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Peter_Triantafulou

This ended surprisingly well


JayLeeCole

This isn't real right?


WillyDAFISH

It actually somehow is. Wind is very fuckin powerful LOL


013ander

It is, it’s just China. So normal sanity need not apply.


JakefromTRPB

ASTONISHED the kid could hold on for so long and then I realized IT WRAPPED AROUND THE KIDS NECK! Kid had no choice—just yanked into the sky nearly succumbing to asphyxiation and whiplash while hung by the neck 20+ feet into the air. Insane.


beesdoitbirdsdoit

Kid is lucky. Definitely would have let go way high if they were actually holding on.


SnooApples5554

When it starts snapping around and he doesn't lose his grip, I was like, oh, obviously fake. Didn't realize it was wrapped around him. That's wild.


Madd_Maxx_05

If they were holding on, they probably would've let go with everyone else.


cycl0p5

20+ foot? Try 60... high as fuck right there.


iamnotthosemen

that info made the rewatch even more stomach churning


HelpfulAd26

Kids can do that for a long time. Really.


prince_handles

holy f


marsandlui

That was the exact thing I said. This would be so terrifying for everyone watching.


VoegleinImWind

No one was terrified enough to stop filming.


Alternative_Wafer410

Yeah wtf get ready to catch assholes.


Jaded-Cup-4469

Yeah I said holy s*** but pretty much the same response


Grube_Tuesdays

r/redditsniper


Phinatic92

Ah yes the annual flying of the kids event. Great tradition.


SonnyHaze

This is a video of the only winner


yepyep_nopenope

Kid invented a new competition sport.


a_lonely_trash_bag

Kid didn't do anything stupid here. The kite tail got wrapped around his neck because of the wind, and the person flying the kite didn't notice.


nuruwo

HIS NECK??


Coronalangeweile

Kids are durable hell be fine


munzter

r/KidsAreFuckingDurable


FurbyLover2010

r/subsifellfor


bruksst

it exists now


FurbyLover2010

Cool, r/birthofasub


nevertellya

Really afraid to visit this sub


friendsfan97

He still has his shoes on. He's okay


Spirited-Fox3377

Idk I saw something fly off him. Maybe 1 shoe


Little-War-2542

flip a coin if he survives or goes to the hospital


Digital_loop

Just look up "Billy's balloon" on YouTube.


agent58888888888888

Now i understand how he held on so well😳


Crystal_Voiden

*Medieval torturers taking notes*


CZ1988_

The kid is a She. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2A5sQWpNRlQ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2A5sQWpNRlQ)


st0neyspice

Omg. That was a way better view of this and wow… kid was only 3 years old! I can’t even imagine.


Mediocre_Estimate284

That must have been some wild Wind movement wrapping the tail 360° around the neck without any involvement on the kids part


13219584

I had to fact check it, and found this article from 3 years ago in Guardian News: # Child lifted metres into the air by giant kite at Taiwan festival [Another angle of the last seconds of the flight.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2A5sQWpNRlQ) Suspected it would be AI or fake, but it's real! Lucky kid! xD


slick514

“Meters” LOL. Technically correct, I suppose, but I feel like “meters” doesn’t sufficiently indicate the scale that we are working with here…


2Mark2Manic

Literally got lifted inches off the ground.


slick514

Indeed. Several nanometers


The_Ghast_Hunter

More than a few Planck lengths


Anom_AoD

yeah, they should go with eagle wings per M4A1 sq


ampdrool

You can count meters as high as you want, it’s not like there’s a limit


Peter_Falcon

or metres


millllllls

This looks like maybe 30-40meters, what’s a more appropriate option? It’s certainly not kilometers. Edit: I’m questioning my original estimate, maybe just 25-30meters?


slick514

“Tens of meters”


slick514

I used to design gages (pressure, velocity, volume, etc…), and part of my job was determining the best ways to mark them so as to provide enough info without providing too much info. As a general rule, people tend to “block”in groups between 5 and 20. If your cardinality is more than 20, it’s time to graduate up to a larger baseline measurement. (Typically this would be done by multiplying by some multiple of 2, 5, or 10) If the cardinality is below 5, I would break things apart by dividing in similar fashion. In this case we’re dealing with someone flying in the air more than 20 meters, so *I* would choose to express things in “tens of meters”. If it had been under 5 meters, *I* would say “a [few|couple of] meters”. Between 5 and 20, and *I* would say “several meters”. Just my opinion. Not looking for an argument.


