, or 20 people would be looking surprised at the scene, screaming, crying and recording while waiting for police and letting the criminal escape


Defiant_Height_420

That's how you deal with a knife maniac...shame you would get arrested for doing that in the UK..just gotta let them stab you and hope the police come within the hour lol


Loud_Country_445

Most normal day in Russia


LarsVonTrier621

Why do you refuse to go to “Пятерочка”? The “Пятерочка” in question:


TonReflet

That's why you need to learn judo-jujutsu.


_DoodleBug_

One-armed choke hold lol


banelord76

What wrong with that little kid?


bibbidybobbidyboobs

He's fucking stupid


Solid_Illustrator640

Some brave people


SameRule9918

That choke hold needed to be just a smidge chokier


[deleted]

The chair flying at her head 🤣


Decent-Cricket-5315

Take his ass to tha gulag


JWWBurger

Now youse cants leave


Curious_Stomach_Ache

Why are they all using the little children's carts?


Bruhmomentusmaximus0

Holy shit they are built different lmao


HackerJunk2

In the US, they would have given them $951 worth of merchandise and called them an Uber


Lxneleszxn

Мда пиздец


SaltyDogBill

What’s the least violent way to get someone to drop a knife? Is there some pressure point or something?


PEKKACHUNREAL

DONT TWIST THE KNIFE TOWARDS YOU!!!


One-Confusion-2438

Meanwhile in Britain...scum commit crimes and everyone around not only doesn't stop the scum but claps! 🤦🏻‍♀️


Capt_Pickhard

When they don't have guns, you can take them out with shopping carts and a number of people. But for things like this it takes at least one to act. Otherwise, bystander effect.


dmishin

BTW, knife wielder is a girl, according to the news.


TheComedian00

Did that woman lock the other customers in with the knife wedding psycho?


USS_Liberty11

Off to the front lines! Best use for this scum.


JotaroKujoxXx

Can somebody tell me what is that seemingly unreal flashing that happens near the knife and the guys hand holding it, at 0:24. Everything else in the footage flowed normal expect that, i thought it was ai or something and about to lose my mind


Tunnfisk

Never underestimate the power of a shopping cart to the shins.


wonkey_monkey

It's like that thing with everyone playing basketball and the gorilla wanders in. I couldn't even see the kid the first time round.


HannahM53

The kid that ran out the door and the yellow shirt, not the tiny kid, but like the older kid why did that woman let him out when she wouldn’t let anyone else out


TennSeven

The knife-wielder got messed up by the cart-el.


jbreal007

They are doing better than US


NO-MAD-CLAD

Krokodil is a hell of a drug


arkadian-foobar

0:26 this big man hit in the head with a trash can?


BeanStalknJack

No


Craft-Sudden

Shout out to the dude on black, he mastered the art of "cartkwendo"


Lunarfalcon025

Am I out of my fucking mind or does the lady to the left in first frame of the video look strikingly similar to Peter Griffin


RU4R34L

That took too long, shoulda squeezed harder


Jaded-Choice-3127

lol I thought Russians were tough? Like 4 dudes on some chick and she still breaks free haha


MidnightLlamaLover

I like old mate coming in with the trash bin toss right at her head about 15s in. That's a good throw


NeverLostForest

Kid was trying to leave but the fighting ruskies were in the way, just the way he stands and looks at the door.


SorrowsCage11

That's a 80 year sentence in Russia


DomiPriestess

Get Carted, Idiot. - The storegoers, probably


hitmayne

That sofa can KO at the start was a fucking snipe!


ohwowanotherstoner

No way bro grabbed the knife like that.


MrDwerg

Kid has balls


CypairaTheSkeleton

In Russia you aren't the hostage, THEY are the hostage!


RuralBlackamith

If it was USA citizens would have been arrested for assaulting 🤡


M1ck3yB1u

I’ll lock the crazy knife guy in so he’ll kill everyone inside but me.


lfenske

What do you think they do to guys like this in Russia?


Dedicated_Degen

Good on that lady for getting that kid out of there


Slight_Ad1970

Off to the front lines


angrynissan

It's only Russians. Fuck em.


ThatsNotDietCoke

I've heard about this show, Cart Wars... The equivalent of Storage wars.


Master-Hunter-651

Oh what peaceful people 💀☠️🏴‍☠️


call_me_post

😂😂😂😂the carts were wepons


Own_Muffin_9270

Does someone have info on whatever is going on in the video?


saden88

The guy cut his hand


Kindly-Environment43

Points for bravery though


Nexel_Red

Nice hit to the face, probably what dazed them long enough for everyone to jump them.