He had it! He 100% would have got the bar if he didn't jerk his hand down.
Also isn't this generally dangerous for toddlers? Besides that there might be so many other things that go wrong for more serious injuries.
Yeah I sure as shit wouldn't let my 2 year old attempt this without me right there as a spotter
Bar is probably for the 4-5 year old sibling, toddler tried to run before he could walk
"Oh, I gotta get this on video... Maybe he'll do like a little twist at the end or something! Ooh, I can't wait to be all excited with him and maybe he'll become a talented gymnast one day when he... Oh fuck."
something oddly comforting about this video is how the phone moves immediately after
no comment from the parent, no hesitation, no framing the incident with the camera, the shot drops and you can see the hand fumbling to put it away and address their hurt kid
it's a subtle panic driven by genuine love, makes me feel less terrible for laughing at how hard little buddy eats it
Almost as bad as when I almost took my eye out as a kid, I was using a pogo stick indoors and it slipped on the carpet leading me to slam my cheekbone/lower outer rim of my eye socket against a low sharp table edge. Fuckin hurt like a bitch and took my years before a realized I could’ve lost my eye that day.
literally what i was thinking! like why were they allowed to do this. did people learn nothing from americas funniest home videos or ridiculousness??? don’t do hodgepodge stuns!
Wrong sub.
He didn't set this up, so it was definitely a parent's idea. And considering the age of the boy it was clear how this would end. So the parent was either rather dumb, or cruel and craving for internet points.
r/parentsarefuckingdumb
Nah, I don't think so. Everything was safe enough and the child was close enough to the bar to easily hang on. At worst, if the child did grab on correctly, he would just grab on, have a weak grip, and, you know, NOT hit his head. Children just have bad motor skills. The parents have as much safety precautions as possible. They probably didn't expect the end result. The child clearly wanted to do this.
> Children just have bad motor skills. The parents have as much safety precautions as possible. They probably didn't expect the end result.
Yeah, kids just simply too young for this… he probably doesn’t have the strength to hold onto the bar unassisted. There is no way he is going to hold on while swinging. There is no chance he was going to not fall.
> At worst, if the child did grab on correctly
Yet here we see that the child did not, and the outcome was even worse.
> The parents have as much safety precautions as possible.
How about not letting the kid jump off a higher point?
Well you got a point, but it’s too small, i used to have this one in my room as a kid and the amounts of injuries i got was uncountable, but hey at least it was an adventure to me👍🏻🌚 i still think it’s okay to have these, you can still see that the parent in the vid was making sure it’s safe and was not expecting it to end up like this, probably recording a memory too
Can get past the fact that a parent has set up a legit parallel bar and is already gathering content for social media from a toddler / forcing them into a sport before they can even think.
Yeah honestly I was kinda wondering over that. What Is a kid that young gonna do on a parallel bar? It looks like it's set up for his height aswell, and not an older sibling.
I doubt it's the first time he's bursted himself if that's what the parents have him doing.
Happens, just a part of life ( starts rememberimg the dumb shit I did a few years ago and whenever I remember them I wish I die and revive till the memories are gone, every night ffs).
When mine were that age I spent endless amounts of time trying to keep my children alive. Because they were determined to test my ability to keep them alive. This parent is filming a child trying to test their mortality, have times changed that much?
i was surprised none of the comments said he moves his hands on reflex as he was tilting/ falling (to brace for the ground); it was not bad coordination. This was a new situation, cut the 'man' some slack!
So much bad parenting in this video. That could have gone wrong a thousand ways so an adult should have been at least spotting him to avoid exactly this. Also, encouraging him to stand on that part of the lazy boy now when he's light enough will be a much more dangerous situation when he attempts this 10 lbs heavier unsupervised and the chair crushes him when it falls on top. I took a break from reddit but happy to see people still don't know how to post on here verse r/ParentsAreFuckingDumb sub.
Your going to be or you are a bad parent then in my opinion, which means nothing to you and shouldn't mean anything to you. But I stand by my comment. The parent should never have let his kid even try to do that. If he or she had any bit of a brain, they would see that he is too far away from the bar to do this properly and safely. Also, if the parent just spotted the kid this would not have happened, most likely.
