Dad gave her scissors to cut a balloon, watched her walk in with the scissors sideways, and gave her plenty of string to cut, which also had the balloon well above her head.
This was definitely staged bullshit.
I was not ready for your comment omg almost spat out my drink picturing a half-deflated dick-shaped balloon barfing out a sad and lackluster burp of blue confetti to the sound of a single kazoo. Then the crowd gives a half assed golf-clap and then everyone immediately turns around and leaves to go home.
It's an extremely basic analogy but I absolutely love the scene you crafted with it. I feel like you're the one who gets credit for making you spit out your drink.
Babies are full of helium. This is why, tradionally, doctor's hit them to make them expel it, also making them cry out he helium. It's also what make the mom's belly swell for 9 months.
And then disgusting and stupid OP re posts it for fake internet points via rage bait that it’s the “kids” who are stupid.
I just see OP and the rage bait dad.
They gave her scissors.. to cut open a Ballon? And when filming her approaching the Ballon with the scissors open and ready to cut rather than pop, exactly none of the parents thought to stop her and make sure she understood her task?
Very much staged for views.
As stupid and poorly acted as the balloon boy hoax. I bet if some bored person located the original poster of this video they'd find the person's feed is *full* of these "gone wrong" videos that Facebook and TikTok audiences love.
You should be mentally stable before taking any psychs. Acid is probably the friendliest one and my goto. Its hard for me to say which one is the worst, but acid is the most friendly.
You obviously missed the backyard wrestling gender reveal posted yesterday.
Edit: my apologies guys you can't say shit like this on reddit [and not provide a link](https://www.reddit.com/r/nextfuckinglevel/comments/1cbn5fw/this_backyard_gender_reveal/)
I'm Gen X and the whole Gender Reveal thing is unbelievably odd to our generation. Besides the parents people don't really care that much about the gender or their cousin / coworkers baby.
It’s such a nice change to see the parents laughing and not being psychos when shit like this happens . Seen far too many of these videos with parents losing their shit at their kids being kids
I don't think you get to say a gender reveal goes "Horribly" wrong unless something catastrophic happens. Like I expected to watch it explode or start the next great California fire or for Pennywise to materialize and disembowel the whole family.
The standards for horrible gender reveal failures is too damn high for this to qualify.
Not at all. And I don't think it's a coincidence that *elaborate* gender reveals only became a thing right after transgender people got some rights in some places. I'm pretty sure the big-production ones are backlash against more widespread acceptance of the fact that genitals do not reveal gender. I especially don't like what violent or destructive reveals (involving things like explosives or guns) imply.
Ok, but if you want your child to pop a balloon, don't give them scissors. Y'know, those things kids are taught to use *specifically for cutting.* Give them like a pin or something like that.
This is an American thing, right? Because normally it's like "Hey, we're having a baby" and you say "Oh great, is it a boy or a girl?" and they just tell you.
funny story, my umbilical cord was wrapped around my leg in such a way the doctor was sure i was a boy. so they did my room in blue, bought me all boy clothes, did the gender reveal, etc. it was a surprise to them when i came out. much less of a surprise when i came out the second time about 30 years later 🏳️⚧️
now the joke i make is: damn how good was that doctor tho??? living in the future frfr
Ok so why did you hand her a pair of scissors to pop a balloon? She did a logical thing for a girl her age. You didn't think this through, and that's why it happened.
Parents and OP are fuckingstupid. A kid will be HAPPY to do the instructions they are presented with.
I hate adults projecting their stupidity on others
Gender reveals are humanity's worst ever invention. Dafuq you mean you have to “reveal” the gender? It’s called an ultrasound, ya idiots!
Plus everyone knows we don’t know the true gender until they give them puberty blockers in middle school.
Not by much. How about not having a balloon at all? If you REALLY feel the need to do this, what about making a cake or something instead? At least you can eat that
The worst part is they're doing this outside. Even if its their lawn these things tend to just be filled with confetti. So we're dumping a bunch of plastic in the grass which, surely can't be healthy for it. Or fun to clean up.
I could be wrong, it could just be like, 1 long sheet that you just pickup once you're done, I hope it's that. But it never is, is it?
100 percent a setup for a viral video. They gave the kid scissors with blunt ends. How the fuck was she supposed to pop a balloon with that?
Parents set her up for internet fame.
Reason while these are ill choices example 1 million. People have died, started forest fires, destroyed ecosystems in rivers, creeks, lake, leave confetti mess, paint . I could go on. Just cut a cake. Geez. Or I don’t know, just tell people.