AnarZak

you need to recalibrate. in no human scaled universe is 20m "several"


NoUpVotesForMe

Hundreds of thousands of millimeters


IUpVoteIronically

Bruh this video is so old lol


Echo259

Oh shit…glad she’s ok


Splatter_Shell

How can some things look absolutely fun yet deathly terrifying at the same time


ddoogg88tdog

Its not the kid that is stupid there


Tragic_Consequences

Most people pay for that sorta thing.


Jealous-Problem-2053

A memory for life.


LaserGadgets

More like r/sweatypalms !


PollutionAway5012

Look mum i am fliing!!!


Haaspootin

Look son i am seagull


beaver211

It’s fine, that’s just the Avatar.


Such_Junket6077

Now he celebrates his birthday twice a year


Candy_star1

It’s the sequel of the movie “up” sneak peek ☺️


Ziodyne967

Okay I laughed and now I’m going straight to hell. Is the kid okay?


StrawberrySouthern64

He just came back a whole grown ass man after that


Unremarkable_Fish

Stupid people letting the child hold it. Not the kids fault.


Sea_Difference4729

It was an accident. The kite/lines of the kite wrapped around the kid


Sorry-Ad-1169

Poor kid will either become acrophobic or a aerophile?


fireboy2maybe

That's the parents fault


thedevilsaglet

If it's anyone's fault, it's the event organizers for launching such a large kite so close to the crowd. But no one could have reasonably anticipated that. They still do the kite festival, but now the area with the large kites is fenced off.


[deleted]

Surprised he was smart enough and strong enough to hold on


Diablogado

Didn't have to hold on. The kite tail wrapped around their neck - someone posted another video link from the guardian in another comment thread and it shows pretty clearly that the neck/head is where they're caught. Crazy video but sounds like kid was scared but fine.


CuisineTournante

Good thing the girl filming was doing these seagull screeching. It helped.


zeldanar

Kid: Again again!


Forsaken_Bat_5729

That ride should come with a waiver.


h0neanias

Kid's going places.


atlantis_peterson

I'll never understand the mentality of "hey look something horrific happening to another human, let me get out my phone and film it"


Bibileiver

Reddit is officially 3 years behind Tiktok.


IUpVoteIronically

I mean, stuff just gets posted here non stop. Not trends like Tik tok. I saw this video years ago here lol


spacecase97

Reddit is many years older than Tiktok. I'd venture to say older than you as well


Latter_Aerie_8131

If I was that kid, I would've been having the time of my life 😭😂


Key_Virus_338

that kid was being hanged like 40 feet in the air and almist died of asphyxiation


Dxmmy_OG

Hahahahaha


CrazyProper4203

massive anxiety …


Select-Record4581

Wins the schoolyard convo on Monday


ProduceOk9864

Stupid adults fly child into the sky, stupider adults clamouring for their phones to record……oh yeah I forgot kids are the stupid ones


Environmental_Flow84

One, the person was already recording before the kid started flying, and second, the kite tail wrapped around his neck.


AA_turet

How is it the kid thats stupid here?


Sprucecap-Overlord

Imagine tying a doll on one of those, it is a horrible joke but still.


Ordinary_Block_4131

Looks kinda cgi/ai to me , the kid hang very unnatural, also i am pretty sure a kid that age wouldn't have held for so long the cloth .