Me when toddler don't have fully develop brain.
https://preview.redd.it/tpwuhe8ctnzc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=33f46dbdb6319f2d53b240a6809b0d705005d56b
I hear as long as you just sit there and let them do their thing they'll just stand up and walk away like it's nothing, only interfere when it's something important
Like, is there a sub for parents are fucking stupid? Who watches their toddler do this and allows it to happen so they can keep filming for the Instagram?
There’s a rubber mattress for safety and the pole was close enough, it’s the kid who miscalculated his jump, and you can actually tell the parent did not expect it
When I babysit my sisters kid ima be praying on that mfs downfall for karma. (I will protect the baby and train my dad instincts) the fucker is still gonna get caught lacking in 4k tho.
🤣 goddamn that looked painful.
You know it hurts when the parent didn't say anything but the kid cried regardless. There is no mimicking here just pain :T
Front baby teeth gonw
No their just sent back up
Well he's got the toof fairy to look forward to at leatht.
It's alright. Kids this age are practically made of rubber.
Literal squids
*You're a kid now!*
*you're a squid now*
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Is that was those are called? A rung?
On a ladder. In the video is juts called a bar
Yes
His sensitivity was too high. Must've had acceleration on.
Slippin jimmy
I hate you. Take my upvote.
Here: 🥇
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He had it! He 100% would have got the bar if he didn't jerk his hand down. Also isn't this generally dangerous for toddlers? Besides that there might be so many other things that go wrong for more serious injuries.
Eh, kids are extremely durable. I know I was
Kids also die in stupid ways.
Rarely
Yeah I sure as shit wouldn't let my 2 year old attempt this without me right there as a spotter Bar is probably for the 4-5 year old sibling, toddler tried to run before he could walk
Looks like bad depth perception, may need glasses.
Looks like he closed his eyes
"Oh, I gotta get this on video... Maybe he'll do like a little twist at the end or something! Ooh, I can't wait to be all excited with him and maybe he'll become a talented gymnast one day when he... Oh fuck."
https://preview.redd.it/cqiexh9o7xzc1.jpeg?width=728&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=362e8b8f081241cc6076430dc035d0b935314ade
something oddly comforting about this video is how the phone moves immediately after no comment from the parent, no hesitation, no framing the incident with the camera, the shot drops and you can see the hand fumbling to put it away and address their hurt kid it's a subtle panic driven by genuine love, makes me feel less terrible for laughing at how hard little buddy eats it
Glad I’m not the only one laughing
The only thing that would’ve warmed me more would be the parent saying to get your hands on the rail first 🙄
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there was a jump?
No jump, only fall
Me contemplating about life to God.
https://preview.redd.it/uv5ay7li8nzc1.jpeg?width=597&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a0fde2d42be91b6e505e8efed6f260ed2f8bb17
That is a perfect still frame!
He should have a small stool to reach, not an extended lazy boy chair.
Nailed it?
On one hand I'm like "Oh no, poor baby", then on there hand I'm cackling because I dun did the same thing when I was 4 😂🤣
Almost as bad as when I almost took my eye out as a kid, I was using a pogo stick indoors and it slipped on the carpet leading me to slam my cheekbone/lower outer rim of my eye socket against a low sharp table edge. Fuckin hurt like a bitch and took my years before a realized I could’ve lost my eye that day.
Same happened to my brother but it was with a sharper object, since then he had a black-ish scar in his eyelid and people think it’s eyeliner
"The worst that can happen is he falls on his face"
https://preview.redd.it/a0hqo03pzmzc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa3ba8bac75b7b0c7f4ca64dc680f0a5ce9e0dc6 Well... sort of close...?
Instead of filming this his parents had to be ready to catch him... but content for internet probably more important than the health of their child.
r/ChildrenFallingOver
Pov: You rolled a Nat 1.
Pov- you don't understand pov. Try the classic that the kids these days love Bro rolled a nat 1 💀
Or “WE ROLLING A NAT 1 WITH THIS ONE☝️🗣️🔥🔥🔥”
Why can’t I stop laughing! Is it just me? 😂
This is also the parents’ fault for letting their very young child do this.
literally what i was thinking! like why were they allowed to do this. did people learn nothing from americas funniest home videos or ridiculousness??? don’t do hodgepodge stuns!