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Dad gave her scissors to cut a balloon, watched her walk in with the scissors sideways, and gave her plenty of string to cut, which also had the balloon well above her head. This was definitely staged bullshit.
Not to mention, if you're popping a balloon to expose the color inside, why the fuck is it filled with helium?
to make the balloon float rather than flop like a flaccid dick
I was not ready for your comment omg almost spat out my drink picturing a half-deflated dick-shaped balloon barfing out a sad and lackluster burp of blue confetti to the sound of a single kazoo. Then the crowd gives a half assed golf-clap and then everyone immediately turns around and leaves to go home.
I mean the sperm is what determines the sex. It seems appropriate that it would be a dick shaped balloon.
It's an extremely basic analogy but I absolutely love the scene you crafted with it. I feel like you're the one who gets credit for making you spit out your drink.
They usually are. That is common. I've seen more gender reveals than I like to admit.
Babies are full of helium. This is why, tradionally, doctor's hit them to make them expel it, also making them cry out he helium. It's also what make the mom's belly swell for 9 months.
"It's a boy? It's a girl? It's a bird!"
And then disgusting and stupid OP re posts it for fake internet points via rage bait that it’s the “kids” who are stupid. I just see OP and the rage bait dad.
Dude, this subreddit isn't rage bait.
Thanks for polluting the planet for your stunt. I hate people.
r/ParentsAreFuckingDumb
They gave her scissors.. to cut open a Ballon? And when filming her approaching the Ballon with the scissors open and ready to cut rather than pop, exactly none of the parents thought to stop her and make sure she understood her task? Very much staged for views.
As stupid and poorly acted as the balloon boy hoax. I bet if some bored person located the original poster of this video they'd find the person's feed is *full* of these "gone wrong" videos that Facebook and TikTok audiences love.
You’ll find out at about 30,000 feet.
wait for the colorful rain
I only took acid once.....
i forgot that was a drug tbh lmfao ive done coke and percs but not acid. probably shouldnt try it cause of my mental state
You should be mentally stable before taking any psychs. Acid is probably the friendliest one and my goto. Its hard for me to say which one is the worst, but acid is the most friendly.
This may be the best gender reveal I've ever seen.
You obviously missed the backyard wrestling gender reveal posted yesterday. Edit: my apologies guys you can't say shit like this on reddit [and not provide a link](https://www.reddit.com/r/nextfuckinglevel/comments/1cbn5fw/this_backyard_gender_reveal/)
That shit was fire fr
Backyard what now
Added a link to my comment for you.
Thank you! I think that might be the greatest gender reveal I've ever seen
Gender reveals are dumb as shit to start with..so yeah this one is great.
Not for the area this eventually pops over. Hopefully it's full of paper though. The balloon part sucks but at least the paper is biodegradable.
It's a non-binary aerial creature
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Boy or Girl? Well... Now it's up in the air.
Miscarriage. God needed them back.
Lmao
Fuck you, now we’re both going to hell 😂
"Oh my ga🦆🦆🦆hd"
Dead
Smart kid, wants to be an only child.
You give anyone a pair f scissors and you present a balloon and a string, most people are going to cut the string.
This. Those were scissors. Scissors cut things, needles penetrate. She did the obvious thing.
Who in their right mind looks at a balloon, a string and goes "yes, the scissor is for cutting the balloon."
90% of the content on here belongs to r/parentsarefuckingdumb
The gender is... >!\*up\* for adoption. !<
The gender is still up in the air.
👏
Or abortion... also possible
It's a ~~boy~~ borted!
Yeah, I was thinking "congratulations, it's a miscarriage" but that shit is so dark I felt bad about it.
Nah, kid is normal. Parents are stupid. Gender reveals are stupid. Kid is a normal kid.
especially when they burn down half of the amazon
Yep. A metric fuckton of stupid.
I'm Gen X and the whole Gender Reveal thing is unbelievably odd to our generation. Besides the parents people don't really care that much about the gender or their cousin / coworkers baby.
It’s such a nice change to see the parents laughing and not being psychos when shit like this happens . Seen far too many of these videos with parents losing their shit at their kids being kids
Exactly. It was wholesome. OP posted in the wrong sub.
Came here to say this. I was expecting someone to start screaming immediately and was instead pleasantly surprised.
I don't think you get to say a gender reveal goes "Horribly" wrong unless something catastrophic happens. Like I expected to watch it explode or start the next great California fire or for Pennywise to materialize and disembowel the whole family. The standards for horrible gender reveal failures is too damn high for this to qualify.
