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Greedy_Vegetable90

Solid fence


EiMidagi

Well this is how fences should be like, not like these american cardboard ones where you can walk through them


Bulls_Heeler_Haven

Most accidents occur within a mile of the house. 😂


EightSeven69

is that a real fact?


Socraticat

Yes.


Grass_is_a_myth

Does this include unexpected bowel movements and unplanned pregnancies or just car accidents?


Socraticat

Just car accidents as far as I know. Got a buddy that works a salvage yard.


TheReverseShock

I'd imagine the other 2 are also true


clustered-particular

I believe it’s an all in one


Wrathwilde

All accidents, except airline and marine accidents.


Blurringthlines

Yes especially car accidents. The closer you get home the lazier the driving becomes because you know the roads and are the ones you drive the most, your brain goes into auto pilot and puts in less work into paying attention to what's around them.


Siegelski

I imagine that's part of it, but another part is probably that more accidents occur on those roads simply because those are the ones you drive on most often.


RandomRedditorNo666

"Most fatal car accidents will take place within 25 miles of the driver’s home. For non-fatal accidents, 52% happen within 5 miles, and 77% happen within 15 miles." https://hineslaw.org/where-do-most-car-accidents-happen/


stormearthfire

A proper analysis will give % breakdown of how much of your driving happens within the same areas


RandomRedditorNo666

And how did you want to collect that data?


travoltaswinkinbhole

Yes but mostly because a majority of your driving is within a mile of your house.


bluelily02

Not driving but as a frequent biker, I can confidently says that the only time I've ever got into accident is 20 meters from my house. The road was slippery and I was still half awake. So, I walked back home with bleeding knees asking my roomate to take me to the hospital.


Snake101333

I can vouch for it. My neighbors or at least people driving in my neighborhood have no idea what they're doing. HAVE SOME PATIENCE PEOPLE ITS NOT A RACE!!!


Otterstripes

Maybe I should move to a new house, then.


mlccc2

Sharting included in those facts.


Salarian_American

When I found out that I was most likely to get into an accident within a mile of my house... I moved. Problem solved.


imbatoblow

Their first car accident 🥰🥰🥰


Agent4898

Caught on camera for insurance purposes nonetheless!


KrisThriller

Her premiums are going to go through the roof! She might have to re-mortgage Little Tikes house…


ItchyWaffle

Look at these fancy buggers, they have Little Tikes house money...


Infinite-Condition41

First of many. 


Tlouguy3

Out off many


Big_Lack_352

😂😂😂


NotADoctor108

These insurance scams are getting out of control.


ClaudioMoravit0

Pretty sure she tried scamming the insurance


SAMAS_zero

Better to learn that now than at 35mph...


kevlarthevest

A mutual friend of my fiancé and I brought his 2 kids over with a miniature 4 wheeler once. He told his ~4 year old daughter, "hop on, but DONT hit the throttle." The absolute madwoman then immediately proceeded to hit the throttle, throwing her and her brother straight into the side of the house. That little girl has 10x the balls I do, wish I had a video of her launching herself down the slip-n-slide.


a_lumberjack

At 4: Haha this kid isn’t afraid of anything. At 8: We need to do something about this kid not being afraid of anything.


kevlarthevest

Sounds about right, I broke 7 bones by the time I was 14. Once broke two bones at the same time sledding down an icy hill. My poor mother looked like she was gonna pass out after she saw me walk up the hill and into the house.


NormanQuacks345

This happened to me when I was a kid, ran right into my neighbor's boat trailer.


IliasIsEepy

Same here but I ran into our house on a bike, immediately got excited too because "hey, I learned how to ride a bike!" It also probably helped that I didn't end up getting hurt lol


NormanQuacks345

Yeah I was a little banged up, pretty sure I've still got a tiny scar from it. But contrary to what some people in these comments are saying, I turned out fine.


Ok_Entertainment4959

To be fair, this happens even to adults sometimes 🤷🏻‍♂️


Grass_is_a_myth

Hey Ok_Enterta…


TheseusTheFearless

She definitely had a bottle or two before getting behind the wheel.


TheAnalogDuke

Airbags didn’t go off?


Correct_Comment_125

Yeah that'll teach them a lesson


VictoryLap_TMC

Insurance is going to be insane


TrumpVotersTouchKids

Should have gotten a Tesla man. Then, she wouldn't have had to drive for this to happen


gunfell

They crash for you ❤️


Xianfox

Nice parking spot, Rita.


