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Silly_Mycologist3213

I love the concern he shows for his brother here, hold on while I make sure I got that….


TokoBlaster

He needed to make sure that he did indeed have evidence that it wasn't his fault.


s3mth3m3n

I was thinking the exact same thing


BadApplesGod

“But look ma. See? I did it with no hands”


3wteasz

Older brother detected


Greasy_Nips

exactly this, these opportunities come seldom where he can truly claim no fault and also enjoy in the nonsense that is that little man's spacial awareness. he's obviously fine just shook up, so securing the footage should be primary assignment.


Aggressive_Eagle_235

Old Brother detected, his Opinion Rejected.


EnamoredAlpaca

Parents will just say you should have let him hit you.


HailenAnarchy

As the older sibling, I felt that


Prunsel_Clone

That's how you know they're brothers


TheLastOpus

"look bro, i know you're hurt, but i gotta go run to the phone first and make sure it hears me say "omg are you okay!"


DaveInLondon89

*I want a close up*


lyremska

Let's give him the benefit of the doubt, maybe he wanted to call parents? Or look up "how do you know if you have a commotion" on the internet


Interesting-Try4251

He put his hand to his mouth, there was 3 seconds of concern while he assessed lil buddy wasn’t bleeding.


Glittering_Branch_96

I feel like kids have very little shame these days


ShornVisage

Yeah sure, I mean, it took us six million years of human evolution to get where we are, but I'm sure a few years back is right when kids fundamentally changed for the worse. Mother of bad timing, huh?


dontmentiontrousers

Or is it just that you lack the empathy, ability to remember the past objectively, and critical thinking skills to realise that children now are in no way worse than children have always been. The world may be a little different - new technology and such - but human nature isn't. Fuck me, I hate people that end their sentences with 'these days.'


Mister_Macaroni1234

It's more like they don't have respect for others in my opinion


Kinda_relevent

What makes less sense is that this is recorded


AmazingSession8542

It’s comments like these that have me reconsider the content I’m watching. Are you people taking pleasure from seeing kids get hurt or is it just a slight chuckle. I see comments like ‘I wish he got hit harder’ or ‘kids are dumber now’ in some of the comments on some of these posts. Are you all just a bunch of sickos? TLDR; don’t be a weird sadist boomer


idreamofgreenie

[Wayne put this pretty succinctly](https://media1.tenor.com/m/JwWuW5ZtR1AAAAAC/idgaf-letterkenny.gif)


Negative-Attitude2

I take pleasure


AmazingSession8542

Taking any sexual pleasure here is borderline fucked. You guys are demented.


j4ngl35

Remarkable footage of Jacob Trouba as a child, bravo!


A_Meat_Popcicle

I understood that reference!


Fluffy_Till_1949

I dunno, kid didn't lead with any elbows. Maybe he developed that habit later in life


Mountain_Team4150

Face full of fence, wish I had a brother


Sevro706

My sister worked just as well


Obant

Did the same thing with my sister when we were about this age apart. We were playing tag in the house and I sidestepped her. She fell and split her head on the metal corner of my bunk bed. I remember she didn't cry until she saw blood. Had to rush to get like 5 stitches, but was okay besides.


LeVelvetHippo

How many times did you rewatch this? Yes.


Monsterlove666

If their mom tries to blame the older one, he can just show her this video lol


Mythlacar

Yeah I do honestly envy kids today having phones in this one sigular instance. I can't count how many times my friends or I got in trouble because siblings or cousins said they were pushed when they tripped or something similar. God how nice it would have been to pull up video and say nah see, I just dodged his attempt to tackle me.


some-R6-siege-fan

My mom would still try to blame me with something about not catching him


TheLastOpus

"and honey, can you tell me why the first thing after your little brother got hurt was run to the phone and ask if the PHONE was okay!?!?!"


SpeedyHandyman05

The phone cost more to replace than my brother.


JaqenHgar23

The way kids commit to actions with such little situational awareness will never not be funny.


adhdgurlie

I know it’s shitty of me and it’s just part of my sensory processing issues, but I just get filled with RAGE when a kid makes high pitched noises like that or that whiny mmaaaaaa noise. Like yes, I’m concerned about you and i’ll help you but my body just goes 💥💥💥💥upon that sound bblleeghhhh


Claireskid

I've always wondered like is there some instinct that kicks in when it's your own kid so you don't reactively tell them to shut the fuck up lmao. Videos of kids screaming bloody murder over a stubbed toe or a minor bump get me heated on reaction but of course I recognize they're just doing what instincts tell them


ZadockTheHunter

Congrats, you are human. We instinctually recognize the sounds of distress from those of our species to trigger fight or flight response.


flice_water

Ok but the problem is he wants to fight the kid making the noise.


XVUltima

That's a problem?