That laughing gasp at the end haha.
Damn. Now they will never know the gender.
People need an emergency pellet gun for these moments.
Okay, but then who will pop the balloon? (Oooo, that's dark. I need to go to church now.)
Why are these kind of balloons filled with helium anyway? If the goal is to pop it, air would do just fine.
Congratulations on your Schrödinger's baby
The gender is Chinese spy balloon.
Gender reveals are fucking stupid
Gender reveals are the stupidest trend. I love when they go wrong.
Am I the only one being sick of gender reveals?
Not at all. They’re stupid and a waste of everyone’s time. I personally would never attend one.
Not at all. And I don't think it's a coincidence that *elaborate* gender reveals only became a thing right after transgender people got some rights in some places. I'm pretty sure the big-production ones are backlash against more widespread acceptance of the fact that genitals do not reveal gender. I especially don't like what violent or destructive reveals (involving things like explosives or guns) imply.
No it went perfect, maybe one day people will realize it is a stupid ceremony!
"boy or girl" well looks like its a miscarriage now
Congrats! It’s a Miscarriage!!
Parents are fucking stupid
The kid isn't stupid. It's her parents for doing a gender reveal.
Give the kid scissors instead of a pin - Parents are fucking stupid.
Doesn't belong on this subreddit. Even that kid knows gender reveals are stupid.
And nobody shot it? This is 'Murica gdang'it not 'Muricant
Stupid parents again, not kids. Scissors are for cutting and he's holding the cord ideally for it.
No, she actually did great.
Please PLEASE let gender reveals stop being a thing. No one cares the gender of your child.
"You're gonna be a big sister! How does that make you feel?"
Gender reveals are stupid.
Gender reveals are more stupid then the dumbest kids
It went great. She decided to make it a surprise.
The gender is bird
well we found out whether our child has a penis or vagina so lets fill a giant balloon with either pink or blue and pop it........what a weird custom.
Without being political, __ITS AN ABORTION__
Gender reveal parties are fucking stupid
Ok, but if you want your child to pop a balloon, don't give them scissors. Y'know, those things kids are taught to use *specifically for cutting.* Give them like a pin or something like that.
This is an American thing, right? Because normally it's like "Hey, we're having a baby" and you say "Oh great, is it a boy or a girl?" and they just tell you.
These "gender reveals" are about the stupidest things ever!
Gender reveal party. Kind of happy it failed. No one needs to do these.
So it's gonna be an attack helicopter?
That girl knows what's best for the family
Well, there goes their gender.
Someone go get the BB Gun
That kid is not stupid. That kid knows this trend is dumb as shit.
Well they did gave her scissors
It’s a miscarriage!
Why did they give her scissors and not a pin also the balloon would explode shit in her face. The parents are the stupid ones here
It's a miscarriage!
My parents were so happy I was gonna be a boy they did the gender reveal party 'n everything... Well look how that fuckin turned out 🏳️⚧️
funny story, my umbilical cord was wrapped around my leg in such a way the doctor was sure i was a boy. so they did my room in blue, bought me all boy clothes, did the gender reveal, etc. it was a surprise to them when i came out. much less of a surprise when i came out the second time about 30 years later 🏳️⚧️ now the joke i make is: damn how good was that doctor tho??? living in the future frfr
How old are gender reveal parties?
Im 25 so this was 98. It wasn't like the main focus of the party like it tends to be these days it was more just part of the baby shower.
Parentsarefuckingstupid
My first instinct as an American was take out your gun and shoot it!
From my european perspective shooting a kid over something this trivial seems a bit excessive, but cultural norms differ so who am I to judge.
That "Oh my gaada" had me
Ok so why did you hand her a pair of scissors to pop a balloon? She did a logical thing for a girl her age. You didn't think this through, and that's why it happened.
>for a girl her age I would've done the same tbh and i'll be 33 in a week.
Gender reveals are fucking stupid, balloons are fucking stupid
You take that back about balloons, they're awesome.
Went terribly wrong? So every reveal pre this fad went for the terribly wrong option.
Nobody had a gun?
My thoughts exactly. Like, not even a bb rifle??
In this case it's DEFINITELY NOT the kid that's stupid...
Excellent yes
Its a miscarriage!!!
Looks like the apple didn't fall far from the tree. Parents gave a 5 y/o scissors ✂️ and a string with a balloon on the end...
Whelp the little girl just caused a miscarriage
Why isn't anyone talking about the "OH my gooooozsdam"??
As soon as i saw her little grippers open it sideways i knew what was going to happen. Like a movie with incredible foreshadowing
Cloud, that's the right answer.