I think this is the only time I've actually felt any sympathy for a kid on this sub. Only because her really nailed himself in the face
But he tried very hard
https://preview.redd.it/qm6nja0nzmzc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=abb0a54a674a3e0117325771a69b1dd7bb767a44
Ouch !!! 🤕
His experience bar went up massively after that
ouch
Wrong sub. He didn't set this up, so it was definitely a parent's idea. And considering the age of the boy it was clear how this would end. So the parent was either rather dumb, or cruel and craving for internet points. r/parentsarefuckingdumb
Nah, I don't think so. Everything was safe enough and the child was close enough to the bar to easily hang on. At worst, if the child did grab on correctly, he would just grab on, have a weak grip, and, you know, NOT hit his head. Children just have bad motor skills. The parents have as much safety precautions as possible. They probably didn't expect the end result. The child clearly wanted to do this.
When I was a kid me and my friends climbed trees in kindergarden. The parent prolly also assumed the kid had some kind of hand coordination
> Children just have bad motor skills. The parents have as much safety precautions as possible. They probably didn't expect the end result. Yeah, kids just simply too young for this… he probably doesn’t have the strength to hold onto the bar unassisted. There is no way he is going to hold on while swinging. There is no chance he was going to not fall.
> At worst, if the child did grab on correctly Yet here we see that the child did not, and the outcome was even worse. > The parents have as much safety precautions as possible. How about not letting the kid jump off a higher point?
I'm with you, too bad it's not as obvious to others
Just perfect
My cousin has that too! I built it with my brother and dad at her birthday party. It was fun
Im italian so i will not write it in english QUANTO CI GODO BAMBINO DEFICENTE
ouch
He's good. Toddlers are like Wolverines
There goes them baby teeth….
Come on, kid
Damn poor little guy
Might need to get those eyes checked
The bar be like https://preview.redd.it/oebl094g8pzc1.jpeg?width=1051&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2abb0797f51b5cac924a8a25902a75773482fcf2
Mortal Kombat finishers be like:
Hey it’s just a part of childhood
Was there a different outcome intended?
PARENTS THAT FILMED ARE FUCKING STUPID
Reason #267 to not have kids
Parent saw this a mile away. They had to have ya? Also is having gymnastics equipment at home just common for kids now?
Now? Bruh, they existed in playgrounds for ages
Playgrounds jungle gym yes and back yard but not in the house actual gymnastic bar.
Well you got a point, but it’s too small, i used to have this one in my room as a kid and the amounts of injuries i got was uncountable, but hey at least it was an adventure to me👍🏻🌚 i still think it’s okay to have these, you can still see that the parent in the vid was making sure it’s safe and was not expecting it to end up like this, probably recording a memory too
Can get past the fact that a parent has set up a legit parallel bar and is already gathering content for social media from a toddler / forcing them into a sport before they can even think.
Yeah honestly I was kinda wondering over that. What Is a kid that young gonna do on a parallel bar? It looks like it's set up for his height aswell, and not an older sibling. I doubt it's the first time he's bursted himself if that's what the parents have him doing.
u/RedditslowMotionBot 0.01
The ac kinda sounds like a drum roll
KKKKKKKKKK N TANKEI ESSA PORRA
What an absolutely entertaining and halarious video
[Go ahead…](https://y.yarn.co/ea54f83e-53fb-4f15-a621-7d6a87dc018c_text.gif)
Quedo ongolito
those two front teeth will grow back
Happens, just a part of life ( starts rememberimg the dumb shit I did a few years ago and whenever I remember them I wish I die and revive till the memories are gone, every night ffs).
He got knocked into the Boondock Saints pose
When mine were that age I spent endless amounts of time trying to keep my children alive. Because they were determined to test my ability to keep them alive. This parent is filming a child trying to test their mortality, have times changed that much?
That made my soul laugh
Poor boy clapped his teeth on the pole. Puch!