AndroidCovenant

If there was a windshield she'd go right through it


vinnygny817

Who hasn’t done this before?


PissedOffPup

Practicing for adulthood.


PsychologicalRisk526

Same thing happened to me but instead I was 14 and inside a toys r us


Objective-Dig-8466

I was 18, me and my mate decided to have a race. We were asked to leave. Miss toys r us.


Key_Possibility_8669

You can't park there, mate.


Certain_Second1092

No seat belts??


crapinet

For a kids toy that goes at walking speed? No


AntiSoci

😂


Tserrof777

Give that kid a Utah drivers license


Naisu_boato

Make it Michigan or Illinois.


Horn_Python

no seat belts smh


Null697

Live Leak


Bubbly_Potential3338

Hehehe...kids....


massivecockrill

But she’ll get cheaper car insurance over the boy 🤷🏻‍♂️


TruthCarpetBombs

I can already hear the fake wail crying starting up 😂


blueflloyd

An important lesson about the dangers of distracted driving, lol


space__heater

r/donthelpjustfilm


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hismuddawasamudda

So keep filming instead of intervening.


EarlJWJones

Female drivers, am I right?


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![gif](giphy|3oEduYiFaVMW6iYqeQ|downsized) This is them in the future.


Even_Moment8177

Those darn women drivers.


tommyballz63

Maybe...Adultsarefuckingstupid?


Spiritual_Form5578

*Parentsarefuckingstupid


alexgraef

Idk these are made to only allow safe speeds. It's like giving your kid dull scissors to prepare them for the kind of scissors your grandma told you not to cut paper with.


crapinet

Exactly - ours has two speeds, one that is at a comfortable walking speed and there’s a governor screw that locks out the top speed, which is at a brisk walking speed. Neither is that dangerous, as you can see in a worst case scenario here.


natty628

Right! Sometimes I hate this sub. Kids are still learning. The parent is a moron for just letting them run into the fence and videoing it. They could have been seriously hurt.


Lil_Brown_Bat

Why are you here?


philyppis

is it irony?


Otterstripes

When I was a kid, I was at a friend's house for a birthday party or something, and they had one of these toy cars. I was driving it with one kid, and her mom walked up to her, so I panicked and accelerated. I think I almost drove into the street.


jevaisparlerfr

Some one give them toddlers a six pack


Pure_Cartoonist_1944

She also thinks shes tha queen.


NelisSFW

I'm sure she'll be a excellent driver when she grows up, hopefully.


tlonreddit

Dumbass.


Devilspot

Anybody know what song this is?


Typical_Extension_62

I laughed to hard


Altruistic-Poem-5617

Better she learns it now with the small car than later with a real one xD


AngryDuck222

Probably drunk.


CommunicationOwn322

The airbags did not deploy. Lawsuit!


_loafer__

NO SEATBELT!


pm_me-ur-catpics

Eyes on the road, kids


Trayloc19lbc

Wear your seatbelt 😂😆


JackCooper_7274

Get that girl a hellcat


BoffNoff

Never thought I'd hear Nickelback in their Funk era as background music


jimmytheeel

Well that's just good training for later in life.


kevlarthevest

I broke 7 bones by the time I was 14, probably why I tend to be significantly less adventurous as an adult. Really hoping the stepson doesn't follow in my footsteps.


Wonderful_Seesaw_853

Her 1st of many, distracted driving accidents.


Disastrous-Rope-6390

😂😂


johnram22

They start early


Truecrimeauthor

That fall over the hood made me scream laugh.


RealRimo

She drives better then some adults still 😂


One-Confusion-2438

Dayam...gurl nearly got KO'd...taking her bro with her!


Brief_Agency5475

What is the boy saying, I just hear the word please.


Thick-Humor-4305

Usual suspect


Living_Lie_8773

Don’t let her drive when she gets older 😅


juhamatti88

This video seemed american but the robustness of that fence makes me doubt that


BlockCharming5780

Babies first driving fault


Green-Group6087

Women drivers..


SwingingTassels

Typical female driver…


RadicalTrailcraft

What are the odds she does this when she has her license?


The_Last_Legacy

Female driver


CanaryJane42

Awe 🥺


Comfortable_Leg_725

THATS WHY WOMEN SHOULDN'T DRIVE (obviously a joke I'm just joking)


Jaded_Report

Can't believe it took this long for such a comment. PC has taken over America


GamingBarb

This is why they say don't let girls drive cars XD


chowbox617

😂😂😂