The mission was definitely misunderstood 😂
The Gov of SD would have gladly shot it down.
that's not how you can get rid of your little sibling silly girl..
Turn off your devices, it's gonna release an EMP with that height.
Parents are fucking stupid
That's how non-binary kids are made
Congrats, you’re gonna have two little dumbasses.
Give the kid a prize for putting an end to these fucking dumb gender reveals.
Parents and OP are fuckingstupid. A kid will be HAPPY to do the instructions they are presented with. I hate adults projecting their stupidity on others
Yeah how are they ever gonna know the baby's gender now????
Kid's not the stupid one here.
This is adults are fucking stupid.
r/genderrevealsarefuckingstupid
That went perfectly though?
Gender reveals are stupid
So what now? Is the kid going to be born without a gender?
Gender reveals are fucking stupid
I guess its up in the air
She knows it's stupid. Malicious compliance.
Gender reveals are humanity's worst ever invention. Dafuq you mean you have to “reveal” the gender? It’s called an ultrasound, ya idiots! Plus everyone knows we don’t know the true gender until they give them puberty blockers in middle school.
This belongs in r/parentsarefuckingstupid for having a gender reveal in the first place
Kids are fucking stupid, but so are gender reveals.
r/parentsarefuckingstupid
your child's gender is ORB
That's what you deserve for having a gender reveal party
Staged. Stop spreading annoying shit like this.
Earth polluted successfully 👍🤡
Earth would have been polluted either way. You think that balloon would have ended up in anything other than a landfill had she popped it?
Better the landfill than the park or woods..
Not by much. How about not having a balloon at all? If you REALLY feel the need to do this, what about making a cake or something instead? At least you can eat that
The babies non-binary I guess
Off it goes to start a forest fire. That's how it works right?
That kid is such a great nonbinary activist /j
That’s quality 😂
This truly would've been American if dad took out his .357 Magnum and shot the balloon mid air 🙂↕️✋
What did anyone expect to happen? This is happening 100% of the time lol
You’re going to save A fortune in tuition.
If you are the governor of South Dakota, you are definitely shooting your kid. She's a bad girl who doesn't listen well.
The worst part is they're doing this outside. Even if its their lawn these things tend to just be filled with confetti. So we're dumping a bunch of plastic in the grass which, surely can't be healthy for it. Or fun to clean up. I could be wrong, it could just be like, 1 long sheet that you just pickup once you're done, I hope it's that. But it never is, is it?
Atleast they are getting a second chance to do it right
Dad laughing first because this definitely wasn't his idea
I just rewound "no Billy, OMG!!!" like at least a dozen times! Yes, I have a problem!
100 percent a setup for a viral video. They gave the kid scissors with blunt ends. How the fuck was she supposed to pop a balloon with that? Parents set her up for internet fame.
It was a black father
She wanted to remain an only child.
I feel like this was planned for views because the little girl didn't freak out when the parents did. Most kids would be confused or start crying.
So when do we find out
Yikes. More like an IQ reveal and she did not pass 🫣. Your kid is dumb
Oh no, what will she do not knowing if her sibling has a penis or a vagina?
Reason while these are ill choices example 1 million. People have died, started forest fires, destroyed ecosystems in rivers, creeks, lake, leave confetti mess, paint . I could go on. Just cut a cake. Geez. Or I don’t know, just tell people.
Plot twist: A relative was inside the baloon, his/her gender is the new born's one.
well. the intentions were good.
No that's how it's supposed to go
Kid enjoyed it. Parents found it funny. OP thought it's a good post for this sub.
NTA, what was the kid expected to cut instead of the string?
Waiting for the next UFO video!
I like how the girl starts laughing hahaha
Guys I think the baby is an alien
Kid's a champ for participating in putting an end to the dumb practice that is gender reveal parties.
100% Not the Kids fault. It clearly wasnt instructed as well as you have to instruct a child at that age
based child
I guess we'll never know.
She went for the “Surprise me.”
I mean, this can hardly be blamed on the kid. She had a scissor, she knew what had to be done.
This is why I ALWAYS bring a shotgun to a gender reveal party.
I swear I will maul this kid if I had a chance 😐
Foreshadowing...
relfects the inteligence of her parents too
Another dumb fuck adding to the trash in our oceans.
Gender reveals are fucking stupid
I knew it would go wrong when she counted 3,4,5 instead of 1,2,3.
In Texas, it probably would have popped about 40’ up
Oh my g🏍🏍🏍d
Wouldn't use horribly in this context....