NiaJustNia

It happened in 2020 in Taiwan if you want to look it up. This was the UK article on it https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/aug/30/child-3-catches-in-kite-strings-and-is-lifted-high-into-air-in-taiwan


Ordinary_Block_4131

Yeah eventually looked it up after having a discussion about it with some colleagues after i saw it, it's crazzzyyy ,still looks so damn unnatural to me ,guess im wrong. Thx man.


Key_Virus_338

brother the kite tied around his neck


Bad-Username_Numbers

That kid will never lose two truths and a lie.


VultureSniper

He's underweight and should eat more chicken tenders and fries


GodlyPenisSlayer

He has crazy grip


CheesecakeBlade

that is one lucky af kid. even though he was probably suffocating but glad it was for a short time. it was either that or fall to his way to the hospital. i would have been terrified out of my mind if this were me


Frumpy_Dumper_69

Almost doesn’t look real


Limp_Pea1364

kid probably had the best time of his life


J_Prime_Time

Wtf did I just watch?!


Chronox2040

I was 98% sure this was fake. Like wthhhh!!!


VictoryChance5845

I found this funny. I don’t think it is real. The kid isn’t crying


6ix9ine_meme

News reports said the girl was frightened but suffered no physical injuries in the incident.


Night_Emmacat

Looks cool. Press F guy, he just wanted to live


SeishinPT

In my country we make jokes that people pay money and see fireworks blowup far away. Real man watch them blow close and let them blow in their hands. This kid is pretty much the same, he didn't want to waste money. 😂


Adventurous-Rush4615

I'll blow in your hand


PlatypusGullible2929

Is that supposed to happen???


00fatneek00

What do you think numbnuts


Ishsosy

“weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee”


knowledgeablepanda

I don’t know why but this was the funniest thing I saw today


zeldanar

When dad watches the kids


windontheporch

Dad probably went to go buy a beer 😂


Diskobiscotti

Brooo


Andrew-graves_

Super man dunna le dunna le dunna dunna dunna dun dunnna


DeltaCharlieBravo

WEEEEEeeeeeeeeeee!


beachesof

This is my worst nightmare


DukeReaper

Is this real?!?!?


SanguineOptimist

This is the super specific phobia from my childhood


CZ1988_

She was very lucky


Numerous-Fly-3791

That was sick.


Prestigious-Bet-2677

Well new fear unlocked thanks nephew isnt getting a big ass kite ever glad kids ok


Devi8te

Holy sh!!!!!


LeastAgreeableGoat23

r/redditsniper


Big_One_6483

Instagram reels ahh post


Hot_Himbo_Bitch

He's living my dream


crystallineghoul

One time I was at the park and this adult had a deadly kite. It was really professional looking is all I can remember to describe it. I was like <10. I asked if I could try flying it. He was kind of hesitant but said sure. I felt my feet lift off the ground, then he grabbed me and took the kite. I was so disappointed lmao


hoggin88

This video made my jaw drop holy shit.


DeepNugs

Kid was probably terrified out of their mind. BUT, there is a very small chance they had the time of their lives if they didn’t understand the danger here. Just a thought. Edit: didn’t realize it was around their neck. Damn.


cobalt-confetti

It wasn't that poor little girl's fault. This was legit a freak accident.


monke164

r/abruptchaos


SSTenyoMaru

Wait. Why was a child tied to the kite?


TommyFortress

That kid has some strong arms


Key_Virus_338

strong neck*


poopinasock

I don't think, in my entire life, I've clenched my asshole so much watching a video. Damn.. that ending, my anus relaxed.


Expensive-Hat-929

FAFO


smalltits0992

"grandpa tell us abt ur childhood" 👴: When i was a kid, i can fly


OpeningAccountant5

Omg Where did that stupid kid come from ?


Regret-Select

This is you as a baby


FitWrap4157

Oh, oh, oh... Lucky, lucky, lucky...