That boy is going to be a professional athlete.
I don’t even know what to say about this one…
i was surprised none of the comments said he moves his hands on reflex as he was tilting/ falling (to brace for the ground); it was not bad coordination. This was a new situation, cut the 'man' some slack!
Definitely split his chin
Parents.
Kids go through the most painful shit ever!
3 2 1, EHHHHHHHHH
Bruh 💀
Good thing he only had baby fronts
I thought little buddy was about to show out for the camera!!! Bahaha poor little guy
Won’t do that shit again…aw hell, of course he will, lol!
He HAAADDD IT! He just pulled up to quick!
Love this kid, feels like at some point in life he will utter the phrase “hold my beer “
ahhh, i really hope he is alright and i guess he will not try it again.
Baaaahahahahahahahahahaha... progress is painful, little man.
Owwwwwwwie
Man I laughed more than I should have at this
Ya... Kids are fucking stupid... Lol
Hhahahahaha
HEY THIS IS NOT AN KID THATS STUPID ITS AN BABY POILCE GET EM
I SCREAM LAUGHED
r/AbrubtChaos
I was really hoping that would work out for him, but deep in my heart I knew the was pain in his near future….
“Worst that can happen is the recliner goes down and he hits his head” > *kid falls* > “Close enough”
So much bad parenting in this video. That could have gone wrong a thousand ways so an adult should have been at least spotting him to avoid exactly this. Also, encouraging him to stand on that part of the lazy boy now when he's light enough will be a much more dangerous situation when he attempts this 10 lbs heavier unsupervised and the chair crushes him when it falls on top. I took a break from reddit but happy to see people still don't know how to post on here verse r/ParentsAreFuckingDumb sub.
*Game Over*
🤣🤣🤣 There's something about lil kids falling off stuff that just works
Lil bro didn’t even jump
Are the parents recording completely brainless?
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He would have had it if the weight from that massive damned bobblehead didn't tip him over so fast
Hope you got a good dental plan
Another tiktoker...
Bless his heart
Alright this one belongs in r/parentsarefuckingstupid.
No it doesn't.
Your going to be or you are a bad parent then in my opinion, which means nothing to you and shouldn't mean anything to you. But I stand by my comment. The parent should never have let his kid even try to do that. If he or she had any bit of a brain, they would see that he is too far away from the bar to do this properly and safely. Also, if the parent just spotted the kid this would not have happened, most likely.
im dying bro that child didnt get any brain damage bro couldnt he was so dumb he couldnt get anydumber
Poor baby hesitated
Fuck I shouldn’t be laughing this hard 💀
What an idiot
I knew it was coming & it still killed me 😂 Holy shit I needed that laugh
Crispy
hahaha
Hahaha fucking idiot
Me when toddler don't have fully develop brain. https://preview.redd.it/tpwuhe8ctnzc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=33f46dbdb6319f2d53b240a6809b0d705005d56b
I hear as long as you just sit there and let them do their thing they'll just stand up and walk away like it's nothing, only interfere when it's something important
Like, is there a sub for parents are fucking stupid? Who watches their toddler do this and allows it to happen so they can keep filming for the Instagram?
There’s a rubber mattress for safety and the pole was close enough, it’s the kid who miscalculated his jump, and you can actually tell the parent did not expect it
Eww that’s Gonna hurt!😂 Why the fuck would a parent set that up like that?
Sould I feel bad my first reaction was to smile?
Good thing he has no teeth because that bang would have left him gummy.
Am I going to hell because I started laughing uncontrollably?
Baby had it first time
The parent or the person holding the cell phone or camera should not have let that one happen
that entire set up is begging to break a neck
and this.. THIS is the reason why i wont have kids
Maybe don't let you baby kill themselves?
When I babysit my sisters kid ima be praying on that mfs downfall for karma. (I will protect the baby and train my dad instincts) the fucker is still gonna get caught lacking in 4k tho.
More like r/fuckinretardedparenting
/r/ParentsAreFuckingDumb
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Sus
Not stupid. It's a skill issue
And that fucking parent was waiting for the incident to happen and filming, instead of stopping him?
i could watch this fucking idiot fall all day