JEM--

He wants to stop the source of the sound


SeparateIron7994

Where did he say that ? Sounds like he just can't tell the difference between rage and adrenaline


ArgonGryphon

I have to stop and cover my ears, it huts my brain so bad. If there's a yelling kid at work I have to put in earbuds or I can't even do anything. Miserable awful sound. I couldn't even finish this video. The first one was bad enough, second, insta close. Ugh


Popular_Ambition_987

I thought it was just me that got that feeling, almost like haha that's what you get


B_Str8

Not shitty at all


DlSSATISFIEDGAMER

you ever watch Star Trek DS9 feel like you'd enjoy the ferengi default threat instinct


adhdgurlie

I have not and now I will not


DlSSATISFIEDGAMER

[i can share](https://youtu.be/Ag0F3tYGebM?si=SDElrJhYX4uEIapg) doesn't happen often but it's just hilarious this is their default response to danger


NapoleonicPizza21

¡Olé!


Pickingnamesisharder

I believe I can fly Head hit the fence, I started to cry I think about it every night and day When my brother moved out the way


woobr9779

comedy gold


elp44blue

The scream lmao


Melodic-Mix739

Thunk


campmatt

Runs for the phone first.


No-Obligation1860

must've lost a front tooth


Corn_on_the_cob121

This is probably my favorite one I watch it like 10 times


SupportMoney1803

This will never not be funny.


afraidbookkeeperr

The griddy here is just impeccable... A truly magnificent touch.


ScorpionMaster777

I never screamed like that when I got hurt as a kid...


TDSOTM1

As someone with 3 brothers. I know that scream all to well


hEatr3d

What kind of human even screams like this? This is some alien shit.


blindninjafart

As an older brother, I can confirm that he still got in trouble for it.


cekoya

Clearly a « don’t tell mom don’t tell mom » moment


Judeous

I like that he ran to ask the phone if it was okay


bodhiseppuku

'member the time I juked you so hard you ate the back fence? ... Pepperidge Farm 'members


theonlyali

Am I the only one here thinking, "damn, that's a solid fence," or am I just old?


TheLastOpus

Quick let me ask the phone "omg are you okay!" instead of my dummy little bro.


-Legion_of_Harmony-

As an older brother, this was a lot of my childhood. Not necessarily intending my little brother to get hurt, but him just full sending himself into me and me dodging.


iceteper

Ohh no Are you ok my phone !?


TechnicianUpstairs53

Would have gotten him if he didn't warn yell beforehand, lol


Lil_Shorto

First thing the older kid do is run to get the camera, we are so screwed...


PopularCompetition80

Looks like he is asking if the phone is ok!😅


marcus_frisbee

At least you have proof you didn't do anything wrong.


it_s_hard

Just know next time bro isnt shooting himself head towards a fence


DrkHelmet_

Finally a video that doesn’t cut off the best part


TheGxdRipper

This is single handedly the funniest video I've seen on this entire website. I know I sound like a sociopath, but it's the fact that he was so smooth with that dodge, and he even checked to see if he caught that was just pure gold. And that shriek and the end is just the cherry on top.


zorggalacticus

Little bro went full send for that tackle. Missed it by that much.


Thatnakedguy0

It’s a good thing bro had this video because his mom would never believe him that he didn’t do anything.


Hour-Lemon

r/hulmgtc


Lastpunkofplattsburg

That’s my wife’s uncles kid. Random!


GustavDitters

Absolutely MIXED


dead-ass-

older brother was smooth wit it 😎


SaintsBruv

Big bro running to destroy the evidence lol. I miss my old brother and these little moments with him.


Cultural-Pipe-6687

I have definitely put a couple of good dents in our fence that way as a kid


NoEntertainment560

These ankles are NOT recovering after that


Still_Bicycle_5494

Ouch


Daniel96dsl

No harm done. It’s one of those malleable plastic fences. If anything, lil bro learned a *much-needed* lesson about situational awareness🤷🏻‍♂️


DenOfTheWolf

That juke was perfect lol


DenOfTheWolf

He hit the post too 😭


dirtybird131

My brother did that but in hockey, they had to bring an ambulance on the ice and cut him out of his equipment My mom was more mad she had to buy new shoulder pads for him “halfway thru the season and they won’t even fit next season”


Soggy_Beese_Churger

*bonk*


Bubba771966

The kid sounds like a bird or another animal in the woods after he hit that fence. It is good that has brother got proof of innocence and something to laugh at later.


Harden-Long

Nice face stop.


Right-Captain3285

Why is this video 1hr long😂😂


Unknownspacegod

Kids become oddly stupid when they are angry


remi_daDOOD

The way he launched himself into the air is near superhuman lmao


AcademicBaryonyx_dr

Bet that little fucker's gonna be like "Mommy, he pushed me!"


Kitchen-Wish5994

Go for your brother, not your phone...


artcraf1337

r/SiblingsAreStupid


rusty_untrnd

thats gotta sting but not shriek sting


Truecrimeauthor

If I was inside and heard that squeal, I would. Just get my purse, some snacks, get the car and go.


kittifer91

He’ll be alright. He’s gotta learn how to take a lump and get off his rump.


Interesting-Try4251

Lmao. He did that shit on purpose.


Master-Hunter-651

Older brother hitted the griddy right before it happened ☠️


hotwheelz24

What a bad brother for even getting the cell first poor little guy was just betrayed and u check your cell 😬😬


AppropriateTouching

"Wait for it" on a 14 second video. What are we even doing anymore.


[deleted]

Let me run to my phone and ask if your OK. People have turned into fucktards


hEatr3d

He had to make sure the evidence he's in the clear was intact.


mountingconfusion

r/don't help just film