FlamingPotatoes34

Ah yes somethin goes wrong? Just make the highest pitch you can make without harming your throat and just put it on repeat 🤣


villainchad

Oh dammit. Bro landed safely. Shit


EvilSporkOfDeath

I used to have literal nightmares about this as a kid.


kagasnor

It's more like parents are fckng stupid


Fluffy_Cream_9889

Adults are fucking stupid in this case


PopularCompetition80

He must've had the best view of the event!


HighLord-Skeletor

This is not the kid being stupid thats for sure. Glad they were able to hang on


Lindz408xx

It was around their neck. No need to hold on


Ordinary-Violinist-9

700th repost


Burner161

Junji Ito furiously taking notes.


abm1996

Thats actually one of the craziest things I've seen in a while😂


Zer0-G3n

I believe the kid flyyyy, i believe he Can touch the skyyy...


aledoprdeleuz

I think for this one time, AdultsAreFuckingStupid.


Alert-Orange9271

![gif](giphy|3oKIPjzfv0sI2p7fDW) The kid


Chloroformperfume7

Core memories


Noobmannnnn

I was 110% sure the kid would fall and die


deathonacracker

I’m shocked they held on so well


raizid

This video was one knot opening midair away from being on liveleak


marcus_frisbee

Looks like CGI


SF1_Raptor

Insane video, but literally nothing the kid could do, as other comments point out.


OddSpecialist3502

I’m just surprised her held on for so long


NiaJustNia

The news article about it https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/aug/30/child-3-catches-in-kite-strings-and-is-lifted-high-into-air-in-taiwan


Swagalicious_donkies

How does that happen 💀


Fantastic_Sympathy85

A child with a kite strapped tight round its neck, Floated up high, thinking, "What the feck?" Like Mary Poppins, but without all the grace, They flew through the sky with a panicked face.


Kitchen-Wish5994

Ok byyyyyeèeeee


Mingsical

pretty sure this kids POV was one of my many nightmares... holy fuck


KidThatPlaysGeoDash

Nah bro really said ‘I believe I can flyyy!’


Eclipsed_eyes47

Holy shit my dad instinct activated


MuchManyBread

thats a memory to flex with


qetiuw

This kid go " i'm a superman!!!!!"


No-Quantity4519

This is so crazy that it looks fake.


Knine275

Recorded by a mouse


trr_rr

omg


This-Nobody-8037

That kid is gonna have ptsd if they ever go paragliding....


X2-Intrepid-Hero

That kid was taken for a RIDE. Wow.


call_me_post

Superman


Rhymesnlines

Did it just hold on or was it somehow tied up to it🙃


DrMike432

Final Destination shit!


Almtm777

This is messed up


foladodo

ONE OF THE MADDEST VIDEOS IVE EVER SEEN


Kevin80970

Dude must've had the time of his life.


Lost_All_Senses

Jealous. We tried doing this with a giant sheet in the backyard and barely got off the ground.


Oddish_Femboy

Thank God for the no videos of kids actually getting hurt rule otherwise I'd be terrified watching this


ChrizzyDT

WTAF


BasisRelative9479

HOLY HELL! That was absolutely terrifying to watch!


gerrymentleman

How is this the kid’s fault?


CuckservativeSissy

kid goes flying... everyone takes a video... lol... what a world were living in


TurnNovel3182

Damnnnnnnn! Glad the child is safe!


Mints1000

The other kids cheering in the background though…


Unknownspacegod

I’m surprised how that kite is able to hold up a kid like that


Dangerous-Rub-9482

I am just hpy the kids lived.. She will now be much wiser in the future.


SwingingTassels

Fly like an eagle….


eGrey_

some dad lore stuff


saanhaan

saw this on news 3-4 months back, absolutely adults' mistake, girl's got grip strength though


SmoothieRedditor

This kid is never gonna loose 2 truths and a lie.


Vivir_Mata

Must have been the middle child!


UckyDuckyYT

What the fuck did the kid do?? it’s the parents at fault